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A simple one. The first user inserts a coin or any object into the vending machine and the other determines what comes out. For example, if I were to put in a penny someone else could say I got a fox and then they could insert their coin to see what they get.
*inserts coin*
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You get a rabbit
*insert coin*
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You get a thread that was already created. (http://www.thefurryforum.com/forums/index.php?topic=22643.0)
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But it's locked.
Kalan, your reward is:
...
A UNICORN
*inserts 1 000 dollars*
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Ticket to the moon
*Inserts three cutes*
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Receives a Cutant.
Inserts the legacy of having made the final post in the previous vending machine thread.
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Receives immortality
Insert jan egeland
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Receives Jens Stoltenberg
Inserts a VHS copy of Trollhunter
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Recives the blair witch project
Inserts the zombie apocalypse
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Receive the Rapture.
Inserts a gospel medley by Tammy Wynette
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Receives Adolf Hitler's mustache.
*Inserts a raw coconut*
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Recives tom hank
Inserts a racoon
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Receives Rocket
*inserts a baby*
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receives an old guy
*inserts some dirt*
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Recieves Minecraft
*inserts a jellyfish*
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revives squidward
*inserts one token*
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Receives one of those crappy key rings that you didn't really want..
*Inserts a rubik's brain twist triangle*
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receives Albert Einstein's brain
*inserts fish*
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Receives this:
(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-13-2014/ihRyG4.gif)
(https://youtu.be/wSBS2F9VXaE (http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-13-2014/ihRyG4.gif))
*inserts 4gb flash drive*
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receives corrupted files
*inserts csgo skins*
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Receives Gabe Newell
*Inserts cool whip*
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receives a kick by bryan
*inserts morgan freemans voice*
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Receives life of Brian god powers
*Inserts Monty Python reference*
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Recieves a poorly made pun
Inserts a zarco
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Receives himself.. wait WHA..
*inserts a googly eye*
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Recieves larry page
Inserts a hammer
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receives clock
* inserts Michel jackson*
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Recieves a nose job
Inserts the oslo treaty plan
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Receives walrus, companion of Robbaz, king of Sweden!
*inserts hugs*
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((robbaz is awesome))
receives snuggles
*inserts facebook*
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Recieves the worlds information
Insert a jet
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(Agreed!)
Receives book about faces
*inserts raw bacon*
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Recieves a horse
Insert john lennon
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receives bad music
*inserts a British cup of tea*
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Recieves a crumpet
Inserts a trombone
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receives trumpet
*inserts xbox*
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Recieves bill gates fortune
Inserts magneto
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Receives Spider-Man
*inserts Kalan getting his name back*
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Receives Kalan getting his name back...
*inserts a stupid question*
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Recieves an overcomplicated answer
*Inserts ice cream*
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Receives spoon
*inserts toilet paper*
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Receives bathroom cleaner
*Inserts toaster*
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Receives an electrical shock
*inserts a glass of water*
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Receives a rainstorm
*Inserts a card.. any card!*
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Receives a bunny
*inserts the bunny*
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Receives a wizard.. harry!
*Inserts Hagrid*
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Receives error code 110011111001 "item too large*
*inserts a computer*
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Receives a typewriter
*Inserts a submarine*
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Receives radar
*inserts the color blue*
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Recieves a ball of zarco fur
Inserts a fan blade
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Received Captain Quark action figure.
Inserts CSGO Chroma 2 Case key
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(*takes his fur back and puts it back on*)
Receives one of those blue items that you already have 30 of..
*inserts monitor*
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Recieves windows xp, good luck
Inserts a best friend
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Receives me instead
*inserts myself*
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Recieves a hug
Inserts a puppy
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Receives a hotdog
*inserts the movie inception with the word "insert" written across*
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Recieves a two dimenional plain. Yeah I dont know either
Inserts star wars
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Receives star trek
*inserts a hole punch*
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Receives a whole punch!
*Inserts the time*
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Receives patience and results and the healing of all wounds!
*inserts a pouty face* lucky
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Recieves cosmic knowledge
Inserts a bee sting
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Receives ointment
*inserts a bazooka*
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receives a pistol
*inserts dog bone*
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Receives t-rex
*inserts virtual reality*
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Recieves a whovian <.<
Inserts rubber ducky
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Receives Bagpuss
*Inserts smart water*
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receives over priced tap water
*inserts iphone*
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Recieves overpriced phone XD
Inserts lords of the dance dvd
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Receives a 144p youtube video
*Inserts a painting*
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Recieves a missing ear
Insert a tea kettle
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Receives camomile
Inserts a stale taco
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Recieves a chain resturant
Insert the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
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Receives premature version of Starlord
Inserts Morgan Freeman
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Recieves a calming tea
Inserts a dinosaur
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Receives jurassic world
Inserts a grenade
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Receives a pin
*Inserts the forums*
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Receives friends
Inserts enemies
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Recieves the limbuagh nation
Inserts the sears tower
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Receives new washing machine towers
Inserts coin
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Recieves clean clothes
Insert bad pun
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Receives punthing
Inserts Volkswagen
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Recieves a slug bug no slugs back
Inserts a candy cane
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Receives candied back problems
Inserts Alzheimers
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Recieves...I forgot now
Inserts pumpkin jack
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Receives car jack
Inserts banana
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Received apple.
Inserts railgun.
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Receives railroad
Inserts fox <.<
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Receives wolf
*Inserts bacon*
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Receives more bacon
*idea*
Inserts all bacon ever
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Receives a salad.. really..? A salad?!
*Inserts the salad*
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Receives a pizza toppings but no crust
Inserts cheese
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Recieves a zarco pun
Inserts a thunder cloud
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Receives rain
Inserts wrecking ball
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Recieves miley
Insert dem cutes
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Receives da fugly
Inserts something
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Recieves a vaguely worded treasure map
Inserts an oil tanker
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Receives well greased car parts
Inserts smoothie
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Recieves a brain freeze
Inserts a armadillo
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Received a legadillo
Inserts really bad pun
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Recieves a zarco >.> <.<
Inserts a zepplin
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Receives Led
Inserts Pluto
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Recieves a ten year journey
Insert jack black
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Recieves a shark,
Insert the entire works of the Beatles
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Recieves a yellow submarine commanded by lucy
Inserts twilight sparkle
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Receives a Small Golden Case with the Harmony Gems/Crystals/ i don't know
Inserts a image of me (my real self)
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Recieves the what do you look like thread
Inserts the 4th of july
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Receives an image of Keg of Alcohol with some firecrakers on the side.
Inserts the death star
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Recieves an achilles heel
Inserts the dawn of men
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Receives a collection Box set of the Planet of the Apes
Inserts a maths equation
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Recieves a pie in the face
Inserts a boombox
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Recieved GIANT BOOMBOX
Inserts a virus
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Receives Infected Fur
Inserts a half eaten donut
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Receives a complete glazed doughnut
Inserts a pen
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Receives a sketch of her
Inserts glass.
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Recieves a cow
Inserts a hermit crab
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Receives a bilogy book that details the life of a hermit crab
Inserts memes
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Recieves the I dont always guy
Inserts barbwire
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Received 8 VAC bans and 1 CSGO overwatch ban (http://imgur.com/a/KjD8P)
Inserts a 9mm round
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Recieves a copy of GTA 5
Inserts a Xbox one
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Receives Sloth from the Goonies
Inserts facial symmetry
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Recieves channing tatum
Inserts thor
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Received Zeus
Inserts a fridge
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Receives a bunch of magnets, an old shopping list and a children's drawing.
Inserts a portal gun
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Inserts a image saying " Half life three Confirmed"
Inserts my heart because i died of excitement because of what i recieved
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Recieves a copy of the tell tale heart
Inserts a map to atlantis
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Receives insatiable greed
Inserts superman action figure
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Recieves the caped crusader
Inserts a thunder cat
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Receives thunder buddies
Inserts Ted
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Recieves peter griffin
Insert the superbowl
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Receives a serving of chillie fries (mmmmm yummy) and a good time
Inserts a dictionary
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((I think he meant THE Super Bowl (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl)))
Received all of content from Wikimedia Foundation's servers (this incluides Wikipedia, Wikiquote, Wiktionary and others) on a giant external hard drive.
Inserts adb.exe (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Android_software_development#Android_Debug_Bridge)
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( I don't watch American football but I know that a popular food for the event in chillie fries and I always wanted to eat that)
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Receives nothing
Inserts a GPS tracker
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Recieves a hike in the mountains
Inserts a glomp
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Receives a furpile
Inserts Chatroulette.
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Recieves Omegle
Inserts adam sandler
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gets his ex.*inserts coin
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Receives a soda
Inserts conga line
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get a boyfriend inserts another coin
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Receives soda. No bottle though, it just sort of flows out onto the floor
Insert water (by pouring it in)
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gets a baby that's screams
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Received empty unlabeled plastic bottle.
Inserts himself.
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comes back out with no change
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Purple, please stick to the rules or your posts will be ignored.
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ok fine *gets transformed into a girl *inserts coin
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gets a penny
inserts a brick
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Gets an empty house.
Inserts old TV
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Gets an old VHS tape
Inserts a plushie
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YOSHI! I hug the plushie
Inserts a packaged gift
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Received an unpackaged gift.
Inserts infinity.
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Receives a can of coke.
Inserts FL 3,-
(FL stands for a old dutch currency)
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Received Florins
Inserts spies from Guilder
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Gets TF'2 spy
inserts Streptococcus aureus
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Recieves expensive medical bills
Insets the batman
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Received bat and human
Inserts cmd.exe
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receives a message that says executable files are blocked
Inserts Anonymoose
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Receives generic brand mousse.
Inserts a hairball
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Receives a guinea pig
Inserts a sheet of generic plain paper
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Gets shredded paper back
Inserts The Illuminati
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gets a history book that properly explains the true illuminate and their intentions
Inserts textbook filled with math
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Recieves a nop
Inserts this http://imgur.com/RMTQaEm (http://imgur.com/RMTQaEm) the bear not me XD
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revives bear hug
inserts minion
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Recieves fred
Inserts an infinity stone
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Receives a gauntlet
Inserts Dwayne, the rock, Johnson
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Recieves drools <.< >.>
Inserts jon snow
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Receives
spoileeeeeeerr heeeeee issssss
Inserts epic robot alien ghost
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Recieves a poorly made anime
Inserts a dragon
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Receives one dragon Ball, the 5 stared one
Inserts a Titan
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Received Titanfall retail version
Inserts oversized food ration
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Receives vending machine.
Inserts fluffy
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Received robot.
Inserts whole MLP fandom
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Receives haters
Inserts an ogre
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receives shrek
inserts a Ferrari
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Receives a Lamborghini
Inserts a dead whale
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Recieves PETA
inserts bart simpson
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gets Bort
inserts a pendrive
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Receives pencildrive
Inserts Nautilus
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Receives Captain Nemo
Inserts Google maps
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Received OpenStreetMap
Inserts nothing
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Receives the Big Bang
Inserts a paper tiger
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Receive s a real tiger
Inserts a duck
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Receives a ugly cygnet.
Inserts an animated cereal loving tiger
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Receives a real cereal hating dog
Insert a mountain dew
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Receives Sunkist
Inserts home-made ginger beer
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Received a beer and shrugs before taking a sip.
Shoves a camera in the vending machine
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Recieves megapixels
Inserts a foot
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Receives stubbed toes
Inserts Zaida
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Receives... *crawls out of machine* me.
Inserts my tail
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Recieves a bull whip
Inserts a cow
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Received 13 buckets of milk.
Inserts fresh new phone.
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Receives a broken phone
Inserts a koopa shell
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Receives banana peel
Inserts Smash mouth album
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Recieves Shrek
Inserts cellophane flowers of yellow and green.
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Receives Plasticine porters with looking-glass ties
Inserts a Tusken Raider.
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Receives cloth
Insert Game Grumps
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receives another lets play channel, though its quite good.
Inserts a hardrive
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Receives a rendition of the Imperial March played by hard drives.
Inserts a floppy disk
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Recieves an obsolete operating system
Insert a horse
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Receives a nagging
Inserts a mule
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Recevies a political discussion
Insert optimus prime
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Receives a Decepticon with its laser cannon already about to fire
Put in a pokeball
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Recieves a light bulb
Insert family guy
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Receives a Megatron cameo voiced by Frank Welker
Inserts Mila Kunis
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Recieves a psycho
Inserts a persian rug
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Receives and Iranian carpet
Inserts cuniform
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Receives unicorn
Inserts polandball
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Receives pokeball.
Insert my hand.
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receives tomato juice, .....delicious
Inserts a band-aid
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Receives more tomato juice... mmmm...
Inserts a pineapple
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Receives a house a the bottom of the sea
Inserts an absorbent and porous substance.
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Receives a mutant sponge
Inserts a rock
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Receives a roll
Inserts hair in a bun
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Receives a bun in some hair
Inserts a giraffe
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Receives a free pass to Cotswold Wildlife Park.
Inserts a bacon tree
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Receives 10,000 sobbing pigs
Inserts a medium cooked steak
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Receives a chef's wounded pride
Inserts a nut allergy.
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Receives an allergic reaction
Inserts a sick gecko
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Receives an egg-bound gargoyle
Inserts a blue panther
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Receives me
Inserts a vixen
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Receives a high-maintenance psycho with great boobs.
Inserts a blue panther chameleon.
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Receives me with my pet chameleon, Malibu
Inserts a wheelchair
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Receives vegetable quiche
Inserts a Malibu Stacey doll
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Receives Ken
Inserts a 6 pound cheeseburger
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Receives Chuck Norris' arteries
Inserts page 3 of the Sun
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Receives great balls of fire
Inserts an anime
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Receives a Ninja Scroll
Inserts Jerry Lee Lewis
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Receives Pocahontas
Inserts Columbus
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Receives a successful Harry Potter book adaptation
Inserts Jared Diamond
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Receives a vine of a man polishing his bald head
Inserts a laser gunship
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Receives a Victory class Star Destroyer
Inserts an Imperial class Star Destroyer
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Receives a happy Wolx and a death star
Inserts Captain Rex
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Receives Commander Cody
Inserts Commander Colt
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Receives Commander Gree
Inserts an explosion at the citadel
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Receives an arrow to the knee
Inserts a genuine product key code
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Receivesa legal copy of Windows XP Professional
Inserts Donald Trump
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Recives Ronald Mc Donald
Inserts Godzilla's eggs..
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Recieves a perfectly cooked omelet.
Inserts a useless pebble.
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Receives a useless boulder.
Inserts a coin, but the vending machine swallows it and I violently shake it, hoping to loosen up my coin or a prize.
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Recieves a thermal nuclear bomb
Inserts a ewok
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Recieves a copy of Star Wars.
Inserts a silver bar.
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Recieves the power ball
Inserts a thunder bird
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Recieves the skeleton of a thunderbird.
Inserts the wishbone.
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Receives a dead genie
Inserts batman
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Receives kryptonite.
Inserts the Triforce.
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Recieves courage, wisdom, and power.
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recieves George unable to insert something
Inserts the square root of -1
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Recieves missingno.
Inserts 10,000g
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Receives a p2w game
Inserts a diamond
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Recieves 100,000,000g
Inserts 5%
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Receives 3.14
Inserts Columbus
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Receives 'Murica
Inserts Bambi
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Receives a talking deer
Inserts a crab
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Receives a cooked crab platter.
Inserts a wooden sword.
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Receives a splinter...
inserts a cherry
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Recives a bomb.
Inserts a Godzilla
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Recieves a Godzilla plushie.
Inserts a movie.
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recieves fantastic mr. fox ^w^
inserts a ps4 game
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Receives a PS20 game.
Inserts Morgan Freeman.
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Recives a bad transformer movie.
Inserts a litte pony.
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Receives friendship.
Put in a log.
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Recives ash.
Inserts Flappy bird.
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receives a broken phone... inserts myself...
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Receives a copy of Rainbow Six.
Inserts Swagnemite.
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/16/3685e56a4a5aa8534be250cdad7b3544.jpg)
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receives a gold fang... inserts a cd disc album
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Receives a music note
Inserts the letter Z
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Gets Lizard Z.
Inserts a yo mama joke
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recieves a wardrobe for a middle schooler...
inserts a wekend away from the forum...
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Receives a red panda 030
Inserts self back into vending machine
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Recieves an abundant of change from the change jar inside...
inserts my vixen... whoops, shes gonna be mad at me...
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Recieves an angry gf
Inserts a pickle
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recieves a pelican trying to push product placement...
inserts a terrible movie...
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Receives disappointment
Inserts hand
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receives a paw...
inserts a dollar coin...
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Receives a can of blue liquid
Inserts souls of the damned
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recieves a week of no sleep and constant moaning and screaming...
inserts a can of mtn dew...
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Received pack of Doritos and a copy of Quickscoping 101 Guide
Inserts a smell
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Recives a fart.
Inserts a grumpy cat meme.
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Received an actual living grumpy cat.
Tips fedora in front of the vending machine.
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Receives nothing.
Inserts fist.
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Receives the vending machine moan "oh daddy"
*giggles*
Inserts a sock
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receives a sock puppet that you probably shouldnt put you paw into... 0:) inserts my dogtags...
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Receives a salute <o^o
Inserts a finger ō3õ
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receives a fingerprint... inserts my art http://alpha-fox-187.deviantart.com/art/Lura-x-Alpha-567118058 (http://alpha-fox-187.deviantart.com/art/Lura-x-Alpha-567118058)
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Receives applause
Inserts dust
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Receives an elysian tale (if anyone has played that game)
Puts in a taco.
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Receives an enchilada plate.
Inserts a dragon scale.
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receives a regenerated dragon that's now your companion for your life... inserts flannel...
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Receives the most comfy pajama pants that were blessed by the sleep fairy herself.
Inserts a bonsai tree.
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receives trimmers to maintain such a needy plant... inserts my .357 revolver...
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Receives 'MURICA
Inserts a fork
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receives a spork... inserts willow... :P
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Recieves a short guy on a magical quest.
Inserts a soccer ball.
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(I'm tempest right now >3<, willow is in my profile pictures if you wanna see)
Receives a whining man
Inserts a cookie :3
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Receives some chocolate chips.
Inserts a stick of butter.
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receives cholestrerol... I think... iinserts tempest this time... (im confused... i'd like to know the difference tho *smiles*)
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(Willow is my dragoness character and Tempest is my red panda :3)
Receives a giggling vending machine
Is in the vending machine
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inserts a quarter... i'll get ya outta there, hehe...
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Receives a very fluffy Tempest ^3^
Inserts a bottle
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*rubs your fur* recieves purified water...
inserts a concert ticket
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Receives the members of Queen
Inserts a bug
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recieves an ant farm... neeeeerd, jk....
inserts pocket lint...
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Receives a baby
Inserts baby
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recieves 18 years of raising a child... you make a wonderful mother, hehe...
inserts pencil
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*is dressed like in a pin up style* damn right!!
Receives a test :P
Inserts a stick
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recieves the truth...
*i adjust my glasses* no problem!
inserts my finished test...
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Receives an F-
*giggles*
Inserts a mannequin
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*i fall on my knees and yell at the sky* these werent even my glasses!
recieves a copy of the evil within
inserts a stereo
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Receives a man standing under his window, holding it above his head
Inserts a Nintendo cartridge
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Recieves intense blowing... on cartridge of course!!!
inserts Gamecube game...
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Receives me as a best friend 030
I has a gamecube..it's the shit 030
Inserts a feather
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*covers my face* i dont have mine anymore TT^TT
recieves temporary wings to fly and round with...
inserts a gold coin...
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Receives a mushroom
Inserts a piece of Halloween candy
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recieves candy corn....
... yep... you get that... *i smirk as you recieve it* enjoy, hehe
inserts a metal fan...
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*eats it* o3o
Receives a girl who loves Black Veil Brides
Inserts my tongue ;3
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recieves me having to pull your tongue out and a piece of candy falls out...
now what did we learn?
[/size][size=78%]insert my paw... oh no...[/size]
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*giggles and noms on your finger*
Receives a hand shake from the inside of the machine
Inserts tongue again
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son of a...
recieves a sucker... or lollie pop, what ever the kids call it these days...
inserts a a AA battery
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*eats it and watches him*
Recieves a vibrating..."back massager" X3
Inserts a pillow
(Going to bed, G'night ^~^)
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recieves a peaceful sleep...
inserts a ending credits theme song...
i had my fill of the forum today ^w^, goodnight y'all!
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Receives bonus clip
Inserts coffee
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recieves an alarm clock...
inserts drinkable energizing liquid...
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Recives a hyper raptor.
Inserts EA.
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Receives a textbook
Inserts an extension cord
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recieves just enough length for christmas lights or your game console...
inserts my berate...
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Receives a beanie
Inserts my tongue once again
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do you enjoy the taste of slots? i swear...
recieves a spark of electricity...
inserts flashdrive...
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XD YOU BET YOUR ASS I DO XP
*jumps and rubs my tongue with my paw*
Receives a computer
Inserts water
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*looks at my ass and hugs my tail* i aint betting nothing of me!
recieves voss water...
inserts my rock playlist...
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Recives a horde of teen girls.
Inserts a 2DS.
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*i kick them away* i already have a girlfriend! aaaah!!!!
recieves tetris ^w^
inserts my ak-47...
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Recives a russian.
Inserts a meat log.
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Receives a goat
Inserts a desk
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recieves a cubical where you will work for eternity... or till you quit...
inserts a playstation exclusive...
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Receives an Xbox
Inserts a pop tab
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Recives Helldivers. (Best game ever!)
Inserts myself..
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Receives a quarter
Inserts a dime to get him out
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recieves a silva...
inserts 5 gum...
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Recives Big League Chew.
Inserts a dairy.
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recieves a very deep and dark secret of mine...
inserts duct tape...
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Recives plaenty of werid uses.
Inserts the vending manchine.
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creates a time pardox, causing a black hole...
inserts duct tape again to fix...
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Recives a vending manchine of the gods.
Inserts a Pepsi Man.
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recieves a broken disc...
inserts sand jar...
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Recives a angry mummy.
Inserts a Golden Gun..
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recieves an over powered hunter...
inserts my last post for a few hours...
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Recives a sudden flood of posts.
Inserts saddness..
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Recieves an empanada
Inserts spinach
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Recives Popeye.
Inserts Super Mario.
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Recieves a Yoshi!
Inserts cookies.
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Receives the same cookies, but with raisins in them
Inserts an owl
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Receives a tootsie pop
Inserts a nickle
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Recieves a time long lost
Insert the art of war
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Relieves a face full of paint
Inserts my face
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Recives Anrgy PETA
Inserts a cartoon.
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Receives a time of adventure
Inserts a giraffe
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Recieves a long day
Inserts a teiko
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Receives a kalan who was tricked into thinking I was Teiko
(Hehe, that actually happened >:3 )
Inserts the only wolx on TFF
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Recieves a put me back on your buddy list damn it
Inserts a lamp shade
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Receives a shadeles lamp
Inserts box set of the Jojo's bizarre adventure English dub
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Receives a wolx raging because Fairy Tail season two still isn't on Netflix
Inserts a PhD doctor
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Recives Dr.Phil
Inerts a little boy dresses in a green tunic.
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Receives a high energy photon
Inserts the police
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Receives SWAT
Inserts an attack buffalo
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Receives the same buffalo, but with raisins in it
Inserts Pink Floyd
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Receives a flamingo
Inserts an arc reactor made out of a microwave
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Receives a microwave made out of an arc reactor
Inserts 3000 lbs of cake mix
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Receives in insanely fat, 3000 pound wolx
Inserts a burning dung beetle
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Receives carbon
Inserts plutonium
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Receives me crying because the scientists tried to abandon Pluto from being a planet
Inserts Uranus
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Receives me, Dio!
Inserts dubstep
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Receives a wolx raging cuz all deze skrubs can't tell the difference between techno and subsets
Inserts an average male human
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Receives a note reading "WTF is this?"
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Inserts salt
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Receives sugar.
Inserts a pen.
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Receives a penCIL.
Inserts a steak.
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Receives a lemon
Inserts the illuminati
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Receive Justin Bieber.
Put in a triangle.
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Receives a gentle tinkling sound.
(like the instrument...)
Inserts a loud growl.
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Receives massive quantities of shaving cream
Inserts Waifu request
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Receives a worrying amount of waifu pillows.
Inserts a synthesizer.
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Receives something that was synthesized.
Inserts a power morpher
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Receives the bullet that killed Abraham London
Inserts the exorcist
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Receives a demon
Inserts a bar of chocolate
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Receives fur Morgan Freeman
Inserts the gift of fire
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*oh heck yes*
Receives a copy of the first Ghostbusters movie.
Inserts a golden spoon
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Receives all the black ops 2 dlcs
Inserts naplam
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receives Nathan drake as a partner... (that's the right napalm right?) inserts sugar...
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(nope, but that's hilarious) receives salt
Inserts cthulu
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Receives the Eye of Cthulu
Inserts a screw attack
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Receives a nail defense
Inserts all 7 chaos emeralds
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Receives all 7 Sol Emeralds
Inserts coin
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Receives a euro coin
Inserts a moon rock
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Receives Cheese
Inserts a buster sword
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Recieves Cloud's sexy hair
Inserts an egg
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Gets food.
Inserts cellophane flowers
EDIT: Somehow replaced "flowers" with "posters" before. Fixed now.
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Receives a plant that grows plastic fruit
Inserts a racial assumption about Islamic terror
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Gets a Tumblr-style paragraph (Or two) paper on Islam
Inserts a bottle of water
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Receives a jar of water
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You didn't insert anything Vice.
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Precisely, I insert nothing, come at me vending machine
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XD
Insert a really bad joke.
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Why did the spy cross the road?
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To be break a vending machine...
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Because he was never really on your side
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Stop...stop it right meow.
Insert a cow.
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I will insert no such thing
Inserts coin
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Receives a child
Inserts a tooth
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Receives the space shuttle
Inserts three seconds
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Receives a bass drop
Inserts a dog
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Receives the same dog, but with raisins in it
Inserts za warudo
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(dogs can/will die if they eat grapes or raisins though :(( )
Receives a star sticker
Inserts a necklace
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((Sry, was a reference to an earlier post))
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((I understand :3))
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recieves a knecklace that is half of another knecklace your best friend keeps...
inserts my intense back pain...
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Receives a massage from yours truly
Inserts a ball
-
dem small paws *smiles*
recieves a un destroyable ball of yarn...
inserts a terrible partner for an adventure...
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*squints at it* challenge accepted *rolls around with it, biting it and kicking it
Receives a random dead partner
Inserts a song
-
recieves three days grace - over and over...
*watches* this is gonna be awhile...
inserts a icecream flavor...
-
*continues*
Receives a pie
Inserts a grape
-
recieves a watermelon
*i grab the ball and roll it down the hallway*
inserts 20 dollars...
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*chases it with a vengeance*
Receives a gooey substance
Inserts a rock
-
recieves a roll...
inserts broken electronic....
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Receives a functioning electronic that swears continually.
Inserts a wad of gum
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Receive a wolx eating that gum
Inserts the only wolx on the forums
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recieves a tight hug from your fox cousin *hugs wolxikin*
inserts pringles...
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Receives definitely not a Pringles ripoff "chips in a can"
Inserts a Frito lay burrito
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recieves a dorito shell taco...
inserts fire...
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Receives a burning vending machine
Inserts 7,000 orios
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recieves a vending maching with diabeties...
inserts a old backpack...
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Receives the old backpack except filled with raisins
Inserts a crusty apple
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*shoves my face inside to devoure raisins* ^w^
recieves a apple pie...
inserts a animatronic fox...
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Receives 89,000,000 12 year old fanboys
Inserts an anamatronic wolx
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recieves his own franchise thats better....
inserts more severe back pain....
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Receives the best back massage from the cyootest red panda ^3^
*giggles and purrs*
Inserts a book
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you're the best...
recieves a copy of animal farm...
inserts a cheat code...
-
*purrs and keeps massaging his back and shoulders* ^3^ hehe I know :P
Receives the matrix
Inserts my face
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Receives a paper saying "Here's Johnny!"
Inserts a pokeball.
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recieves tempest...
insets a broken pencil...
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Receives a Test
Inserts a bubble
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how am i suppose to do this with a broken pencil!? *chews on the end of the pencil to modify a writing utentil*
recieves a bubble bath...
inserts a sliver...
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Receives cake
Inserts the universe.
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Receive the number 42
Insert hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. (Not the movie)
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Receives the movie
Inserts To Kill a Mocking Bird.
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Receives a dead bird (I never read it, don't judge me!)
Inserts a tanuki
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Receives PETA
Inserts some sweet shades B)
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Recieves the light of a thousand suns
Inserts a lightbulb
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recieves thomas eddisons corpse...
inserts a grenade...
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Receives an explosion, what did you expect?
Inserts a rotten existential orange banana
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i dunno? a explosive kiss?
recieves cream soda...
inserts a blade...
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Receives a crying, dieing vending machine, it had a wife and family!
Inserts a medium cooked pineapple
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recieves a flaming spong, snail and starfish screaming for help and dying...
*stabs the machines family*
inserts a earpiece...
-
You monster D:
Receives Secret Agent Vending
Insert jemes bund
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*drinks the mtn dew dripping from the soda can children*
recieves another horrible remake/ sequal....
inserts a old pair of shoes....
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Receives a voucher to one all-expenses-paid trip to Camp Green Lake.
Inserts a malformed but still delicious orange...
-
*comes back with a hocky mask covered in blood yawning* that was boring...
receives a citrus mtn dew...
inserts a chair...
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Recieves a table.
Inserts black tea with milk.
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Receives just the milk.
Inserts the number 7
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Receives Mick Thompson from Slipknot
inserts Iowa
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Recieves Delaware
Inserts candy canes
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Receives the grinch
Inserts Gregory McCowell
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Recives Geogre Lucas.
Inserts a portal gun.
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recieves a puzzle...
inserts lasso...
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Recives a cowboy.
Inserts a sack of penuts.
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Recieves an elephant
Inserts a jelly bean
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recieves the seed
Inserts Gravity (movie or force depending on your preference)
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Receives popcorn
Inserts a shoe
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Recives a sandel
Inserts a Twlight book.
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Receives an apple.
Inserts a VHS.
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Recives an copy of a old godzilla film.
Inserts the Bible.
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Receives the Torah
Inserts a cheese wedge
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Recevives a cheese wheel.
Inserts a pair of sunglasses.
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Recieves the moon.
Inserts a kitten calendar.
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Recives a dog calculater.
Inserts Halloween costume.
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recieves a copy of hoton hears a who...
inserts a contest...
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receives a wet white t shirt
Inserts a fish
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recieves shamuu... is that what her names called?
inserts a tuna melt sandwich...
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Receives a video of me eating it 030!!
Inserts a bucket
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Receives the bucket, yet filled with raisins
Inserts a grape
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recieves a raisin...
*watches the video* oh. mah. hawd!!!!! i love it!
inserts a bandage...
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Receives neosporin
Inserts Excalibur
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recieves a sword cleaning kit...
inserts a shoelace...
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Receives a pair of Nikes, on sale for only 159.99!
Inserts a lance
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*chews on shoe*
recieves a dance... i dunno...
inserts a map
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Receives Swiper. Swiper no swiping!
Inserts a shrubbery
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i'd be mad at you, but i set myself up for that...
recieves a thorn to the paw...
inserts tweezers
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Receives an ear hair
Inserts earwax
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Recieves one of those wierd wax-vac things
Inserts a pillow
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Receives a tired wolx, I go bed now
Inserts sleep
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recieves an annoying alarm clock..
*makes continues beeping sounds with my mouth* ^w^
inserts a megaphone...
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Recives a micro phone
Inserts a Sponge named Bob who lives in a pineapple
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Recieves money. Lots of it.
Inserts cheese.
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recieves a mouse... possible cecil...
inserts mah fluffy tail :P
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Received some loose fur
Throws flashbang inside the vending machine
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recieves a cream soda...
great, im shedding...
inserts a guitar string...
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Recieves a clarenet
Puts in my mechanical arm.
-
recieves venom snake...
inserts tranquilizer...
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Receives a drugged candy bar
Inserts a bat
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reciecievs cecil a few weeks ago...
oh no... *alpha was drugged, it was not very effective*
inserts clean candy...
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Recieves wolx
Insert a soap opera
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Received soap and opera.
Inserts Spotify Premium 3 months subscription giftcard
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recieves the ability to skip ads for a week...
inserts playstation plus for a year...
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Recieves I dont know what that is
Inserts a mortal coil
-
recieves a immortal coil...
inserts a backscratcher
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Recieves a cat
Inserts a medalion
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Receives a gold piece
Inserts hair curlers
-
recieves a cuter look...
inserts sunglasses aviators...
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Receives Howard Hughes
Inserts a VHS repair service
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recieves foreclosure... i still love VHS ^w^
inserts a blockbusters member card
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Receives dust
Inserts Tech N9ne
-
recieves a trash can...
im not dissing on anyones interest in music, just, not my type....
inserts nickleback album, hehe...
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Receives a photograph
Inserts a graph
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X3
recieves a giraffe...
inserts the eye of the tiger.... (sorry tiger....)
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Recieves hitpoints
Inserts blue flower
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receives the pedals in return!
inserts a headphone set
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recieves a bass drop...
inserts headphones with one functional side...
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Receives rage
Inserts taffy
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Recieves willy wonka
Insert a cute
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recieves every female on forum, plus wolx for good measure...
inserts jack-in plug...
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Recieves jack-off plug.
Inserts viola and organ
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Recieves bach
Inserts a mask and cape
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Recieves a heroic raccoon.
inserts cheese wheel
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Recieves a gouda time
That was terrible sorry
Inserts a star cruiser
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Recieves a straw curser.
Inserts time itself
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Recieves a singularity
Inserts the singularity
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gets it
Inserts lazy response
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Recieves an eh ill come up with something later
Inserts a hexagon
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Received Super Hexagon (video game)
Inserts gender dysphoria
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recieves a looooooot pf emotiona pain...
inserts nightcore music...
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Reacives a Nightcore anime drawing.
Inserts a Red Neck bear fursona
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(i forgot his name! >w<) recieves a dead goldie locks...
inserts a ring pop
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Recives a Baby Bottle pop
Inserts a Zilla fursona
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recieves destroyed stuff...
inserts a dollar...
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Recives a slender man who wants twenry dollars for the club.
Inserts a Red Fox fursona
-
recieves me ^w^
inserts a time slot ticket
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Recives a Doctor named Wooh
Inserts a Sergal fursona
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recieves furry pandering
inserts cheese
-
Received cheese
Inserts a car
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recieves a 1970 camaro
inserts mtn dew can...
-
Received pack of Doritos and Quickscoping 101 Guide
Inserts myself
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receives stuff we have put in...
Iserts projectile
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recieves casing
inserts football
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Receives Stewie Griffin's head
Inserts the movie Troll 2
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recieves a bowl of popcorn...
i never watched it.... probably never will...
inserts a terrible actor...
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Receives Jake Lloyd
Inserts a digital rock to obscure R2D2
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Receives Aged Obi-Wan reciting "these are not the Droids you're looking for"
Inserts vending machine
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Receives a mobius snake
Inserts James Bond's hanky
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You receive a cloud of noxious gas that knocks you and everyone around you out cold. As you fade away into a deep sleep the James Bond theme
plays into your ears and a suave voice speaks "This is Agent 007. Mission accomplished".
Inserts Moai Head
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Recives a bear head.
Inserts Kung Fury
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Receives cheesy 80's action theme
Inserts cookie
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Re ed ieves sesame street
Inserts chuck norris
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Receives generic overused meme
inserts monocle and top hat
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Recieves the monopoly man
Inserts the justice league
-
Receives pity stares for Aquaman.
Inserts a DC vs Die Hard crossover
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Recieves a bad batman vs superman movie
Inserts the canary
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Receives Birdman
Inserts Harvey Birdman
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Recives Morgan Freeman
Inserts Pepsi Man
-
receives coca cola
inserts a dvd
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Receives a Laser-disc player
Inserts a tampon
-
Recives a pom pom.
Inserts a fox fursona.
-
Receives the general furry populous
Inserts a euro coin
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Receives 3 USD
Inserts Trixsie
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Recieves irony
Inserts Casserole de la Sarthe
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Receives Mr. Bean
Inserts a sleepy wolx -.-
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receives coffee beans
Inserts a Cloud
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recieves shade...
inserts giant batteries
-
Receives an extreme case of insectophobia
Inserts lightning
-
recieves thunder cats...
inserts ice cream cone
-
Recieves baskin robins
Insert wwe
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recieves john cenas theme song on full volume...
inserts currency
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Receives Market
Inserts Technology
-
Receives a robot uprising
Inserts a glass of milk
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receives a cookie
Inserts a guitar
-
Recives Gutiar Hero
Inserts a Shark Fursona
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Recieves a sharknado
Inserts the mayan calender
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Receives the apocalypse
Inserts Death
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Recives the grim reaper
Inserts a T Rex Fursona.
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Recieves a scalie club
Insert a lightning bolt
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Recieves Zeus
Inserts Brian Johnson
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Recieves kick ass music
Inserts jodi foster
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Recieves someone I'm not familiar with
Inserts Cliff Burton
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Recieves a tolling bell
Inserts the 50s
-
Recieves Fats Domino
Inserts the 80s
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Recieves bad fashion
Inserts a thunder cloud
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Receives Shock Resistance +50
Inserts Crocodile
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Recieves paul hogan
Insert the sydney harbour bridge
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Receives 6,000,000 rivets
Inserts the Tour de france
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Recives the Ill Fill Tower
Inserts a bat fursona.
-
Receives Batman (duh)
Inserts inevitability
-
recieves age...
inserts mystery meat...
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Recives my moms Meat Loaf
Inserts a Otter Fursona.
-
Receives clams to eat off your tummay!!
Inserts Security Card
-
Recives Paul Blart XD
Inserts a Seal fursona.
-
Receives an Orca Whale to the face
Inserts Ice
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recieves fire...
inserts the a shoe lace...
-
Recives another shoe lace.
Inserts a Zebra fursona.
-
Gets a giraffe Fursona
Inserts my real name
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Recives ummm.....ummmm...... A unknow name..
Inserts the Giraffe fursona.
-
Receives a cease and desist on inserting fursonas
Inserts legal documents
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(Awww..but..ok..)
Recives the evidence for court.
Inserts Super Mario.
-
receives princess peach
inserts bowser
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Recives Mikey from TMNT.
Inserts a Blue hog that can run really fast.
-
receives Sonic the hedgehog
inserts Cream (the bunny) from the sonic the hedgehog series
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Recives a bunny that likes saying Hey doc.
Inserts a blue android that has a arm cannon.
-
receives an android phone (XD IPHONE FTW)
inserts paper and pencil
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Recives a Stickman war.
Inserts a rubber duck.
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(OH GOSH I MIS READ THAT the first time XD *laughs my a** off*)
receives a toy car
inserts a psp
-
Recives a Ps4
Inserts a robot chicken.
-
Receives Mad Scientist
Inserts Play-doh
-
Recives a blob of art.
Inserts a Giant liszard that hates Japan.
-
Receives crap hollywood remake
Inserts underwear
-
Revives a good time. ;)
Inserts a squid that really loves ink.
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receives a pen
inserts a sock
-
Recives a smelly sock puppet show..
Inserts a man who has a mohawk.
-
Recieves The Exploited (band)
Inserts coney dog
-
Recives a swarm of custermers.
Inserts a Pikachu that loves being a ninja.
-
Recieves a lightning bolt
Inserts Black Sabbath
-
Receives Christian Protest
Inserts Headless Cross
-
Recieves yet another protest
Inserts a blood sacrifice
-
receives a witchcraft sentence
inserts a bottle of acid
-
Recieves a Coka cola
Inserts a Heinrich Himmler
-
Recives a melting bottle.
Inserts a Liberty Prime.
-
receives something you dont know about ( XD )
inserts a biology textbook
-
Recieves an awkward picture in class X3
Inserts Josef Mengele
-
receives a swazi badge
inserts a projector
-
Recieves a projection
Inserts a razor blade
-
receives a razor
inserts a pair of pants
-
Recieves muh leather pants
Inserts an illustrated book about birds
-
receives the warrior cat series that yena wants me to read x3
inserts a link
-
receives 404 error
inserts a cat
-
receives a burger
inserts a power button
-
Recives an off buttion.
Inserts my suasge, which I bought at the local deli.
-
(for a second there I thought you meant something else)
Receives hot dog
Inserts Moneyz
-
(I like messing with people. ^_^ )
Recives a evil monkey.
Inserts a cannon ball.
-
Recieves ringing in the ears.
Inserts cash money
-
Receives Cash Prize
Inserts the one ring to rule them all
-
Receives my precious!
Inserts a wizard
-
Receives a robe and wizard hat
Inserts banana
-
Receives a silent 1940's movie
Inserts curly
-
Receives curly fries
Inserts antikythera mechanism
-
Recives a kiler robot.
Inserts a Ape that climbed up a building holding a lady.
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Receives godzilla
Inserts ice cream
-
Recives a creepy man in a truck handing out ice cream to kids.
Inserts a team of brightly colored rangers that use giant robots to fight monsters.
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Receive transforming teenage mutant ninja power bikers from mars
Inserts Tree
-
Recives a tall tree man who has a racoon as a freind.
Inserts a small man in overall who jumps around and collets coins.
-
Receives an overweight tax collector on a pogo stick
Inserts mushroom
-
recieves a drug OD
inserts drugged candy...
-
Receives illusions. @~@
Inserts a turkey.
-
recieves a holiday full of conspiracies...
inserts a conspericy
-
Receives tinfoil hat
Inserts time
-
Receives time machine.
Inserts plushie of myself
-
recieves a value of 1 million dollars...
inserts my paw...
-
Rrceives lucky charn
Inserts leprechaun
-
Receives pot of gold.
Inserts a rainbow.
-
recieves skittles...
inserts the fusion dance...
-
Receives tektonic dance
Inserts nuke
-
recieves megatons ashes...
inserts a german shepard...
-
Receives German Sheep
Inserts Sauerkraut
-
Recives a need for translation.
Inserts a Ditto.
-
Receives a ditto
Inserts eyeball
-
receives an arm
inserts a microphone
-
Recives a megaphone.
Inserts a vending manchine.
-
recieves broken physics...
inserts a pendent...
-
Recives an medal.
Inserts a Cow fursona.
-
Receives a cow kiss
Inserts 50's music
-
recieves the wanderer ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tX3AnKiYb0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tX3AnKiYb0) )
inserts time paradox...
-
Recives Dr. Who
Inserts a slender man.
-
recieves a page...
inserts roger rabbit....
-
Receive Jessica Ranbit *drool*
Inserts a goose
-
ooooh my god... i almost looked up a picture and im in the front row of computers...
receives the goose that lays the golden eggs...
inserts a arcade token...
-
Receives centipede
Inserts Red locus plushie
-
receives an emoji plushie (im serious as hell when i say that i almost typed enoji instead of emoji XD)
inserts a gun
-
Recives a crime sence.
Inserts a Frog fursona.
-
receives a fish fursona
inserts the letter E
-
Recives a E for elephant
Inserts a elephant fursona.
-
Recieves a tusk
Inserts my tail.
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Recives Red pulling you out.
Inserts a bear fursona.
-
receives bear fur
inserts a fox fursona
-
Recives a cute Anti Mitte.
Inserts a Dolphin fursona. (Trust me, I have a list next to me. :) )
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(MY GOSH XD) receives a torn list
inserts a keyboard
-
Receives keys.
Inserts a dead body
-
Recives the Police on your case.
Inserts a Squid fursona.
-
receives ink splattered into your face
inserts a URL
-
Recives IRL. ^_^
Inserts a Panda fursona.
-
recieves tempests crazy love....
inserts a shotgun shell
-
Receives "survive zombie apocalypse" handbook, and a complimentary shotgun
Inserts the bill of rights
-
Receives the forefathers
Inserts a pall point pin
-
receives a slip of paper with a giant "?" on it
inserts whipped cream
-
Receives diabetes
Inserts Charlie Sheen
-
Receives a hefty sigh, a clickbait title and all the media joy you can shake a selfie stick at
Inserts the internet
-
Receives assholes
Inserts bad pun
-
receives a disappointed face
Inserts disappointed face
-
Receives a smiley face :)
Inserts Black Flag (band)
-
recieves my family...
inserts my shame...
-
Receives no shame
(your family is Black Flag?)
Inserts happy feelings ^_^
-
Receives a warm, fuzzy feeling
Inserts a raincloud
-
it didnt show me you posted before the dissapointed face...
recieves a drenched red fox...
inserts a towel...
-
Recieves south park on dvd
Insert braveheart
-
Recieves FREEDOM!
Inserts an eye
-
Recieves mordor
Inserts a peg leg
-
recieves a eye patch...
inserts the road warrior
-
Recieves the thunder dome
Inserts john
-
Receives James
Inserts my pet fish
-
Receives a pet fish bowl
Inserts the universe
-
receives Jupiter
inserts a dead thread on tff x3
-
Recieves a reboot
Inserts an event horizon
-
recieves a spectacular vertical...
inserts a fox in the hat...
-
Receives a skewed Dr. Seuss book.
Inserts Armageddon Man
-
Receives terminator
Inserts Chuck Norris
-
Receives a man beard
*Inserts squirrel*
-
Receives a good meal
Inserts a rabbit
-
You get two dozen rabbits.
*inserts a Magic: The Gathering card*
-
Receives something have no idea about X3
Inserts Daft Punk
-
You get the bass dropped on your foot.
*inserts penguin*
-
Receives Happy Feet
Inserts Infected Mushroom
-
You recives a mushroom infested potatoe.
*inserts the answer to the universe*
-
Receives the answer XP
Inserts short circuit
-
You receive a long circuit
*inserts the next poster in the vending machine*
-
Receives me
Inserts an insert
-
Get's an exerpt
*Inserts rusty spoon*
-
Receives Salad Fingers X3
Inserts Shrek
-
Receives love and life
*inserts myself*
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Receives a cute avatar pic :P
Inserts bologna
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Receives a good time.
*inserts a machete*
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Receives Jason
Inserts chainsaw
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You get blood everywhere
*inserts Markiplier*
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Receives a lot of yelling
Inserts Ash Williams
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Gets Cupcakes
*inserts ponies*
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Receives neck beard
Inserts synthesizer
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Receives zee wubs.
Inserts Cheesecake
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Receives a factory. You know the Cheesecake Factory? No? Okay...
Inserts capicola
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Receives a coca-cola
Inserts jack black
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You get a school bus full of rockers.
*Inserts tea*
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Receives leaves in the bottom of the cup
Inserts milk and two sugars
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receives coffee with milk and one sugar in it
Inserts pure ethyl alcohol
-
Receives Jack Daniels
Inserts Jack
-
Receives Captain Jack Sparrow
Inserts the Black Pearl
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Get's a regular clean pearl.
Inserts the fur three posts ago
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Receives you
Inserts a Lasko
-
Receives cool air (I'm assuming you refer to the fan)
*inserts a snack*
-
Receives cookies
Inserts Cheetos
-
DUST EVERYWHERE
Inserts puppies
-
Recipes puppies
inserts snakes
-
Receives Satan
Inserts my current headache
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Receives Satan
Inserts my current headache
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Receives drugs (✪㉨✪)
Inserts sin
-
Receives Eve
Inserts Jerry Lee Lewis
-
Receives... "That"
Inserts thoughts of depression and regrets of all life choices
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Receives the furry fandom
Inserts a fish
-
Receives fishbones.
Inserts pirate hat
-
recieves foxy pirate (me in disguise) arrrg....
inserts lotion...
-
*Gets a baby*
*inserts tubes full of cats*
-
Gets a cat-fuel energy cell
Inserts uranium
-
*gets Uranus*
*Inserts bologna*
-
Receives a live pig
Inserts guitar strings
-
*gets killer guitar riffs*
*Inserts south park*
-
Receives quality television programming
Inserts a screaming sheep
-
*Gets slightly disturbed sheep*
*Insert's a footlong*
-
recieves a 5$ deal...
inserts paper shredder
-
Receives vital information
Inserts a match
-
Received the match
Inserts child.
-
Receives free labor :D I'm a terrible fur
Inserts an anvil
-
Takes anvil
Puts anvil back in
-
Receives a broken foot
Inserts a vending machine (vendception :o)
-
*Receives a mini fridge*
*Inserts a hug*
-
*receives a coat*
*inserts the color blue*
-
Receives RED and GREEN
Inserts dwarf
-
receives coupon "Buy six Dwarfs and get a seventh free!"
Inserts homunculus
-
receives a giant
inserts a blank piece of paper
-
receives a black piece of paper with a small bite out of it.
Inserts a small loan of one million dollars
-
Recieves infamous presidential campaign.
Inserts pyramids
-
receives the country of Egypt
inserts a used needle
-
Receives a nice quilt and an even more used needle
Inserts cow
-
receives a farm
Inserts a slice of cake
-
Receives crumbs.. and sadness
Inserts his hopes and dreams
-
Receives crumbs...and sadness..
Just kidding :P receives a happy and fulfilled life
Inserts Coffee
-
Receive's condensed hatred for all life
*inserts mayonnaise*
-
Receives Regular ordinary Swedish mealtime! (In swenglish!)
Inserts Youtube
-
Receives a Watch Later playlist
Inserts a late watch
-
Receives a an early watch
Inserts a piece of candy
-
*revives gummy worms*
*inserts lawn clippings*
-
*Receives lawnmower*
*inserts lawnmower*
-
Receives cut grass
Inserts a cuckold
-
*Receives check for a billion dollars*
*inserts wooden shoe*
-
Receives a clog
Inserts a sabot
-
*receives the entire united states millitary*
*inserts Russia*
-
*revives vodka, and some borscht*
*Inserts Soviet Union*
-
Receives Ukraine, Belarus, Lativa, Lithuania, and Estonia
Inserts a fish
-
*receives some overpriced sushi*
*Inserts 40 pages of a book about conspiracies I am making. (Of course it will be longer... im still writing)*
-
Receives aliens
Inserts a migraine
-
*gets some headache medicine*
*Inserts the alien's mouth. (The inner one)*
-
*recieves flamethrower*
*inserts Vladimir Putin *
-
*revives gilded bear mount*
*inserts red hot charcoal*
-
Receives a barbecued walrus
Inserts a fresh walrus
-
Receives Robbaz, King of Sweden
Inserts a tube of pringles
-
*Gets a potato*
*Inserts an EMP grenade*
-
*Recieves a live grenade..*
..
SHH..!
*Quickly inserts the live grenade*
-
*gets a bunch of parts that used to be part of the machine*
*Inserts duct tape* :P That will fix it.
-
Recieves a duct tape boat, Mythbusters style!
Inserts Buster the crash test dummy
-
*Recives baby buster the tiny crash test dummy*
*Inserts Jaimies hat*
-
Receives (not very) french fries
Inserts the Eiffel tower
-
*Receives leaning tower of piza*
*Inserts $2.50*
-
Receives 1 ¼ gallons of gasoline
Inserts fire
-
*recieves a lit bomb*
*inserts a vending machine*
-
Receives a drink
Inserts a quarter pounder
-
*Recives a big mack*
*Inserts the essence of communism*
-
* receives entire soviet union*
*inserts crate of russian ak-47s *
-
Receives a crate of beer
Inserts a crate of empty bottles
*hic*
-
*receives hipster cups*
*inserts tail*
-
Presumes to get sucked inside and forced to marry a sentient pepsi
Inserts Gabe newell
-
Dispenses Half-Life 3
*Inserts right ear*
-
Receives Van Gogh
Inserts irises
-
You receive a temmie (http://orig01.deviantart.net/90ce/f/2015/293/b/f/temmie_icon__f2u__by_zacharitz-d9dsb02.gif)
*You are filled with detemmienation*
*inserts coin*
-
*receives bent penny*
*inserts rocket launcher *
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*receives bent penny*
*inserts rocket launcher *
-
*Receives a military*
*Inserts eggnog*
-
*receives tinsel*
*inserts jellyfish*
-
*receives a horrible script for a drama film*
*inserts turnips*
-
*recives stew*
*inserts my left hand\paw*
-
Receives MY left paw.
Inserts a Reese's
-
*Receives a Hershey's chocolate bar*
*inserts a penguin*
-
*recieves skipper* dang, lucky, i wanted that one, hehe...
*inserts a pesos*
-
Receives an 8 ball of coke
Inserts a dead fish
-
recieves the ending to "finding dory" ...
im trying to figure out how i talked on this topic >w<
inserts trivium album...
-
Receives a digital copy.
Inserts token.
-
*gets chocolate coin*
*Inserts flower*
-
Receives a date
Inserts lava
-
Receives liquid nitrogen.
Inserts a star.
-
*Gets a starfish*
*Inserts 1UP*
-
Receives 7-up
Inserts the pop tab
-
Receives an empty can
Inserts a hatchet
-
Receives the definition of insanity
Inserts a bowling pin
-
Receives a strike
Inserts Belgium
-
Receives waffles,
Inserts pancakes.
-
Receives butter
Inserts 'Murica
-
Recieves the land of the free, home of the brave
Inserts Cowboy
-
Receives "Yiihaw"
Inserts a danish pastry
-
Receives a Dane
Inserts a puffin
-
Receives a wi'l puppy
Inserts a kitten
-
Receives Gabe Newell's earwax
Inserts DOOM
-
Receives looooove
Inserts charity
-
Receives Chaz Bono
Inserts an Excel spreadsheet
-
Receives Microsoft Word
Inserts Windows 10
-
Receives a missing person poster for Windows 9
Inserts a fresh donut
-
*recives crumbs and a swarm of pigeons*
*runs away but inserts a switch blade with a note attach it dangerous to go alone take this*
-
*dispenses a bottled Navi*
*Inserts the Fire Emblem*
-
*Receives a pile of random Nintendo games*
*Inserts an Ocarina*
-
*Receives Pipes of Awakening *
*insert's falcon punch* (hehe)
-
^receives a severed, flaming hand
*inserts a Fennekin plushie*
-
Receive delfox plushy
Insert myself
-
Receive Talia plushie
Insert a nickel
-
^receives a goatmom
*inserts Konami's current CEO*
-
*receieves a break up letter from Taylor Swft*
*inserts Gene Simmons*
-
*receieves hot pants*
*inserts a peanut*
-
*receives a southern farmer*
*Inserts a drink*
-
^ receives a bottle of hot sauce
*inserts an Eevee plushie*
-
Acton- chugs hot sauce
Machine- Recives box sets of Pokémon seasons 1-10
Acton- Inserts every card game to come out of asia
-
receives a 400 foot long braid
inserts a carrot
-
*Receives a rabbit*
*Inserts some blank homework*
-
*gets paper back saying needs to be corrected*
*Inserts hellhound*
-
*Receives a zombie*
*Inserts the most wrinkly, ripped dollar bill on earth*
-
*receives a fire flower*
*Inserts an element that has a half life of 3...*
-
You get a scarf
Insert the NOLA album by Down
-
Receives a collected a edition of nickelback
Inserts the moon
-
Recieves a minion named kevin
Inserts a sequel
-
Receives 7 terminal illnesses
Inserts bubble wrap
-
Receives Jason Voorhees
Inserts a stereotypical boy band
-
*receives earplugs*
*Inserts another vending machine* :P
-
[Receives all the snacks]
[Inserts The Clash]
-
*Recives a note saying that the machine will not tolerate the shoving of intelligent life into the coin slot*
(Well are talking the band right?)
*Inserts a dictionary*
-
[Receives last year's model]
Yes, The Clash band
[Inserts The Sex Pistols]
-
*Recives a guitar*
*Inserts an elephant and a donkey*
-
[Receives bullshit]
[Inserts a Cosmonaut]
-
( XD )
*receives the USS of R*
*Inserts Tchaikovsky*
-
( XD yes)
[Recieves a Russian?]
[Inserts Stalin]
-
*Recives the essence of communism, and a mustache*
*Inserts a conspiracy therory*
-
[Receives Alex Jones]
[Inserts Jesse Ventura]
-
*receives the conspiracy to end all conspiracies*
*Inserts RT* ( :| on the topic of conspiracy and government, let's add some propaganda! :D )
-
[Recieves a Russian news?]
Right?
[Inserts the CIA]
-
(RT is Russian state funded news that is broadcast in America. They are often accused of spreading propaganda. They also have online news. *
*Recives some classified info*
*Inserts own tail (like a moron)*
-
[Recieves your floofy tail]
[Inserts The Dead Kennedys]
-
[You get the Cuban missle crises and you got lucky a second one dropped. The bay of pigs]
*inerts knowledge*
-
Recives a pen A+
Inserts a New Star Wars movie.
-
Receives millons of dollars
Inserts space balls
-
Recives even more reasons to see Star Wars.
Inserts a Liberty Bell.
-
Recives another you.
Inserts a Mega Mushroom.
-
Receives anoth 4 feet
Inserts a boring class
-
Recives a algebra class..
Inserts a fox in a rubber dinosuar suit.
-
Recives a rubber chicken
Inserts insomnia
-
Recives a looooonnngggg day.
Inserts the fore father of all bronys
-
Recives hate
Inserts Pygmalion
-
*Receives mount Olympus* (Scaled down of course)
*Inserts Attila the Hun's bow*
-
*Receives a pile of christmas movies*
*Inserts a quarter attached to a string into the coin slot over and over*
-
*Receives Mario*
*Begins to shoot the vending machine for hitting him with a hammer* *bang*
-
*receives multiple ricochet wounds
inserts a burrito
-
Recieves a new record...
inserts art http://alpha-fox-187.deviantart.com/art/Hunted-Fox-Re-make-584268174 (http://alpha-fox-187.deviantart.com/art/Hunted-Fox-Re-make-584268174)
-
Receives a 3rd person computer game in that style where that scene is possible.
Inserts a recently rediscoverd mixtape
-
Recieves "Awesome mix vol. 1"
Inserts Foxy the Pirate plushie
-
Recieves a punny pirate joke... why cant a pirate finish the alphabet?
inserts a yin-yang symbol...
-
Receives peace to his mind
Inserts question mark to the pirate joke
-
Recieves answer to joke... you probably thought it was ''arrrrrr', but its truely the 'sea'
inserts rim shot...
-
Receive a building
Insert the rest of Michen's joke
-
receives a complete joke
inserts Lightsaber
-
Receieves the first child of comedy legend Robin Williams
Inserts DMscootr
-
*receives a pile of @$#! because its what I'm worth X_X*
inserts arma 3
-
Receive an Helicopter, maybe I shouldn't use it
Inserts Eesha's Piloting skills
-
receives something easha has yet to crash into
inserts sleep
-
*recives a matress*
*Inserts a surrender flag as well as a treaty telling the machine that it has won the coin-on-a-string war*
-
recieves no mercy...
inserts furball...
-
recieves jason...
inserts cheapest fighting move...
-
Receives bad reviews
Inserts a link to google plus
-
Receive complaints on YouTube
Insert a quarter
-
*Receives NOTHING*
*Inserts a bad hair day*
-
recieves the best look of 2016...
inserts a bar of soap...
-
Gets a soap on the rope joke
Inserts a Link to BD.
-
recieves https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BD
inserts a fox joke... ^_^
-
Gets told to keep the comments section clean and safe for work.
Inserts cat joke.
-
recieves the other half of the joke,,,, the red fox does not give a single 'fox' about cat jokes >w< jk
inserts question mark to cat joke....
-
Recieves paper...
that actually makes sense >w<
inserts leather jacket...
-
recieves 7 years in prison for slinging drugs on the streets...
inserts bail amount...
-
Gets glomped by a leoxsky.
Inserts time and effort
-
* Receives KNOWLEDGE*
* inserts a high quality nutritional school lunch
-
Receive a dream
inserts a banana
-
* Receives a minion*
* inserts a good french friend with a sexy French ascent* XP
-
*receives something rather naughty*
inserts scoot
-
*Receives something of equal value... nothing X3*
*inserts a migraine*
-
Receives a high five from me.
Inserts myself
-
[Recieves Tom Cruise]
[Inserts Heman]
-
Receives all the memes
Inserts gravestone
-
{receives spooky scary skeletons}
{inserts complete DVD box set of red dwarf}
-
Receives beinge watching
Inserts myself
-
[Recieves warmth]
[Inserts my sweater]
-
Receives a weezer album
Inserts a pair of headphones .
-
Recieves a clown
Inserts an eagle feather
-
*recives an overwatched internet video*
*inserts Jar Jar Abrams*
-
[Recieves I don't know]
[Inserts peace through vadalism]
-
[Recieves noms]
[Inserts bacon cheese fries]
-
[Recieves a fursuit]
[Inserts dirt]
-
[Receives a Metallica song]
[Inserts a baton]
-
recieves fallout 3 & 4 (basically the first weapon you recieves)
inserts a song from Trivium...
-
Receives a CD saying "Some random group you don't like- vol. 1"
Inserts something that can't really be explained
-
receives a sky full of stars
inserts the question I receive earlier
-
receives a whole lot of nonsense
inserts an exclamation mark
-
Receives a straight question.
Inserts a taxidermist.
-
Recieves a ticket to hell X3
Inserts a cookie
-
*recive a brownie*
*inserts a hammer and a sickle*
-
Recieves a nail and a wheat grain (don't even try XD)
*inserts my finger* X3
-
Recives a note. (Animez)
Inserts my head
-
*recives social media*
*inserts a "divide by zero" error*
-
Recieves a light item
Inserts a singularity
-
*recives a black hole*
*inserts $2.00, then presses A4 on the vending machine*
-
Recieves a limited edition mermaid man slipper
Inserts a pyramid of giza
-
*recives a pharoh*
*bangs on the machine so I can have two limited edition mermaid man slippers*
-
Recieves "security to the vending machine, security to the vending machine"
Inserts the pharoh
-
*recives Osiris*
*Inserts Julius Cesar*
-
Receives 90's music.
Insert a whole lot of nothing
-
Gets a bunch of nothing
Inserts m&m's :P
-
Recives Eminem. :P
Inserts Skittles
-
Receives a pot of gold.
Inserts a mint crumble.
-
Receives an Hawaiian pizza
Inserts Jennifer Saunders
-
Receives a picture of Jennifer Saunders
Inserts a bolt of light
-
Recieves dark cloud.
Inserts acorn.
-
Receives blood.
Inserts paint.
-
You get a shoe box with a single piece of string in it.
I insert a Gatlingun.
-
Receives Matthäus, Lucius and Johannes.
Inserts the Q source
-
receives the X-factor.
Inserts winds
-
(uh, what?)
Receives 10-ton weight
inserts Michen
-
Receives raw bass
inserts battery
-
Receives fraction tax
Inserts Men In BLack
-
*recives some memory loss*
*inserts a box set for every season of star trek*
-
[receives the ultimate boredom]
[inserts Bernie Sanders]
-
*recives a burnt out, communist, moron who knows nothing about economics, forgien policy, or any other presidential affairs, yet is still running for president*
*Inserts Trump*
-
[receives someone that I agree with on a lot of issues]
[inserts Hillary Clinton]
-
(I feel Trump is the best candidate in the race... not saying much but he is okay)
*recives some classified emails*
*Inserts Justice Scalia*
-
[receives someone I don't know much about]
[inserts Bill Clinton]
-
*Recives a president that will look like a moracle worker in comparison with hillary if she is elected*
*Inserts Ben Carson*
-
[receives a brain surgeon]
[inserts Cruz]
-
*recives the Iowa caucus*
*Inserts President (or dictator... whatever you want to call him) Vladimir Putin*
-
[receives an actual world leader]
[inserts common core]
-
*recives a message from the machine reading " HOW DARE YOU HAVE THAT IN MY PRESENCE!*
*Inserts GLadOs*
-
[receives what?]
[inserts who]
-
*recives where?*
*inserts when?
-
[receives now]
[inserts later]
-
*recives tardy slip*
*inserts a math problem that reads:
12÷0*
-
[cannot compute]
[inserts 12log5=?]
-
*duhhhhhh is it Pi?*
*inserts the entire Bismark*
-
[receives uh]
[inserts dug]
-
* recives dig (as in the game Dig-dug) *
*inserts arm*
-
[receives a leg]
[inserts Akim]
-
*recives a note that reads:
"I quite like it in here. There is lots of pointless stuff, plus all my star trek movies! If you need me press A5 and insert a dollar"*
Inserts nothing, as he is in the machine
-
*recives note:
That seemed like a colossal waste of effort.*
-
Gets nothing (wut? :3)
Inserts a dime :3
-
Receives rubber
Inserts a cheesecake with a note that says "to: Fwoofy"
-
Receives a tiny angry old lady with very colorful language.
Inserts a Garfield plushie.
-
recieves the vending machines database.
Inserts a paw
-
*recives some metal music playing at full volume*
*Inserts a dank meme*
-
*Machine says "watch this"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RI0i_tL-8aU *
*inserts a pie*
-
Uhhh... recives a math?
*Inserts a vending machine*
-
*recives thomas edison*
*inserts detroit*
-
*recives my world outlook*
*inserts a Mac*
-
Recives some Jello
Inserts Hitlers mustache
-
Receives a message: ¨you feel blessed¨
Inserts a popsicle :3
-
Receives fire.
Insterts some fruit
-
Receives pet clothing
inserts random unknown object
-
Receives n00bdom
inserts a keyboard
-
[receives Velveeta]
[inserts 2016]
-
Loses finger and receives nothing... What did you expect to happen?
Inserts English spelling of colour
-
Loses hand...
Have you learnt anything from this?
Receives harsh lesson.
Inserts half-hearted scolding.
-
receives a standard automatically generated reply
inserts faith
-
Receives Hope
Inserts Dreams
-
receives gold bar
inserts the vending machine
-
Receives Slap
Inserts time machine
-
receives E-book
inserts teleporter
-
receives fire truck
inserts Windows error
-
Receives plushie
inserts laptop
-
Recives a tophat clan airship
Inserts Michel Bay
-
The vending machine explodes.
Inserts a new one.
-
Recives message " too much boom bang explodyness"
Inserts the super bowl
-
Recives joke
Inserts NRA
-
Receives card saying: "I don't know!"
Inserts the worst pun ever made in the history of... Literally everywhere.
-
Receives 'I've to meet you'
Inserts a six letter word. It's a colour. Looks like a mixture between red and Brown.
-
Receives a dad.
Inserts myself
-
Recives your full family tree thru ancestry.com
Inserts NRA (trying this again)
-
Receives a rifle thanks to Google search
Inserts pokemon heart gold
-
Receives Pokemon Soulsilver
inserts TNT
-
Recives wet humor
Inserts a sign reading "Trumpo for pesidentes"
-
Receives awful political plans
Inserts a 'hydrophyllic nonhazardous green minimalistic mailbox'
-
Receives snow leopard
Inserts Jean Val Jean
-
Receives gloves
Inserts Bears
-
receives polar bears
inserts a rupee
-
Recives a special edition of the zelda game that involves trains... have fun
Inserts "Gladiator"
-
*recives a squirt of Coke to the face*
Inserts a job application for the IRA
-
Recives Japan
Inserts an American flag made in China.
-
receives Death.
Inserts cannonball
-
Receives pinball
Inserts a key to a dead dogs home
-
Receives a giant key that has no fitting lock
Inserts magic magic
-
Receives Twilight Sparkle.
Inserts tree.
-
Recieves some planks, a few saplings, and an apple.
Insert an dollar, a yen, a yuan and an euro subsequently.
-
Recives a new type of money..... Gold Bars!
Inserts the meaning of life.
-
Recives the multiverse.
Inserts the Lion King movie.
-
Receives child hood memories of someone dying
Inserts 24601
-
Receive speeches
Inserts a guy
-
Receives something which I s mediocre at best. :/
Inserts Sandor
-
Receives hold medal
Inserts memes
-
Receives an embarrassed Backspace
Inserts two fingers
-
Receives a big toe
Inserts a potato that looks like Tom Cruise
-
Receives a potato-like rock
Inserts Mario Party 11
-
Receives £5 voucher for Amazon
Inserts ticket to somewhere
-
Receives free one-way ticket to "Ohwhocares"
Inserts smart stuff
-
Receives tough stuff
Inserts tougher stuff
-
Receives liquids
inserts monsters
-
Recieves mothman
Inserts the death star
-
Recieves a suicide note
Inserts a butterfly
-
Receives a hurricane
Inserts a kiss
-
receives a note: "No, I don't want to go out with you."
inserts intelligence
-
receives an 1-metre-long feather
inserts stupidity
-
receives post office
inserts a heap of random randomness.
Btw, you're right... but then again, the whole random board is stupid.
-
receives the same without echo
Inserts dry humor
-
Recives Wet Humor
Inserts Sarcasm
-
you receive reverse psychology.
*inserts mustard bottle*
-
*Receives a jet of mustard to the face*
*Inserts a 1,000 page essay on why mustard cannot possibly exist*
-
Receives a certificate with a 'D-' written in mustard.
Inserts a chocolate egg
-
Receives Minecraft Creeper
Inserts master sword
-
you receive 10,000,000 rupees
*inserts hot dog bun*
-
Recieves a hot dog, eating a bun ;)
*Inserts my tongue* :P
-
Recieves ice cube
Inserts a pebble
-
revives limestone
inserts A terrible script
-
Receives a terrible costume.
Inserts my attempt to code in bianary "100112001"
-
Recieves an error message
Inserts a bottle of maple syrup
-
receives a model canada in a bottle
inserts frozen low fat butter
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recieves a butter knife that overheats its blade, using AAA batteries.
inserts a RAM
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Receives a EWE with extra ROM
Inserts a map of Jiangsu Province
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Receives Google Maps
Inserts the sun
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Recieves moon
Inserts cash
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OMG two moons!
Receives the same amount of money, in bills.
Inserts our original moon
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Receives planet wide destruction as moon is gone.
Inserts active volcano
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Receives flaming hot doritos
Inserts a rare pepe
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Receives an broccoli
Inserts some spare change
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Receives a crappy CS:GO skin
Inserts bird seed
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Receives an Razot
Inserts a copy of the Lion King
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Receives a group of furry trash
Inserts pink guy
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Receives Pink Guy
Inserts McDonald's rap
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Receives hamburger pls
Inserts kitteh
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Receives doge
Inserts sweetcorn
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Recieves nuts
Inserts a radiator
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Receives the ultimate God of hyperdeath
Inserts determination
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Recieves procrastination
Inserts a diamond ring
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Receives a carbon fiber ring
Inserts cough syrup
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Receives healthy pancakes
Inserts a vending machine
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You get an Illuminati.
*inserts $1,000,000*
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Receives a piece of paper that reads 'Thank you for your donation'
Inserts ice cream
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You get a puddle.
*puts in a rabbit*
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Gets a blown mind
Inserts duct tape
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Gets a duck duct-taped to a duct.
Inserts feathers.
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Receives hair
Inserts LEGO
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Receives a spy watch
Inserts wet paint
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Gets ink.
Puts in a cat.
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Gets a metal fox.
Puts in a cloud.
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Receives current weather forecast
Inserts modern art
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Recieves rectangles
Imserts a bed
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receives sleeping bag
insert junk...
*takes another look*
Oh wait, it's trash!
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Receives angry dog
Inserts a plushie
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receives action toy
inserts *term not translatable*
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Receives Google translator
Inserts carrot
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Receives vegetarian.
Insert Khaled.
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Receives one, measly, dried up, wrinkly cranberry.
Insert drum
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Receives a rusty trombone
Inserts a bottle of fire
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Receives Firox
Inserts a rabbit
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Receives a tiny police uniform and a pile of carrots.
Inserts a video game controller.
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Receives a used, broken, slimy PS1 controller
Inserts smoke grenade
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Receives marijuana smoke grenade
Inserts a bomb
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Receives defusing kit
Inserts himself
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Receives maximum pleasure.
Inserts Phone- :O
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Receives the same phone - but factory reset
Inserts marshmallows
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receives a fur covered s'more o@o
insert's the dvd box set of red dwarf
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Receives an MLG starter kit.
-inserts the "can I speak to a manager" haircut-
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receives a angry letter
Insert's a fanfiction
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Receives an annoying fangirl.
-inserts Tumblr-
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Receives a sticker.
Inserts Ronald McDonald.
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Recieves an eternal nightmare of clowns chasing you >:3
Inserts a bag or rupies :P
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Receives Red Potion, but is unable to collect it because of the lack of an empty bottle.
-inserts coin-
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Recieves a carrot :3
Inserts a fursuit head
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Receives fursuit tail
Inserts black hole
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Recieves wormhole
Inserts a cake with the icing scraped off
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Receives a cupcake with the bread scraped off
Inserts a minigun
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Receives a maxi-shield
Inserts a tampon
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Receives blood
Inserts cookie, with raisins
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receives a healthy and nutritious snack :D
Inserts the contents of a tube of toothpaste
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Receives a toothbrush.
-inserts trumpet-
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-receive count Chocula cereal-
Inserts Firox- x3 shhhh
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~ receives a furry scarf
~The fang of fenrir
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Receives cursed amulet
Inserts time
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Receives kobolds...thousands of them.
Inserts one of the kobolds.
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Receives baby dragons
Inserts 5 day old Chinese takeaway
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Receives better health care plan.
Inserts paw
x3
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*looks in the hole and gets booped* -receives a boop
-inserts a ticket to batman vs superman
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receives a bad date
inserts the color blue
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Recieves Deep Purple
Inserts a handbag filled with money
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Receives a flood of pennies.
Inserts Bruce Cambell.
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Receives lots of celeb photo's.
Inserts a keyboard (The computer one)
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Receives a mouse (the living kind)
Inserts a mobile phone
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Recieves an application :3
Inserts a peanut :P
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receives a complaint from an adult toy company
inserts a 5 mile walk
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Receives a Carebear
Inserts a dollar bill.
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Receives an entire symphony.
*inserts a bowl of poutine*
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Receives a need to google something,
Inserts a My Little Pony.
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Receives the night of your life.
*inserts an Irish folk tune*
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Receives Irish dancers
Inserts a hot potato
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Receives a potato made of ice.
Inserts 2 lbs of C4
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Receives a flow of battery acid
Inserts Anthrax spore
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Gets a visit from the FBI, the CIA, and the CDC for some reason.
*inserts a broken computer mouse*
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Gets a visit from the FBI, the CIA, and the CDC for some reason.
*inserts a broken computer mouse*
(Don't forget DHS)
Receives a 30 foot rat
Inserts a tablet
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Receives headache
Inserts random pennant
(You know what's nuts? I did get a headache metaphorically. My tablet went down last night and I had to reset it. Grr...)
Receives dust
Inserts penny
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Receives a single gold doubloon!
*inserts a match*
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Receives a swarm of rabid brown recluse spiders
Inserts American flag
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Receives one measly, shriveled, vanilla bean.
Inserts dog collar
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Receives a naked dog.
Inserts a bowl of wax fruit.
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Recieves bowl of plastic fruit.
Inserts the ugliest emoticon.
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Receives a smooth ride
Inserts a rollercoaster
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Recieves a 10% off ticket to DisneyWorld
Inserts pizza, no sauce, no cheese, left side beef
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Receives a lopsided cow
Inserts frozen cheese
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Receives fresh Wine.
Inserts Undertale.
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Receives a snowman in a leotard
Inserts a leopard leotard
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(http://i.imgur.com/BzN6C6K.gif)
What a find!
Inserts a single hair.
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Receives a ran it fursuit
Inserts a popufur
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Receives a massive spider web with 100 big spiders crawling all over it
Inserts Michen :D
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lol
Uh oh, I hope I haven't broken the machine. Inserts cleaning fluid
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Uh, does anyone have a giant can opener so I can get Michen out?
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Walks up to the vending machine and inserts a coin, then presses D12, and Michen pops out with a chocolate cake, "I'll put you back if you don't give me my chocolate cake."
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Receives the following as well: a snow leopard skin and a mop. Mid: "Hey, those things are for other people! It looks like these popped out together with Michen..."
Inserts a keyboard (the music one this time)
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Recieves The Black Keys
Inserts a chunk of rock
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Receives lumps of stone
Inserts impossibilities
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Receives an error message.
Inserts a pie
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Receives a Mac
Inserts a lump of goo
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you get nothing
*Insert coin*
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Receives a letter from the bank informing that you owe $35,952,011.38 by tonight.
Inserts a candy bar
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you get a coin
*Inserts will to live*
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Receives a very angry 325 pound muscular police officer who hates loud parties
Inserts a pencil
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Receives poorly drawn sketch of the Eiffel Tower
Inserts "that song that's stuck in my head"
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Receives a bloody, decapitated head.
Inserts boot laces
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receives month-long hiatus.
inserts broken claw
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receives broken fang
inserts a crossbow
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Receives Linkle
Inserts a broken china plate
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Receives paper dinnerware
Inserts a trollface
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Get's a dank meme
*inserts Simple Minds*
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receives the easiest question on the planet
inserts Lorule Warriors
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Receives a part of the triforce.
*inserts a glyph*
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Receives an error message.
Inserts Styxx's tounge
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Receives the angry monkeys.
*inserts roccos tail*
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(I called what you were going to insert!)
Receives a hot dog
Inserts a pirate flag
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(lol)
Gets a drunken ninja.
*inserts an empty bottle of ejuice*
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Dummy! It was out-of-order! Can't you read?
Inserts my parakeet.. (Into a warking machine)
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gets a half eaten tire
*inserts unicorn magic
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Receives horse meat
Inserts a collar
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Received harness.
Inserts a dead bpdy
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Receives a drive by shooting
Inserts a napkin
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Receives chloroform.
Inserts a sock.
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Receives Cosmic Wuffy
Inserts a ref sheet
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Receives artist.
Inserts Rocco.
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Recieves Zaida
Inserts a banana
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Receives a fruit salad
Inserts an MRE
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Receives dirty clothes and a box of washing powder.
Inserts "Complete Nothingness" written by Nobody.
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receives knocker.
Inserts Phythagoras
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Receives a bunch of algebra hating high school students
Inserts calculator
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Receives abacus
Inserts antimatter
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Recieves millions upon millions of dollar bills
Inserts a single grain of rice
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Gets sweet and sour sauce.
*crams a pyramid in the slot*
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*Machine stuck for a moment* Gets a Sphynx statue
Inserts black hole
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Recieves a new vending machine after the previous one was completely destroyed
Inserts a toast sandwich
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Receives "Chocolate Moose"
Inserts sand witch
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Recieves a cardboard box and a rainbow
Inserts watermelon
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Receives a watermelon air freshener.
*inserts sand*
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Recieves hourglass
Inserts coconut oil
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Receives the coconut it was made from.
Inserts craziness
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Receives a clone of me
Inserts a piece of paper with a question written on it "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
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Recieves Micro SD card
Inserts Andromeda Galaxy
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gets crappy plastic toy full of disappointment
inserts google
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Receives Yahoo
Inserts bouncy balls
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gets one big bouncy ball
*actually inserst a coin
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Receives begging high school students.
Inserts my tail.
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Receives an obsidian tail cover.
Inserts a iron throne
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Receives a thorn
Inserts one of my furs
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Receives a brush full of fur
*inserts some of roccos fur*
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*Receives a rocco* this ones a keeper.
*Inserts my head.*
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*receives a miniature styxx*
*inserts his head*
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*receives a miniature zaida* keeper
*Inserts Abraham Lincoln*
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*Receives a rocco* this ones a keeper.
Aw, thanks :)
Receives a copy of the Gettysburg Address
Inserts a hater
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*Receives a troll* dammit, why.
*Inserts butthurt*
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Receives a person who all they do is blankly stare, they don't even blink,. They. Just. Stare.
Inserts one of my favorite wolf shirts
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Gets a real version of said wolf as a pet
*inserts insomnia *
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Gets a real version of said wolf as a pet
:D
Receives a guy named Joe.
Inserts a combat boot
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*Receives dog tags.*
*inserts a plush off me*
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Receives an evil Zaida that starts trying to kill you
Inserts a lemon
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*Receives orange juice.*
*Inserts bad grades*
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Receives two angry parents breathing down your neck
Inserts an award
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*Receives a metal of honor*
*Inserts a nuke*
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Receives 100,00 screaming, violent "peace" activists
Inserts an M4
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*received empty rounds*
*inserts food*
-
*recieves mould*
*inserts mayonnaise*
-
*receives Miracle Whip*
*inserts Dark Souls*
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*You died*
*Inserts teh Stanley Cup*
-
Receives the Lombardi Trophy
Inserts an American football
-
Recieves a soccer ball.
Inserts a fire orb.
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Receives a napalm bomb
Inserts a toy F22 Raptor
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Receives a Russian migg .
*inserts a half eaten tire*
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[Receives broken teeth]
[Inserts photo]
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*receives memories*
*Inserts missing work and finals*
-
Receives a cricket.
Inserts a Trump hat
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Received the anti Christ. XD
*crams the anti Christ into the slot* what a mess, lava on the floor and such o.O
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Receives a sushi chef
Inserts a clock
-
Receives the reply
Inserts the key to victory
-
*Receives Money.*
*Inserts a fursuit*
-
Receives a ripped, stained, half burnt fursuit
Inserts a Nickel
-
Gets me Morimoto. You so lucky!
*puts a asgardian in the slot under the guise that mead is in the machine *
-
Receives a very mad, drunk, hungry Chinese person
Inserts a machete
-
Gets an angry machete who swears to avenge anyone who wrongs you. (the character btw)
Puts in a copy of ninja gaiden two
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Receives an angry samurai.
Inserts an Egyptian coin
-
Gets a hug from styxx XD
Puts in a candy bar
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*hugs back*
Receives the deed to a candy company
Inserts the song "Hand That Feeds"
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Recieves a severed hand with grain taped to its palm
Inserts myself
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The world explodes from cuteness. See what you did there! Dont be putting so much cuteness condensed in such a tiny form into a possessed vending machine XD
Puts a bottled shriek in the vending machine
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Receives a bagged echo
Inserts a 7.62x39 round
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Gets a toy gun.
Puts a fortune cookie. In the slot.
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Receives a crystal ball catalog
Inserts a pill bottle
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Gets a fully automatic clipazine pistol. (its a satire on anti gun moms) XD
Puts a bb gun in
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Gets a fully automatic clipazine pistol. (its a satire on anti gun moms) XD
LOVE IT!!! XD XD
Receives a fully automatic, drum feds bb gun
Inserts the Constitution of the United States
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Recieves eagle
Inserts a shard of broken glass
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Receives a lab tube sealed with a biohazard symbol.
Inserts a gas mask
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Receives empty oil drum
Inserts cat
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*recieves Alistair plush*
*inserts nightmares.*
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Receives a curse that makes her dream of incredibly cute unicorns that take over and terrorise the world... Every night.
Inserts all that is good and holy.
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Receives a gold star sticker.
Inserts a pair of hand cuffs
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Receives jail.
Inserts trouble
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Receives my two youngest brothers
Inserts a box of crackers
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Receives biscuits
Inserts clone of myself
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Receives a mirror
Inserts a flower
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Receives tree
Inserts a clone of Britney Spears
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Receives a few thousand screaming idiots
Inserts the space bar from a keyboard
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Receives Space Burger outlet
Inserts vengeanceful intergalactic chickens
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Receives bruises and scratches, but delicious chicken.
Inserts a history book
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Gets Stalingrad
Manages to capture and insert war from darksiders
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Receives pure hatred, bottled and well.
Inserts the root of all evil
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Receives a very large bank account
Inserts dry ice
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Receives brick of sodium
Inserts empty soda can
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Receives a recycling bin
Inserts a military helmet
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*recives a singular military boot*
*inserts oxygen*
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Receives an old person gasping for air
Inserts a dummy grenade and runs
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*machine launches a real grenade in your direction*
*inserts a vending machine*
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*recives the Iwatch from apple*
*inserts a message reading "need cheat sheet for math test"*
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*machine launches a real grenade in your direction*
Shooooooot! *takes cover and is too busy to insert or receive*
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*forcefully inserts rocco tail*
-
*vending machine adds a few more tails to rocco*
*inserts a cake*
-
Receives a cookie
*forcefully inserts rocco tail*
HEY! *looks at new tails* ...what!?! :o T_T
*forcefully shoves Zaida in and starts banging on the machine really fast*
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*recieves gore me~*
*inserts my blood*
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[Removed content]
Inserts :(
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Receives a Haddaway record
Inserts a keyboard
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Receives type writer
Carefully inserts toxic mold
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Receives a gas station sandwich
Inserts myself
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Receives a dentist who hunts lions
Inserts said dentist
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Receives more pointless Youtube videos
Inserts Captain Falcon
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receives hot lair
Inserts a division by 0
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Receives new world after the previous one was sucked up
Inserts a division by infinite
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Receives a notice that you have voided the warranty
Inserts a smoke grenade
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*machine starts spewing tear gas*
Inserts the universe.
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Receives a stampede of excited puppies
Inserts a key
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Receives a clue
Inserts a bomb
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Receives a ripped, stinky, bloody zombie plushie
Inserts my boots
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Receives leather, metal, and sewing materials
Inserts healthy snack
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Receives a triple bacon cheese burger drenched in BBQ sauce, ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise, all wrapped up like a present with bacon, topped with a scoop of ice cream, with a strawberry on top
Inserts chlorine
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Sounds like something you can get in L.A or Vegas~
Recieves a shot glass
Inserts tea
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Get's coffee
I insert my future
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Gets diplomacy
Inserts a plastic spoon
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get a 12'' version of Relax from Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
I insert a train
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Gets an bottled and Bian shriek
Inserts and Bian hair
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Receives a spraying can saying "And Bian sweat"
inserts glass cards
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Receives sauna
Inserts miniature nuke
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Receives Hiroshima
Inserts heart of gold
Sent from my SM-N915P using Tapatalk
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Receives cold metal heart
Inserts familiarities
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Receives a dictionary
*puts on a chemical suit and gas mask*
Inserts blue paint
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Receives Dish Network
Inserts a PS3
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Recives an Xbox 360
*inserts an american flag*
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Receives Gadsden flag
Inserts body armor
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Recieves shield
Inserts instant noodles
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Receives this Wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instant_noodle (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instant_noodle)
Inserts an abstract painting
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Receives a blank canvas
Inserts a AA battery
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Receives Ribbon from Kirby and the Crystal Shards
(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/kirby/images/b/b4/Ribbon_shard.png/revision/latest?cb=20110412054737&path-prefix=en)
Inserts Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3
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Receives multiple broken bones
Inserts 2 pounds of Uranium ore
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Receives nuclear explosion
Impossible. Uranium has to be highly enriched to become weapons grade, and you must reach critical mass first, and you must have something to start the chain reaction, and it would take a LOT more weapons grade Uranium that just two pounds, and the two pounds I entered were natural ore, no where near weapons grade. And if you are talking am fusion bomb, you also need extreme temperature, and Plutonium is strongly recommended.
I just went on a technical rant about nuclear weapons that probably no one understood*facepaw* I'm crazy
Receives a bubble machine
Inserts my head (still attached to my body of course)
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*Recieves a decapitated Rocco head.* Oh..
*Inserts tail.*
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Impossible. Uranium has to be highly enriched to become weapons grade, and you must reach critical mass first, and you must have something to start the chain reaction, and it would take a LOT more weapons grade Uranium that just two pounds, and the two pounds I entered were natural ore, no where near weapons grade. And if you are talking am fusion bomb, you also need extreme temperature, and Plutonium is strongly recommended.
Right, but this thread doesn't make any sense, invalidating all impossibilies. This thread messes with everything that is scientific, thus making it possible.
Point
Receives rake
Inserts a collar
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Receives a mirror
Inserts an American football
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*inserts Sandor*
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Receives a warning for mistreating staff members
Inserts Maxwell's notebook
(That thing you make other things with in Scribblenauts)
-
*inserts Sandor*
I don't get anything :(
receives Telephone
Inserts Battlefield 4 for PS3
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receives a broken disk
*inserts Undertale*
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Receives Kid Icarus: Uprising
Inserts wooden blocks, wheels, and some weaponry.
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Receives a T-90A Russian Main Battle Tank
Inserts an AT-4 CS
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Receives the Soldier from TF2
Inserts The Furry Forums
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Gets Furries.
Inserts the Medic from TF2
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Receives "MEDIC!!"
Inserts a quote
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Gets a copyright strike
Inserts pokemon
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Gets a copyright strike
lel
Receives:
(http://i.giphy.com/pU5xUX0VLFoDC.gif)
Inserts a meme
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Receives a troll
Inserts hot dog
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Receives Donald Trump
Inserts lunch
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Receives a mouse
Inserts an American football
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Receives obnoxious fans.
Inserts anime
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Receives weird puns, weird characters and weird plots.
Inserts impossible currency
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Receives a Dollar bill
Inserts a gold tenth ounce coin
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Receives a tiny iron disk
Inserts Mario Bros. coins
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Receives a box of angry fire ants
Inserts a cookie
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Receives a lock
Inserts a biohazard bag (My version of trick or treat?)
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Receives biological weapon
Inserts Rupees
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Receives gil.
Inserts Holy Handgrenade of Antioch
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Receives Worms' Holy Handgrenade
Inserts a whole lotta nonsense
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Recieves money
Inserts cheap chocolate
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Receives a chocolate hand
Inserts a ball of cheese
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Receives cheezy poofs
Inserts chocolate wafers
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Receives vanilla wafers.
Inserts a slice of cake
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Receives piece of pie
Inserts my side character Anna Steen (a white lioness if you wonder)
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Receives Peach
Inserts zero-point energy
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Receives planks and boxes
Inserts pokemon card
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receives a holographic yugioh card
puts in my dignity
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*Receives a picture of nothing
(http://new1.fjcdn.com/comments/This+must+be+fake+kellam+would+never+get+this+much+_6f7ba26e67285ec015120228273b36ae.jpg)
*inserts a Taguel*
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Receives a shrug.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Inserts a shoe.
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Recieves a round table.
Inserts a bronze sword
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Gets a creeper that constantly blows up and respawns.
Inserts my pure hatred for living breathing humans.
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Received a bump on the head
Inserts my bed
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Gets mead
Inserts some shaved fur
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Recieves a tiny wig made out of said fur
Inserts used batteries
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Receives a visit from a soldier wearing a blue helmet
Inserts a button
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Receives a switch
Inserts a wooden machine
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Receives Chinese music, in Chinese.
Inserts a laser designator
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Receives laser module with a warning sign: "DO NOT FIRE, MIGHT BLOW"
Inserts trapdoor
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Receives a wet cat
Inserts the wet cat
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Recieves thoughts
Inserts blood, sweat and tears
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Receives an old roll of film
Inserts a collar
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Receives dog
Inserts carpet
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Receives Chewbacca
Inserts a pen
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Receives a ball with a point
Inserts a Corellian freighter.
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Receives a Slave I on your tail
Inserts a cell phone
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Receives patchy coverage
Inserts a patchwork quilt
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Receives the entire IRS tax code
Inserts a blank CD
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Receives an AWESOME MIXTAPE!!!
Inserts a duck
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Receives a 350 pound guy wearing hunter camouflage, and orange vest, and waving a loaded shotgun around
Inserts a laser pen
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Receives a plasma pencil
Inserts a Dreadful Ultimatum
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Receives a string of binary numbers
Inserts a precursor for soman
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Receives the worth of the item in guilders
Inserts someone else's credit card
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Receives a terrible credit rating
Inserts an HB pencil
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Receives a brand new first generation AK-47
Inserts ear plugs
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Receives a non-writeable cd without recording
Inserts unholy soda
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Receives... *cues music* Tumms, Tumms Tumms Tumms Tumms (Is it weird I insert commercials easily XD)
Inserts a Hellfire Missile and takes cover
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Receives a pie in the face
Inserts a couch
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Receives a person named Israel.
Inserts candy
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Gets a dentist's appointment.
Inserts a box.
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Receives Pandora
Inserts a Nordic keyboard
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Receives Mjolnir.
Inserts a phone.
-
Receives another broken bone.
Inserts batteries.
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Receives battery pack
Extra batteries not included.
Inserts broken magnet
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receives two broken magnets
inserts hopes and dreams
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Receives nothing.
(Sorry, had to :P)
Inserts bacon
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Receives ham.
Inserts nonsense
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Blargh.
Inserts a math textbook
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Receives physics textbook
Inserts my laptop
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Receives an old laptop
Inserts my hat
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Receives old fishing hat riddled with holes
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Receives the instructions of this game
Inserts a mirror
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.rorrim a sevieceR
Inserts immaturity
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Receives angry parents
Inserts something quickly, didn't see what it was
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Receives a very angry 6 6 320 pound rhino cop
Inserts a donut
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Uhm, what did I insert?
Receives box of sugar cubes
Inserts the rhino again as good and bad as possible
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Receives the whole police department (now you made them mad lol)
Inserts some of my fur
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Receives feathers
Inserts myself
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Receives Iron man suit.
Inserts paper
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Receives Majira Strawberry
Inserts a sock
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*receives some foot de-odoriser*
*Inserts a knife*
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Receives a flower and a poem
Inserts a charging cord
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*receives a charger for the Iphone 325*
*Inserts a hockey puck*
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Receives three teeth
Inserts silly putty
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*machine tells you a joke*
*Inserts a gold brick*
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Receives a piece of paper
Inserts Tumblr
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*machine dies*
*inserts a vending machine*
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Receives nothing, machine is dead.
Sets up a new machine and inserts dead one
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*recieves a headstone reading "Here lies vending machine no.2534. He was a good men. RIP in pepperoni."*
*inserts a TV*
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*Receives newspaper with headline about vending machines being filled with strange items*
*Inserts a power cable*
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Receives a fox cub.
Inserts a raw steak
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Receives lawsuit about stuffing people into vending machines.
Inserts Sandor.
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Receives Lego jewellery.
Inserts knock-off Lego
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-Processing your request-
Inserts CD
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Receives a message that your computer was hacked, which then hacked into the White House, Pentagon, Kremlin, Sydney Opera House, British Palace, and Parliament before self destructing in a spectacular ball of flame.
Inserts a globe
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Recieves a meteor.
Inserts cards against humanity
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Receives cats in a blender
Inserts a page of test instructions with a spelling error
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Receives a black eye.
Inserts politically correct jokes.
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Receives unnecessary screaming at low-budget horror knock-offs.
Inserts the next poster.
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Receives ability to breathe ice and fly.
Inserts faulty heater.
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Receives a bill for $3,535.39
Inserts a PS3
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Receives melted plastic.
Inserts an empty cereal box.
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Receives empty sushi package
Inserts a lemon
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Receives lemonade, with a strongly worded letter addressed to "Life".
Inserts a cat.
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Receives lemonade, with a strongly worded letter addressed to "Life".
Love it!
Receives a messy scene
Inserts a bell
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Receives a trombone.
Inserts a pair of sunglasses.
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Recieves a table with a tea xP (Table + t)
Inserts myself :3
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receives bushy fox tail
inserts my tongue
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Recieves rainbows :3 I mean... Skittles :3
Inserts a waffle :3
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receives maple syrup from canada
inserts a water bottle
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Recieves a Cola bottle :3
Inserts my tail x3
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gets fox body w/o a tail
inserts a waffle maker
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Gets pankakes XD
Inserts a huge questionmark :3
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gets tiny exclamation point ^_^
inserts a flower
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Recieves Easter :/
Inserts a fursuit :3
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gets a sweaty person that was wearing it
inserts her horn
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Recieves nothing :3 (the vending machine scammed you XD )
Inserts an origami figure :3
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(nuuuuu i need that *searches frantically for her horn*)
gets a very large origami swan
inserts her fish
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Gets a shark, and Riddle cuddles that shark (I love sharks ^_^)
Inserts duct tape :3
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gets duct tape dress
inserts her dignity
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Recieves vending machines loyalty :3
Inserts Justin Bieber :3
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receives death and world destruction
inserts twenty one pilots
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Get's mashed potatoes >:3
Inserts gravy :P
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(nuu anything but that)
gets a gravy train
inserts turkey
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The vending machine thanks for the giving, and give you a holiday card ;)
Inserts a penny :3
-
gets a penny chocolate
inserts another vending machine
-
Recieves a yet another vending machine :P What is going on here? :o
Inserts skittles :P
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gets m&m's
inserts my sock
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Recieves a foot :3 (yepp, severed :3)
Inserts an mp3 player, playing Black MIDI :3
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Vending machine breaks.
Inserts a fluffy blanket.
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receives an even fluffier rug
inserts a stuffy
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Receives a cushion in the shape of a disembodied limb.
Inserts a DVD case
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Receives VHR box.
Inserts rubber
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Receives Great Britain.
Inserts a flag.
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Recieves maple syrup :P
Inserts the Necronomicon :3
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Receives a glowing Yoyo.
Inserts a block of dirt
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Receives a cake.
Inserts a tie.
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Receives a draw
Inserts
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Receives
Inserts sleep deprivation
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receives sleeping gas
inserts (https://diaryofdaedalus.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/troll-dance-rev1.gif)
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Receives two Grimoire stones
Inserts pure madness
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Receives white and red face paint, green hair spray and long facial scars.
Inserts a pencil.
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receives pen
inserts nonagon
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Receives nine straight lines.
Inserts a slip of paper with "The Game" written on it
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Recives a record of the Album "Hammered" by Motorhead. heh (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_JF8oSxXtM)
Inserts an itchy dog.
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Receives a back scratcher.
Inserts Wrath.
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Receives Peace.
Inserts line art.
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Receives the Mona Lisa.
Inserts $20
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Receives $50... from so far in the future that it is only worth $20.
Inserts pasta
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Receives a different Rainbow Road
Inserts all my hopes and wishes
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Receives a speeding ticket
Inserts a straight jacket
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Receives a crooked jacket.
Inserts unwise decisions
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Receives behindsight
Inserts a politician
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Vending machine gives them back, taxes you for your efforts and the politician sues you for three dollars.
Inserts a warm bed.
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Receives a 6 foot 3 inch 290 pound drill sergeant
Inserts fear
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Receives grim reaper costume.
Inserts a rain drop
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Receives minecraft mods.
Inserts cheap terraria knock-off
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Gets an 8-bit Mario
Inserts my crown
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Receives a jellyfish.
Inserts a McDonalds sign
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Gets diabetes.
Inserts my soul
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Receives the soul of his arch-nemesis.
Inserts a magical vending machine.
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Gets magical soda.
Inserts my finger.
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Receives a toe.
Inserts a pair of slippers.
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receives a leash
inserts my blanket
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Receives a book.
Inserts unwise decisions.
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receives mass disaster
inserts another vending machine
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Receives candy bars
Inserts
(https://info.stylee32.net/instaoldfagkit/trollface/52586714.gif)
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Recieves youth^
*inserts coin*
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Recieves well-ironed shirt covered in rust.
Inserts phone.
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Gets a bill.
Inserts Sandor (again)
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Receives Sphinx statue.
Inserts Jest
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Gets a ban for animal abuse.
Inserts this: :*
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Receives random strings of punctuation.
Inserts a mod.
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Receives Monster Hunter anime
Inserts
(http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/rage/troll-slap-rage-smiley-emoticon.gif)
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Receives surprise butt-slap.
Inserts the whole list of gender identities.
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Gets a Draugr (http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Draugr_%28Skyrim%29)
inserts Master Sword.
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Gets racist chocolate.
Inserts Tristam.
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Receives weird looks from grandparents
Inserts a single Pringle
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Receives a container of air.
Inserts low expectations.
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Receives low standards.
Inserts Sister Location.
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Receives sassy GPS
Inserts parishes
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Receives a cross necklace.
Inserts a salt grinder.
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Receives pepper grinder
Inserts embarrasment
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Receives a feeling of shame
inserts homestuck
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Receives house arrest
Inserts hair dryer
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Receives baldness
Inserts a Pontiac
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Recieves car keys
Inserts a feather
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Receives happy feet
Inserts Mario Cart
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Receives a lei and a spray bottle with water in it.
Inserts the entire universe
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Receives a professor that rambles about nonsense all day. Literally all day
Inserts a Trump "Make America great again" hat
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Recive a ww3 is here poster
Insert putin
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Receives an empty Presidential lunch box
Inserts a pair of handcuffs
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receives lead ball
Inserts cat photos
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Recive the inetrnet
Insert belife that death is the best thing in life
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Receives guidebook "Death 101"
Inserts motionless car
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Receives a AAA battery
Inserts a good coin
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Receives "out of order" notice
Inserts a tissue box
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Recieves a Map to the Treasure
Inserts 14. Million. Dollars.
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Receives a cookie.
Inserts said cookie.
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Recieves 14. Million. Dollars.
Inserts the evidence
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Receives jail time.
Inserts a sheriff.
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Recieves high speed car chase
Inserts an apology
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Receives a death.
Inserts life.
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Recieves infinite wisdom
Inserts proper credits
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Receives improper credits.
Inserts a dollar.
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Recieves the same dollar.
Inserts a jelly doughnut.
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He didn't smooth it out; the machine spit it out.
Inserts 42 guides to the galaxy.
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recive the answer to the life universe and everything else.
insert every reffrence ever.
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Receives Never giving you up, a poptart cat, and a 420 no-scope.
Inserts happiness.
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Recieves only sadness
Inserts an unknown substance
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Receives brown kryptonite
Inserts a horse
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recive hussie; the great troler of all
insert demonic pressence detected, lockdown in efect.
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Receives Belial Lockwood: Security Artiste
Inserts a sausage phone
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Recieves an answering machine message
Inserts the launch codes
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Receives a pair of keys
Inserts the lunch codes
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Recieves a sandwich
Inserts 14 Karat Gold Bars
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Receives jealous bankers
Inserts stock options
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Recieves stock market crashes
Inserts the proper amount of currency to purchase items from this machine
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Receives a generic snack of dubious nutritional value
Inserts a Snickers
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Receives a Mars Bar.
Inserts myself.
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Recieves Error Notice
Inserts Camel Cash
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Receives Republic credits
Inserts two humps
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Recieves Camel
Inserts said camel
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Receives a ship of the desert
Inserts a sandy dessert
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Recieves the Artic Tundra
Inserts the Zika Virus
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Receives Idi Amin's mosquito collection
Inserts a spiffy uniform
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Recieves Charisma
Inserts another vending machine
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Receives a vending implosion.
Inserts screaming
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Recieves Nothing. Your being to loud.
Inserts Insurgents.
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Receives active c4 bomb.
inserts H2O,.
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Recieves a short circuited machine
Inserts some ants
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Receives a short circuited machine.
Inserts something to fix the circuits.
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Recieves a fixed machine
Inserts $20 in pennies
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Recieves a fixed machine
Inserts $20 in pennies
Gets $20 in candian pennies.
inserts a $1,00000 bill
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Receives a response
Inserts pine cone.
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Receives Apple Tree
Inserts a banshee
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Receives a wail
Inserts a whale
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Receives blubber
Inserts elephant
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Hey Delta! Good to see you :D
Receives a trunk call
Inserts a book of terrible puns
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Gets Sans.
Inserts myself
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Receives minor cuts and abrasions.
Inserts a fresh band-aid
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Receives a first-aid kit.
Inserts this post.
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Receives a certificate of minimum requirement
Inserts half a post
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receives a completed post.
Inserts my avatar.
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Receives a shared look of amusement
Inserts a private joke
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Receives 5 dollars.
Inserts this: (http://http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/funny-wolves.jpg)
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Receives a broken link
Inserts error message:
"This site can’t be reached
http’s server DNS address could not be found.
DNS_PROBE_FINISHED_NXDOMAIN"
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receives an internet provider scam.
inserts my crown
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Receives a monarch butterfly
Inserts a cabbage moth
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receives a pumpkin
steals the pumpkin and inserts it
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receives a Jack-o'-lantern
inserts a jackle aunt urn
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Receives Illuminati confirmed
(You won't get away from me, Jest!)
Inserts spyglass.
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Receives a judgment of self defense (reference to song The Coin Machine)
Inserts Jerry Reed's guitar
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Receives cash
Inserts the power within
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Receives :/;@":26'zdj;/3[[[error]]],|\~€<}
Inserts Debugger
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Receives value for nothing
Inserts a free lunch
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Receives a paid lunch.
Inserts happiness.
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Receives a great tragedy.
Inserts the antidote
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Receives a bezoar
Inserts a goat
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Receives chevon. (That's goat meat if you didn't know.)
Inserts McDouble.
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Receives Steven Starting To Walk
Inserts baby
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Receives a money vacuum
Inserts all dat ca$h
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Receives bling
Inserts the hood
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Receives neighbor.
Inserts cake
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Receives a birthday
Inserts lightning
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Receives thunder
Inserts noise
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Receives no peace and quiet
Inserts ladybug
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receives male bug
Inserts power
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Receives an electric shock
Inserts bottle cap
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Receives empty bottle
Inserts electricity
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Receives an overloaded machine. To much electricity.
Inserts a bottle of water
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*machine short-circuits*
What did you do? Now we got to get a new machine again!
*Puts down new machine*
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Inserts another bottle of water
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*Machine short-circuits again*
Please, don't! This is the second machine you messed up!
*New, waterproof machine*
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Inserts an apology :'(
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Receives grumbling accept
Inserts butter
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Receives a buttered roll
Inserts a buick
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Receives dime
Inserts nothingness
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Receives nothing.
Inserts a coupon for a free back rub.
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Receives a pair of arms that hurl themselves at your back.
Inserts herbal tea
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Receives the vision
Inserts a ghost
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Receives a shiver down your spine
Inserts cookies, with raisins
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Didnt recive anything, i ate them.
Insert baked potatos
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Receives another baked potato
Inserts an application
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Recieves rejection letter
Inserts block of cheese
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Receives a mice problem
Inserts some mousetraps.
(I changed mine.)
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Receives a box of varied cheeses.
inserts Faux Tail.
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Receives Charme-Claw
Inserts bomb
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*Thing repairs itself*
Wut...?
Inserts bad pun
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Receives the biggest bonfire on the planet
Inserts the derpy me again
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Receives a refund
Inserts spaghetti
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Recieves meatballs
Inserts an ant
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Receives colony
Inserts doughnut
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Recieves Homer Simpson
Inserts a can of blue paint
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Receives a new paint job
Inserts a ticket
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Recive a rude on a train piloted by bricket.
Insert said driver.
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Receives a crashed train because SOMEONE PUT THE CONDUCTER IN A VENDING MACHINE!!!
Inserts a math book
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Receives wrong translation
Inserts dictionary
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Recive my hate for them.
Insert monthy paython.
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Receives a holy grail
Inserts a diamond ring
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Receives charisma
Inserts banana
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Receives banana peel
Inserts bleach
-
Receives clean clothes
Inserts the power of oxi clean
(I changed mine. ;))
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Receives a plain white T-shirt
Inserts Plain White T album
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Receives a dystopian society
Inserts waffle
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Receives pancakes
Inserts maple syrup
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Receives a great way to start the morning
Inserts egg
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Receives chicken
Inserts feathers
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Receives Native American headdress
Inserts power
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Receives wisdom and courage
Inserts lolipops
-
Receives happiness
Inserts that happiness
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Receives laziness
Inserts pie
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Receives pie pan with crumbs in it
Inserts soap
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Receives a good smell.
Inserts a dirty dish.
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Recieves soapy water
Inserts soup
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Receives a souped-up car.
Inserts lies.
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Receives cake
Inserts the full moon
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Receives wolf
Inserts zero gravity
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Receives alien
Inserts famous person
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Receives autographs
Inserts my grandfather's ashes
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Receives news that your father is dead.
Inserts your father's ashes.
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Receives a draft notice
Inserts a bottle of sun screen
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Receives a son
Inserts pineapple
-
Receives a knife
Inserts a pen
-
Receives a piece of paper
Inserts a phone
-
Receives a cat
Inserts a bell
-
Receives a potato
Inserts a book
-
Receives a tablet.
Inserts a laptop
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Receives a big red button
Inserts a paradox
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Receives a Trump-Clinton candidacy
Inserts an Anthrocon shirt
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Received a canceled date.
Inserts summer.
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Receives a water fountain
Inserts television
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Get's a picture (http://i.imgur.com/Fd3ddcq.png)
inserts Assault rifle.
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Receives a police edition.
Inserts and officer
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Receives a donut
Inserts headphones
-
Receives earwax.
Inserts the SWAT.
-
Receives a piece of coal
Inserts a peridot gem
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Recieves A copy of steven universe season 1 burnt unto a VCR
Insert Sans
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Receives an overrated game of 2015 award.
Inserts a burglar.
-
Recieves stolen jewellery
Inserts a pebble
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Receives an apple
Inserts a charging cord
-
Recieves A copy of steven universe season 1 burnt unto a VCR
Insert Sans
you young whippersnappers you don't burn a VHS cassette it uses a magnetic strip, that's why it' called tape. I also doubt you could put a whole season on one tape.
Receive an Iphone.
Inserts an apple.
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Receives a worm
Inserts a Trump-Clinton presidency
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Receives and abomination.
Inserts music.
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Receives a guitar
Inserts comic
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Receives super heroes.
Inserts darkness.
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Receives me
Inserts Zaida
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Receives concentrated evil
Inserts .myself
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recive black dragon scale juice, cherris not included.
insert my self.
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Receives a Minecraft Silverfish
Inserts myself
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Receives combat boots and a dog tag.
Inserts my tail.
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Receives a dead flashlight
Inserts an old flip phone
-
Receives a payphone
Inserts Mohawk wig
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Receives native American
Inserts notice: "out of order"
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Recieves a small block of lead
Inserts a left sock
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Receives Cosmic Woofy
Inserts the seasoning nutmeg
-
Receives peppermint leaves
*inserts jasmine tea leaves*
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Receives an old Arab marveling over said calculator
Inserts a black top hat
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Recieves gentleman
Inserts cupcake
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Receives chica
Inserts pillow
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Gets a mattress.
Inserts my Imakuni? Pokémon card
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Receives the "Magikarp" pokemon card
Inserts vegetables
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*Machine door opens, boxing glove on spring jumps in Vokun's face and door closes again*
Inserts bar
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Receives barman
Inserts a staircase
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Recive a knee problem.
Insert vokun.
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Receives the Dovahzul word for shadow
Inserts an elderscroll
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Recive a meh mmo.
Insert a knife pun.
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Receives a fork in the road
Inserts a TV spin-off
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Receives a cake.
Inserts the lie.
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Receives the full truth: THE CAKE IS A HOLOGRAPH
Inserts a rift in space and time.
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Receives zero.
Inserts knowledge
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Receives hater
Inserts power
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recives a " by the power of gray skull" meme reffrence.
insert the ssence of flight.
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receives wings and jet engines.
Inserts house
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Receives a new fear of horizons
Inserts hypnagogia
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Receives Hypopompia
Inserts Dialga
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Receives Palkia
Inserts a Dragonball Z lunchbox
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Recieves ka-carrots and vegetables
Inserts sand
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Receives lightning and a guide to making glass
Inserts a Jeep
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Receives a peeJ.
Inserts opposite day.
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Receives a palindrome
Inserts an enigma wrapped in a riddle
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Receives the plot line of Five Night's at Freddy's.
Inserts a non-scary game.
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Receives the latest FNAF
Inserts scrap metal
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Receives mice
Inserts lightning
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recive thunder.
insert cat burguler.
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Receives guard dog
Inserts this realm
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Receives guard dog
Inserts this realm
Get's alternate reality.
Inserts $50.
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get a note saying that you made a poor financial decision.
I insert a bus
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get a note saying that you made a poor financial decision.
I insert a bus
You got a Volkswagen Beetle. (If I have an imaginitve infinite amount of money it's not a poor decisions :P)
inserts monster truck tire.
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You get run over.
Inserts Dr. Klein.
(Cookie to the one who gets the reference. DO NOT SPOIL IT, ALEX!)
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Receives Mr. Groot
Inserts evil
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Receives dry sand
Inserts truth
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REJECTED!
And a beautiful lie.
Insert Antwerp
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Recieves a lollipop, propeller hat, and burp
Inserts corrupted ideals
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Recieve a bag of cash.
Insert the North Sea
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Recieve a bag of cash.
Insert the North Sea
Receive Mediterranean Sea.
inserts a rubber dingy
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Get a bottle
Insert 5 ethanol
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Receives natural gasses.
Inserts the Sun.
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Receives sriracha hot sauce.
Inserts a poster.
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Receives flyer
Inserts the art of boredom
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Recieve a noose
Insert Uranium 238
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Receives the great hadron collider.
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YOU GET NOTHING!
I insert toilet paper
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But that was what I inserted.
Receives s***
Inserts my immaturity.
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You recieve a destroyed childhood, that should get rid of it.
I insert my dignity
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Receives freedom from conformity
Inserts a bus stop
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Get New Zealand
Insert a reality destroying paradox
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Receives another crappy time traveling show.
Inserts vague reference.
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Recieve angry Whovians.
Insert furries
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Receives a Brony war
Inserts season 1 of Friends
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Recieves the lighter side of cable.
Inserts reality tv
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Recieve thrash
Insert those damn commie furries
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The vending machine spits them out.
Even it has standards.
Inserts cozy bed.
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Get a cold shower...the machine works in mysterious ways
Insert the invisible hand
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Gets something invisible. Can't tell what it is.
Inserts a Bricket plushie.
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Get uncensored capitalism and an invitation to the Bricket-Fanclub.
Insert myself
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Recieves many, many furs who love bricket.
Inserts a very tired and full creature.
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Receives gas
Inserts a weather balloon
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Get a communist world.
Insert a dank meme about 'Straya
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Receives Alf Stewart's message to Rebecca Gibney
Inserts compelling beachside-drama
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Recieve a crappy reality show about Bondi Beach.
Insert dank memes
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Receives a rant from Richard Dawkins about turning his finest work into a penguin who can't talk to girls
Inserts Lalla Ward
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Get a blue police box
Insert regret
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Receives the 6th Doctor
Inserts Lego
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Recieve pain for your feet
Insert 'straya
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Receives The Man from Snowy River by Banjo Paterson
Inserts a 5-string banjo
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Receives The Man from Snowy River by Banjo Paterson
Inserts a 5-string banjo
Receives a set of archery goods a crossbow re curve bow and arrows.
Inserts stone arrowhead.
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Recieve a free copy of Bee Movie, the greatest movie of all time.
Insert degenerates
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Recieves ability to regenerate.
Inserts multiple bodily pains.
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Receives proof of life
Inserts saṃsāra
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Recieves perfume
Inserts samosa
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Receives dessert
Inserts Wikipedia
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Receives intense gunfight
Inserts beings
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Receives Heidegger's 'Dasein'
Inserts the password to Disney's Secret Vault
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Receives note: "Access denied"
Inserts creatures
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Receives meat machines
Inserts the whispers within
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Receives loud yelling
Inserts beasts
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Receives belles
Inserts a bead curtain
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Receives a barrel of radioactive spiders
Inserts the attached picture
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Receives this embedded image
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Inserts a bath full of chicken fat
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You get soap.
Insert dank memes
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Receives 5chan
Inserts a neckbeard
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Get a fedora
Insert crippling depression
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Receives a prescription for SSRIs and regular exercise
Inserts crushingly low self-esteem
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Receives a ticket to Mars in 2156
Inserts a Sarin nerve gas precursor chemical
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Gets oxygen shortage
Inserts disregard for the constitution
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Receives a Democrat and Republican bipartisan agreement on 'national security'
Inserts III%ers
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Get a 1/3 invitation to the club of 1%'ers
Insert drama
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Receives a Michael Moore documentary about furries
Inserts a furry documentary about Michael Moore
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Recieve a Furry Moore on a Michael documentary.
Insert degenerate furries
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Receives a CSI episode
Inserts Law & Order: Special Furry Unit [DUNHK DUNHK]
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Recieve a butchered score by IMDB
Insert those damn furries
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Recieves these damn furries.
Inserts a large metal object.
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Recieves a weebly wobbly ball.
Inserts unending rage.
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Receives infinite love
Inserts Aura Kingdom
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Gets... something I have no clue about.
Inserts Inferno-in-a-can.
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Recieves a burning vending machine, and a burning room by now aaaaand now it is a burning building...
Insert bad financial advice
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Gets Bankrupt.
Inserts Legion Coin, followed by an NCR $5 bill, then ten bottle caps.
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You get a synth;
Insert Windows XP installation music
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You get SCREWED.
Inserts M16 and three mags of 5.56mm Magnesium-Tungsten ammo.
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You get angry liberals who want to ban that AR-15
Insert DNC Leak mails
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Receives Donald Trump
Inserts a red basket
-
Gets a blue basket.
Inserts Tal Shiar Uniform.
-
Gets a blue basket.
Inserts Tal Shiar Uniform.
Receive an Obsidian Order Uniform.
Inserts Romulan Disruptor.
-
Receives Romulan attractor
Inserts Trackmania
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Receives Jonathan Creek
Inserts the Dirk Gently Holistic Detective Agency
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Recieve the long dark tea-time of the soul.
Insert New-Zealand
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Receives a colony of New South Wales
Inserts live organ transplants
Also, hey Bricket! Howzit? Sorry I disappeared for a week without warning XD
I do that
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(I'm doing fairly well)
Recieve a bag of cash.
Insert shitposting on /pol/
-
Receives a redditor's wife meme
Inserts Candy Crush
-
Recieve candy crush, please don't insert thrash in the vending machine.
Insert Emu war (yes I know about that war)
-
Lol, receives the Uncyclopedia article on the Great Emu War
Inserts Encyclopedia Dramatica
-
Recieves Wikipedia
Insert bad Australian accents
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Receives the love child of Crocodile Dundee and Steve Irwin.
Inserts Latvian liverwurst
-
Recieves a note. "The Machine is currently out of order, please wait while somebody fixes me."
Inserts a repair kit.
-
Receives a certificate of okayness
Inserts a hashtag
-
Get a number
Insert India
-
Receives the East India Company
Inserts Sri Lanka
-
Receive Ghetto India
Insert Glorious Europe
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Receives Dresden before it was bombed.
Inserts Ibiza.
-
Receives the nasty things that come along with too much partying and too much alcohol.
Inserts wishlist
-
Receives normal sphere
Inserts fixer-uppers
-
Receives a splinter
Inserts a new computer
-
recive premission to overclock.
insert urge to stab a brother.
-
Receives a foam knife
Inserts a dummy grenade
-
Recieve a dummy explosion
Insert /b/
-
Receives killer bees stinging you repeatedly
Inserts a light bulb
-
Recieve a lawsuit from the Edison Company
Insert therians
-
*I pop out* Hi!
Inserts a suit
-
Get an even more classy suit
Insert the Farage
-
Receives a sense of independence
Inserts a jelly baby
-
recive the legendry rainbow scarf of the best doctor of them all (fun fact: iit wasent suppous to be that long, the prop artist was accidently given too much wool, not even joking)
insert the need for a internatinal longcoat day.
-
Receives a trench war
Inserts all the Douglas Adams scripts
-
recives a giant 42 made of smaller 42s and a lost lauggue with good olive oil.
insert life universe and everything else.
-
recieve 42
Insert a paradoxal question
-
Recieves controversial answer
Inserts apathy
-
Recieves controversial answer
Inserts apathy
receive a book on Telepathy.
inserts Zombie brain.
-
Receives vampire blood.
Inserts internet cloud
once the entire respiratory of human knowledge, now almost entirely cat photo's and loneliness.
-
Gets a malfunction.
Inserts Hammer.
-
*receives a sickle.*
*Inserts a sword*
-
Recieves the medieval times.
Inserts a dragon
-
Gets burned.
Inserts Apache gunship.
-
Get Dr Pepper.
Insert degeneracy
-
Gets regeneration.
Inserts store-brand cola.
-
Get Pepsi.
Insert refugees
-
gets a invite to a refugee camp.
-inserts AGM-14 Hellfire missile rack-
-
Gets missile strike on refugeecamp
Insert zootopia memes for foreign refugees
-
Gets smacked.
Inserts Russian MI-24 Hind.
-
Get's an awesome airbattle;
Insert FN Minimi
-
Gets something I have no clue about.
Inserts Toral, son of Duras.
-
Receives ears
Inserts dilithium crystals
-
Gets a Warp Core.
Inserts Romulan Warbird.
-
Recieve prisoners ready to use as target practice
Insert The Challenger
-
You get challenged.
Inserts changeling.
-
Receives bounty hunter chase scene
Inserts Q
-
Gets a sentient, godlike entity who speaks his mind with the softness of a hammer.
Inserts Disruptor Auto Rifle.
-
Receives the prime directive
Inserts a 45" single of Star Trekin' by The Firm
-
Receives Dc-15A
Inserts Phase-1 Clone trooper helmet.
-
Gets a Stormtrooper helmet.
Inserts E-11 Stormtrooper Blaster Carbine.
-
Gets a Stormtrooper helmet.
Inserts E-11 Stormtrooper Blaster Carbine.
Receives a Storm Rifle.
*Inserts Type-25 DER (http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Type-25_Directed_Energy_Rifle)*
-
Gets smacked by that same weapon.
*Inserts Type-55 Advanced DER*
-
receives a pea shooter
Inserts a broken down car
-
receives a pea shooter
Inserts a broken down car
Recieves a broken down speeder (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Speeder)
Inserts scrap metal.
-
Recieve 9/11 steel.
Insert The Young Turks
-
Recieves war with end.
Inserts new furries.
-
Gets old furries.
Inserts Lightsaber.
-
Recieves instant hype and hate.
Inserts spleen.
-
Gets a lung.
Inserts MA5D.
-
Gets an MA5B (from halo :P)
Inserts a long and complicated acronym
-
Receives SHIELD
Inserts a franchise
-
Receives ten different movie series based around two separate universes in that franchise.
Inserts an actual shield
-
*Receives a full suit of Armor... minus the shield*
*Inserts the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch*
-
Receives a copy of Worms Armageddon on steam
Inserts a banana bomb
-
Gets and orange bomb.
Inserts a bullet.
-
*receives that same bullet... to the face*
*Inserts Arachnophobia*
-
Recieve 'Straya
Insert GOP
-
*Receives a downward spiral...*
*Inserts Democrat party*
-
Recieve pile of thrash
Insert SJW's
-
Gets a mutant spider.
Inserts Transphasic Torpedo.
-
*vending machine keels over and dies*
*Inserts the skewed poll results of the liberal media*
-
Recieve 24 coverage done by CNN untill the next skewed poll
Insert poory managed flight plans done by Malaysia Airlines
-
Receives media nightmare
Inserts cookie dough
-
*Recives a slip of paper that says "yum"*
*Inserts all the people who think the IRA are religious terrorists of the Catholic faith*
-
Recieve Belfast Walls
Insert Amtrak
-
Receives the "I like trains" kid.
Insert candidate centered campaigns
-
Recieve propaganda.
Insert Mainlanders
-
Receives inlanders.
Inserts a hairpiece.
-
Receives a Victorian-era bird cage. Complete with bird and hair wrapping.
Inserts a bird
-
Recieve a bird so adapted to the Australian wasteland it will kill you.
Insert Europe
-
Receives a letter from the UK requesting to leave the EU
Inserts a box of teabags
-
Recieve invading brits.
Insert Liberals
-
Receives a big rainbow flag with an offensive remark about "the liberals"
Inserts coffee
-
Receives a big rainbow flag with an offensive remark about "the liberals"
Inserts coffee
receives 12 bottles of Dihydrogen Monoxide
inserts cup of pop.
-
Receives gas
Inserts This sweet looking text colour!
And a fresh egg
-
Receives Super Saiyan
Inserts a musical/horror/romcom
-
Receives Super Saiyan
Inserts a musical/horror/romcom
Receives Encyclopedia Dramatica: An encyclopedia on drama.
Inserts HDDDVDVD
-
Recieves the latest greatest piece of tech
A toaster that plays DVDs.
Inserts fox with a braid.
-
Receives tickets to a con
Inserts the precursor chemicals for Mustard gas
-
Recieves ketchup gas
Inserts a rainbow.
-
Receives a cookie
Inserts a full bag of trash
-
Recieves a family of four
Inserts lasagna.
-
Recieves the entirety of the polar ice caps.
At your front door.
Inserts loud noises.
-
Recieves the entirety of the polar ice caps.
At your front door.
Inserts loud noises.
Recieves a pykrete glaicer to stop the sounds.
inserts pykrete.
-
Receives a large slab of asphalt.
Inserts an edgeless safety cube
-
Recieve a labcoat
Insert crappy RP's
-
Receive Ifunny...
Insert bulls***
-
Receives a global tomato fight.
Inserts a banana.
-
recive a ticking version of the banana.
insert said banana.
-
Gets an apple.
Inserts Katana.
-
You got: lazy ninja
Inserts ramen
-
Receives a cup of soup
-
Recieve the EU
Insert Globalism
-
Receives a new planet
Inserts a ball
-
Recieve Italian IT-crowd (I should stop making fun of the Italians or I might get in trouble :P )
Insert Beautiful and Great Belgium
-
Receives Soviet Russia.
Inserts a mug of tea
-
Receives a planter pot with a tea bush in it.
Inserts Pokeball.
-
Receives an empty shell
Inserts a phone charger
-
Recieves a mechanical
Inserts hedgehog
-
Receives a spike ball
Inserts a spike ball
-
receives axe
Inserts miniature sun
Ooh, it's so bright, but is it rising or setting?
-
Receives a 3-month late response in the form of a purple-painted turtle.
Inserts a pair of socks
-
Recieves sock gnomes
-
Receives <Insert object here> note.
Inserts a trigger warning.
-
Gets triggered.
Inserts Moon Moon.
-
Receives a sailor moon figurine.
Inserts a katana
-
Gets a Samurai.
Inserts rage-in-a-jar.
-
Recieves an apocalyptic rage virus
Inserts old movie reference.
-
Receives an old movie.
Inserts a broken camera
-
Recieves vinyl disc
Inserts grammaphone
-
Recieves vinyl disc
Inserts grammaphone
recieves Old style telephone (http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MzAwWDMwMA==/z/krcAAOSwR0JUNg6S/$_35.JPG?set_id=2)
inserts a Quater
-
Receives a half.
Inserts Australian money.
-
Gets money that bites
Puts in an accent.
-
*Vending machine screams in Russian*
Inserts a collar
-
Gets a leash.
Inserts a fish.
-
Get a fishstick
Insert illegal immigrants
-
Gets arrested.
Inserts Hobus Supernova.
(Look that up in google if you don't know what it is.)
-
Recieve a perfect day at the beach.
Insert Romulan_Furry quotes done by Bricket
-
Recieves an arrest
Inserts plagiarism
-
Receive 17 1/2 hours of sleep.
Insert Puns
-
Recieve a broken pencil.
Insert European Therians
-
Receives European animals.
Inserts a koala
-
Recieves a fancy new Asian dish....
Inserts money
-
Receives debt.
Inserts an empty cereal bowl
-
Gets a bowl of cereal. No milk.
Inserts M6D Pistol.
-
Recieves assorted bullets.
Inserts fudge
-
Receives a chocolate cake, with no chocolate.
Inserts a box of lollies
-
Gets a box of candy.
Inserts contradiction.
-
Receives contraction.
Inserts Vowel.
-
Gets a non-vowel.
Inserts Towel.
-
Receives a towel rack.
Inserts a broken air conditioner
-
Gets a fixed AC.
Inserts Portable Autocannon.
-
Receives a tank.
Inserts supermarket catalogues
-
Receives Walmart.
Inserts Increasing Militancy.
-
Receives lost footage from world war 2.
Inserts a mirror
-
Receives a cardboard cutout of herself.
inserts cardboard.
-
Receives a tablet that only shows a 4K image of herself.
Inserts a TV remote
-
Receives a broken RC car
Inserts a scrap of leather
(Good to see you again Mara)
-
Receives a notice to stop destroying couches.
Inserts uncontrollable shivering.
-
Receives a notice to stop destroying couches.
0:) Didn't even cross my mind XD
Receives a guy who specializes in selling deep freezers to the Eskimo
Inserts a fake fur coat
-
Receives a real fur coat.
Inserts barbecue sauce
-
Receives a live pig smothered in barbecue sauce
Inserts a boring college textbook
-
Receives an exciting textbook.
Inserts an iPhone 7
-
Receives a United States Federal Bureau of Investigation lawsuit
Inserts a blank sheet of paper
-
Receives a blank whiteboard.
Inserts that lawsuit from earlier
-
Receives 17 years of legal bills
Inserts a dead spider
-
Receives a dead puppy.
Inserts a newspaper
-
Receives an Ereader
Inserts a glove
-
Vending machine puts the glove on.
It fits like a glove.
Inserts an old boot
-
Receives a chewed up shoe and me looking innocent
Insert a napkin
-
Receives a sausage in bread.
Inserts a pair of headphones
-
Receives earplugs
Inserts so many[/size] coincidences they're no longer a coincidence!
-
Gets a current-model jetski.
Inserts Darth Plagueis.
-
recive a plegue the infects with darkness.
insert math.
-
Receives link to Wolfram Alpha.
Inserts Google.
-
Revives the new furry browser, fifurfox
Inserts the alphabet
-
Recieves a new language.
Inserts hate
-
Receives perfume
Inserts beer
-
Recieves a good time.
Inserts aftereffects
-
Gets a hangover.
Inserts Russia.
-
Receives a long and unnecessary string of political jokes.
Inserts a big, fluffy blanket.
-
Gets a bed.
Inserts Thalmor Agent.
-
Receives a SHIELD agent.
Inserts a rod of Gallium
-
Recieves something more powerful.
Inserts candle.
-
Gets a Torch.
Inserts Disruptor Rifle.
-
Recieves gravity hammer.
Inserts puppy.
-
Get's steaks.
INSERTS 'MYSELF' IN ALL CAPS.
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Receives a pair of paw cuffs that quickly tighten on you
Inserts a collar
-
Recieves half a dog.
Inserts teeth
-
Receives a plastic skull.
Inserts the other half of the previously mentioned dog.
-
Gets animal cruelty charges.
Inserts betrayal.
-
Receives corruption.
Inserts a diamond
-
Gets a Creeper.
Inserts pain from aforementioned betrayal.
-
Receives an apologetic letter.
Inserts this thread.
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Receives Hillary Trump
Inserts a bowl
-
Receives a plate
Inserts a dishwasher
-
Gets a Restaurant.
Inserts anger spawned from aforementioned pain.
-
Gets a Restaurant.
Inserts anger spawned from aforementioned pain.
Receives Russian KV-2 Tank
-
Gets nothing, seeing as you never inserted anything to begin with.
Inserts Project Nova.
-
Receives video footage of a supernova.
Inserts a big canister of CO2
-
Receives a small bottle of N2
Inserts the alphabet
-
Receives the complete list of combinations of letters.
Inserts a very large number
-
Gets a very small number.
Inserts militant tendencies.
-
Gets a cardboard cutout of Kim Jong Un dressed as Hulk Hogan.
Inserts a bucket.
-
Gets splashed by water.
Inserts Minecraft.
-
Gets a shameless ripoff.
Inserts Sans.
-
Has a bad time.
Inserts a cardboard cutout of Undyne in a fish costume
-
Get's Alphys' fever dreams.
Inserts Papyrus
-
Gets exceedingly salty pasta.
Inserts a block of Parmesan cheese.
-
Receives a chopped up cow
Inserts Blackhawk Down
-
Receives Fayam, taped to the floor.
Inserts energy drinks
-
Gets to pull an all-nighter, then crashes at lunchtime the next day.
Inserts Polaron Torpedo.
-
Receives Fayam, taped to the floor.
XD Brilliant Mara!
Receives a cup of soup
Inserts a paycheck
-
Receives a Russian T-72 tank... with flower paint
Inserts a RPG-3
-
recive stomech ache.
insert 4th wall pieces.
-
Receives 4th of July party
Inserts Trump's plan for a wall
-
Gets arrested for stealing government plans.
Inserts Trump's hair.
-
Gets arrested for stealing government plans.
Aha! A Trump supporter!
Receives Bernie Sanders' bird from that rally
Inserts Ted Cruz
-
Receives a wolf TF story
Inserts a human who can turn into animals
-
Receives animorphs.
(notsorry)
Inserts LEGS AND GLAMOUR
-
Receives animorphs.
I was only able to get my paws on one of those books when I was younger. Loved it
Receives Oreos
Inserts Housepets web comic
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Receives a truck full of severed baby hands and a very proud llama
Inserts a hat
-
Receives me looking like I lost something
Inserts a blank piece of paper
-
Gets a clock.
Inserts can of Cola.
-
Receives a fact "The original recipe for Coco Cola included cocaine" (That's a true fact BTW)
Inserts a gallon of gas
-
Gets exorbitant gas prices.
Inserts Mandalorian Keldabe-class Battleship.
-
Gets Battleship - the game.
Inserts a litre of off milk.
-
Gets Cottage Cheese.
Inserts DBZ Abridged Series.
-
Receives a bridge covered in DBZ fanart
Inserts Forza horizon 3 Demo
-
Gets the Full Game.
Inserts Piracy.
-
Receives a cease and desist letter from every company in the world
Inserts an empty wallet
-
Receive wallet with wormhole to the 4th dimension
Insert hated product people claim they won't buy
-
Receives politicians
Inserts the user below me
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Receives a gigantic Military wolf
Inserts Michen
-
Receives a flower
Inserts Firox
-
Receives a sentient orange hairball
Inserts Mara
-
Receives Ibi
Inserts Bricket
-
Receives a Belgian flag.
Inserts a pair of slippers.
-
Gets a pair of shoes.
Inserts Intimidation.
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Receives a wind up robot waving a flag that says "be very afraid"
Inserts a snowman
-
Gets a snowball.
Inserts salt.
-
Receives pepper
Inserts the 4th dimension
-
Receives a String Theory essay.
Inserts a can of Pepsi
-
Receives a Fanta
Inserts Celebration Bus
Zoom zoom, where does it go? Only the bus driver knows.
-
Receives a GPS tracker, so everyone knows its location.
Inserts $200
-
Receives note: "Thank you for supporting TFF!"
Inserts wooden bicycle
Goes from 0 to kindling in 60 seconds or less!
-
Receive a slightly more alive beat
Inserts a wormhole
-
Recieves giant space worm
Inserts bucket of fish
-
Gets Fish Oil.
Inserts Fel Magic.
-
Receives elvish alchemy.
Inserts a fat dog
-
Gets a fat cat.
Inserts Nintendo game.
-
Receives an angry fat italian plumber
Inserts a dictionary
-
Gets the definition of djent
Inserts a desk
-
Receives a legless chair
Inserts Terry Crews
-
Gets a Googling of Terry Crews
Inserts an awkward laugh
-
Recieves a nerd.
Inserts a stale meme.
-
Receives a dead horse
Inserts an edgy 15 year old
-
Receives Reaper from Overwatch
Inserts a robo-gorilla
-
Receives stale harambe meme
Inserts the boogieman
-
Gets a flashlight.
Re-Inserts the harambe meme
-
Receives a bunch of whiny protesters
Inserts a tooth
-
Gets the rest of the mouth
Inserts a half-eaten hamburger.
-
Receives miniature cow. Hm.
Puts in an Apple phone.
-
Receives a worm
Inserts a basket
-
Gets a quilt.
Inserts The Child (Underpants reference)
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Receives a pile of dust. (Love the typos, but I'm pretty sure I know what you were trying to say XD)
Inserts the pile of dust.
-
Receives a bowl
Inserts depression
-
Gets oppression.
Inserts Type-3 Disruptor, then a Trilithium Solar Probe, then a renegade Klingon Bird-of-Prey, and finally, a mad scientist.
(Cookie to whoever gets the reference. I feel like I just gave that one away.)
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Gets oppression.
Inserts Type-3 Disruptor, then a Trilithium Solar Probe, then a renegade Klingon Bird-of-Prey, and finally, a mad scientist.
(Cookie to whoever gets the reference. I feel like I just gave that one away.)
Revives a full scene of star trek action figures, Captain Kirk,Captain Piccard, and a scene of the destroyed Enterprise-D
-
Receives error 666 "Nothing inserted"
Inserts a pen
-
Gets a Pencil.
Inserts Toral, son of Duras.
-
Receives a dead Romulan
Inserts a grammar Nazi
-
recieves corectly speling
Insert FurAffinity.
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Receives DarCon, a convention for the "other" side of the fandom
Inserts a shirt
-
Gets pants.
Inserts Romulan Admiral Sela.
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Receives a Klingon Admiral Buya
Inserts a dropped H
-
Receives the book in which it is missing
Inserts clone factory
The key to cloning is duplicating the human spirit, which is injected forcefully moments before shipping.
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Receives the single 'I Think I'm A Clone Now' by Weird Al
Inserts a CD storage tower
-
Receives a CD stack
Inserts old radio
plays the easy music you crave.
-
Receives the middle of the road.
Inserts an animated summary of the 70's.
-
Receives a cartoon of the 80's.
Inserts the very first dollar bill
-
Receives the first chocolate bar
Inserts a trombone
-
Receives trumpet
Inserts a cow pretending to be a man
-
Receives cow blood covered skateboard.
Inserts BeefCakes
-
Receives a cow with the word "LIE" written on it using electrical tape.
Inserts a pair of headphones
-
Receives 2 tickets to a rock concert
Inserts a plastic knife
-
Gets tazered.
Inserts XREP Tazer 12 Gauge shell.
-
Receives Dragons Breath 12 Gauge shell
Inserts a donut
-
Receives an over-priced hole
Inserts a cupcake
-
Receives a SkruDryvahTM (which breaks immediately)
Inserts a plane ticket
-
Receives Sailor Moon.
Inserts an empty bottle.
-
Recieves Prince Rudolph Zepplin III (http://zoids.wikia.com/wiki/Rudolph_Zeppelin_III)
Inserts Sheild Liger (http://zoids.wikia.com/wiki/Shield_Liger)
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Receives catnip (sad/interesting fact about me IRL? I watched a little of that show when I was young, but for some reason my parents banned it. I never knew why.)
Inserts stupid parents
-
Recieve a lot of restrictions.
Insert Ronald Reagan
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[Reaction has been deleted]
Insert Europe
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Receives Game of Thrones film locations.
Inserts a vegetarian lasagna.
-
Recieve a disgrace
Insert vegan gluten free brownies
-
Receives beigies
Inserts a snowclone
-
Gets a Stormtrooper from the 501st legion wearing his arctic combat gear.
Inserts E-11 Blaster rifle (though, given it's size, it seems more a carbine to me).
-
Receives the Sterling L2A3 mk 4
Inserts A Dictator's Guide to Theatrical Facial Hair
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Receives Miss Nancy's guide to stylish living.
Inserts Gravity Boy Action Toy
His attraction is undeniable.
-
Receives a regular boy figurine dropped from a great height.
Inserts a beachload of sand.
-
Receives oceanload of water
Inserts viking doll
Breaks hearts... and champange glasses.
-
Receives Erik the Plastic collector card
Inserts a towel
-
Receives a honey trap
Inserts Oprah
-
Receives yellow ice
Inserts fashionable sunglasses
For the fashionista in the prowl!
-
Receives 0.
Inserts spontaneous combustion doll
Never look directly into her eyes.
-
Receives a free casting of fireball right in the chest.
Put in stuffed eevee.
-
Receives stuffed cacnea. Now with real thorns!
Inserts Super Juicer 5000
Juice any household item into a yummy snack!
-
Receives Super Juice
Inserts an icecube tray
-
Receives shattered teacup
Inserts Drill Chain Thrower
For best results point away from face and tender areas.
-
Receives a medical bill for facial lacerations.
Inserts vinyl collection of disco hits from 1977.
-
Receives crappy vynils with only the worst songs from before 1900.
Inserts space heater
Now made of 70% dryer wood!
-
Receives pumpkin with freaky face
Inserts ordinary brick
With enough of these you can build a city!
-
receives plastic Duplo Brick.
inserts Soviet Russian Flag.
-
Gets a... vending machine?
Inserts a soda.
-
Receives 20 dollarcents.
Inserts teeth 'n' corn breakfast flakes
Finally, the flavors of corn and teeth in one amazing cereal!
-
Gets a trip to the dentist.
Inserts Azeroth.
-
Gets a trip to the dentist.
Inserts Azeroth.
Receives two Worgens and a Pandarian.
Inserts This Topic.
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Gets a Vending Machine to replace the one you destroyed.
Inserts an overpriced electronic device.
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Receives Princess Arcnon's power staff. (think Stargate)
inserts Protoss Stargate.
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Gets invaded.
Inserts Torment-in-a-jar.
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Receives a bag of vomit
Inserts blood
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Receives water
Inserts low self-esteem action doll
Found teetering away in every bar corner and sorority party.
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Recieves nothing; vending machine breaks down in tears.
Inserts a bottle of expired sunscreen.
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Receives UV overdose
Inserts oil painting
more colorful and vibrant than the real person!
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Received a bad quality photo.
Inserts a 4K TV
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Receives crappy old CRT TV of the sixties
Inserts someone else's credit card
Let's go shopping!
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Gets arrested for Credit Card Fraud. And theft.
Inserts Grand Theft Auto.
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Gets arrested for Credit Card Fraud. And theft.
Inserts Grand Theft Auto.
Recives a super decked out car that explodes when you get in it.
inserts drink.
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Receives food.
Inserts pizza toppings.
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Recieves cheese-stuffed pizza crust.
Inserts popcorn.
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Gets corn on the cob
Inserts a creepypasta.
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Gets ghost shaped macaroni and cheese.
Inserts the entire state of Alaska.
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Gets an error not recognizing what Alaska is.
Inserts a dog.
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Gets a tennis ball to fetch.
Inserts a bicycle wheel.
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Gets the rest of a bike but not the wheel back
Inserts a key
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Gets a treasure chest with more keys inside.
Inserts a bagel.
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Receives a donut.
Inserts a churro
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Receives a cup of cinnamon sugar.
Inserts coffee beans.
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Receive an all-nighter.
Insert an actually good pun.
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Receives the beginning of a groan, then a thoughtful "huh."
Inserts a hairbrush.
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receives nail clipper
Inserts someone else's family photo
The longer you look at it, the more familiar they look.
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Receives a hit contract on said family
Inserts my new profile picture
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Receives the Do The Flop Guy
Inserts 4H-, 2H- HB-, 2B- and 4B-pencil
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Receives black, red, green and blue pen
Inserts railroad X-ing
Ding ding ding! The line's been closed for years, but nothing's passing by.
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Receives train to the face.
Inserts LED-light.
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Recieves a TV screen.
Inserts a hyena.
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Receives the Joker
Inserts a pizza
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Receives lasagne
Inserts freezing rain cloud
for that clammy under the weather feeling.
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Recieves freezing rain, surprisingly enough.
Inserts Mary Love
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Receives black wool socks
Inserts a lit stick of dynamite
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Receives a thrown flask of Nitro glycerin.
Inserts Van Halen.
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Recieves Eddy Murphy
Inserts criminal minds
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Receives an invitation to Congress
Inserts sand
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Receives Dust
Inserts intelligent life
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Recieves a flying saucer.
Inserts maple syrup.
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Receives sticky goo.
Inserts musical tones
With enough of these, you could write a symphony!
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Receive an instrument... like a mutation of all instruments.
Inserts my tiny horns.
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Receives nails so small you need an electron microscope.
Inserts Pixel Pack
More pixels is more fun!
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Receives adam sandler
Inserts the flash
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Receives and off-brand energy drink. Hm.
Inserts slinky.
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Recieves a conveyor belt
Inserts gorilla glue
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Receives a bundle of messy springs.
Inserts the Storm.
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Receives blue skies and sunny weather
Inserts Bubble Hug
Embrace your dishes with a warm, soapy hug!
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Recieves trixie (i dont know why but that seems like a trixsie thing) XD
Inserts an event horizon
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Receives the curve of Earth.
Inserts Little Inferno Poster
Limited edition Little Inferno poster. May lose value when burned.
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Receive a pizza chain
Inserts blueray
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Receives VHR.
Inserts Oil Barge
Researches show oil spills help baby animals float.
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Receives a huge complaint from PIDA
Insets a box of memes.
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Receives common photo
Inserts Wandering Eye
Makes your crappy photos look like old timey crappy photos.
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Receives cyclops
Inserts oldtimer
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Receives a speech "back in my day.....
Inserts JHON CENA
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Receives some other famous dude
Inserts Blankity Bank
Giving out the pretended loans since the '80's.
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Receives a small loan of a million dollars
Inserts a leprechaun.
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Receives pot of gold
Inserts Toy Leperchaun
He's luckier than he looks.
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Receives toy kettle of silver
Inserts holy hand grenade
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Receives a killer rabbit WITH SHARP POINTY TEETH
Inserts Seal the singer.
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Receives a VERY pissed off US Navy SEAL Team 6 operator
Inserts a canoe
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Receives a bunch of annoying bait stealing seagulls...
Inserts Sir Carlson The First (the name of my plant)
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Receives weed killer (Sorry, I'm evil)
Inserts the Internet
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Recieves a Cup o' memes
Inserts a Pumpkin
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Receives Halloween
Inserts the picture below
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Receives dust
Inserts Lord of the Rings
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Gets the Hobbit.
Inserts the classic RTS Total Annihilation.
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Recieves Age of Empires.
inserts Union Tactical defense hawk (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e1/G-Nome.jpg)
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Recieves Elementsl pulse armor
Inserts another vending machine...
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Recieves a printed out copy of this thread.
Inserts cheeto dust.
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Receives a cheese-covered cheetah.
Inserts some cabbage.
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receives a platter of steaks
inserts Faux pelt.
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receives a robot fox
inserts a A39 Tortoise
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Receives Mine Turtle
Inserts party balloons
[size=8px\]Lifting the spirits of children all over the world.[/size]
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Receives weird high-pitched voice caused by helium
Inserts one clapping hand
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Receives amputee without hands
Inserts feelings bear plushie
Always ready for a hug.
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Receives a hug from me >:3
Inserts Mary's wool
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Receives rocks
Inserts old bear trap
Looks great on the floor of your huntin' lodge.
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Receives an angry polar bear
Inserts butterfly
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Receives Mothra
Inserts a ball of floof
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Receives a Molotov Cocktail
Inserts a dummy grenade
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Recives a novelty jar of jelly beans
inserts crudely draw fanfics
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Receives a fan base filled with annoying twelve year olds.
Inserts my PS4 controller.
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Receives a refund for your Xbox one controller.
Inserts the song. "What is love?"
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Receives a pickle
Inserts a fox
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Receives a Foxy Plush.
Inserts a quarter.
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Receives a conspiracy theory
Inserts gold
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Receives really high taxes.
Inserts a $1.56
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Receives $6.66
Inserts a police officer
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Recieves stupid and violent protesters.
Inserts my heart.
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Receives dead anti police protesters
Inserts Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton
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Receives heated debate (read: two people who try to blackmail each other as much as possible in an attempt to win voters for their side during the elections)
Inserts 2.99999999
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Receives 3
Inserts a hug
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Received a snug!
Inserts a snug bug in a rug
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Receives a pig in a blanket.
Inserts a snow angel
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Receives pile of ash
Inserts South Pole
It was already there before it was cool.
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Receives penguin
Inserts Christianity
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Receives Islam
Inserts word pack
String a bunch of random words together to write poetry just like the pros!
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Receives Deepak Chopra
Inserts free gluten
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Receives glutenfree meal
Inserts antiki torch
Be careful not to place it too close to your thatched hut.
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Receives a tiki head paperweight
Inserts a licorice horse
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Receives cheese albatros sculpture
Inserts Mini Pluto
Buy it now before it becomes a planet again! Cheap!
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^Lol
Receives tiny Disney figurine
Inserts a Wilhelm scream
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Receives the Mona Lisa
Inserts Handheld Fireplace
It's like a game, within a game, within a game...
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Received ashes... but what?
Inserts my Anxiety.
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Receives extreme worry and panic
Puts in a tub of icecream
-
Receives ice age.
Inserts smoke machine
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You receive an omelet.
*inserts coffee*
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Receives tea
Inserts Phoenix egg
Makes great omelettes!
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Receives birdbrain Fayam, covered in flames
Inserts modern art
-
Receives ugly paintings
Inserts Fragile China
Adds dramatic flair to any dinner party or heated discussion.
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Receives wedding gifts
Inserts a black hole
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Recieve physics.
Insert Idealism.
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Receives religion
Insert NAM
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Receives Ride of the Valkyries
Inserts the smell of napalm in the morning
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Receives Ride of the Valkyries
Inserts the smell of napalm in the morning
Receives a burning city in the morning.
inserts " "
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Receives everything...
Inserts one dollar.
-
Receives unlucky dime.
Inserts Pyranosaurus plushie
Often feasted upon the delicious steakosaurus, well done.
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Receives a hug from a monster made out of fire
Inserts kangaroo milk
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Recieve crazy animal rights groups
Insert crazy animal rights groups
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Receives relentless hunters
Inserts exterminator
Protects your crops with all-natural pesticides, like napalm!
-
Receives a safe environment
Insert a kid who tries to set your leg on fire on the bus(... Literally just happened to me ...)
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Receives pyromaniac
Inserts crushing defeat
-
Receives 1000lbs. weight.
Inserts freeze bomb
Turns any summer in a white winter wonderland!
-
Receives the best invention known to man
Insert the Gallipoli campaign of World War 1
-
Receives Blitzkrieg
Inserts corn on the cob
Made with all-natural, extra glucose-fructose syrup! Also doubles as car fuel.
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Receives candy corn.
Inserts Overwatch.
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Recieves lots and lots of porn :|
Inserts Arma 3
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Recives SJWs
Inserts a collar
-
Receives leash
Inserts Mini Moon
Made of ge-nui-ne space rocks!
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Receives Flaming Globe
It's not really on fire, it's all in your head.
Inserts Neko
-
Receives random dude
Inserts Mighty Moustache
Ain't nothing better than a fine looking 'stache.
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Receives very itchy beard
Inserts dinner table
-
Receives a waitress
Inserts an empty pizza box
-
Receives empty burger box
Inserts toy zombie
You can't make a game without one these days.
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Receives Plants vs Zombies song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlDQ)
Inserts not-so-spooky Halloween mask
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Receives really spooky santa hat
Inserts Tetrominos
They've been falling as long as anyone can remember.
-
Gets Tetris'd.
Inserts radiation suit
-
Receives 1 kilo block of uranium
Inserts light bulbs
Causes more puncture wounds than the leading brand!
-
Receives Thomas Edison's evil twin
Inserts a white flag
-
You receive a glomp hug.
Inserts a bottle of water.
-
Receives an ammo can with authentic Middle Eastern sand
Inserts a pill bottle
-
Receives the world's biggest medicine pill
Inserts wolf cub
-
Receives Air Wolf
-
Receives
Inserts Internet Explorer
-
Receives Google Chrome
Inserts "The terrible secret"
The smoldering first book of an terrible trilogy!
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Receives freaked out foods
Inserts wool trousers
-
Receives cotton cap
Inserts marshmallows
Made of sweet clouds, winners of the Kentucky Derby.
-
Receives this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQE6EIODsAM)
Inserts mini monster
-
Receives smallest monster EVER.
Inserts coffee
It's coffee time!
-
Receives tea
Inserts paperwork
-
Receives boring job
Inserts old lady doll
Perhaps she'll die.
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Receives pocket lint and hardcandy
Inserts a plum
-
Receives Globox (cookie if you get why)
Inserts disco ball
-
Receives mirror
Inserts gentleman adventurer doll
On an adventure to find the best looking suit in the world! A little puzzling, no?
-
Receives a pair of oxfords
Inserts antacid
-
Receives a bottle of king cobra venom
Inserts casual game
If only winning was this easy in real life. You're doing great!
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Receives a faster day
Inserts the number 2
-
Receives a square
Inserts pastel colours
-
Receives a lighthearted smile
Inserts Bob Marley
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Receives completely unfamous random dude.
Inserts goo ball pack
These balls seem to remember a whole other world! A world of goo... But that was a looong time ago.
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Receives Yoshi egg pack
Inserts chickenless head
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Receives turkeyless head.
Inserts tiny galaxies
The fate of their worlds is in your hands.
-
Receives tiny stars
Inserts a blade of grass
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Receives Razor Leaf TM.
Inserts email
Tomorrow's form of communication, today!
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Receives the world's smallest letter.
There's something written, but you need a microscope to see it.
Inserts a half full glass.
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Receives a crowd of pessimists to offset the balance
Inserts puppy dog eyes
-
Receives bloodshot eyes
Inserts creation science
Nonbelievers were pushed to the edge of the world.
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Receives awkward glances from the Flat Earth Society.
Inserts the Muppets.
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Receives the Sesame Street costumes+Puppets.
Inserts complaints about Melbourne.
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Receives a letter talking about affirmative action and it's benefits. No progress was made
Inserts a long, well thought out text message
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Receives the reply "k"
Inserts 3 AAA batteries
-
Receives a working Tickle Me Elmo
Inserts the key to the vending machine
-
Vending machine dispenses itself
Inserts 3 years worth of shedding fur
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Receives a decorative rug
Inserts all the pickled peppers Peter Piper picked
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Receives collateral vinegar.
Inserts the collected writings of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Receives Usain Bolt autobiography.
Inserts book of darkness
Brought a plague upon all that've owned it. On sale today!
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Receives struggling eyes and eventual glasses
Inserts tapioca
-
You get chocolate pudding
I insert a spoon
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Receives the Matrix trilogy on VHS
Inserts a box of popcorn
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Receives a refund for the outrageous price you bought it for.
Inserts a mega mushroom.
-
Receives a living Walnut
Inserts a MasterBall
-
You get a caught missingNo.
I insert a pot plant
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Receives plastic flowers
Inserts wet hot dog
-
You get a turducken sandwich
I insert an empty pencil case
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Receives a giant block of high purity graphite
Insert a photo of someone interesting a coin into a vending machine
-
You get a lifesize doll of the person in the photo
I insert a cigarette
-
Gets lung cancer.
Inserts Raptor Egg.
-
Recivese a jet ski
Inserts a M60 Patton
-
Gets an M249 SAW.
Inserts Star Trek Armada 3.
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Gets a copy of Star Wars: Rogue One on DVD
I insert a Glock
-
Receives a Gkey
Inserts paperclip
-
You get that annoying paperclip from MS Word
I insert a washing machine token
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You get clothes, that are just a bit too damp to be comfortable to wear.
Inserts Gabe Newell
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Receives a cardboard cutout of Gabe Oldsick.
Inserts ironic weather patterns.
-
Gets back an ad for the weather channel
Inserts the entire planet
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Gets the apocalypse.
Inserts Iconian Gateway.
-
You get a stargate
I insert a cup of coffee
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Receives an engagement ring.
Inserts soap on a rope
-
*waves* hey Mara!
You get a roll of toilet paper
I insert a shoe
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Hai!
Vending machine gets clogged with odd socks.
Inserts de-clog syrup
-
You get every single missing sock.
I insert a pair of reading glasses
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Receives a pile of books.
Inserts a feather.
-
Gets a brick.
Inserts Tactical Combat Vest.
-
You get a flak jacket
I insert a 5.56mm round
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Receives a dented armour plate
Insert a m551 Sheridan
-
You get a T80 MBT
I insert Lincoln's beard
-
Receives a picture of it.
Inserts the Google phone
-
You get a Nokia 3310
I insert a TV
-
Receives Netflix.
Inserts a turkey.
-
You get a roast pork
I insert a gold chess board
-
Receives half a credit at GameStop
Inserts a bag of air
-
Receives a light gust.
Inserts beat-up glider
Ebay said it was "brand new":(
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You get a parachute
inserts a pebble
-
Gets a boulder.
Inserts MI24 Hind-D, fully loaded.
-
You receive a Scud Launcher (loaded)
I insert Mosin-Nagant M91/30
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Receives a new COD Clan
Inserts bouncy castle
-
Receives blueprints to a marshmallow castle.
Inserts a pile of cheddar cheese.
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You get a tub of sour cream
I insert a lost wallet
-
Receives a found wallet.
Inserts a firebomb.
-
A puff of smoke comes out of the machine.
I insert a block of chocolate
-
Receives a new update in minecraft
Inserts car freshener
-
Receives "wet dog" perfume
Inserts Yu-Gi-Oh fusion card
-
Receives Sun stone
Inserts (ka)boom box
Little is known about using high explosives for lauch, but lying down on a bed of C4 can't be all that bad, right?
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Receives a sticky note that reads " Explosion pending, please wait "
Inserts a mirror
-
Receives self reflection
Inserts apple juice
-
Receives flat, non-alcoholic cider
Inserts bubbles
-
Receives a book to the face courtesy of your local Hawaiian alien
Inserts spray tan
-
Receives a can of insta-sun burn
Inserts mean-looking cube-shaped dog
(http://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/d/d2/Blodog.png/250px-Blodog.png)
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Receives Super Meat Boy.
Inserts a mile of rope.
-
Receives a world record
Inserts scissors with four blades
Twice the blades, twice the cutting power!
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Receives next gen helicopter
Inserts inspirational quote
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Receives the poem "If"
Inserts Nuclear warhead
Now with reduced radiation fallout for a firework show for you and your friends to enjoy!
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Receives nuclear warmoans and a second date
Inserts ripped jeans
-
Receives muscular genes
Inserts spray-cheese
-
Receives more spray-cbeese
Inserts my mom's diabetes
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Receives Stacey's Mom
Inserts Justin Beiber
-
Receives a lot of problems from screaming fans
Inserts toy sport car
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Receives a Lamborgheenie-weenie
Inserts a mining truck
-
Receives a bucket and a rock
Inserts a piece of paper with a circle drawn on it
-
Receives Internet challenge
Inserts twitter
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Receives #followers #trolls #spam #hashtags
Inserts MySpace
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Receives Dial Up Internet
Inserts said Internet
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Receives waiting...
Inserts patience
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Receives a bratty 4 year old who drank 12 energy drinks
Inserts a key
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recieve a lock where only said key can fit into
Insert Ironic memes
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Receives moldy bread
Inserts a computer
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Receives a way to pirate movies
Inserts a calender
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Receives 1984
Inserts syllabus
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Receives declaration on timeline
Inserts Deadpool
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Receives Deathstroke
Inserts all the Evolutionary stones
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Receives Charles Darwin's Kidney Stones
Inserts a crying Putin
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Receives evil laughing Obama
Inserts Osmium
Twice the density of lead (and MANY times its price, Osmium is a popular choice among iceberg-haters.
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Receives chemist
Inserts said chemist
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Receives a giant stack of text books
Inserts water vapor
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Receives vape flavoring
Inserts gold pendant
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Receives a tuft of fur
Inserts President Elect Donald Trump
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Recivces a speech about making America great again,
Inserts the new Bash.
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Receives a taped recording of the Big Bash (20/20 cricket in Australia)
Inserts plaster.
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Recieves paint
Inserts teaspoons
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Receives sugar
Inserts a broken stick
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Receives a tree stump
Inserts neutralizer
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Receives a terminator
Inserts Super Mario Brothers 2
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Receives dusty cartridge
Inserts plastic wrap
-
Receives Aluminum Foil
Inserts a warm hug
-
Receives comfy blanket
Inserts not working clock
At least it's correct twice a day...
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Receives a block of ice
Inserts a thought
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Receives a penny
Inserts the state of Vermont
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Receives the Vermont Republic
Inserts a eraser
-
Receives sharpie
Inserts lava lamp
-
Gets a mini-volcano. (Lava. Get it?)
Inserts pain and torment.
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Receives 99.6128 whip lashes. How that's possible? Don't ask too much.
Imzurdz zubar pat zbelunk.
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Gets gibberish.
Inserts a haunting past and Jason Bourne.
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Receives positive reviews on the new movie
Inserts whatnot
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Receives tra-- No, wait. It's not trash, it's... yup. Garbage.
Inserts Pong
-
Receives ping
Inserts grappling hook
-
Gets a Spy.
Inserts Battlefield 2: Special Forces.
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Receives virtually nothing except a bunch of costly DLC
Inserts 10%
-
Receives 90%
Inserts pizza without cheese
-
Receives disappointment
Inserts a trendy vine
-
Gets a grape vine.
Inserts the Hobus Disaster (Google it if you don't know what it is).
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Gets a gold star. Good job!
Inserts a wryyy
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Receives a nice steamroller
Inserts a motherboard
-
Receives childsupportboard
Inserts the obituary
-
Gets a newspaper without it.
Inserts the origin of the call-sign Rogue One.
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Receives the anagram Rue No Ego
Inserts Snape kills Dumbledore
-
Receives plot twist
Inserts raincoats
-
Receives Paddington Bear
Inserts a marmalade sandwich
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Receives Marmaduke
Inserts a copy of My Dog Skip
-
Receives Kevin Bacon
Inserts Jon Hamm
-
Receives porky Pig
Inserts Ice Cube
-
Receives Ice T
Inserts Chai latte
-
Receives your name called out at Starbucks
Inserts pocket lint
-
Receives jeans made out of glass. . . .
Inserts a "spacebar"
-
Gets a Spaceball.
Inserts clandestine operation.
-
Receives a bush and binoculars
Inserts 41st Elite Corps
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Gets the 501st Legion.
Inserts Darth Vader.
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Receives cute car commercial
Insert tidings made of comfort and joy
-
Receives a hot angel seme
Inserts a chuck-e-cheese ticket
-
Receives terms and conditions
Inserts fine print
-
Receives blank T-shirt
Inserts Trump's Majestic Hair
-
Receives Patrick Stewart's hair
Inserts the X-men films continuity
-
Receives Mr-T
Inserts a robot dog
-
Receives Robocop
Inserts Samsung J7
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Receives 1.6GHz octa-core
Inserts the Amazing Spiderman vs Doctor Octa-core
-
Receives no contest
Inserts a lack of dignity
-
Receives a orange paper bag
Inserts a bunny with massive eyes that fire laser beams. . . . . . .
-
Receives an abomination.
Inserts Cloaking Device.
-
Receives Revealing Device
Inserts a loonie
-
Receives 0.00095 of a Bitcoin
Inserts a paw
-
Gets a hand.
Inserts Hope.
-
Recieves epoH
Inserts Pokeball
-
Receives a Digimon
Inserts said Digimon
-
Recieves Pokeball
Inserts Susej
-
Receives a bratwurst
Inserts a fluffy tail
-
Recieves twitchy ears
Inserts Lion King CD of 1994
-
Receives Kimba the White Lion
Inserts a empty store
-
Recieves Doritos
Inserts PPAP
-
Receives qm
Inserts sleep
-
Recive sleep shortage
Insert Phil Collins
-
Recieves Pill Call Ins
Inserts Freddy Fazbear
-
recieve horrible fandom
Insert cringe
-
I'm lacerated.
Recieves Ievan Polkka
Inserts Jumanji
-
Recieve a better shoe-factory management
Insert anime
-
Recieves Naruto
Inserts Renamon
-
recieve bootleg pokeyman
Insert anime-hunters
-
Recieves Keyblade
Inserts Da Sassy Owl
-
Receives hidden Secrets
Inserts Red Letter Media
-
Recieves Blue Letter Media
Inserts Yellow Letter Media
-
Receives a yellow snow-cone
Inserts I before E except after C
-
Recieves ICE (Hua!)
Inserts Fluffy Ears
-
Receives tickles and ear scratching!
^_^
Inserts the Statue of Liberty
-
Recieves American Flag
Inserts muffled cute moans.
-
Receives a kitten hiding under a dressing gown
Inserts a black skirt with white fur all over it
-
Recieves Skunk's butt rug ala Wilde
Inserts Giganto Coin
-
Receives a star-heavy quest.
Inserts a gibbon.
-
Recieves a note: "What's a gibbon?"
Inserts a penny instead
-
Receives chewing gum
Inserts a gibbon photo
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Hylobates-lar-02-Chiang-Mai.jpg)
-
(I asked for a dark chocooo)
Recieves a Baboon
Inserts Nick Wilde
-
Receives Judy Hopps
Inserts Aero bar bubbles of nothing
-
Recieves Popping bubbles
Inserts Bob the Builder
-
recieves poorly done construction works
Insert TFF
-
Receives a front for a money laundering scam
I've said too much...
Inserts a chloroform soaked rag
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Recieves Sleeping me
Inserts Dark choco dreams
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Receives a war on The Coco Puffs Bird and Chocula
Inserts a calculator that is dividing by zero.
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Recieve an implosion of the universe
Insert a money laundering scam
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(I think time is going backwards now)
Receives the song Dark Choco Legs by Korean boy band ASTRO.
Inserts some tiny text.
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recieve a
OVERLY EDITED TEXT
Insert 5 furry
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Receives the struggle is real meme
Inserts a broken cup
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Receives even more broken cup
Inserts invisible text
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you get nothing!
Insert: snow
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(Look again there's definately something there)
Receives fire
Inserts discovery of my previous input
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Receives a magnifying glass
Inserts Detective Pikachu
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Gets a random pokemon box.
Inserts grenade (then runs like hell).
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Recieves Thrown-back Grenade (then laughs like a hyena)
Inserts Enriched Dark Chocolate Deluxe
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Receives a piece paper with that says " thank you "
Inserts a campfire and a book
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( D: That's all I recieved.
It's a huge sacrifice to insert such masterpiece)
Receives Burning Book
Inserts The Last Door
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Recieves The twilight zone
Inserts a scary monster
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Receives Zambie
Inserts Yoyo
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Recieves a tangled rope
Inserts limestone
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Receives Greenstone
Inserts Duterte
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Receives Emilio
Inserts a loaf of bread
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Gets several sandwiches, then Heavy demanding, "SANDVICH!!!"
Inserts Lightsaber.
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Receives a E-11 Blaster Rifle
Inserts a giant bucket
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Receives a giant hole in it along with a poor Henry and Liza
Inserts the wheels on the bus
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Receives Yellow paint
Inserts frozen pizza
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Recieves Ratatta
Inserts Potato Pototto
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Receives extra curly fries
Inserts four hundred pounds of mac n cheese
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Recieves Empty Bowl
Inserts Chainsmokers
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Receives chainvapers
Inserts frat parties
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Receives a barrel
Inserts a lego
-
Gets a brick.
Inserts DH17 Blaster.
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Receives an angry Imperial Officer
Inserts a Executor-class star Dreadnought
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Gets a Bellator-class Star Dreadnought.
Inserts Imperial-II Star Destroyer.
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Receives a MC80 Liberty type star cruiser
Inserts a Imperial extermination ship
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Gets... exterminated.
Inserts TIE Defender.
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Recieves Intelligence
Inserts Hats
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Recieves a shifty salesmen
Inserts tirdness
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Recieves Reciever
Inserts Inserter
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Recieves a block of chocolate covered marble
Inserts a meal
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XP X3
Recieves McDonalds
Inserts Leftovers
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Receives a nice plate of air ^_^
Inserts frozen chocolate
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Receives frozen chocolate, you didn't accomplish on inserting because someone took it.
Inserts Flashbang
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Gets a Thermite charge.
Inserts Smaug.
-
Recieves The Hobbit
Inserts Terraria
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Receives a message stating "Minecraft is better"
Inserts the number 1
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Receives a lesson on how to be a villain
Inserts a super hero on the run
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Receives super rabbid
Inserts what I inserted earlier:
INVISIBLE TEXT!
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Receives " "
Inserts the Twilight Zone
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Gets a mystery box.
Inserts Borg Cube.
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Receives USS Raven
Inserts a robot with a laser gun
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Receives a laser with a robot gun
Inserts stresnI
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Gets a paradox.
Inserts Romulan Warbird.
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Recieves #13b4Dc0D3
Inserts Thomas The Dank Engine
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Receives Robbie Rotten
Inserts a Kv-2
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Gets a note saying "WTF WAS THAT?!"
Inserts Rise of the Reds mod.
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Receives the Soviet Anthem on loud speakers
Inserts a XX-9 heavy turbolaser
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Gets a DLT20a Pulse Rifle.
Inserts M41-A Pulse Rifle.
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Receives Derringer
Inserts Jar O' Dirt.
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Receives a cocky Jack Sparrow
Inserts the heart of Davy Jones
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Gets the Flying Dutchman.
Inserts Masada ACR.
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Receives a cowboy hat with a hole in it
Inserts a APHE shell
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Gets an M1A1 Abrams MBT.
Inserts M808B Scorpion Main Battle Tank (MBT).
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Receives Little Willie
Inserts a Bob Semple Tank
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Receives anti war sign
Inserts pen
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Gets a Pencil.
Inserts Species 8472.
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Receives an Incinerator Stormtrooper
Inserts beef jerky
-
Gets a Hamburger.
Inserts Double Cheeseburger.
-
Receives food poisoning
Inserts a quad-copter
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Gets an RC Copter.
Inserts MI28 Havoc B.
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Receives a AH-64 Apache
Inserts a warm blanket
-
Receives a forecast of blizzards and ice storms
Inserts Skype
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Receives a program that freezes and malfunctions at the WORST possible moments.
Inserts Coffee.
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Receives a chunk of ice
Inserts a slide whistle
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Recieves Squidward
Inserts sans
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Receives New Time Roman
Inserts a video
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Receives photo
Inserts Papyrus
-
Recieve 3 spagoot
Insert one badly timed pun
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Receives pun so rediculously bad and so horribly timed it simply is never able to be even the slightest bit funny.
Inserts the art of patience
-
recieve traindelays
Insert 2 danger noodles
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Receives bowl of pork noodles
Inserts UFO
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Receives ayy LMAO
Inserts a planet
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Receives Pluto
Inserts homework
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Receives a broken pencil
Inserts a cup
-
Receives sixty pounds of sugar
Inserts hackerz
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Receives Stacker
Inserts Zootopia
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Receives a thumbs up
Inserts the word generic
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Receives
(http://orig07.deviantart.net/bbcf/f/2015/339/2/b/letter_g_by_hillygon-d9j3n8c.jpg)(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/415N%2B0HLKrL._SY355_.jpg)(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/4/41/Ericpic1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/270?cb=20140404102856)
Inserts bed pun
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Recieve a generic pun
Insert Cross-language pun
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Receives a spidering cat and a finishing clap to the head.
Inserts Semi-automatic Operating System
-
Receives VirtualBox
Inserts the closed instruction book
-
Receives a decaying body
Inserts a bullet
-
Receives maffia
Inserts pizza margarita
-
Receives a lump of coal
Inserts a backpack
-
Receives a map
Inserts twenty five million tacos
-
Receives walrus fat
Inserts half-eaten donut
-
Receives Homer Simpson
Inserts duster
-
Receives two Bofors
Inserts a smiley sticker
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Receives the emoji movie
Inserts 2016
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Receives 1963
Inserts a cup of sand
-
Receives a sand cup
Inserts the Grim Reaper
-
Receives a green potato
Inserts a steamroller with rockets on it
-
Receives the ultimate race car
Inserts flower bucket
-
Receives dead petals
Inserts fresh water
-
Receives a barrel of salt
Inserts a fancy tophat
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Receives a color photo of Charlie Chaplin. Hm.
Inserts vinyl record.
-
Receives a Volkswagen Beetle
Inserts silence
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Receives golden duct tape.
Inserts a wet towel.
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Gets a dry towel.
Inserts Infinity-class warship UNSC Infinity.
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Receives a row boat
Inserts a brain
-
Gets Robocop.
Inserts Jason Bourne.
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Receives ragdoll.
Inserts auto-clicker
-
Receives an Auto Refresher
Inserts ear buds
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Gets a PC Microphone.
Inserts Thalaron Radiation.
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Receives a dead Romulan high command
Inserts a cookie
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Receives note: "*Burp* Thank you!"
Inserts literally nothing. Empty void, if you will.
-
Receives an error sound
Inserts life
-
Gets death.
Inserts Klingon Bird-of-Prey.
-
Receives a pew
Inserts all the fluffy fur!
-
Receives a copy of my mane.
Inserts sharpening stone.
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Receives a dull spoon
Inserts dirt
-
receives mud
inserts the power of imagination
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Receives an explosion of fish with confetti
Inserts a Droideka
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Receives Samsungeka
Inserts emu
-
Gains a mocking bird
Inserts a monitor
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Receives alien technology.
Inserts skippy ball
-
Recieves roller coasters and a cow X3
Inserts notes
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*receives study guide*
*inserts time*
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Receives the enemy
Inserts a television
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Receives other television, but no matter how you turn the dial, there's only one thing on.
Inserts boring pencil
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Recives the most extreme piece of paper that have ever bestowed upon someone which floated down from the skies above and then crashed down in massive explosion on your table ^_^
Inserts a blank flag
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Receives wallcarpet with traditional paintings
Inserts empty cup
-
Gains a pile of broken glass
Inserts a bag of air
-
Receives bag of stale air.
*Inserts standard coin*
-
Receives empty soup can
Inserts an fishing manual for dummies
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Receives the entire pong of dead fish along with user of manual
Inserts a laugh
-
Recieve baby.
*Inserts my tail*
-
Receives mouse trap.
*Inserts a bunch of black feathers*
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Receives Gilbert
Inserts fire and ice
-
Receives Toothless :3
*inserts arcade ticket*
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Receives a plastic action figure
Inserts a story book
-
Recieves an obscure Japanese fairytale.
*Inserts comment about his nice this vending machine looks*
-
Receives a note saying "thank you"
Inserts a half molten snowwoman
-
Receives a gender-assumed puddle.
Inserts a 4th Death Star.
-
Receives a easy flaw to exploit :P
Inserts Order 37
-
Receives a carelessly crafted cheeseburger, some soggy fries, and a flat Coke.
*inserts the vending machine's own plug*
-
Receives the end of everything that has ever existed and will exist :o
Inserts as block of cheese
-
Receives a Moon Unit
Inserts a Dweezil
-
you will recive a coin
(inserts a coin with a hole with a line in there)
-
receives a stuffed fish
inserts a cookie
-
Recieve the dark side
Insert 5 snow
-
recives 5 slaps because the machine wants money
(insert his coin with the hole)
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Recieve one slap. Machine changed its mind. Machine is bipolar.
*inserts credit card*
-
recive a cutted credit card
(inserting m wondercoin)
-
Receives one wish.
*Inserts finger*
-
recives a condom xd
(inserting my wondercoind again)
-
receives a wondercoin of equal or lesser value.
*inserts apparent condom that I just got*
-
you recive a gummi woman
(inserting my new wondercoin)
-
Receives an anti-wondercoin
*inserts my head*
-
reciving a wolf mask
(inserting my anti wondercoin)
-
Receives an air guitar
*inserts headphone jack while headphones are on my head*
-
recived an infinitive farting sound
(inserting an iphone)
-
Receives your iPhone, but with an unchangeable ringtone of the song "We Are Number One"
*inserts fortune from fortune cookie*
-
Recieve hot rice
Insert 2 sprite
-
recives 2 fantas
(inserting one coke)
-
Recieve a note asking if Pepsi is also okay?
Insert Bratwurst
-
Receives [REDACTED]
*inserts completed tax forms*
-
recives nothing except a bill to pay more
(insert Fries)
-
Receives chips.
*inserts my hopes and dreams*
-
reciving a foxy lady
(inserting a black hole)
-
Receives an outdated theory from Stephen Hawking
*inserts my jumper cables, one end still attached to my car battery.*
-
recives electricity shock
(inserting the outdated Theory)
-
Receives a new and improved black_hole2.0.exe
*inserts collective furry fandom*
-
recives the fandom as DVD
(inserting an ugly woman)
-
Receives the ugly woman with a note saying, "I'm already seeing someone, thanks."
*inserts sunglasses* B)
-
reciving the ugly woman with the note
(inserting my ugly woman again)
-
Receives the ugly woman with another note that says "Look, friend. I enjoy being single, m'kay? p.s. 2/10, try again."
*Inserts ^_^ *
-
recives 2 Fox Cubs
(inserting the ugly woman again)
-
Receives the ugly woman once again with another note that reads, "*swipes left*"
*Inserts mashed potatoes*
-
recived a Bugrger King Maxi menue
(kicking against the machine then inserting the ugly woman)
-
Receives ugly woman again, but this time, she comes back bruised. Screen shows a systems report that reads, "Violence.exe has been transferred to file location C:\System Files\Processing\Received Files\01142017\'Ugly_Woman.wtf' Requesting permission to open filename 'plz_b_nice_2_me_n_insert_sumthin_gud_u_cheapskate.lol'."
*insert flashdrive*
-
you recive a formated flashdrive
( insertinv a virus into the machine)
-
Receives message. "Virus detected. Opening anti-malware program 'puny_virus_must_die.rar.' Scan 100%. Virus Removal 100%. Systems Reboot starting in 3... 2... 1... System will not be operational for next 12.37 seconds while System reactivates. Thank you for your patience."
*inserts patience*
-
reclived the virus
(inserting an inteligent invisible no detectable virus)
-
Gains nuclear destruction :P
Inserts a apple ^_^
-
Receives an iFruit
Inserts a scone
-
Receives a crumb
Inserts a entire town
-
Doesn't receive anything
Inserts rubber ducky
-
Receives a flooded bathroom
Inserts a flea
-
Receives cat.
*inserts a dank meme (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2e/2b/3b/2e2b3b2022cb19c6806300266305b551.jpg)*
-
Receives less danky meme (https://youtu.be/0bOV4ExHPZY?t=1m21s) (Epilepsy warning!)
Inserts fog of war
-
Receives a Viper Probot
Inserts a bowl of uncooked pasta ^_^
-
Receives Gordon Ramsey telling you that the food is so uncooked that not even the Japanese would eat it.
*Inserts late 90's generic FPS PC game*
-
recives Duke Nukem 3D
inserting the inner of my trashcan
-
Receives a recycled bottle
*Inserts a single nacho-flavored Dorito*
-
recives a bottle of Sprite
(inserting the last eur i have)
-
Receives a note reading " thank you for your donation " :P
Inserts a can of beans
-
recives bad smell
(inserts a clown)
-
Receives a photo of Frank from LIS
*Inserts a prosthetic nose*
-
Receives some one saying " I got your nose "
Inserts sunglasses
-
Receives a signed photograph of Duke Nukem.
*Inserts a recipe for chocolate cake*
-
Receives a bill from the fire department for saving your house from the kitchen fire
Inserts a rope
-
Receives a basket weaved from said rope.
*inserts an AA battery*
-
Receives a robot with a bag of money
Inserts a destroyed planet
-
receives an expired parking ticket
*inserts a mirror*
-
Receives na tekcit gnikrap deripxe
Inserts your evil shadow with a cup of tea
-
Receives an evil ghost with high standards.
Inserts energy reactor
-
Receives nuclear-disaster-reactor.
Inserts a thingamajig
-
Receives a random collection of gears
Inserts the dark side
-
receives a low electric bill
*inserts SCP-173*
-
Gains a mirror
Inserts a random word
-
Receives a paper reading the next possible consecutive word in whichever language the word was from.
*inserts a silent film reel*
-
Receives sample text
Inserts the sample text
-
Receives an incomplete YouTube video annotation.
*inserts thumbtack*
-
Receives whopee cushion
Inserts a spear of Undyne
-
Receives a lancer droid
Inserts a empty backpack
-
Receives weigthless backpack
This groovy backpack stays light as a feather, no matter how much junk you cram into it. Science majors can't get enough of this puppy.
Worth £58.
Inserts hopes and dreams
-
Received a lollipop
Inserts a bagel
-
Receives lasagne
Inserts anime transformation sequence!
-
receives punishment in the name of the moon!
Inserts a pointy stick
-
Receives a cat that behaves like a dog
Inserts used magic wand
Someone drained all the magic that was in it during their last and only magic trick.
-
Receives (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/harrypotter/images/3/31/RonBrokenWand.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110905143831)
Inserts a cold pizza
-
Receives ice cream with pizza flavour...?
Inserts cheap knockoff clogs.
-
receives the illegal TM that teaches "Knock off".
Inserts infinite knowledge
-
Receives boredom
Inserts a drifting car
-
Receives scrapheap
inserts the boredom back
-
Receives a static television
Inserts dirt
-
Receives a GIF:
(https://media.giphy.com/media/KasCkmc8Xu9l6/giphy.gif)
*inserts bag of fish*
-
Receives a pack of hungry cats X3
Inserts a USB flash drive
-
Receives the Flash!
Inserts a jar of sand
-
Receives a pirate ship
Inserts graphics
-
Receives a pixel
Inserts an instruction manual with the title "feeding pets for dummies"
-
Receives a real-life dummy! (now with pet-feeding action!)
*inserts the tip of an unsharpened pencil*
-
Receives a pen
Inserts Skype with slow connection
-
receives a bill for slowing down the internet...
Inserts the "Key to the City"
-
Receives a Riot XD
Inserts insomnia
-
Receives magical pillow
Inserts interspecies relationship
-
Receives weird hybrids
Inserts "The magic of emptiness" by V. Oid
-
Receives "Fiddy Shades of Hay" by E. Quine
*inserts highschool essay*
-
Gets a failing grade for seemingly no reason.
*Inserts a cloaking device*
-
Receives a flashlight
Inserts Experimentation
-
Receives a politician that can't lie
Inserts an 8 am class
-
Receives tiredness
Inserts mars soil
-
Receives Mars chocolate
Inserts a ghost
-
Receives residual ectoplasmic goo.
*inserts a Forum Thread (https://www.thefurryforum.com/forums/index.php?topic=28315.0)*
-
Receives a uh oh . . . Loop
Inserts the colour red
-
Receives "Blue"
Inserts flavour texts
-
Receives ink with raspberry taste
Inserts trash can
-
Receives a note with a weird font: "That is the trash can. Feel free to visit it any time."
Inserts a blindfold
-
I don't know what came out, I couldn't see anything.
Inserts... something soft.
-
Receives industrial diamond
Inserts light bulb
-
Receives someoone who's not the brightest.
Inserts negative gravity.
-
Receives a box with a yellow arrow on it. Gravity is pointing in the arrow direction. Have fun!
Inserts King Kong
-
Receives Donkey Kong
Inserts cat donut
-
Receives a hot dog. ;)
Inserts a dollar bill.
-
Receives a note: "Only $543 more and you paid off your debt."
Inserts taxes
-
Receives Donald Trumps bills.
Inserts a check for $543
-
Receives another note: "Oops... Miscalculation. The debt was still $5,430, not $543."
*punches the machine, hoping something comes out without putting something in*
-
Receives Seelkadoom. Have fun :D
Inserts wheelchair
-
Receives anvil on the foot
Inserts kaboominite
-
Receives drill in your face
Inserts goddess
-
Receives halo
Inserts stories
-
Receives paper version of yourself
Inserts time gear
-
Receives space cog
Inserts mirages
-
Receives an oasis
*Inserts my lucky baseball*
-
Receives it in the Twilight zone o.O
Inserts a grey apple
-
Recieves a Shiny Eevee
Puts in a mask
-
Receives an idea X3
Inserts information
-
Receives unrevised hypothesis
*Inserts SpongeBob*
-
Receives a yellow, absorbent and porous cookie
Inserts $5
-
Receives lotto ticket.
Inserts empty turtle shell.
-
Receives a missing turtles report
Inserts a porpoise
-
Receives Squid
Inserts a smudged up eraser
-
Receives empty pen
Inserts a waterfall
-
recives a glass of juice
inserts my avatar
-
Receives children freaking out
Inserts this
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Triple_b594fd_975789.jpg)
-
recived an eevee
inserts a forum signature
-
Receives gratuitous self-promotion
Inserts some YoutTube clickbait
-
recives facebook clickbait
inserts a copy of windows 10
-
Receives a missing persons report for Windows 9
Inserts Walt Disney
-
recives an evil dictator
insert my dirty underwear
-
Receives a new vending machine in Japan.
Inserts $20
-
recives 10 Dollar
inserts a vending Machine!
-
Receives a xenomorph reproductive handbook
Inserts a miniature haunted house
-
the vending machine explodes as she tried to make a big haunted house out of the small one
inserted my game
-
Receives piles of cash and critical acclaim
Inserts obsessive fans
-
recived McGuyver
inserts a rotten cake
-
Receives maggots
Inserts a postcard
-
recives another postcard from someone
inserts a chocolate coin
-
Receives a decease and desist letter from the EPA
Inserts a wall
-
recives turok the dinosaur hunter
inserts a bar of mars
-
Receives a bolt of lightning coming at your face
Inserts a hat
-
Receives a scarf
Inserts a piggy bank
-
Receives a Moon Moon meme
Inserts said meme
-
recives a turok meme
inserts meat eating bacterias
-
Receives a vegan mushroom
Inserts a two-headed snake
-
recives 2 one headed snakes
inserts a vegan human
-
Receives PETA bread
Inserts a terrible pun
-
recives nothing machine is broken
inserts a super mario coin
-
Receives Rayman ting
Inserts a magic potion
-
Receives Magic Moka, who steals your art supplies and runs off.
Insert potato with googly eyes.
-
Receives trollface
Inserts sticky syrup jar
-
Receives Soap
Inserts yourself?
-
Receives a turnip
Inserts a penny
-
recives a bended penny
inserts his trash
-
Receives the Danny Divito XP
Inserts a laugh
-
Receives fake teeth
Inserts difficult math equation
-
Receives a sleepless night
Inserts
(https://billydunleavy.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/earthstoodstill2.jpg)
-
Receives Star Wars.
Inserts Van Gogh
-
recives a picasso
inserts a toilet
-
Receives a line
Inserts blue fur
-
recives a handbag
inserts Darth vader
-
Receives a Mandalorian standing over the now dead Vader
Insert a crayon
-
receives a rainbow
inserts the melted remains of the now dead Vader
-
recives a snes with all starwars titles
inserts pudding
-
receives curdled pudding (no refrigeration..) blech
Inserts the souls of the inoocent
-
recives the soul of pruly evil
inserts that evil soul
-
receives a candybar containing all the evil in the universe, trying to decide whether to eat it or not...
inserts Whoopie Goldburg and Oprah Whitney
-
Receives the White-Gold concordat.
Inserts marble cake.
-
recives vanilla cake
inserts obama
-
receives nothing..... XD
inserts a bright, sunny, but bitterly cold morning
-
Recieves a incoming star
Inserts a solar eclipse
-
recives aurora bolearis
inserts chewing gum
-
Receives clay
Inserts scribbles
-
recives a MISSINGN0
inserts Pokemon yellow
-
Receives easy victory
Inserts poorly made fanart
-
recives my game
inserts a fart
-
Receives a fainted fur
Inserts a boop on the nose
-
recives pain
inserts episoded of sliders
-
Receives a park
Inserts a drama scene
-
Receives a physical letter
Inserts a dream and a cup of water
-
receives a dream of summer boating
inserts an eagle feather
-
Recieves Kuro
Inserts badger
-
recives david hasselhoff
inserts chuck norris
-
Receives Bruce Lee
Inserts a 3ds
-
Receives DSlite.
Inserts light bulb
-
Receives black light
Inserts purple moon
-
Receives Luigi's Mansion 2
Inserts epic speeds
-
quickly receives tripple esspresso
Inserts black and white tv
-
Receives ancient radio
Inserts nasty garlic
-
Recieves " Quality " spaghetti
Inserts a cheif
-
Gets a free cooking lesson from Undyne
Inserts Undertale references
-
Receives obscure soundtrack remixes.
*inserts teenage angst*
-
Receives the rebellion
Inserts a tab key
-
Receives an indentation.
*inserts magical unicorn dust*
-
Receives LSD
Inserts pain
-
Gains Darkness
Inserts two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
-
Receives 999674545soda
Inserts huge text
-
receives tiny text
*inserts generic anime*
-
Receives Tom and Jerry with swords.
Inserts rubber ducky
-
Receives bathtub
Inserts tank
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Receives the 3rd reich.
*inserts the internet*
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Receives cat photos and loneliness
Inserts tank:
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/jEfLG.jpg)
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Receives (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/36/Large_bonfire.jpg)
Inserts a stale meme
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Receives a juicy dank meme.
*inserts a rare foil Pepe*
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Receives a internet yell
Inserts yelling
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receives Kanye West 'Music'
inserts 5 yards of blue and purple fake fur
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Recieves a pillow
Inserts a broken phone
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Receives expensive quote for repairs
Inserts Budget
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Receives a small loan one
Inserts a vision from the future of the past
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Receives a vision of what you're doing right now. How interesting.
Inserts valentine card
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Receive and actual heart that is still beating.
Insert a bucket of paint.
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Receives Life
Inserts a crab
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Receives an anthro crab who promptly steals your wallet and takes it to the Krusty Crab.
Insert a red pill and a blue pill.
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Receives a prison sentence
Inserts the Donkey Kong Rap
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receives a golden banana
inserts a banana coin
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Receives a apple token
Inserts tail fur
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Recieves Marble Schmarble
Inserts Vanoss
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Receives video
Inserts a hat
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Recieves Fedora
Inserts a Calling card
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Receives death and a crime scene
Inserts a nice hug ^_^
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Receives the plants vs. zombies cactus.
Will you hug its spiny body?
Inserts computer world
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Views a broken Vr headset
Inserts the 9th item on this prestigious menu of double quantity, the 9th item but with greater mass, the 6th item containing additional dipping condiments, the 7th item, the 45th item of double quantity whilst one of them contains additional amounts of a lactose dairy product, and a carbonated beverage of a grandiose size.
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Receives Chinese all-you-can-eat restaurant
Inserts moonlight melody
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Receives a movie with no speech
Inserts frozen plants
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Receives firewood
Inserts neon light
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Receives a neon wolf
Inserts a roof
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receives SHIN-gles
Inserts bad skeleton puns
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Receives silence
Inserts three sea shell
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Receives swimming Koopa Troopa
Inserts a moon made out of cheese
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Receives odd oceans and a broken moon
Inserts a dancing green kitten who is really a wolf in disguised that is working for a fox order that is under a all mighty living rock
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Receives illusions
Inserts way too complicated, way too long and way too boring computer code
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Inserts a skeleton with hands on the keyboard
Receives a flying car
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(I'm pretty sure you confused insert and receive there)
Receives fighter
Inserts plasma
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( yea I did, my bad )
Receives a Aurora
Inserts a talking "mime"
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Receives not-so-mime-playing mime player
Inserts truth
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Receives salt
Inserts a button
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Receives switch
Inserts note:
"I don't know!"
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Receives a block of foam with " okay " scratched into it
Inserts a instruction book for dancing
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Receives Line dancing VHS tape.
Inserts a WiFi modem.
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Receives a placebo
Inserts a dancing tree
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Receives skilled tree
Inserts stuff only I can know
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Receives something so mysterious not even the machine knows what it just gave you.
Inserts chocolate coin
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Receives drop of water
Inserts most uninteresting thing in this universe
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Receives nothing
Inserts butter
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Gets toast.
Inserts Iced Tea, followed by law, then order, and finally a certain TV Channel.
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Receives a unexpected action sequence!
Inserts a cure to everything.
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Receives a basic set to practise acupuncture on cars and other four-wheeled vehicles.
Inserts a safe
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Receives your cartoon robbe
Inserts tv
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Gets 500 channels of nothing to watch.
*Inserts Deodorant stick*
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Receives a bowl of sweat
Inserts a can of brain
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Gets Grandpa's Brain Tonic.
*inserts empty can of Pepsi*
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Receives pepsiman's grave x_x
Inserts pepsi in a coke glass
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Receives a burp.
Inserts 5 minutes
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Gets 10 seconds.
Inserts Klingon Bird-of-Prey.
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Receives a disruptor cannon
Inserts a biplane
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Gets a Spitfire.
Inserts Panzer Tank.
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Receives an SU 152
Inserts a broken shovel
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Gets a Garden Shovel.
Inserts Steel War Axe.
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Receives a ripped leprechaun
Inserts HMS Hood
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Gets the UACS Iron Regent (Flagship of the United Alliance Coalition).
Inserts DMCS Dragon's Rage (Flagship of the Dragon'taan Marauder Corps).
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Receives a row boat
Inserts a prediction
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Receives history book
Inserts dihydrogenmono-oxide
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Receives misinformation
Inserts a clay tablet
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Receives (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/undertale/images/c/c6/Papyrus_sprite.png/revision/latest?cb=20160309074741)
Inserts terrible image jokes
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Receives a cricket
Inserts skeleton. . .
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receives a nerve system
(I have nerve, don't I? XP )
Inserts terrible word jokes
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Receives an angry crowd with pitchforks XD
Inserts a broken table
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Receives energy spear
Inserts worst cooking lesson ever
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Receives the loss of a star
Inserts pizza
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Receives spaghetti
Inserts spaghetti fan
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Receives a battle with pizza fans
Inserts a glowing keyboard
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Receives nuclear waste
Inserts the art of patience
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Receives "The Nightwatch"
Inserts holy soda
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Receives unholy tea
Inserts "undistilled" dragon water
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Receives a cup of purple stuff
Inserts a tomb
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Receives sacrophagus
Inserts line of computer code
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Receives a error screen
Inserts dance?
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Receives worst dance ever
Inserts "the matpat"
(it's a sexy dance move but I have no idea what it looks like)
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Gains confusion
Inserts a error message
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You got a "Windows Blue Screen"
Inserts house keys
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Gets car keys.
Inserts Installation 00 (Halo fans will get this).
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Gains a Halo Array
Inserts a blue key
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Receives the "key to my heart".
Inserts electrons
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Recieves a S
Inserts wooden phone
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Receives the completely useless "nophone"
(https://blogs-images.forbes.com/janetwburns/files/2016/04/nophone-cover1.jpg?width=960)
Inserts dash attack
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Gains a ramp
Inserts tiki
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Gets a totem.
Inserts the Sith Code:
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion;
Through passion, I gain strength;
Through strength, I gain power;
Through power, I gain victory;
Through victory, my chains are broken;
The Force shall free me."
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Receives this rhyme
Ba'jur, beskar'gam,
Ara'nov, aliit,
Mando'a bal Mand'alor--
An vencuyan mhi
Inserts the 501st journal (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWOq1Tg-Jdw)
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Gets a war-weary clone commander who rapidly grew dissatisfied with the Empire's army. God knows what ever became of him.
Seriously, does anyone know?
Anyway, inserts the Jedi Code:
"There is no emotion, there is peace;
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge;
There is no passion, there is serenity;
There is no chaos, there is harmony;
There is no death, there is the Force."
(Try and guess what I'll put in next XD )
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Receives a dissatisfied Wilhuff Tarkin
( gee I wonder XP )
Inserts the Zann Consortium
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Gets an irritated Admiral Thrawn. (I assume you know Thrawn knew the Zann Consortium's leader, Tyber Zann?)
Inserts the code of the Dragon'taan Crusaders, taught by General Draco Bellator and Darth Faasnu:
"Passion and Serenity are one,
I gain power by understanding both;
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light;
The Force is united within me."
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Receives . . . ehhh, me trying to think of something that I either don't know or remember XD
Inserts Gray Jedi Code! ^_^
"There must be both dark and light, I will do what I must to keep the balance, as the balance is what holds all life. There is no good without evil, but evil must not be allowed to flourish. There is passion, yet peace; serenity, yet emotion chaos, yet order. I am a wielder of the flame; a champion of balance. I am a guardian of life. I am a Gray Jedi. "
-
(Did you make that up, or is that an actual part of Star Wars lore?)
Receives prospects for an alliance with the Dragon'taan Marauder Corps!
Inserts aid package from the Tal Shiar.
-
( Gray Jedi are in star wars lore ^_^ )
Gets a bomb.
Inserts a TIE Interdictor
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(I meant the code you posted. I knew Gray Jedi were a part of star wars lore; where did you find their code? Or did you make that up?)
Gets a TIE Defender.
Inserts Alpha-class XG-1 Star Wing Assault Gunboat.
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( hehe oh wait, I mixed them up. That isn't the code, that was just Leor Danal reciting the basis of the code. The code is actually just
" Flowing through all, there is balance
There is no peace without a passion to create
There is no passion without peace to guide
Knowledge stagnates without strength to act
Power blinds without the serenity to see
There is freedom in life
There is purpose in death
The Force is all things and I am the Force "
Gets a Lambda-class T-4a Shutter
Inserts a bucket of bolts
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Gets the Millennium Falcon.
(See what I did there?)
Inserts Interdictor Cruiser, Harrower Star Destroyer, Victory Star Destroyer, and Imperator Star Destroyer.
-
( I certainly do XD )
Receives a Eclipse-class dreadnought
Inserts Death troopers ( star wars zombie novel or elite stromtrooper unit, up to you X3 )
-
(lol... I didn't expect you to know this, but what I put in was the four chassis that the DMC used to create the Predator-class Star Battleship, the first of it's kind being the flagship of General K'torr and his entourage, the DMCS Iron Regent.)
Gets an idiotic, arrogant Imperial Director who discovers too late he got screwed by his architect.
XD I still laugh at that.
Inserts Trevor Phillips.
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(quick Google later)
Receives a dozen of stolen cars
Inserts laser shots
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Gets a TIE Fighter.
Inserts Imperial Star Destroyer.
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Gains a MC90 Star Cruiser
Inserts order 37
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Gets Order 65.
Inserts Darth Sidious.
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Gets a brief come back in new body then a swift fall.
Inserts a Royal guard
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Receives the order "All humans must die!"
Inserts crossbow
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Gets a sad long bow
Inserts a white shirt
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receives black sweater
Inserts gravity
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Receives broke legs
Inserts radiation
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Gets Fallout.
Inserts Dark Trooper Project.
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Receives Arc Hammer
Inserts Shawken Device (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Shawken_Device)
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Gets a note saying "WTF was that?"
Inserts Ulysses. And not Ulysses S. Grant, I'm referring to a character who named himself after him. Fallout: New Vegas players will understand.
-
A nuke, you get a nuke.
I insert my reputation I have on this forum
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Receives biggest Belgium fan on the planet
Inserts invisibility
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Gains a watch
Inserts Super Mario Brothers 64
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Receives Infinite Staircase
Inserts the meaning of life
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Gains shrugging shoulders
Inserts the colour green
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Receives sky blue
Inserts the question "what is evil?"
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Receives a answer " What ever you think it is "
Inserts a survey
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Receives 1,000 answers to the same question
Inserts reality
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Receives a video game
Inserts vimeo
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YouTube.
Inserts video's of complete morons
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Receives that youtube money
Inserts a viral video
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Receives removed video
Inserts nobody
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Receives " "
Inserts all currency
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Receives a note:
"I just stole all your money! Thank you for the donation!"
Inserts hard hat
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Receives a top hat
Inserts Whomp's Fortress
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Receives King Whomp
Inserts stepping stone
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Gets lava
Inserts boarder
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Receives snowboard
Inserts the end of the world
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Receives someone yelling " Get the camera, gotta put this on youtube "
Inserts a chain chomp
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Receives bullet bill
Inserts hunger
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Gains a near death experience
Inserts a jumping bean
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Receives a dancing bean
Inserts potion of pointlessness
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Gets a person who is on a mission
Inserts a glitch
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Receives bug
Inserts all that appears good and holy but is bad and evil
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Gains too many things.
Inserts Princess's Secret Slide
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a note: "PSS, you are not getting a slide in your house."
Inserts pie
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Receives the true lie! Thanks princess peach
Inserts those " raving critics "
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Receives people who can only complain
Inserts apple
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Gets your self a orange
Inserts yoshi
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Receives long tongue
Inserts snake
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Gets a mongoose
Inserts a bootleg pokemon
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Gets arrested by Interpol.
Inserts Coffee.
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Receives a bowl of beans
Inserts a random website
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Receives spaghetti code.
Inserts a banana peel.
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Receives generic comedy
Inserts flower dress
-
Gets a watering pot hat
Inserts all the felines and canines
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Gets Cats & Dogs on DVD.
Inserts Cheesecake.
-
Gains the empty pan
Inserts ye old legend
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Gets a suit of gleaming armor.
Inserts a love of Dragons (like Saphira).
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Receives a dragon that has a crush on you
Inserts a psychologically damaged spinash-egg pie
-
(I would be flattered if that happened XD )
Gets a note that says "You are disturbed. Seek counseling."
Inserts Burt Gummer.
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Receives sand
Inserts hat
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receives cap
Inserts meowing cows
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Receives Anime cow
Inserts agent fox
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Receives the Spy Fox game series for young kids
Inserts "NOPE."
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Receives a floating hard hat
Inserts a cone
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Receives traffic jam
Inserts crazy pancake
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Gets a blob
Inserts a mop
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Receives a very wet floor
Inserts magical fairy dust
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Receives butter dust!
Inserts tacos
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Receives wraps
Inserts that thing you're almost sure about what it is, but isn't.
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Receives random thoughts
Inserts puffy food
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Receives cotton candy
Inserts greek yogurt
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Receives berries
Inserts flood
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Receives Anakin with an addiction to sand
Inserts a lightsaber
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Receives a Vibrosword
Inserts a comic book
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Recieves nerd
Inserts tupperware container full of lemon peppers
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Receives a Serving of grilled trout seasoned lightly with lemon pepper and garnished with a lemon and parsley leaf.
Inserts the high check the Waitstaff gave you
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Receives the amount in pennies
Inserts cake
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Receives 2007
Inserts a circle
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receives dodecagon
(A 12-corner for all you nonscientific folks)
Inserts something which is exactly that what you expect it to be, but is too straightforward for you to even consider that option.
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Receives a long, long, straight road.
Inserts purple mushroom.
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Gets poison.
Inserts a vacuum cleaner.
-
Gains Luigi's mansion
Inserts outlet
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Receives tons of never-worn clothing.
Inserts a 101% normal bed.
-
Receives a trap
Inserts a bear trap
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Rcivs a bar.
Insrts kyboard...
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Receives a repair kit
Inserts a test
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Receives a grade
Inserts short shorts
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Receives shorts that are so ridiculously short you can't even see them.
Inserts pudding.
-
Receives jello
Inserts all the doggy treats
-
Recieves empty bowl :3
Inserts a can of peas
-
Receives a potato
Inserts metal and magic
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Receives a metal ward
Inserts wasp
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Receives Bee Movie script
Inserts jury duty
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Receives headache
Inserts a footprint
-
Receives "Jinkies!"
Inserts Shaggy
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Inserts (https://i.ytimg.com/vi/F4iLn77nIGk/hqdefault.jpg)
Receives the colour orange
( darn just realize I did it backwards, oh well XD )
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Receives "The Last Jedi" honest trailer
Inserts glass figurine
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Receives shards of glass.
Inserts voice...
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Receives four blind judges
Inserts high levels of anxiety
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Receives no sleep
Inserts breathing
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Receives awkward silence...
Inserts chicken nuggets
-
Gets chicken tenders
Inserts sloth
-
r e c e i v e s... v e r y... s l o w... m e s s a g e.
But. BUT! I inserted a "but".
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Gets an objection
Inserts a spook
-
receives ghost
Inserts Mr. spider
-
Gets a tea cup dancing spider
Inserts hydrogen
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Receives helium
Inserts Ms. Arachnid
-
Gets Arachnid Jr.
Inserts arrogant Super-Sayian.
-
Gets Yellow Dye
Inserts Absol
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Receives Wynaut.
Inserts the letter G...
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Gets the letter H.
Inserts mystery box.
-
Gets a Ray Gun.
Inserts a Chimera.
-
Receives a lion, a goat and a snake.
Inserts Salakar Crocoli...
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Receives Broccoli :P
Inserts a canvas
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Receives
The an accurate forgery of The Mona Lisa.
Inserts nose...
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Gets a different nose.
Inserts Ace Ventura.
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Receives Bruce Almighty
Inserts graham crackers
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Gets snores
Inserts fuel
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Gets a Random Vehicle.
Inserts Vor'cha-class Attack Cruiser.
-
receives unlocked achievement
Inserts elephant
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Gets (http://www.militaryfactory.com/armor/imgs/sdkfz-184-ferdinand-elefant.jpg)
Inserts yourself
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Gets pregnant
Inserts 5 shmennies
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Receives 1 shmickle
Inserts Robocop
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Gets a high tech vending machine
Inserts Aku
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Receives "zjt"
Inserts gibberish
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Receives Huyhohgbfnavhasudfhghujijfuhdhjnifduhdfjejidufhsb. That probably means something in Welsh.
Inserts an apostrophe...
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Gets ,
Inserts a cord
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Receives electrical shock
Inserts the hypothetical
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Receives the book "What if? Serious scientific answers to absurd hypothetical questions".
Inserts the willpower to do it all
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Gets an achievement for doing something awesome. Even has it recorded for posterity.
Inserts The Dominion War.
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Receives the Extinction.
Inserts Leviathans
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Gets the Leviathan... Saul Karath's flagship.
Inserts Imperial Star Destroyer.
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Receives LEGO model of said ship
Inserts rock
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Receives pebble
Inserts Mary Love...
-
Gets charged with Murder.
Inserts Keldabe-class Battleship.
-
(lol good one Romulan) XD
Receives spare parts
Inserts sand
-
Receives a beach.
Inserts a slice of pie...
-
Gets empty plate
Inserts a rubber mat
-
Receives 4 pieces of rubber mat.
Inserts the USA...
-
Gets the USSR.
Inserts the origin behind the call-sign "Rogue One".
-
Receives rainbows and sunshine.
Inserts a huge battleship named 'OVERLIGHT'.
-
Recieves battleships boardgame.
inserts bee
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Receives a wasp.
Inserts a leaf...
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receives acorn
Inserts huge lava monster looking like a scorpion
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Breaks the vending machine, thus receiving everything inside it.
Inserts vending machine...
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Receives a paradox that destroys the machine.
Inserts Tector-class Star Destroyer when new machine arrives.
-
Recieves Star Wars fanfiction
Inserts used napkin
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Receives a half cleaned mess
Inserts time limit
-
Gets late for work.
Inserts Lord-Admiral Markus Tokarev.
-
Recieves angry lego figure
Inserts pebbles
-
Gains fruit
Inserts a blue flame
-
Gets a red flame.
Inserts Plasma Burn.
-
Gets missing limb
Inserts Royal guard
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Gets a psychotic, sociopathic, manipulative, self-centered emperor who gets thrown down a reactor shaft (and subsequently blown up with his planet years later BY HIS OWN WEAPON, no less) because he was too stupid and arrogant to have contingencies.
Inserts Bat'leth.
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Receives missing head
Inserts Kir Kanos
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Gets a note that says "WTF was that?!"
Inserts Jeff Dunham.
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(( He's from the Crimson Empire (http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Star-Wars-Crimson-Empire) comics ^_^ 2 (http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Star-Wars-Crimson-Empire-II-Council-of-Blood) 3 (http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Star-Wars-Crimson-Empire-III-Empire-Lost) ))
Recieves a jalapeño on a stick
Inserts a laser pointer
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Gets a cat chasing a red dot made by the laser pointer.
Inserts Grumpy Cat Meme.
-
Gets time portal back to late 2012
Inserts a missile
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Gets a generic torpedo.
Inserts 30-round magazine of 6.8x43mm Depleted-Uranium Rounds.
-
Recieves picture of uranus.
Inserts glue
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Receives a tail glued to the machine
Inserts Demon Lord Genu
-
Gets a note saying "DEAR GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"
Inserts Director Krennic.
-
Gets the secret plans for the newest Beetle Drone ( from Samurai Jack ^_^ )
Inserts a credit card
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Gets a Soda. Yes, that can happen - the Memphis Zoo lets me buy sodas from a machine with my card. Actually quite handy.
Inserts Darth Revan.
-
Receives a TIE fighter
Inserts the demon crafts' creator Epic.
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Receives fatality.
Inserts victory march
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Receives a defeat march. I wonder what that would be like
Inserts Michen...
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Gets smacked for doing so.
Inserts Iced Tea and a good day at work.
-
Gets alcohol and sadness.
Inserts cool guy.
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Gets an annoying guy.
Inserts Vegeeta.
-
Receives Ryouta
Inserts tombstone
-
Gets the tombstone back with their name etched into it.
That doesn't bode well...
Inserts Darth Vader.
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Receives Luke Skywalker
Inserts <Galactic Villain> Villalobos
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Gets random hero!
Inserts Darth Malgus.
-
Receives <deceiving overlord> Skymar.
Inserts Villalobos' right hand, Nikki.
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Receives Nikki's left hand
Inserts Stephen Colbert
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Receives woolen colbert jacket
Inserts the deceiving overlord Skymar
-
Receives deceptive potato chip you swear looks like you
Inserts the last straw
-
Gets the first straw.
Inserts Jem'Hadar Soldier.
-
Receives a cheap toy version
Inserts Graphite
-
Gets a pencil.
Inserts Burt Gummer.
-
Receives a Go-Gurt Bummer
Inserts rocking chair
-
Receives a office chair
Inserts shoes
-
*Receives boots*
*Inserts gambeson*
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Receives hbncftpo (every letter plus one)
Inserts Liam Neeson
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Receives Leeroy Jenkins
Insert a losing chance of 67.66 repeating.
-
Receives a losing chance of 68.66 repeating.
Inserts Ezra Jenkinson...
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Receives your nonexistent great-great-granddaughter.
Inserts Nyan Cat
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Receives Pop-Tart
Inserts whipped cream...
-
Receives cow
Inserts burning water
-
Receives ice.
Inserts 2 pens, an apple, and a pineapple...
-
Receives modern "art"
Inserts exploding box
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Receives burned pieces of box
Inserts Morocco.
-
Receives turkey (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkey_(bird)).
Inserts chickens
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Receives Chicken Game (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_(game))
Inserts a politician...
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Receives a whole lot of yabbering and a whole not of action
Inserts Chicken Invaders
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Receives dinner.
Inserts my current level of madness...
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Receives exploding head.
Inserts "hOI! im tEMMIE!"
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Receives "hOI! im tEMMIE!"
Inserts random bird's brain.
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Receives turkey leg
Inserts badass drum kit
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Receives drummer who should've been the lead
Inserts a poor kickoff
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Gains a kickstart funding of 0.01 dollar.
Inserts a robot
-
Gets the Terminator.
Inserts MC75 Star Cruiser.
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Receives luxury tour of the galaxy by a pool with a waterside and little martinis with small umbrellas
Inserts the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
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Gets picked up by a group of weird aliens.
Inserts Xenomorph.
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Receives Riply
Inserts a can of moldy onion soup
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Receives a solid case of botulism
Inserts prototype warp drive powered by the mind power of furz
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Receives fuzzy grey matter
Inserts all the swag
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Gets that swag in soda form.
Inserts Coffee Mug.
-
Receives the world's greatest dad
Inserts reverse psychology
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Receives a button with a sign saying 'pointless button'.
Inserts hyper-futuristic DJ technology
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Receives an increase in DJ unemployment due to self DJ'ing equipment
Inserts one fat truck and two little sports cars
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Receives 76%-rusted-away T-ford.
Inserts jazz
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Receives a saxophone.
Inserts HellEye...
-
Receives a veeeeery angry moderator...
Inserts something that will be invented after 1,000,000,000 years
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Receives 1,000,000,000 years.
Inserts Luxembourg...
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Receives a veeeeeeeeery angry population.
They insert Ezra...!
-
They receive Wolf Ezra, Jackal Jenkinson, and their long-lost human cousin Leeroy.
I insert a Boeing 747...
-
Receives train.
Inserts pudding
-
Receives nothing. They shouldn't have inserted pudding ;)
Inserts the phrase "Nothing ever happens here"
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Receives a note saying: "Boring type."
Inserts pancakes
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Receives the plate that you inserted them on, with a little note saying "more please"
Inserts Emmanuel Macron...
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Receives HellEye back.
Inserts stone brick
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Receives a foam brick.
Inserts train tickets
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*Gets run over by a train*
Inserts hard hat
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Receives Jyotis. No idea what happened to the hard hat, probably the same as what happened to Macron.
Inserts fire extinguisher.
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Gets a Plasma Torch.
Inserts ice-cold bottled water.
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Receives bucket of lava.
Inserts iron pot
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Receives iron cuffs for having iron drugs
Inserts time itself
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Doesn't receive anything. You need a small amount of time to receive stuffs, and while time is in the vending machine, time cannot happen to you.
Inserts philosophy.
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Gets the A-Bomb.
Inserts Nickelback.
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Receives a nickel.
Inserts Orayo...
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Recieves a dragon scale with a note "Plese do not insert dragons"
Inserts the vending machine.
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Receives a Paradox.
Inserts sunglasses.
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receives a canine that totally isn't a dragon (I'm confused by Alex's answer)
inserts confusion
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receives crazy dude
Inserts a Snickers
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Gets an irritating Snickers commercial.
Inserts can of Folgers Coffee.
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Receives Starbucks fan
Inserts random knowledge.
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Receives an A-Grade at GCSEs.
Inserts Nevada...
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Receives Texas.
Inserts message in a bottle
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Receives a bottle in a message.
Inserts TheLegend27...
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Receives UltimateCriminal13
Inserts a donkey
-
Receives a donkey
Inserts a yard...
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Gets a meter.
Inserts a flashlight.
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Receives a flash of light.
Inserts a Tal Shiar agent...
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Gets a clandestine operation deep in enemy territory.
Inserts Hobus Supernova Disaster.
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*vending machine explodes*
*puts down new vending machine*
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Gets a pricey bill
Inserts pasta
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Receives boney spaghettifan
inserts psalm 119
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Gets a long session of reading.
Inserts a plastic plate
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Receives a paper plate.
Inserts an Eevee...
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Receives a bloody knife
Inserts a paper towel
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( ouch :( )
Gets a surface cover in paper towel mush
Inserts the RAF
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Receives the best April fool's joke ever (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=when+was+the+raf+founded&gws_rd=cr,ssl&ei=CCYbWeSqJOnGgAbg6qKACA)
Inserts a bottle.
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Gets the realisation that it was made of plastic.
Inserts a bread prop
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Receives letter block
Inserts a jerk
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Receives me
Inserts safety system
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Receives alarm that beeps if everything's okay.
Inserts crappy inventions
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Receives you
Inserts one last letter
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Receives a whisper: "Goodbye."
Inserts MICRO-scope.
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Gets bacteria
Inserts moving picture
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Receives photo
Inserts Micro-phone.
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Gets a mini tele phone
Inserts records
-
receives worst score ever
Inserts a safe(?) glove
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Receives a flash drive with the Wannacry ransomware
Inserts a door
-
Receives the twilight zone
Inserts books
-
Receives a bachelor's degree in the study of advanced stuffs
Inserts a cord
-
Receives a wire.
Inserts Rocco...
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Receives an evil Rocco
Inserts Kendall McStorm
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Receives stormy weather in the town of Kendale.
Inserts a window...
-
Receives a knife
Inserts sand
-
Receives the Sahara desert.
Inserts Douglas Adams...
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Receives a live mattress
Inserts a Scrabble Tile
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Gets a flipped over table and five police offers outside :o
Inserts a blue falcon
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Recieves Fire Stingray
Inserts Golden Fox
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receives silver tiger
Inserts badass escapee
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Gets a fishing net
Inserts a butter stick
-
Gets a tub of margarine from their local grocery store.
Inserts Halcyon-class Cruiser.
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receives cruiseship
Inserts door
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Gets knob
Inserts wipe
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Gets a paper towel.
Inserts Mug of Coffee.
-
Receives cup of tea
Inserts an edible star
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Gets a chocolatey snack item!
Inserts cotton swab.
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Receives a piece of wool cloth.
Inserts a gold rush
-
Gets the Silver Rush, where only top-of-the-line Energy Weapons can be found!
Inserts the Crimson Caravan Company.
-
Receives camper
Inserts car engine
-
Gets a car with the engine missing.
Inserts Imperial 501st Legion.
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Receives rebellion 502th legion
Inserts a star
-
receives black matter
inserts a yard full of dandelions...
-
Gets allergies.
Inserts AH-64D Apache Attack Helicopter.
-
Receives F-17
Inserts the word "nyan".
-
Receives the word "nayn".
Inserts TIE Defender.
-
Gets a Tie Mauler
Inserts a bakery
-
Receives a dark pact with the unnamed got of baking.
inserts kebab
-
Gets a stick back
Inserts a bowl of melted cheese
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receives the bowl back empty. I swear I heard the vending machine burp there...
Inserts gas
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Gets a engine
Inserts a ocean
-
Kills the vending machine.
Once a new machine arrives, inserts DH17 Blaster.
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Receives bubble gun
inserts boxing glove
-
Gets Brass Knuckles.
Inserts Disruptor Rifle.
-
Receives a not-working rifle
Inserts a bonehead
-
Gets the Boneyard.
Inserts Bandana.
-
Receives banana.
Inserts a flower pot.
-
Gets said flower pot dropped on head.
Inserts Grapefruit.
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Receives grapes.
Inserts Pot of Greed (http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Pot_of_Greed)...
-
Received two additional cards from your deck.
Inserts peach
-
Gets tea
Inserts Baja Blast
-
Gets a little-known flavor of Mountain Dew.
Inserts a can of The Dark Side of the Force.
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Gets an onion XD
Inserts a state of geopolitical tension after World War ll between powers in the Eastern Bloc (the Soviet Union and its satellite states ) and powers in the Western Bloc (the United States and NATO allies and others). Historians do not fully agree on the dates, but a common timeframe is the period between 1947, the year the Truman Doctrine(a U.S. foreign policy pledging to aid nations threatened by Soviet expansionism) was announced, and 1991, the year the Soviet Union collapsed
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Gets an angry Spetsnaz Commando with no home. And he's looking right. At. You.
Inserts GSG-9 Commando.
-
Receives walkietalkie.
Inserts self-built racing vehicle
-
Gets the Death Race.
Inserts random Imperial Star Destroyer.
-
Gets a laser planet cannon
Inserts the colour blue
-
Receives the colour orange
Inserts the Amazon rainforest.
-
Gets a rainfoirest on an unidentified alien planet.
Inserts Skaaarj Mothership.
-
Receives matching Minas Morgul.
Inserts a legal dispute with the decorator.
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Receives objection!
Inserts pretzel
-
Receives bagel
Inserts a rubber ducky
-
Gets a yellow tire
Inserts a fox coloured chicken
-
Gets the most adorable chicken ever!
Inserts a chicken coloured fox
-
Gets a confused fox
Inserts a bubble blowing machine
-
Gets a leaf blower.
Inserts contradiction.
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Receives black hole.
Inserts pickpocket
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Gets the command advlevel
Inserts s.p.e.c.i.a.l book
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Gets 5 points to dedicate to any of their attributes (Strength, Perception, Endurance, Charisma, Agility, Luck)!
Inserts Covenant Carbine.
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Receives Nerf gun
Inserts eighth note
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Receives the rare and glitchy ninth note.
Inserts Missingno.
-
Receives the pokeball which you used to catch it.
Inserts all the things...
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Receives note: "ERROR: Stack overflow"
Inserts air
-
Receives that same air, but with less oxygen and more carbon dioxide.
Inserts water.
-
Receives butt magnet
inserts Fanta
-
Gets a random soda!
Inserts Chuck Norris.
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You get chuck Norris unharmed and the vending machine itself.
Insert: My reputation here
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Gets a thumbs up
Inserts a spooky picture
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Receives creepypastas.
Inserts a pointless button
-
Receives a pointless button.
Inserts my fourth life
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Receives your fifth.
Inserts fakebook
(This website is as real as pengiuns typing with flippers.)
-
Gets Club Penguin
Inserts New comer
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Gets a Veteran.
Inserts Sangheili.
-
GETS A GRUNT STRAPPED WITH PLASMA GRENADE AEREEWWWW
Insert construction protectron.
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Gets the colour orange
Inserts blue
-
Receives Eiffel 65.
Inserts wool
-
Gets a bed
Inserts a piece of paper
-
Gets a book.
Inserts Sprite Zero.
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Gets Pepsi Crystal
Inserts a hungry ant who is trapped on a rock.
-
gets a victorious full ant on top of a rock
puts in a fur
-
receives a hide
Inserts Psalm 151
(lessee if you fall for it...)
-
Receives a book
Inserts a hand
-
Gets a foot.
Inserts a bottle of Gatorade.
-
Gets pringles chips!
Inserts a coin
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You get nothingness. The machine ate your coin. Enjoy your nothing!
Insert serbian
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*gets "Remove Kebab"-the entire collection*
*Insert my reputation*
-
*train crashes through the wall*
*inserts dog's tongue*
-
*get's a train in return*
*inserts the Art of Noise*
-
*Bill Wurtz comes out to say hello*
*inserts a steam key*
-
*Recieve Arriva*
*Inserts 1989 Jeremy Corbyn*
-
Receives... someone.
Inserts NPC
-
Gets a crazy stare
Inserts a defeat screen
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Receives continue
inserts Ronald McDonald coin
-
*Recieve a McNukeTM*
*Inserts Belgium*
-
Receives train
Inserts a hug
-
Gets a life size cheese clone
Inserts a pen
-
Gets a cheek kiss from me XD
Inserts a strawberry XD
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Gets chocolate
Inserts golden paint
-
Gets a cyoot hug
Inserts even cyooter hug ^_^ :3
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Gets a heart
Inserts rhythm
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Receives metronome
Inserts annoying tunes
-
Gets a ear worm
Inserts salsa
-
Gets a cute puppy
Inserts my life XD
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Receives ghost-written autobiography
Inserts a ghost
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Gets the reincarnation of said ghost but as a human
Inserts a conspiracy theory XD
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Receives "jet beams can't melt steel fuel" bumper sticker
Inserts steel memes
-
Gets Illuminati sticker :?
Inserts a funny cat video XD
-
Receives 1 million likes on Facebook
Inserts a one-size-fits-all t-shirt
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gets it back cuz no-one else got it
Inserts a dead meme XD
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Receives All Star but it's actually Stravinsky's Rite of Spring
Inserts Disney's Fantasia
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Receives a video of a squid playing Necrofantasia. (Link provided for piano purposes) --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_asG0vmsec (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_asG0vmsec)
Inserts their credit card...
-
Wow, that's pretty cool!
Receives a blurry withdrawal slip
Inserts an eraser-tipped pencil
-
Receives wooden stick
Inserts knowledge
-
Receives insight
Inserts understanding
-
Receives tolerance
Inserts wisdom
-
gets £50k in university tuition fees ;)
inserts my grandmother's recipe for cake
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receives a Little Debbie's Oatmeal sandwich
Inserts Peanut Butter chips
-
Gets jelly squares
Inserts fog
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Receives a DJ set and some mad beats
Inserts a screw
-
Receives a Mech
Inserts Orson Welles, The War of the Worlds 1938 broadcast
-
Receives widespread panic
inserts Charmin Ultra
-
Receives Charmin Zero.
Inserts all the pain and suffering on the planet
-
takes all the pain and suffering on the planet
Inserts a moment of peace for someone who needs it.
-
Gets relaxation
Inserts a handbook
-
takes handbook
inserts note book (with one special note)
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Gets a good read
Inserts tired eyes
-
Receives sainthood, a crown of candles, and a holiday dedicated to yourself.
Inserts a luxury ball.
-
Recieves a Marshadow
Inserts a Mew holding Mewnium Z
-
Gets mewtin dew
*inserts coin*
-
Gets a of normal bag of chips. . . . well maybe, never know until you open it
Inserts a cloud
-
Gets cloud strife doll.
*inserts coin*
-
Gets a paper bill back
Inserts cheesecake
-
Receives a quiche
Inserts a quarter (15 minutes, that is)
-
Receives an hour
Inserts 5 years
-
Gets a decade
*inserts coin*
-
Gets a piece of paper.
Inserts the colour blue
-
Receives a falling sky
Inserts Chicken Little
-
Gets a Trixsie invasion XP
Inserts cheese covered cheese
-
Receives CurdsTM, now with 20% more whey!
Inserts a tuffet.
-
Receives a spooder! :o
Inserts a highly complicated and unnecessary machine that turns on a light.
-
Receives Batman escaping just in time before the light gets switched on
Inserts a Rube Goldberg machine
-
Receives scrap metal.
Inserts discarded tin cans
-
Gets the iron giant
Inserts laser mouse
-
receives trackball
Inserts loot
-
Received an angry gang of pirats. No, not pirates, pirats.
Inserts an endless stairs
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Gets Mario 64
Inserts a hammer
-
Receive time.
Insert grape.
-
Receives peanut.
Inserts magic wand
-
Receives wizard dueling
Inserts a fourth horcrux
-
Receives some unknown arcane item
Inserts stick
-
Receives something brown and sticky
Inserts a log
-
Gets information
Inserts machete wolf
-
Receives slighly chewed copies of Star Wars episodes IV, V, II, III and VI in that order.
Inserts a Wonka bar.
-
Receives an explosive can of yogurt flavoured soda.
*Inserts one billion dollars*
-
Receives Bill Gates.
Inserts a 5-page long instruction manual nobody cares to read.
-
Recieves the schematics for a Dr. Pepper powered Roomba!
*Inserts a collectors edition of the Mass Effect 3 for Xbox 360*
-
Gets a great game series that had a disappointing end.
*Inserts Negh'var-class Battlecruiser, then a Vor'cha-class Attack Cruiser, then a K'vort-class Cruiser, then a Raptor-class Frigate, and finally a B'rel-class Bird-of-Prey*
-
Tears the veil between dimensions and receives a Cairn-class Necron Tomb Ship.
*Inserts BFG 9000, Chainsaw, Assault rifle, Shotgun and Chaingun*
-
Gets Quake III Arena.
*Inserts Romulan Warbird*
-
Gets Quake III Arena.
*Inserts Romulan Warbird*
You get Krystal's formal shirt.
Inserts Humilation! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUv5Q9we_l4)
-
Receives lulz! https://youtu.be/Ur4pTsh_GQ0 (https://youtu.be/Ur4pTsh_GQ0)
*Inserts memes*
-
Receives a Bad apple featuring Nomico
Inserts a fractured mind
-
Receives a copy of Roblox!
*Inserts a photo of Uwe Boll*
-
You get a blank photograph!
*Inserts Darth Malgus' Breathing Mask*
-
You get a blank photograph!
*Inserts Darth Malgus' Breathing Mask*
Receives Darth Vader's suit and helmet.
*inserts Obi-wan's robes.*
-
Receives a talking Jar Jar Binks action figure!
*Inserts a bag full of Tribbles*
-
Gets exponentially more tribbles
inserts cute raccoon video
-
Receives a raccoon video with a cat whacking the racoon to the head fiercly!
*Inserts a documentary video of Area 51*
-
Gets a documentary of shadowy events during WWII!
*Inserts Muggy from Fallout: New Vegas*
-
Receives an unhatched Cazador egg.
*Inserts an Enclave power armor*
-
*receives an angry Enclave officer*
* inserts Aer-14 plasma rifle*
-
Receives a surprise Caesar's Legion ambush
*Inserts a bunch of alien power cells*
-
Gets an Alien Blaster!
*Inserts Chinese Food*
-
Receives a chinese Overlord tank
*Inserts depleted uranium*
-
Gets an A10 Thunderbolt loaded with Depleted-Uranium rounds.
*Inserts Bellator-Class Star Dreadnought*
-
recieve a nuke
*inserts a copy of startship troopers*
-
recieve a nuke
*inserts a copy of startship troopers*
*Gets head slurped up from a brainbug* (My movie childhood self hugs you)
Inserts spaceballs movie
-
Gets smashed by the vending machine for making such a stupid (but highly amusing) parody of Star Wars.
Inserts Fallout: New Vegas Laser RCW.
-
Receives 2 things 1. A Dc-15a blaster rifle and 2.A message reading: "Congratulations commander you've killed a brainbug, that's just disgusting.
Inserts Colonist(From Defender)
-
Receives a box of Xenomorphs instead!
*Inserts a canister of glowing green liquid Tiberium*
-
get a discount nuke
*Inserts one poorly managed public transit system*
-
Gets irritating and serious delays in the daily work schedule!
Inserts a Steel Ingot, then some Leather Strips, then a Blacksmith Forge.
-
Gets Adrianne Avenicci
*Inserts Wabbajack*
-
You get Sheogorath!
Inserts Mehrunes Dagon.
-
Gets Mythic Dawn robes!
*Inserts a Deathclaw*
-
Recieve once again a portable nuke :D
*Inserts Belgian Fascism*
-
Gets Saudi Arabian sexism. (Sorry)
*inserts North Korea vs U.S
-
Recieve a short, but really exciting nuclear war :)
*inserts 5 France*
-
Receives 5 Belgium
Inserts creamy dreams
-
Receives cool pillows.
Inserts a few pieces of bubblegum.
-
Receives a-
[size=78%]*pop*[/size]
Oh. That was your bubble.
Inserts a large air vent
-
Receives a breeze of moldy air!
*Inserts a TV remote, chef's knife and a message with lots of bad words written all over it*
-
Receives a horror movie about a posessed angry cooking robot!
Inserts Big Ben.
-
Gets a royal invitation for a cup of tea by the queen of England herself!
*Inserts a laser printer*
-
Gets a laser cannon!
Inserts TIE Defender.
Yes, that's an actual fighter in the TIE series of Imperial Fighters. Go look it up.
-
*Receives ARC-170 fighter*
*inserts DC-17m sniper attachment.*
-
Receives a multi-barreled laser shotgun attachment in return!
*Inserts Mantis Tiberium Automatic Rifle*
-
Receives a Black Hand
Inserts a gingerbread goat
-
Receives the Gävle yule goat.
Inserts a counterfeit penny
-
Receives a quarter that looks so real, you somehow know it actually isn't.
Inserts a ring.
-
Receives Blaze the Cat
Inserts wacky music video
-
Gets Dr. Bombay!
*Inserts a bag of Pretzels*
-
Gets bag of crisps back!
Inserts Katana and a Scarf.
-
Gets a... ninja?
Inserts Romulan Warbird.
-
Recieves a Defiant class ship with a Klingon cloaking Device
inserts Clan ERPPC. (http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Extended_Range_Particle_Projector_Cannon)
-
Gets many lines of inappropriate description
inserts berk lerkl doerk smerna
-
Gets a full bowl of börk!
*Inserts a random IKEA table's assembly instruction manual*
-
*Receives a scene similar to this*
(https://pre03.deviantart.net/3f29/th/pre/i/2017/010/2/1/1474231244_chezana_1473651297_eriray076_chezanasma_by_zaryte-dauzaz6.png)
*Inserts a box full of different kinds of rolling pins*
-
(Bwhahahaha! Man, that pic is just pure gold! XD )
Receives an army of angry grandma's armed with rolling pins!
*Inserts a complain letter to Ingvar Kamprad*
-
*Receives a letter of apology, along with a bag of GNÄGGA meatballs as compensation*
*Inserts a pack of potato starch*
-
Receives a lovely cup of strawberry fool with whipped cream!
*Inserts a box of Mämmi*
-
*Receives a horrified foreigner who wonders what he's done to deserve a box of (what looks like) literal crap*
*Inserts Angry Birds*
-
Gets flappy bird.
Inserts The Furry Forums.
-
Receives posts
inserts forearm sculpture
-
Gets a bicep sculpture.
*Inserts Chimera-class Heavy Destroyer*
-
*Receives a Chimera Battlemech (http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Chimera)* (What a ton of a diffrence.)
inserts Missiles
-
Gets rockets... what?
Inserts Bob Ross
-
Receives 70's disco hairdo
Inserts fake teeth
-
Receives false gums
Inserts frozen orange juice
-
Gets an orange flavoured popsicle!
*Inserts a box of raisins*
-
Receives vine of grapes.
*imserts gearbox*
-
Receives an awkward silence
Inserts a poke with a splintery stick
-
Receives angry vending machine...
Inserts flask
-
Receives a glass half-full
Inserts a glass half-empty
-
*Receives half a glass*
*Inserts a silk robe*
-
Receives magically enchanted robes in return!
*Inserts a bottle of Dr. Pepper*
-
Receives this (https://youtu.be/N5_e8cCwcRY?t=10m47s)
Inserts turbulence
-
Recives an airplane with no joystick.
Inserts apology
(For being very immature lately.)
-
Receives a letter with mean words on it.
*Inserts a cup of strong espresso*
-
Receives hyperactivity just before bedtime
Inserts dark winter night
-
Receives a freezing blizzard and a set of glowing red eyes in the distance.
*Inserts a desolate wasteland*
-
*Gets fallout 4*
*Inserts sonic the hedgehog.*
-
Gets a fat f*** mad scientist who always manages an epic fail in everything he does.
*Inserts Sangheili Assault Carrier*
-
*recives statue of a Sangheili warrior wielding an energy sword defeating a Jiralhanae.*
*inserts Brute plasma rifle*
-
*Recieves Grunt (sorry don't know the alien names... I have the two limited edition halo 2 manuals where one is alien and one is human...) dual plasma pistols*
*inserts plasma grenade*
-
receives sticky medal
inserts gut wrench
-
*Gets a powerbomb*
*Inserts emo hair*
-
receives piercings
inserts novelty coin
-
Receives an interested coin collector!
*Inserts a handful of sand*
-
Receives hourglass
Inserts broken window
-
Gets an intact window and a note that says "DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!!!"
*Inserts Daedric Katana*
-
*Receives all the 36 lessons of Vivec + a handwritten note from Fa-Nuit-Hen and all the Barons of Move-Like-This*
*Inserts five tablespoons of unsweetened cocoa powder*
-
Receives Willy Wonka.
Inserts acrobat
-
Receives pdf
inserts Tupperware container full of dried grubs
-
Receives a yodeling snail.
Inserts all the things.
-
Receives miniature Earth
Inserts magnifying glass
-
Receives an incinerated ant.
*Inserts a bottle of Coca-Cola Zero*
-
Gets a bottle of Vanilla Coca-Cola Zero.
*Inserts can-o-whup-@$$*
-
Receives a grenade launcher!
*Inserts a magazine of pulse rounds*
-
Gets an M41-A Pulse Rifle!
*Inserts DH17 Blaster Carbine*
-
Recieves a DC-17 blaster pistol
Inserts Tibanna gas cartridge.
-
You get a Nova 6 Canister!
*Inserts the BRAIN OF MOBIUS!!!*
-
Recieves robot corpses of the THINK TANK!
inserts Protoss Pylon. (http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Pylon)
-
Receives an announcement advising you to construct additional pylons!
*inserts Arwing Starfighter*
-
receives dance animation (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otr-qvDXg4I) on a CD
inserts Zerg egg
-
Receives a Zerg Overlord
*Inserts a NOD Tiberium Harvester*
-
Gets a random GDI Tank.
*Inserts M12 LRV*
-
Gets a Covenant Ghost!
*Inserts Type-33 Guided Munitions Launcher*
-
Gets a Covenant Ghost!
*Inserts Type-33 Guided Munitions Launcher*
receives a c-14 impaler guass rifle. (http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/C-14_rifle)
*inserts Dc-15SCarbine*
-
Gets an E11 Blaster Carbine.
*Inserts MA5D ICWS*
-
receives a C-10 canister rifle (http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/C-10_rifle) Ghost not included.
inserts Zerg Zergling.
-
Recieve a Bert Bertling
*inserts a doggo*
-
Receives a mini-doggo!
*Inserts an old 80's sythnwave music cassette*
-
Receives a mini-doggo!
*Inserts an old 80's sythnwave music cassette*
*recieves a brand new vinyl record of Van halen*
*inserts Van halen CD*
-
Receives alot of hair!
*Inserts a vial of dragon blood*
-
Gets torched for taking the blood of a dragon, you dragon-murdering b******.
*Inserts deodorant stick*
-
Receives Persperus Snape: pleasant smelling poisons master.
Inserts the complete works of Coldplay on CD.
-
Receives a frozen guitar inside of an ice cube!
*Inserts a jar full of moths*
-
Receives beautiful set of paints.
Inserts EAUGH
-
Gets a note that says "WTF was that?!"
*Inserts Spork*
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Gets a note that says "WTF was that?!"
*Inserts Spork*
*receives Vat grown Arm*
*Inserts Nova Cat omnimech left arm*
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You get the right arm of the aforementioned mech!
*Inserts Mass Driver Cannon*
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You get the right arm of the aforementioned mech!
*Inserts Mass Driver Cannon*
*receives, a Guass rifle (http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Gauss_Rifle)*
Inserts Extended Range Micro Laser (http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Extended_Range_Micro_Laser)*
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You get a Heavy Medium Laser!
*Inserts Imperator-II Star Destroyer*
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Receives
(https://i.imgur.com/CaKnu0u.png)
Inserts zombie-cat
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Gets a Headcrab!
*Inserts Antlion*
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Gets a Headcrab!
*Inserts Antlion*
Gets a Red Ant.
inserts BFG11K
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Gets a Super Shotgun.
*Inserts Hyper-Blaster*
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Gets a railgun!
*Inserts a fuel rod cannon*
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*Receives a Giant Green Gummybear. (https://images.vat19.com/worlds-largest-gummy-bear/worlds-largest-gummy-bear-calories-3.jpg)
Inserts Gelatin.
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Receives custard
Iserts an Eiffel Tower of Lego
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Gets a Led Zeppilen made of Mega Blocks.
Inserts math homework
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Gets supreme irritation.
*inserts Darth Marr*
(Google him if you've never played SWTOR.)
-
Receives a red lightsaber!
*Inserts Jar Jar Binks*
-
Gets a migrane and a sudden urge to punch something.
Inserts shadow trooper
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Receives a one batallion of Stormtroopers!
*Inserts a bowl of radioactive salad*
-
Receives Blue Harvest
Inserts power converters
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Receives a field of high voltage solar panels
Inserts mysterious skull
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Receives spoopy skeletons
Inserts a model of Skull Island
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Recieves the bonebroth (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-ZqD9-W1_8)...
Inserts PAK-40 Panzerabwehrgewehr including crew, 120 shells, a logistics chain unit, and the operator's manual...
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Receives debt
Inserts Neorest® 750H Dual-Action 1.0 & 0.8 GPF with Actilight, including modular exhaust system, 3 reserve spools, backup tank, and operation/troubleshooting manual...
-
Receives a speeding ticket
Inserts the 80s
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Receives the 90s.
Inserts the 90s...
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Recieves a 400.000 dollar haircut, by a zombie mercenary with a rocket-launcher, as change...
Insert one cucumber, cut in half.
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Receives a half hamburger
Inserts penguin
-
Receives a penguin egg.
Inserts a scarf...
-
Receives a happy snowman
Inserts a waffle falling over
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Recieves a rather large alien spaceship...
Inserts shaving cream...
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Receives a shave.
Inserts three year's worth of canned tomato soup...
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Recieves a Henry AR-7 (http://www.shooterssupplies.co.nz/ic/2244168321/Henry-AR7-US-Survival-Rifle.1.jpg)
Inserts a quarter of a hamburger....
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Receives a Quarter Quarter PounderTM
Inserts a natural wonder of the world
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Recieves a geomagnetic storm capable of destroying all electronics on the user's hemisphere, and decreasing the tempratures by 70 degrees averages. (it comes packed in a pop-bottle...)
Inserts a millitary standardisation agreement...
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Receives an Alliance
Inserts rebel scum
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Receives an agry Sith lord!
*Inserts irradiated Coca-Cola*
-
Recieves a Thunderfoot (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HOgkzZc4Co) lecturing you on how it probably won't kill you...
Inserts a thermometer...
-
Receives the temperature in the vending machine.
Inserts 1 Yen...
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Receives one gold atom.
Inserts kerosene
-
Receives Rammstein's Benzin song!
*Inserts a hyperspace engine*
-
Recieves a rather large explosion, because the bugger wasn't properly grounded...
Inserts a study on the social behaviour of animals, when interacting with diffirent species, and armoured vehicles.
-
Gets you
Inserts Bo Rai Cho
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Gets a note saying "DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!!!"
Inserts Scarif.
(Star Wars fans will know what I refer to.)
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Receives Shoretroopers
Inserts Colin Trevorrow
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Receives a regular guy
Inserts an alien ship
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Receives some very angry aliens asking for their ship back.
Inserts 1 denarius...
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Recieves a very angry midget, asking for his noodles back...
Inserts a thermometer with the gauge stuck on -10c
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Receives a gust of air with a temperature of -10C
Inserts Tuvalu...
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Receives a regular girl
Inserts a nightmare in which you die.
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Recieves a nightmare in wich I live...
Inserts a piece of cloth, wich has the letter H with a large circle around it, sown on it...
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Receives a helicopter.
Inserts 3141 minutes...
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Receives pi:
3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196 44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091 45648 56692 34603 48610 45432 66482 13393 60726 02491 41273 72458 70066 06315 58817 48815 20920 96282 92540 91715 36436 78925 90360 01133 05305 48820 46652 13841 46951 94151 16094 33057 27036 57595 91953 09218 61173 81932 61179 31051 18548 07446 23799 62749 56735 18857 52724 89122 79381 83011 94912 98336 73362 44065 66430 86021 39494 63952 24737 19070 21798 60943 70277 05392 17176 29317 67523 84674 81846 76694 05132 00056 81271 45263 56082 77857 71342 75778 96091 73637 17872 14684 40901 22495 34301 46549 58537 10507 92279 68925 89235 42019 95611 21290 21960 86403 44181 59813 62977 47713 09960 51870 72113 49999 99837 29780 49951 05973 17328 16096 31859 50244 59455 34690 83026 42522 30825 33446 85035 26193 11881 71010 00313 78387 52886 58753 32083 81420 61717 76691 47303 59825 34904 28755 46873 11595 62863 88235 37875 93751 95778 18577 80532 17122 68066 13001 92787 66111 95909 21642 01989 ...
Inserts pie
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Gets a cake.(with a note inside saying: "where were you? You've been gone for so long")
Inserts blanket
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Gets a bed.
Inserts Reman Disruptor Rifle.
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Recieves a samsung galaxy phone, displaying live footage of a police officer with a lazer-rifle, dancing to I don't feel like dancing (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H5I6y1Qvz0), with smoke plumes in the background...
Inserts a kilo of rebreather filter-grain...
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Receives 500g of tumble-dryer lint.
Inserts a hairpin.
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Receives a grenadepin... (And an explosion)
Inserts the very soda can (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm9lE97sIJo&t=3m), the CP asks you to pick up in the beginning of HL2...
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Gets beaten from behind with a baton by the very same cop from HL2!
*Inserts a Fork of Horripilation*
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Recieves voldemort's right nipple...
Inserts a box of chocolads...
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Receives a mystery. You'll never know what you got.
Inserts an elephant-shaped watering can.
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Receives a ball of mammoth wool!
*Inserts a bottle of Pepsi Max: Haters Tears Limited Edition*
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Recieves over 9000 FPS...
Inserts Cookie's lettuce...
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Gets chocolate esparigus.
Inserts razor
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Gets a beard trought the change slot...
Inserts a brick...
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Receives a big bad wolf who's going to huff and puff and blow that brick away.
Inserts a pack of cheap mozzarella
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Gets Dr. Oetker Ristorante Pizza Mozarella!
*Inserts a can of pineapple chunks*
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Receives a warning discouraging the use of pineapple as a pizza topping.
Inserts a rubber ducky
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Receives a regular ducky.
Inserts the month of June...
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Gets a box of fireworks!
*Inserts a cloud in a jar*
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Receives a cloud outside of a jar.
Inserts a green slime...
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Receives Ecto Cooler!
*Inserts an empty piggie bank*
-
Receives fragments of the empty piggy bank.
Inserts a chair bought from Ikea...
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Receives 50-page long manual about how the chair works
Inserts beach ball
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Receives a mountain cube.
Inserts a sack of potatoes
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Recieves a sack of potatoe peels and a note...
Na, you ain't gettin' off this soo easy, lady! Peel those darn 'taters yoself!
Inserts my grandpa's least favourite philips head screwdriver...
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Receives your grandpa's least favourite Philips head screwdriver, in 100 pieces like a Jigsaw puzzle.
Inserts a group of three weirdos who love to play games together
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Receives a knitting circle.
Inserts a bunch of pinecones.
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Gets a bunch of mulch and a note that says "EXACT CHANGE ONLY!!!"
Inserts cotton swab.
-
Gets a very cute policewoman asking your serial number...
(Edit: Oops, my keyboard...)
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Inserts cactus
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Recieves pain as weakness leaving the body.
Inserts a sincere apology for forgetting to do his job...
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Gets a note saying "It's alright".
Inserts camouflage-colored watch.
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Receives Camouflaged Tank Drive Gear.
Inserts 102mm M1 Abrams tank cannon.
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Receives USA Paladin Tank!
*Inserts a point defense laser system*
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Gets the Thundermongs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyXA8H67nqk&t=4m34s)!
Inserts an uncivil protection unit...
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Receives these two guys! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1ey8EnVSiA)
*Inserts an MP5 SMG*
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(Ehp... I hope that wasn't the guy whose neck I accidentally broke, while bunnyhopping over him... 0.o)
Recieves a mildly enfuriated AT police officer, and a summon to court.
Inserts the top 10 worst tumblr life quotes...
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Gets the top 10 funniest memes found on the internet!
*Inserts Daedra Heart*
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Receive a Hybrid Reaver (http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Hybrid_reaver)
inserts Protoss Probe.
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Gets an Imperial Probe Droid.
Inserts too much free time.
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Receives a 4x game
Insert out of date coupons
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receives out of date cheese wheel.
inserts Protoss Sentry (http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/game/unit/sentry).
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Recieves the appropriate exchange rate in Senty lvl-3's (http://www.tfportal.de/gfx/items/large/sentry3.gif)...
Inserts Bernie Sander's favourite barbeque sauce...
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Receives Trump's favourite snack.
Inserts a misunderstanding
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Receives scorched earth!
*Inserts box full of discarded Justin Bieber albums*
-
Receives hordes of angry fans.
Inserts a name sign.
-
Receives a guy with a name tag called: Jeff!
*Inserts the burnt remains of a overly crispy toast*
-
Receives slightly burnt popcorn.
Inserts troll physics
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Receives blueprints for the infinite energy!
*Inserts a random TF2 gmod video*
-
Receives a video displaying every single Sonic '06 glitch.
*slightly touches the vending machine*
-
Receives weird and otherworldly vibes coming from it...
*Inserts a request for the dankest drink ever to exist*
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Receives Pepsi Max with lemongrass, galangal and kaffir lime leaves
inserts a roast chicken with gravy
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Gets Thanksgiving turkey
Inserts Egg nog
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Gets milk
*inserts ice cream*
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Gets frozen yogert
Inserts Bruce Lee
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Recieves a mysterious faillure in the connection of the brachioradiolis to the ulna bone, resulting in a loss of power in the left arm...
Inserts a Seawolf class nuclear submarine...
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Receives a submarine in a fursuit
Inserts a wax dummy
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Recieves a Max payne dummy
Inserts Yogurt (http://spaceballs.wikia.com/wiki/Yogurt)
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Gets Yoda, who seems irritated.
Inserts Darth Plaguies.
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Receives a red lightsaber!
*Inserts a plasma grenade*
-
Blows up the vending machine.
Inserts Polaris...
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Receives a star chart!
*Inserts a badger*
-
Receives a badger
Inserts alligator-dragon hybrid
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Receives an alligator, a dragon, and polymerization.
Inserts toothpaste...
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Receives a plastic explosive!
*Inserts a MacGyver's Do it All book*
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Gets a MacGyver, freed from his prison.
Inserts MA5D Assault Rifle.
-
Receives a group of scared Unggoy!
*Inserts an angry Sangheili*
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Recieves a trike ultralight aircraft, courtesy of former president Obama, because he thought the stove, he built in the back, speciffically intended for baking pancakes, would proof quintessential in this exact situation.
Inserts a half day of christmas...
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Receives a half Christmas song, a half Christmas tree and a half of a present. Oh, and a half Christmas cookie.
Inserts a twenty inch flat-screen HD plasma TV
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Receives a 10-inch not-quite-so flat screen TV
Inserts Michen's Scarf...
-
Recieves Michens paw... To the face...
Inserts the worlds smallest engine... (https://i.servimg.com/u/f81/17/71/25/79/rv_nan11.jpg)
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(Prolly gonna get smacked for this)
Gets the Worlds Smallest Camera.
Inserts Prophet of Truth.
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Receives The Prophet of Vengeance.
inserts Empty Bacta tank
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Receives a smol surprise zergling!
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/541/824/c51.gif)(https://www.thefurryforum.com/forums/webkit-fake-url://4da9fecf-e26a-4bdd-b91e-cea0397f200d/imagegif)
*Inserts blueprints for an experimental mech*
-
Gets said experimental mech.
Inserts Bat'leth.
-
(DAMN CUTE ZERGLING!!?!?!)
Gets an angry Klingon wanting his Bat'leth back.
Inserts Zerg infested Romulan, and (https://media.giphy.com/media/JrabV5Op9e0x2/giphy.gif)
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Receives a bullet hell.
Inserts Neko III.
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Recieves a sneko in a tree...
(http://www.wildlifeqld.com.au/images/snake-id/Common-Tree/Common-tree-snake-005.jpg)
Inserts Geert Wilders, but with the superpower of lasers shooting out of his eyes...
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/d0ae/f/2017/263/e/0/geertwilders_by_brisky_by_happycomrie-dbo010s.jpg)
Like this...
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Receives an eye catching news headline!
*Inserts a locked mystery loot crate*
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Receives an unlocked, not-as-mystery loot crate.
Inserts Italy...
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Gets Germany!
Inserts ship belonging to registry number NCC-1701-E.
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Recieves a mob of 15 people violently yelling "trekkie" at him...
Inserts an 8-inch gun...
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Gets a Flak 88.
Inserts M4A1.
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You get the surprise return of the original poster! *shot for terrible prize*
Surprised to see the thread take off like this. But anyways ^^
*inserts key*
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Unlocks the vending machine. What else did you expect?
Inserts a katana...
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Receives a foolish samurai warrior!
*Inserts a piece of blu-tack*
-
Clogs up the vending machine with blu-tack. Give it a moment, it will fix itself...
Inserts Molotov Cocktail...
-
Receives a Russian bread basket.
Inserts a post-it note.
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Receives a post-it note, with writing on it. Upon inspection, the writing is, in fact, a shopping list.
Inserts a fez.
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recieves that hat jewish people wear (sorry if I offended someone :$ )
inserts my 2 cats, of wich one is missing an eye
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You get plushes that look just like your cats!
*inserts a penny with a string in it so I can pull the penny out when I get whatever the vending machine gives me*
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you get an empty ball
insterts all memes on earth
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Receives a hyper-monster mutant meme.
Inserts a bow tie...
-
recives a necktei
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inserts forgoten stuff XD
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You get a time machine o:
*inserts a machine to clean up everything that isn't a coin as it should've been, you silly floofs*
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recieves a lot of trash
inserts my fav t-shirt
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The vending machine takes your t-shirt out of where the coins and stuff should go, and puts it on itself.
Inserts bryantparknl...
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You get a coin! o:
*sneakily steals that coin and puts it in the machine*
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Receives a chocolate bar. Or a packet of crisps. Your choice.
Inserts Eclipse1...
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Ooh, chocolate! *takes a bite and yelps as I'm put into the machine*
What is this?! I gotta break out! *looks around*
*makes the machine explode as I escape, leaving in fashion.. so you essentially get me and everything everyone ever put into the machine that wasn't a coin*
*...restarts the game*
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Receives the new Vendatronic >9000! It's our new vending machine!
Inserts 1 Yen...
-
You get a cookie! :3
*inserts half dollar coin*
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(Wow! That's generous for 1 Yen!)
Receives 2 quarters.
Inserts an apple...
-
Gets an orange.
Inserts a Reman Warbird.
-
You got an attack helicopter o:
*inserts the song One by Three Dog Night*
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Receives pure silence.
Inserts the spaceship registered as "CST-3N4-002".
-
Receives MH17
Inserts an eevee
-
Receives a Moon Stone.
Inserts a fighting spirit
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Recieves a reminder of his town role play
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Error: item_inserted=0
Inserts everything I imagined
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all your dreams comes true, even your nightmares XP
insterts phone :(
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Receives phone X3
(http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTE5OFgxNjAw/z/SqcAAOSwHOpZ0C8o/$_35.JPG?set_id=8800005007)
Inserts doorbell
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recieves belle (beauty and the beast)
inserts my fav food (chicken and mice)
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Receives a tuna-salmon dish.
Inserts a piece of string
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Receives invisible ties that bond
Inserts treasure chest
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Receives a cardboard box
Inserts ballista
-
recieves shirt made from wool
inserts sunglasses B)
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You get the Men In Black outfit o:
*inserts cookie*
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resieves choclate chip, without the cookies
inserts all animals of a zoo
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Receives the zoo, without the animals.
Inserts a power cell
-
recieves a breaking bad refrence
inserts patatoes and molasses (over the garden wall is haunting me)
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Receives cauliflower and snails.
Inserts salt
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recieves ? (an other furry on this forum)
inserts homework i hevent finished yet
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Receives homework that has yet to be started on.
inserts time waste
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recieves these forums
inserts all disney movies with foxes
-
Receives someone who is obsessed with foxes.
Inserts one yen.
-
recieves one cents
inserts steven universe shirt
-
Receives a dirty T-shirt saying "Keep calm and kill zombies"
Inserts a chainsaw
-
recieves bat with pricklyrope
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Error: item_inserted=0
Inserts potassium
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Since it is probably a chemical you'll get an other one
Inserts sand
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Receives the entire Sahara desert.
Inserts a pizza
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Recieves semi-unhealthy eating habits, along with a complimentary box containing a miniature robot russian playing "Katyusha" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e28Qqj27qGA)...
Inserts Coughing sirup, cut with lemon juice...
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recieves a toy
inserts my new sahara desert
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Receives one tiny brown rock.
Inserts mr. Lol
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did you know that when you hold your calculator upside down and thype LOL+LOL= in youll get HIHI
inserts some more random facts
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receives half of a saw
inserts other half of saw
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recieves half of a knive
inserts half of a fork
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Gets half a spoon.
Inserts Infiltrator-Grade Personal Cloaking Device (PCD).
-
Receives an insane Nightkin Super Mutant!
*Inserts a recepie book written in alien language*
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recieves chinees cook book
inserts the willem alexander, the dutch king.
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Receives a ceremonial function.
Inserts an arcane dragon
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Receives Blue Eyes White Dragon
Inserts Atlantis
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Receives water. Lots and lots of water.
Inserts "it".
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Receives it (https://grim-perspectives.deviantart.com/art/More-To-It-75598206)
Inserts anti-gravity laser
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Receives altered reality.
Inserts logic
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recieves (isaac) newton
inserts (alexander) hamilton
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Receives Geronimo Stilton.
Inserts something that only exists in the 5th dimension
-
recieves a 4D movie
inserts $d-glasses for the movie
-
Receives boring glasses with no effect.
Inserts complex mathematical equation.
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recieves the fact im not a sientict
inserts the journal (Gravity Falls)
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Receives a fall of gravity itself.
Inserts money.
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recieves alexander hamilton, first secretery of tresury
inserts 5 ddollar split in 1 dolaars, youll never get my 5 dollar bill
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Receives a lollypop and the excuse inflation has grown.
Inserts hat
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recieves bunny
inserts wand
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Gets Harry Potter.
Inserts irritating dogs barking incessantly at night when I'm trying to sleep.
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recieves cats that meow in your ears at full volume at 6 AM D:
inserts credit card
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Receives charges of identity theft
Inserts a cell tower
-
recieves a phone from the 80's
inserts music from the 80's
-
Receives a phone number 867-5309
Inserts a local paper distribution facility
-
(if thats your phone number you just gave it to the world congrats X3 )
recieves a car
inserts beer
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Receives a murica
Inserts a slightly used pair of shoes
(That's a song from the 80s that's the number in the song)
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Gets a boot to the head.
Inserts K'Vort-class Bird-of-Prey.
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Receives a King Sardine support sub.
Inserts silence
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Receives a Silent (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silence_(Doctor_Who))
Inserts a dictionary...
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Receives words. Lots and lots of words.
Inserts an error
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recieves 404
inserts 69
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Receives 70
Inserts cringy furry pawns
-
recives a clawsome and purrfect massage saying im just kitten around
inserts the emoji movie
-
Receives emojis.
Inserts a YuGiOh card...
-
recives pokemon
inserts school
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Receives university.
Inserts lightstone (yes, I mean you, lightstone!)
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recieves perfection
inserts a friend like me (Alladin song)
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Receives a place for us (from Bridge to Terabithia)
Inserts the best selling book worldwide
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recieves Harry Potter
inserts Lord Of The Rings
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Receives my axe!
The last one was such a ripoff. I insert my Harry Potter.
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resievec fantastic beasts and where to find them
inserts tickets for "Hamilton"
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Receives tickets for a random movie!
Inserts Hobus Supernova (http://memory-beta.wikia.com/wiki/Hobus).
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recieves a sun
iserts the man who put the glad in gladiator
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Receives good death.
Inserts CASHMERE SWEATER IN ALL CAPS
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recieves a jammed capslock key
inserts a kite
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Receives a blimp.
Inserts rainbows and sunshine.
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recieves MLP (My Little Pony[size=78%])[/size]
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Receives Donald Duck.
Inserts xenon.
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recieves X-man
inserts lion king
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Receives The Wild.
Inserts trololonium
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recieves trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolloll
inserts the emotional scenes from pixar :'( :'( :'( theres a lot of them, just listen when she loved me from toy story 2
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You get a jar full of tears!
*Proceeds to insert two hexagonal coins from her hometown*
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You get a blue satin dress!
*inserts a golden ankh*
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Gets the Golden Gun!
*Inserts Plasma Torpedo*
-
resievec submarian
inserts laptop
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A desktop is presented in return.
*inserts drawing*
-
recieves money
inserts my sister
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Receives very angry parents, you heartless brute >:(
Inserts trampoline
-
Receives a spring
Inserts Jeremia
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resives a guy?
inserts Gaston
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Gets a gasket!
Inserts RCS-class Armored Cruiser (https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/halo/images/7/7b/H4-RCSArmoredCruiser-SideFull.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/2000?cb=20140110224047).
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Receives a RC-plane.
Inserts a world in which everything is the same, except I don't exist.
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recieves sadness
inserts joy
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Receives a world in which everything is the same, except YOU don't exist.
Inserts an umbrella.
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resives rain, you dont have your umbrella anymore
inserts a frog
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Receives a toad
Inserts the Trollotron 5000.5
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resives a ban on every site
inserts 5 dollar
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Receives 5 cookies.
Inserts dough.
-
recives grandma
inserts alligator
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Receives an animal with three letters in its name
Inserts questions.
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recives awnser
inserts past
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Receives an even further past.
Inserts LEGO.
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recives playmobile
inserts a mother, a real mother
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Receives placebo puppet
Inserts creativity
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recives a school
inserts new orleans and dreams come trough in new orleans
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Receives Texas.
Inserts Aslan.
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recieves asia
insert europe
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Receives a small country lying next to the North Sea.
Inserts truth
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recives Hamilton
inserts 5 douzen eggs
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Receives salmonella.
Inserts boring voiceover
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recives starwars
inserts startrek
-
Receives things.
Inserts "alternative truths".
-
recieves more lies
inserts lion king
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Receives Simba.
Inserts Flynn.
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recives tangeld
inserts todd
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Receives the Replacements.
Inserts Clu.
-
resives cluedo
inserts monopoly
-
Receives money.
Inserts Quorra.
-
resives omething
inserts something else
-
Receives an item
Inserts a lightcycle
-
resives a popsicle
inserts ice cweam
-
receives a scream
Inserts Tron.EXE
-
recives another disney movie
inserts a TV
-
Receives every not-Disney movie.
Inserts the Master Control Program.
-
Gets mind controlled.
Inserts Venator-class Star Destroyer.
-
Receives the armory of a Venator-class Star destroyer.
inserts Dc-15S
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Receives a fake replica.
Inserts an annoying dog.
-
receives orb
inserts freak pizza
-
Receives a pizza that chases you around the house.
Inserts the BattleEagle V "Blowfish MK.II".
-
Gets a Predator-class Star Destroyer.
Inserts Negh'var-class Battlecruiser.
-
Receives widespread destruction.
Inserts photon beam
-
Receives a CD filled with pure silence.
Inserts an eyepatch
-
Receives wooden plank
Inserts eyepad
-
Receives Eyepet.
Inserts broken headphones
-
receives crappy mike
Inserts Microphone Kirby
-
recieves pain in the ears
inserts seaweed
-
Receives sea serpent
Inserts high score
-
resieves a high five
inserts my glasses
-
Receives monocle.
Inserts circle.
-
recives pie (get it cuz like py, the diameter of a circle)
inserts another bad pun
-
Receives me. ;)
Inserts white roses.
-
recives your head cut off cuz the queen wants them red
inserts another bad disney refrence
-
Gets a good disney reference.
Inserts The Matrix.
-
Gets unplugged abruptly.
Inserts a ballon
-
recives a balled
inserts greece
-
Gets Rome
Inserts telephone
-
Receives telegram
Inserts the North Sea.
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recives ice, alot of ice
inserts antartica
-
receives Greenland.
Inserts Australia.
-
recives austria
inserts the netherlands
-
Receives tulips, cheese, and the colour orange.
Inserts 5 cents.
-
recives a massage: put in more money for stuff
inserts a drumkit
-
Receives bongos.
Inserts wrath.
-
recives a frog for some unknown reason
inserts dungeons and dragons
-
Receives a 20-sided dice.
Inserts fun.
-
recives everything but school
inserts lonlyness
-
Receives company. Lots and lots of company. The room is crowded...
Inserts silence
-
recives relaxation
inserts the fact im an intrevert
-
Receives a huge whirl that sucks up all your company.
Inserts wind.
-
recives the eye.... of a hurricane
inserts a puzzle paterned scarf
-
Receives jigsaw puzzle.
Inserts heartache.
-
recives heart shped egg
inserts ma mind
-
Receives thoughts that are unknown to me.
Inserts my imagination
-
recives journy into your immagination, pls bring it back to the original atraction disney
inserts ma coolness
-
Receives your stupidity.
Inserts ice monsters.
-
receives kakamora
inserts tamatoa
-
Receives the handbook "Spelling 101".
Inserts purple coins.
-
eroor: the coin was to slimy
inserts error: can insert because its to slimy
-
Receives cleaning fluid.
Inserts Power Stars.
-
recieves the sun
inserts my son
-
Receives your daughter
Inserts a green mushroom with white dots and eyes.
-
receives a one down
inserts a 7 up
-
Receives Coca-Cola.
Inserts a short human with a mushroom head.
-
recieves a toad (as in the animal)
inserts a prinsess
-
Receives a brown-haired girl with an orange dress.
Inserts a plumber with a green hat.
-
recieves his brother with a red hat
inserts a stop sign
-
Receives a stoplight.
Inserts Cuddly kitty.
-
recieves kittens
inserts a peach
-
Gets a Plum.
Inserts Vanilla Coke.
-
recieves cherry coke
inserts a game
-
Gets another game.
Inserts TIE Defender (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/TIE/D_Defender/Legends).
-
receives a X-wing
inserts th color "green"
-
Receives the colour magenta
Inserts 15 random people...
-
receives a dome to put them under
inserts storybrooke
-
Receives a storybook
INSERTS A CAPS LOCK KEY
-
RECIEVES AN ANOYING MASSAGE
INSERTS A SHIFT KEY
-
Gets the worst possible shift at work.
*Inserts Monologue from Chancellor Martok (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6h8TZQ5SMA)*
-
Gets and incoherent speak by Barack Obama
Puts in the receipts form an excellent weekend
-
Receives breath-mint
Inserts cantaloupe
-
Gets Honey Dew
Inserts Super Mario Odyssey
-
Receives the fact you don’t own a switch
Insert switch
-
Receives a place switch with me.
Inserts spaghetti that's one year over date.
-
Receives a disgust of the Italian
-
Inserts headache
-
recieves my mom
inserts forgiveness
-
Receives mercy.
Inserts a combination of justice and love.
-
Receives a potential new character of me... Hm hm hm.
Inserts a heart-shaped key
-
recieves disney characters
inserts a kingdom of hearts
-
Receives kingdom of spades
Inserts electric lute
-
recieves electric flute
inserts drum kit
-
receives beating. ouch.
inserts airplane canopy
-
recieves panic
inserts calm
-
Receives a lake in a forest at sundown
Inserts oil lamp
-
recieves mine
inserts gold
-
Receives Silver the Hedgehog
Inserts porcelain[/colo]
-
recieves the sound of it breaking
inserts marshmellows
-
Receives a sticky, sweet mess.
Inserts L.O.V.E.
-
recieves low overated vending machine enterer
inserts C.U.P.H.E.A.D
-
Receives crappy unusable prototype having exeptionally annoying defects.
Inserts E.X.P.
-
recieves exalent xylophone player
inserts S.T.O.P
-
Receives Superstitious Terrifying Overwatch Player.
Inserts a bad pun
-
recieves a bad pointless useless nothingness
-
Error: item_inserted=0;
Inserts the mentioned error.
-
recieves an appegis
inserts an apolagees
-
Receives a dictionary and the word "apologies"
Inserts a grammar and spelling freak
-
recieves the fact i like grammer but not spelling
inserts me sleeping
-
Receives a computer that should be turned off.
Inserts a bed.
-
recieves a bye bye
inserts notehing, im sleeping
-
Receives a sleep-posting Lightstone.
Inserts everything but the universe.
-
Gets a Universe without anything.
Inserts upgraded DH17 Blaster Carbine.
-
receives foam dart pistol...(and a phaser)
inserts a job application
-
Gets a job.
Inserts unmodified E11 Blaster Carbine.
-
Receives AirSoft pistol, without ammo
Inserts Wwhirled Peas
-
recieves whirled beans
inserts the cure to a diseas
-
Receives a loss at Plague Inc.
Inserts a 500 euro note
-
Sorry we don’t expect €500 notes
Inserts YouTube and Netflix
-
Receives a distraction.
Inserts three bottles of soap.
-
recieves death
inserts a copy of peter pan
-
Receives a copy of the Blues Traveler song 'Hook'.
Inserts a meerkat in a hula skirt.
-
Recieves a weird looking pig approaching at an awfully high velocity...
Inserts a boy named Sue....
-
receives a Ring of Fire...
Inserts a lump of grey clay
-
Gets a rock.
Inserts Jim Carry.
-
gets a weird sense of humor, and a mask....
inserts half a hot dog
-
Gets half a bun.
Inserts Tire Iron.
-
gets a neatly pressed set of tires
inserts thinly veiled sarcasm
-
recieves Negan
inserts the fact i havent seen the walking dead
-
Gets a swarm of Walking Dead fans with burning torches screaming "Burn the heretic! He hasn't seen the Walking Dead!"
Inserts Mustard.
-
recieves a 50 year old guy
inserts Mount Rushmore
-
Recieves Mt. Everest.
Inserts 10^18301.
-
Receives the remains of an exploded calculator!
Inserts a footprint in the snow
-
recieves a clue
inserts the snow itselfs
-
Gets Frozen
Inserts some random guy
-
recieves the perfect match
inserts a Jack Skelington mug
-
Receives a mug with a miniature Jack Skellington sitting inside it.
Inserts Pixar...
-
recieves tears
inserts tissues
-
Receives "All Dogs Go To Heaven"
Inserts mousepad
-
Gets a gaming mouse!
Inserts bottle of iced tea.
-
recieves hot tea
inserts the dutch celebration "Sinterklaas"
-
Receives both Santa Claus and St. Nicholas.
Inserts an inside joke...
-
recieves not many laughs
inserts "zwarte piet"
-
Gets a lot of angry people when they find out it means "black Pete"
Inserts Mel Gibson
-
Recieve funny comments regarding the jews.
Insert one republican
-
Receives a half
Inserts a tv show
-
recieves a new anime netfilx serries
inserts a friend
-
Receives... wait you got friends? XP Forgot what you got
Inserts percussion
-
Gets precision.
Inserts E11 Carbine Certification.
-
(i don't have friends anymore, my only friend is in a vending machine)
recieves blank paper
inserts E11 Carbine
-
Receives an Order 66
Inserts a 99 balloons
-
Recieve full blown nuclear warfare.
*Insert minarchism*
-
Receives Anarchism
Inserts many-different-other-forms-of-isms
-
*recieve Max Stirner to end it all*
Inserts some quote
-
Receives a standing ovation
Inserts a
-
Recieve nothing due to the lack of a proper inserted quantity.
*inserts lean management*
-
*receives WORKERS SLACKING OFF*
*Inserts the string "'); DROP TABLE *;"
-
Recieve some funky .bat file.
*insert Laissez-faire economics*
-
*Receives reaganomics*
Inserts a nop sled
-
No operation happens.
*Insert a Bitcoin program to double all Bitcoin when the price of a bitcoin hits 5:1 the value of 2011*
-
*Receives 256-SHA encryption with public-private key cryptography... Good luck!*
Inserts a Quantum Computer
-
*Recieve quantum physics models that weren't possible for a long time.*
*Insert a massive shortsale on financial institutions and their stock, mixed with a global run on the bank*
-
*Receives a Recession!*
*Inserts Price controls*
-
*recieve fixed inflation rate*
*Inserts devaluation that uses following function= Y=X²*
-
*Receives quadratic expansion?*
*Inserts a scientific theory with no evidence*
-
*recieve massive tabloid publication*
*insert shortsale regulations*
-
Gets a headache.
*Inserts bungee cord*
-
recieves it broken next to a message, "listen its not my fault he died"
inserts tears
-
recieves hapines
inserts a URL
-
recieves https://www.google.nl/search?biw=1920&bih=949&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=wr4GWvyzN9CusAfW1YP4Aw&q=least+cute+animals&oq=least+cute+&gs_l=psy-ab.3.0.0i19k1.865881.869028.0.870951.11.11.0.0.0.0.135.1038.10j1.11.0....0...1.1.64.psy-ab..0.11.1037...0j0i67k1j0i30k1j0i8i30k1j0i24k1j0i8i30i19k1.0.YJ78LsfCWyo#imgrc=nrbyBwpBOXFegM:
inserts https://www.google.nl/search?biw=1920&bih=949&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=wr4GWvyzN9CusAfW1YP4Aw&q=least+cute+animals&oq=least+cute+&gs_l=psy-ab.3.0.0i19k1.865881.869028.0.870951.11.11.0.0.0.0.135.1038.10j1.11.0....0...1.1.64.psy-ab..0.11.1037...0j0i67k1j0i30k1j0i8i30k1j0i24k1j0i8i30i19k1.0.YJ78LsfCWyo#imgrc=nrbyBwpBOXFegM:
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Receives a fail at failing
Inserts endless fall
-
recieves buttomless pit
inserts some more mysteries
-
recieves a one time solution
inserts a wooden plank
-
Gets a pirate captain demanding they walk the plank.
*Inserts last-minute desperate solutions to impossible problems created by other f****** people*
(Cookie to the one who gets the reference)
-
*Receives a cookie*
(I don't deserve it after all, I didn't get the reference xD)
*Inserts two hundred thousand million Zimbabwe dollars*
-
(I have a hunch it may have to do with star wars maaaybe.)
*Recieves two hundred thousand million republic credits*
Republic Credits? there no good out here.
*inserts R2 series astromech droid*
-
recieves a rare BB type droid
inserts a wookie
-
(It was an Under Siege reference... seriously, has no one here seen any of Steven Segal's movies?!)
Gets a Nemoidian.
Inserts a Zabrak.
-
recieves.... you know what ill stop star wars good luck with you Malinial Falcon
inserts Star Trek
-
recieves a mashup of star wars and star trek called "trek wars"
inserts universe
-
Receives dimension
Inserts hairball
-
*Receives a Coughing cat*
*Inserts a paradox*
-
Gets faded out of existence.
*Inserts B1 Battle Droid*
-
recieves a very angry fox
inserts a scrartch
-
Receives pain.
Insets Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
-
Receives Prifddinas
Inserts an empty jar.
-
Receives an ajar jar in a jar.
Inserts Cheza :)
-
recieves red
inserts a game disk
-
Gets a digital copy of their favorite game.
*Inserts Boba Fett*
-
recieves another angry fox
inserts a message: "stop Star Wars"
-
You receive a piece of paper with 'NO' written on it.
*inserts a silver dollar*
-
recieves a paper Euro note
inserts olaf
-
Receives some water, some twigs, coals and a carrot.
Inserts Robin Hood.
-
Gets the Sheriff of Nottingham.
*Inserts Shinzon*
(lightstone, you got something against Star Wars?)
-
(not really but my aunt takes star wars too far and rather have SW merch then a proper roof!)
recieves Q
inserts Discord
-
recieves skype
inserts a floppy disk with funny sounds on it
-
Gets a boot to the head and a note demanding, "WHAT HERESY IS THIS?!"
*Inserts Reman Warbird (http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Scimitar)*
-
recieves skype
XD i meant Discord of MLP as its the same actor as Q from star trek
recieves TIE-fighter
inserts tissues
-
Receives a cold
Inserts a bowling ball
-
recieves a strike
inserts twin strike
-
Gets a Sith Marauder.
*Inserts TIE Avenger*
-
(and STARWARS)
recieves revenge
inserts the fact that STARWARS is disney
-
Receives an empty void
Inserts Copperplate Gothic Light
-
recieves a rage of goths
inserts red
-
Gets Blue.
Inserts Coffee Mug.
-
Receives mug shot
Inserts belly dance
-
Gets booted for doing that at the wrong time.
*inserts a boot to the head*
-
recieves a cute cat
inserts a kitten
-
Gets a puppy!
*Inserts Febreze air freshener*
-
recieves fresh air
inserts my headphones
-
Gets a Megaphone.
*Inserts Gallon of Orange Juice*
-
recieves milk
inserts breakfast
-
Receives dirty dishes
Inserts Disney's Song of the South
-
recieves a ban
inserts lego
-
Receives 318 million tyres
Inserts a slightly sad frog
-
Receives a toad
Inserts a sweet potato pie
-
Gets a Pumpkin Pie.
Inserts irritating pop up.
-
Recieves the 4000 boxes of poptards as an apology from the service provider, but they're all delivered by courier, on separate times of the day.
Inserts a small piece of bread, from a file american sandwich, that the ravens didn't want to eat....
-
Receives a note that says "Don't ever do that again."
*Inserts half a pizza*
-
Recieves a note that says "Do that again."
Inserts some guy being ambushed by like 40 dudes, or something...
-
recieves a massage saying "How?"
inserts that massage
-
Receives a vigorous backrub
Inserts an unmarked VHS cassette.
-
Gets a hidden robot!!
Inserts pie in a thought bubble
-
recieves a paper saying 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170 679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303 819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491 4127
inserts a video of people eating some stuff'
-
Receives loud swearing from Gordon Ramsey
Inserts a pie chart of the amount of pie eaten
-
Recieves that amount of pie, eaten...
Inserts space...
-
Gets time.
Inserts Mass.
-
insert the speed of light squared and youll get energie
inserts disney movie
-
Gets a one year pass to disneyworld!
Inserts Thanksgiving
-
Gets an excessive amount of food and a nightmare of dishes to wash.
*Inserts Homemade Cheesecake*
-
recieves an empty plate along side a message: "sorry" :P
inserts €329,99
-
Receives a note asking, "What do you want?"
Inserts EE3 Blaster Carbine.
-
recieves some other thing you can battle with
inserts a note saying "i want a switch for that €329,99"
-
Receives a light switch in the shape of the statue of liberty.
Inserts a mystery box...
-
recieves €10
inserts furry haters
-
Receives anger, stereotypes, and the Internet
Inserts Reddit...
-
Recieves 12 and a half tumblr-wave feminists.
Inserts 14 rounds of .45 ACP, and a cutaway schematic of the L30A1 tank gun.
-
Receives airship with customized weapons and munition.
Inserts a carrot
-
Recieves a very happy horse, with some weird guy dressed in red and gold drapes, and some scary gold scimitar or something on top of it, followed by an army of people with their faces painted black, wearing traditional spanish clothing.
But, they're giving you cookies and candy, soo they're probably friendly...
Inserts 4 metric tonnes of pure caffeine...
-
recieves a heart attack
inserts my broken glasses
-
Gets those same glasses back - fixed.
Inserts Halo Wars Definitive Edition.
-
recieves Half-Life 3 teaser
inserts Portal 3 teaser
-
Receives all the hype in the world.
Inserts a Mogwai...
-
recieves a candy
inserts a cube
-
Receives Rubick
Inserts rubber ducky
-
Gets a rubber piecce of bread
Inserts snow
-
Receives Christmas gift! Watch out, due to a cultural difference it's only a decorated box.
Inserts crayon
-
You got colourful candle
Inserts Sonw Leopard
-
Receives a Sand Leopard... well looks like all the snow is gone.
Inserts a can of Cherry soda. Diet of course.
-
Gets a can of Vanilla soda. Regular.
Inserts Cortana.
-
recieves alexa
insertinserts peter pan
-
Recieves green
Inerterts the least populair movie caracter
-
Receives a boot to the head for not being specific.
Inserts tin can.
-
Receives bent tin can
inserts a 27-cent coin
-
Receives policemen
Inserts nylon rope
-
Gets tied to a tree.
Inserts Empress Vaylin (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Vaylin).
-
recieves a note "Stop The Starwars"
inserts 1 dollor
-
Receives 1 dollor, with the note that the machine doesn't accept fake money
Inserts wheat
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Get bread
Inserts that one disc over there
-
Receives C418
Inserts blanco paper
-
recieves a drawing
inserts one dollar
-
Gets a soda.
Inserts the USS Enterprise-E.
-
Gets a plate with two forks
Inserts a droid factory
-
Gets the planet Hypori.
Inserts 501st Legion.
-
Gets vader’s fist, literally the disembodied hand.
Inserts Grand moff Romulan :P
-
Gets a hearty laugh because I found that funny.
Inserts Grand Admiral ?
-
Gets a really disorganized Imperial navy and probably a ded ? when the emperor finds out : P
Inserts a pile of scrap
-
Gets a cobbled-together piece of makeshift tech!
Inserts M1 Garand.
-
gats a shot to the head
inserts mah cats
-
Gets KITTENS!!! YAY!!! I WANT ONE!
Inserts my brother's dog.
-
receives a question. small medium or large?
inserts said question
-
Gets milkshakes in all three sizes.
Inserts CCS-class Battlecruiser.
-
receives si-fi
inserts a bitch, as in female dog OK! no cursing, i'm not cursing
-
Gets a litter of puppies
Inserts a Kiwi
-
receives a kiwi (i didn't know if you meant kiwi as in the bird or as in the fruit so.....)
inserts mickey mouse
-
( that was the point : P )
Gets three dinner plates
Inserts John Battman :3
-
Gets... Batman? Hey, that's what that last name sounds like!
Inserts Chester Bennington.
-
( John Battman (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKHQklT-xdE) here : P )
Gets a . . . sad face r.i.p
Inserts a snow leopard in a top hot
-
relieves a snow leopard in a barret
-
Receives a 404 Error
Inserts Luxembourg...
-
recieves Italy
inserts France
-
Receives England.
Inserts Nebelwerfer-41 (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bf/Bundesarchiv_Bild_101I-277-0840-32%2C_Russland%2C_Nebelwerfer_im_Schnee.jpg).
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Gets a land mattress (https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5047/5307811649_5ea902e175_b.jpg)
Inserts a junk star fighter
-
Gets a real starfighter.
Inserts TIE Fighter.
-
Gets a TYE wing (https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/4/4c/TYEwing-XWRS27.png/revision/latest?cb=20150822180558)
Inserts a loaf of bread
-
Gets a loaf of sourdough bread.
Inserts Black Forest Ham.
-
Recieves the KFC
Inserts a fire
-
Receives water.
Inserts Turkey.
-
Recieves chicken.
Inserts hopes and dreams.
Sent from my Moto E (4) using Tapatalk
-
Receives a mystery box containing either happiness or disappointment.
Inserts Cloaking Device.
-
Gets a Tr Infiltrator
Inserts a lion
-
Gets Simba.
Inserts a cat tree.
-
recieves oliver (https://allesoverfilm.nl/media/uploads/uploads_old_site/reviews/391/shot1_large.jpg)
inserts something
-
Gets something else.
Inserts a good night's sleep.
-
Gets a sleeping walking super solider that destroyes an entire empire only to wake up at a celebration without a clue what is going on, can only remember they left their oven on so they just run back home.
Inserts a bucket of rocks.
-
Gets cobblestone.
Inserts corrupt, money-hungry corporate f***heads lining their pockets at the expense of the people and the common good.
-
Gets news fame
Inserts a CD
-
Gets a floppy disk
Inserts the last thing you thought of
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Gets the UACS Iron Regent. Yeah, that was the last thing I thought of when I read your post.
Inserts a Crusade against Corporate Corruption and Monopoly.
-
receives Ajit Pai, and disappointment.
inserts protests
-
receives democracy
inserts collage degree
-
Receives ok job
Inserts will to live
-
recieves death
inserts your skull
-
Gets a pelt :o
Inserts a huge space cube . . . made of cheese
-
Gets a model of a Borg Cube.
Inserts model of a Romulan Warbird.
-
receives a romulan war-bird
inserts fantasy
-
Receives reality.
Inserts three dragon scales, a few black cat bones, frog legs, and a silver bullet that killed a werewolf.
-
Receives mad scientist.
Inserts coffee table.
-
Receives a broken toe.
Inserts a ceiling fan
-
Gets a box fan.
Inserts a very cuddly kitty.
-
receives a plush version of the kitty
inserts cereal
-
receives prize
inserts 50,000,000,000 dollar Zimbabwe banknote.
-
Gets 117,260,508.47 euro along with a sticky note that says ZWD as been suspended indefinitely.
Inserts a moderator
-
Receives very angry admin...
Inserts a karate kick!
-
Gets flung across the room.
Inserts the Matrix.
-
receives a glitch
inserts déjà vu
-
Receives déjà vu
Inserts toothpaste
-
Gets mouthwash
Inserts all the pokemon
-
receives the feeling of acomplagement?
inserts candy canes
-
Gets a candy cane sword battle.
Inserts snow
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receives a lot of traffic jams
inserts broken car pieces
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Receives scrap metal.
inserts 3 scrap metal
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Receives a recycling company
Inserts candle light
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Gets scented candles.
Inserts heartburn.
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receives a broken heart
inserts the song 'burn' from the Broadway musical Hamilton
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Gets the song "Burn" by Mad At Gravity (song that played in the end credits of "Reign of Fire")
Inserts Strawberries & Cream Soda.
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Gets an eevee and empty soda can.
Inserts a pair of skis
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Gets a snowboard.
Inserts Magnetic Accelerator Cannon.
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recieves the northpole
inserts the song 'Its's quite uptown' from 'hamilton'
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Receives polite applause.
Inserts a blank VHS tape.
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Receives a dirty LaserDisc.
Inserts a potted plant.
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Receives a hidden worm
Inserts a lemon
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Receives lemonade
Inserts a melon
-
Receives melonade
Inserts an ad for refreshing MelonadeTM
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Receives an ad for refreshing Watermelonade (TM)
Inserts enough acid to fill a lake...
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Receives a giant stomach (ewww)
Inserts a giant belly button.
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Gets... something disturbing.
Inserts Romulan Bird-of-Prey.
-
Gets a pigeon of doom
Inserts a Digimon
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Gets a Pokemon.
Inserts HERESY!!!
-
Receives treason.
Inserts a box of donuts...
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Gets Homer Simpson.
Inserts Peter Griffin.
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gets a griffin
inserts cappy
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Gets a Captain.
Inserts an Admiral.
-
gets an addition
inserts DLC
-
Gets less money
Inserts cheese
-
gets ham
inserts christmas
-
Receives really bad Christmas songs on the radio that are played each darn year
Inserts a giraffe that's afraid of heights
-
Gets a Lion that likes jumping cliffs.
Inserts an M1911 Colt.
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receives an other gun
inserts the song "i want a hippopotamus for Christmas"
-
Gets a Hippopotamus for Christmas. Good luck feeding that thing...
Inserts ALL MY RAGE!!!
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Gets COD; Black Ops.
Inserts a tuft of pink fur.
-
receives lion from steven universe
inserts fireworks
-
Gets TNT.
Inserts C4.
-
gets into jail
inserts a happy 2018 ^_^
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Gets that same Happy 2018.
Inserts Lakeview Manor.
-
receives sea shore mansion
inserts the color black
-
Receives black coffee
Inserts red light
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Receives a car horn
Insert a rusty coin
-
Gets Mario coin
Inserts mushrooms
-
Gets cream of mushroom soup.
Inserts Earl Grey Tea.
-
gets a British accent
inserts mario odyssey
-
Gets Mario Kart.
Inserts glass of water.
-
Gets an HM for Surf
*Inserts Diabetes*
-
recieves super mario obesity
inserts super mario galaxy
-
Receives an actual galaxy in a jar.
Inserts a 5lb block of salt.
-
recieves pearl from steven universe
inserts amathist
-
Receives an amethyst necklace.
Inserts metal chains.
-
recieves a necklace
inserts my annoying cousin
-
Gets a clapping monkey toy.
Inserts a banana nut muffin.
-
recieves banana bread
inserts a stair
-
Receives a sims 3 patch for stairs. Finally.
Inserts a power-bank.
-
recieves energy
inserts kylo ren
-
Receives rage in a cage.
Inserts a bottle of maple syrup.
-
recieves pancakes with waffels
inserts breakfast
-
Gets Lunch.
Inserts a rock.
-
gets a boulder
inserts my eye
-
Gets a cyborg eye.
Inserts Dean Domino.
-
receive a ni- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, SMOOTHSKIN?
Inserts CAPSLOCK
-
Receives Tab
Insert a 1:1 model of jupiter
-
Recieve one big planetary collision with earth D:
Insert one big file containing every thing said on this forum
-
Receives friends and fun :3
Inserts Super Mario Obesity
-
receives deja vu
inserts can of worms
-
Receives bazookas and grenades
Inserts a chess set
-
Gets a checkers set.
Inserts James Bond.
-
Receives pea shooter
Inserts Rock Lobster
-
Somehow gets a Lobster made of Rock. Or is that a Mudcrab...?
Inserts RPK74.
-
Receives P99
Inserts catnip despite wanting to keep it for myself
-
Gets more catnip.
Inserts Napalm.
-
Gets a molotov.
Inserts an AI.
-
recieves the movie AI
inserts the movie ET
-
Receives a copy of ET on dvd.
Inserts a saber tooth.
-
Receives a clone of yourself. Try to get along, okay?
Inserts delete button
-
Gets deleted.
Inserts a Tire Iron.
-
Receive the tutorial for Vampire: the masquerade- bloodlines
Inserts an orange tie
-
Gets a red TIE Fighter.
...
... WHAT HERESY IS THIS?!
...
... Inserts MA5B Assault Rifle.
-
gets an iron tire
-
Recieves confusion
Inserts Stranger Things theme
-
receives eleven of em
inserts the vending machine
-
Receives paradox
Inserts multiverse
-
recieves universe
inserts spoon
-
Gets a spork.
Inserts a log.
-
Gets a tree.
Inserts Weird Al Yankovic.
-
Gets a discount at the hardware store.
*Inserts my glasses.*
-
Gets laser eye surgery.
Inserts the cold coffee sitting on my desk since this morning.
-
Gets a Starbucks latte.
Inserts a single coffee bean.
-
gets a little bit of ground coffee
-
receives nothing
inserts the movie "the Heathers"
-
Receives shocked letters I gues
inserts empty CD
-
Receives an empty box
Inserts a dragon soul
-
Receives loud words
pours beans in
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Receives freshly brewed coffee
Inserts my annoying, chubby brother
-
receives a more annoying sister
inserts tickets to the musical heathers
-
Receives an I. O. U.
Inserts my 162 damage Daedric sword with paralysis from Skyrim
-
Receives a second copy of it. Damn bugs.
Inserts cups, lots of them
-
Receives a copy of Anna Kendrick's "Cup Song"
Inserts the loads of dead bodies from Windhelm after I passed through
-
Gets an amiibo.
Inserts a yard of faux fur.
-
Receive a sheet of plastic.
Insert a citizen chip
-
receives a citizen otp
inserts a caramelized mushroom
-
Receives chinese takeout.
Inserts aerogel.
-
Gets some other item I have no clue what it is.
Inserts two Eagle Swords from Prince of Persia: Warrior Within.
-
Receives one eagle sword, and a note: Thanks for the sword! -TenOfSwords
Inserts the prequels...
-
Gets a note asking, "What prequels? Specifics, man!"
Inserts the Sands of Time.
-
Receives time which is rough and coarse and gets everywhere.
Inserts the 80's.
-
Gets lots of classic 80s music.
Inserts Chester Bennington (RIP).
-
Receives a music theory analysis of 'What I've Done'.
Inserts Mr Potatohead angry eyes.
-
Gets a Mr. Potatohead with shoes stuffed in the eye sockets.
Inserts NCC-1701-E.
-
recieves something else
inserts cereal
-
Receives a cereal killer
Inserts the away team
-
Gets a Commbadge.
Inserts Romulan Cloaking Device.
-
Receives a HP invisibility cloak and a wand.
Inserts The Dragonet Prophecy.
-
Receives wings and a box of matches
Inserts Romulan ale
-
Gets a note reminding you that Romulan Ale is illegal.
Inserts Demitrius Zaarin.
-
Receives a copy of the biography 'Thrawn - I wore it better'.
Inserts blue milk.
-
Gets whole milk.
Inserts Palpatine's head followed by Alduin the World-Eater.
-
Get's a broken machine.
Inserts a bottlecap
-
gets a pencil
inserts cream
-
Get’s ice.
Inserts yourself
-
Receives the title of Dragon Warrior.
Inserts a dartboard.
-
Gets ten darts.
Inserts Death Knight.
-
gets dark knight
inserts cellphone
-
Gets the Apple company.
Inserts the Apple company.
-
Gets an apple. As in the fruit. This one is 80% red.
Inserts a basketball...
-
Receives a grapefruit.
Inserts candied roses.
-
Receives non-candied roses.
Inserts a wheelchair...
-
Receives Davros
Inserts an angry cat
-
Gets a cuddly kitten.
Inserts Feral Worgen.
-
Receives a lawsuit from the Werewolf Community.
Inserts and Animagus.
-
Gets the Magus from In the Name of the King.
Inserts Lvl 81 Worgen Warrior decked out with heirloom items.
-
Recieves an I.O.U
Inserts a year's worth of coconut
-
receives a lot of puke
inserts a ton of marshmellows
-
Gets a sugar overload.
Inserts bacon.
-
Receives George Orwell's Animal Farm in a sandwich.
Inserts a backdated invoice.
-
Receives another invoice.
Inserts bottle of water.
-
receives bottle of coke
inserts drakula
-
Receives The Count from Sesame Street.
Inserts Big Bird.
-
Gets a little bird.
Inserts an Ace of Spades card.
-
Receives Lemmy from Motorhead (rip dude \m/)
Inserts the Jack of Diamonds.
-
Gets a game of Poker.
Inserts Poker Face.
-
Gets black jack
Inserts yatzee
-
Gets another board game.
Inserts chess piece.
-
Receives The Horse and the Castle.
Inserts a raven.
-
Gets an eagle.
Inserts a Vulture.
-
Receives distressed Qibli (Wings of Fire)
Inserts Dragonflame Cactus
-
receives a spiky dragonfly
-
Receives THE ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION OF THE UNIVERSE!!!1!!1!
Inserts nothing because there's nothing left that can be inserted.
-
Gets nothing.
Inserts Mandal Hypernautics.
-
Receives A Guide to Womandalore by Vhonte Tervho.
Inserts a box of "Legends" stickers.
-
Gets a box of "Legends" Pins.
Inserts the Prince of Persia.
-
Receives Star Wars Battlefront 2 for Ps2
Inserts a hat
-
receives another hat, to hide you're ears for the accident at the art academy
inserts a big pile of Korok seeds
-
Receives wild breath.
Inserts breath mint
-
Receives a dead mouse in the shape of a coin
Inserts said dead mouse coin
-
Gets a health inspection.
Inserts the Sith Code:
"Peace is a lie, there is only Passion
Through passion, I gain Strength
Through strength, I gain Power
Through Power, I gain Victory
Through victory, my chains are broken
The Force shall free me."
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Receives the Anla'Shok credo.
Inserts five knitting needles, an octopus, and a sack of potatoes.
-
Gets a note saying "DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!!!"
Inserts Warlord Zsinj.
-
Receives Demagol
Inserts an M4
-
Receives M8
Inserts G'day mate!
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Receives a drunken pirate
Inserts coffee
-
Receives a slurp.
Inserts frothy milk.
-
Receives a raw chicken breast
Inserts a boot lace
-
Gets a bridge
Inserts space ship
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Receives a roomy boat.
Inserts a long corridor.
-
Gets a short hallway.
Inserts Lightsaber.
-
(throws it over shoulder)
Receives cheese knife.
Inserts blue cheese.
-
Gets Swiss cheese.
Inserts Combat Knife.
-
Receives Bowie Knife
Inserts Bowie's Greatest Hits
-
Gets Journey's Greatest Hits.
Inserts Linkin Park.
-
Receives a nicely-cut lawn.
Inserts a pack of chocolate cake.
-
Receives a baked Chocolate Cake.
Inserts M16A2
-
receives the alphabet
inserts a triangle
-
Receives the Eye of Horus
Inserts pearl
-
Receives clam chowder
Inserts mayonnaise
-
Gets ketchup.
Inserts mustard.
-
Gets gas
Inserts a biplane
-
Gets WWI.
Inserts WWII.
-
Gets cold war
Inserts hot war
-
Gets a Proxy War.
Inserts 1.25 Liter bottle of Cola.
-
Receives Garfield
Inserts lasagne on pizza
-
receives an empty plate
inserts tiramisu
-
Receives graph without labelled axes.
Inserts canola oil. (but not very much)
-
Gets regular oil (but not very much)
Inserts a baby doll
-
Receives a Cross and a broken doll.
Inserts da wae
-
receives spit
inserts coffee grounds
-
Gets a coffee filter.
Inserts Darth Revan.
-
Receives a Kylo Ren repaint.
Inserts Toad of Toad Hall.
-
receives captain toad
inserts princess toadstool
-
Receives a peach.
Inserts lumpy gravy.
-
receives lumpy space princess
inserts princess Star Butterfly
-
Receives an irresponsible 14 year old girl.
Inserts ear plugs.
-
Gets an air horn
Inserts a feather
-
gets ticklish
inserts winnie the pooh
-
receives b
unserts gyb
-
recieves gyb
inserts paw and gets stook
-
Gets an embarrassing call from the fire department.
Inserts foot
-
Receives a boot.
Inserts a chubby mule.
-
receives beautiful donkey
-
recieves nothing
inserts tears
-
Gets tissues.
Inserts sand.
-
Receives really gritty cheetos
Inserts 1 square foot of fluffle
-
receives 1 big grilled cheese toast
inserts my favourite song
-
hears a loud beeeeeep
inserts a gumball
-
Gets a new pack of gum.
Inserts a head
-
receives cream
inserts goggles
-
pulls out scuba diving gear
inserts dog
-
receives cat
inserts a unicorn horn
-
Receives a labeled can that says "Unicorn Meat"
Inserts a tiger claw.
-
Receives a living tiger
Inserts a towel
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Gets wet.
Inserts teeth
-
Receives and IOU from the Tooth Fairy.
Inserts the Tooth Fairy.
-
receives a fairly odd parent
inserts timmy turner
-
Gets Jimmy Newtron
Inserts Peter Rabbit (not the new one)
-
Receives Beaver Benny.
Inserts a block of ice.
-
recieves watter
insertts bat speling
-
Received corrected grammar
Inserts a key.
-
Gets a banged up car
Inserts brain
-
gets another brain
inserts cash money
-
pulls out dentist
inserts fear
-
Gets a politician.
Inserts a donation.
-
gets bits
Inserts rain
-
Receives Florida
Inserts happiness.
-
Receives crippling depression with the truth. :D
Inserts chicken nuggets
-
Receives crippling depression with the truth. :D
Inserts chicken nuggets
You got a chicken!
Inserts Model BT-1100 Terminator
-
Receives a sequel.
Inserts garden fertilizer.
-
Receives angry insects protesting
Inserts the oasis
-
Receives a palm tree.
Inserts magic.
-
*causes the vending machine to turn into a bouquet*
(cookie for the reference)
What have you done?
*new vending machine*
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(I HAVE NO IDEA) Received a received item.
Inserts a command.exec("Copy")
-
Receives a second vending machine.
(It's Scribblenauts. Anything lifeless that is touched by magic in Scribblenauts turns into a bouquet.)
Inserts a very abstract painting for which it's questionable whether it should be considered "art".
-
Receives abstract ideas.
Inserts a museum pass.
-
Receives a living T-rex fossil that behaves like a dog
Inserts references
-
Receives questioning head scratches
Inserts confidence
-
Receives doubt
Inserts the constant of universal uncertainty
-
Receives Descartes.
Tosses in a live grenade.
-
Receives the same grenade back.
Inserts a post-it.
-
Receives a message about where the buried treasure is located.
Inserts buried treasure.
-
Receives greedy pirates
Inserts Jack Sparrow and the rum if it weren't always gone
-
Receives an empty [error] flask.
Inserts a laser sword (lightsabers use plasma, btw)
-
Receives plasma.
Inserts white blood cells.
-
Receives bacteria.
Inserts SURPRISE LIGHTSABER!
-
Receives a Stephen Spielberg
Inserts a rag.
-
receives a clean rag
inserts cereal
-
Receives a well fed morning.
Inserts some sand.
-
Gets dirt.
Inserts exotic matter.
-
Gets normal matter
Inserts legendary pokemon
-
Gets a lvl. 1 bug type
Inserts FLEX TAPE
-
Gets Phil Swift SAWING THIS BOAT IN HALF
Inserts an old pair of shoes
-
Receives some newer off brand shoes.
Inserts a 30 year old scarf
-
Receives a pile of dust.
Inserts a tyre.
-
Receives a city in Lebanon.
Inserts a slice of pizza.
-
Gets a mutant turtle that is addicted to it.
Inserts a mess
-
PULLS OUT MY LITTLE SISTER.
inserts hamster
-
gets sawdust
inserts the pipe from that photo
-
Receives a green pipe that apparently contains a dimensional portal.
Inserts a shameless ad.
-
Gets a shameful ad.
Inserts Crowbar. Then an HEV Suit. Then a set of eyeglasses.
-
Receives items for only the first two inputs, the third never comes.
Inserts piano, sans keys or strings.
-
Receives an anvil, for some strange reason
Inserts a grenade launcher.
-
Receives a lot less money than you wanted.
Inserts Canadian 1-cent coin.
-
Receives a subway sandwich.
Inserts a pecan pie.
-
Gets a moon pie.
Inserts Thorin Oakenshield.
-
Receives a piece of bark. Strangely, it is birch wood.
Inserts a torch.
-
Receives ashes.
Inserts a box of tissues.
-
Gets a stuffy nose.
Inserts Swiss Cheese.
-
Receives a cheddar cheese.
Inserts a copy of Minecraft.
-
Gets a Diamond Pickaxe.
Inserts Insanity-in-a-can.
-
Receives a bill from the IRS.
Inserts a tax refund.
-
Gets paid.
Inserts Iced Tea.
-
Gets unsweetened iced tea.
Inputs some C++ code.
-
Gets errors
Inserts Unity Engine
-
Gets the Infinite Engine.
Inserts Prince Arthas.
-
Gets a new friend who has no idea what hearthstone is.
Inserts an apology note.
-
pulls out bank statement.
inserts laptop
-
Receives a basket of kittens.
Inserts three safety pins.
-
Receives three handgrenades.
Excluding safety pins...
Inserts a satnav that only goes to Poland...
-
Receives an angry polish woman
Inserts an insert
-
Receives more, more.
Inserts a Google
-
Receives 101.8 billion of net worth.
Inserts a project 204 class ASW corvette...
-
Receives a destroyed submarine.
Inserts a teddy bear.
-
Gets a Rock-It Launcher.
Inserts Minigun.
-
(http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/huge-revolver03-660x586-660x586.jpg)
Inserts 76 bananas.
-
Gets just as many banana peels.
Inserts an Apple.
-
Gets an orange.
Inserts a potato
-
Gets Baked Potatoes.
Inserts Bread.
-
Receives mini toast.
Inserts a grapefruit.
-
Gets grapefruit juice.
Inserts Applesauce.
-
Receives a sports illustrated magazine.
Inserts National Geographic book.
-
Gets the National Geographic Channel.
Inserts TV Remote.
-
Receives 2 double A batteries.
Inserts a 9 volt battery.
-
Gets 6 AA batteries
Inserts a dollar
-
Receives 59 pennies.
Inserts a penny.
-
Receives a video by CGPgrey on why the penny should be abolished.
Inserts a d20
-
Receives a d100, because life needs to be adventurous.
Inserts a folded leaf.
-
Gets a leaf with suspicious orders written on it.
(Movie reference)
Inserts the Starship Voyager.
-
Receives Kathryn Janeway, looking very confused.
Inserts B)
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Receives a similarly cool emoticon.
Inserts plans for world peace.
-
Receives a plan for starting WWIII
Inserts an award for "Fluffiest Woofer in Town"
-
Receives a large amount of fluff.
inserts a compliment.
-
Receives a thank you card, with a picture of a smiling vending machine drawn on it.
Inserts a Chuck E Cheese token
-
Gets a Mr. Ghatti's Game card.
Inserts Klingon Disruptor Auto Rifle.
-
Receives a Star Trek movie sequel.
Inserts a wolf dragon.
-
Gets a dragon wolf.
Inserts jar of Chronometric Particles.
-
Gets a jar of Chronometric Particles
Inserts all the current seasons of Cat Fish the Tv show
-
Gets a ton of cooked catfish.
Inserts a Chroniton Torpedo.
-
Receives a Nuclear Torpedo.
Inserts the Dragoon missile type.
-
Gets a mystery box.
Inserts Transphasic Torpedo.
-
Gets a mystery box.
Inserts Transphasic Torpedo.
Gets pulse phaser beam array.
Inserts DC-15A
-
Gets an E-11.
Inserts DH17.
-
Receives a set of numbers and letters on a piece of paper.
Inserts a blue herb.
-
Receives a mysterious blue potion.
Inserts a coke.
-
Receives a vanilla coke.
Inserts a perrier water.
-
Receives a dasani.
Inserts a potato peeler.
-
Gets a peeled potato.
Inserts boredom.
-
Receives a standardized test.
Inserts an apple peel.
-
Gets a Banana.
Inserts HERESY!!!
-
Receives SALVATION
Inserts big anime eyes
-
Receives an anime sweatdrop.
Inserts €0.50.
-
Gets $1. How the hell does that work...?
Inserts RAGE!!!!
-
Receives eternal happiness
Inserts a bag of skittles
-
Gets a bag of M&Ms.
Inserts my old phone.
-
Receives a campfire with smoke signals.
Inserts a glass eye.
-
Gets a vague, possibly unintentional Valkyrie reference.
Inserts Borg Cube.
-
Receives a rubix cube.
Inserts a fidget spinner.
-
Receives Player Unknown: Battlegrounds.
Inserts a taco
-
Gets a burrito.
Inserts Disruptor Cannon.
-
Receives a Time machine without the flux capacitor.
Inserts a coffee cup
-
Gets coffee with no cup to put it in.
Inserts a Winchester Rifle.
-
Gets coffee with no cup to put it in.
Inserts a Winchester Rifle.
Recieves tusken cycler rifle
inserts westar-34
-
Gets an irritated Mandalorian Bounty Hunter.
Inserts Dragon Scale Armor.
-
Receives the mace of molag bal.
Shoves the mace of molag bal back in.
-
Receives a Fallout 2 event.
Inserts a bag of bottlecaps.
-
Gets the "You Run Barter Town" Achievement.
Inserts Vasari Vulkoras Desolator.
-
Receives a desolated village.
Inserts a pylon.
-
Gets a cone.
Inserts a pullstar.
-
Receives mario in a blue bubble.
Inserts princess peach
-
Receives a toadstool.
Inserts a spaghetti.
-
Gets meatballs.
Inserts Kamino.
-
Gets a single fungal spore.
Inserts a coin made of depleted uranium.
-
Gets a magazine of 5.56mm Depleted-Uranium rounds.
Inserts M16.
-
Gets a Remmington 30-.06 rifle.
Inserts A ham sandwich
-
Gets a Turkey Sandvich.
Inserts Mayonnaise.
-
Gets mustard.
Inserts a pickle.
-
Receives deep fried twinkie.
Inserts a whole banana creme pie.
-
Receives a chimpanzee
Inserts dark matter.
-
Receives antimatter.
Inserts a supernova.
-
Gets the Hobus Disaster.
Inserts the Romulan Star Empire.
-
Receives a CD-ROM drive.
Inserts a receive command.
-
Receives an error.
Inserts a rusty screw.
-
Receives a polished metal orb.
Inserts a metal folding chair.
-
Receives a desk chair.
Inserts some blossom petals.
-
Receives a full flower.
Inserts a bowl.
-
Gets a plate.
Inserts a pound of turkey.
-
Receives a cooked drumstick.
Inserts some cranberry sauce.
-
Gets Jellied Cranberry Sauce.
Inserts Split Pea Soup.
-
Receives un-split pea.
Inserts bratwurst with mustard.
-
Gets a hot dog bun with no hot dog.
Inserts Spork.
-
Gets a hot dog bun with no hot dog.
Inserts Spork.
Receives Glock pistol
inserts 14.5x1174 Armor piercing fin stabilized discarding sabot round
-
Gets a note saying, "Don't ever do that again."
Inserts irritating typo.
-
Receives a picture of your highschool english teacher looking disappointed.
Inserts an unsharpened pencil.
-
Receives an entire five section note book.
Inserts a paper shredder.
-
Receives a photocopier
Inserts a fax machine
-
Receives a Fox Machine
Inserts Wolf.
-
Receives a wolf plushie
Inserts an xbox controller
-
Receives a Wii remote.
Inserts William Furno.
-
Receives an academy award.
Inserts a Chuckee Cheese game token from 1995.
-
Receives an old plushie.
Inserts a black hole staff.
-
Receives a lack of existence
Inserts a globe statue.
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Receives a map.
Inserts some quaza.
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Receives a "Ray" to complete a green dragon pokemon.
Inserts a baby cobra.
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Receives an reptile egg.
Inserts mr. Makuhero.
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Receives the entirety of Russia.
Inserts a Jackie Chan action figure.
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Receives a kung fu kick to the stomach.
Inserts a beautiful painting.
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Gets a crappy one.
Inserts the mother******s who abandoned the poor kitten I found in town today.
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Receives animal patrol.
Inserts an LF-37.100 laser rifle.
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Receives some expended laser jet ink printer cartridges.
Inserts a plasma printer.
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Gets a Plasma Rifle.
Inserts laughs from playing with adorable kitten I've named Milo.
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Gets a Plasma Rifle.
Inserts laughs from playing with adorable kitten I've named Milo.
Receives large Sabre Cat.
inserts DC-15A and DC-15S
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Receives a copy machine.
Inserts old hamburger buns.
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Gets sour wine
inserts sock
-
Receives a copy machine.
Inserts old hamburger buns.
(They're completely diffrent things look it up :P)
receives an old moldy hamburger
Inserts Tibanna Gas
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Gets Bespin.
Inserts amusement.
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Receives Starcraft 1
Inserts a Red Alert 2 copy.
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Receives a code red computer virus.
Inserts a palindrome.
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Receives a level.
Inserts 9001 words.
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Receives an incredulous saiyan.
Inserts an anime yell.
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Get's Sarah Kerrigan's Ghost suit.
Inserts Protoss Dragoon.
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Receives a box of cogs and gears.
Inserts a dishwasher.
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Receives a set of clean dishes.
Inserts some yarn.
-
Gets a playful kitten.
Inserts vial of Borg Nano-Probes.
-
Receives an assimilated borg kitten.
Inserts a bowl of plain noodles.
-
Gets a plate of Spaghetti.
Inserts late-night munchies.
-
Recieves a contented burp.
Inserts a bottle of ketchup.
-
Gets a bottle of mustard.
Inserts Custard.
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Receives a pie.
Inserts some vegetable stew.
-
Gets a beef pot pie.
Inserts Death by Chocolate.
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Receives vanilla ice cream
Inserts a glass of milk
-
Gets butter.
Inserts beef patty.
-
Receives a fully cooked burger and fries.
Inserts some charcoal.
-
Gets a grill.
Inserts Methane.
-
Receives a carbon atom and four hydrogen atoms.
Inserts a rug.
-
Gets a carpet.
Inserts ALIEN ATTACK!!!
-
Receives a deadly alien virus.
Inserts a table.
-
Gets a chair.
Inserts a desk.
-
Receives a large pile of wood chips.
Inserts a can of soda.
-
Gets $1.50.
Inserts a boot to the head.
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Receives a can of whoop ass.
Inserts a grapefruit.
-
Gets that grapefruit in slices.
Inserts an Orange.
-
Receives a burnt shell.
Inserts a golf ball core
-
Gets a club handle.
Inserts some scrap metal.
-
Receives a rusty, cobbled together soda can.
Inserts an old tire.
-
Receives a rusty rim.
Inserts a €25.78 bill.
-
Gets the same amount back and a note that says "Unrecognized form of currency".
Inserts M4A1 Tactical Assault Rifle.
-
Gets the same amount back and a note that says "Unrecognized form of currency".
Inserts M4A1 Tactical Assault Rifle.
Receives a TSC MAR21J9 Marine Assault Rifle.
inserts 10mm Casings
-
Receives peppered cookies.
Inserts approximately 2lb of paprika.
-
Receives about 2lb of pepper.
Inserts a fresh lime.
-
Gets a fresh lemon.
Inserts a Katana.
-
Receives a kunai.
Inserts a butterfly knife
-
Gets a butterfly, then a regular knife.
Inserts .44 Magnum Revolver.
-
Receives a cutout of Jesse McCree.
Inserts a dysfunctional laptop.
-
Gets a screwed up processing core.
Inserts a street light.
-
Gets a street lamp.
Inserts E-22 Blaster Rifle.
-
Receives a handheld photo-magnetic forcefield.
Inserts a Klingon bird-of-prey
-
Gets a Romulan Bird-of-Prey.
Inserts a Klingon Vor'Cha-class Attack Cruiser.
-
Receives the USS Enterprise E.
Inserts transparent aluminium.
-
Gets the Enterprise-A.
Inserts the Enterprise-C.
-
Receives the USS Sentinel.
Inserts some red matter.
-
Receives a singularity.
Inserts some monopoly money.
-
Gets gut-punched for using false money.
Inserts the Reman Warbird Scimitar.
-
Gets a huge explosion coming from a destroyed weapon.
Inserts some Lego coins.
-
Gets a bucket of Legos.
Inserts a Dilithium Crystal.
-
Receives an empty water bottle
Inserts a blank page
-
Gets a written essay and an invoice for $20.
Inserts XXL Steak Grilled Stuffed Burrito.
-
Receives a well filled vending machine. You made a new friend!
Inserts my newfound obsession with Rain World
-
Receives a strange half-slug, half-cat creature
Inserts a tree branch.
-
Gets a tree trunk.
Inserts a Yautja Hunter.
-
Receives a xenomorph.
Inserts Moby Dick.
-
Receives a harpoon gun.
Inserts a lantern.
-
Gets a flashlight.
Inserts DC15A Blaster Rifle for sale at a vastly-inflated price.
-
Receives an empty wallet.
Inserts a dime.
-
Gets a nickel.
Inserts a quarter.
-
Receives a penny.
Inserts some guilders.
-
Gets some guild mates.
Inserts Dempsey from Black Ops Zombies.
-
Receives a "Wonder Waffle" gun.
Inserts Xfire chat client.
-
Receives Discord Chat Client.
Inserts sunglasses.
-
Receives sunscreen.
Inserts flip flops.
-
Receives boots
Inserts pocket watch
-
Receives an apple watch.
Inserts a glass of orange juice.
-
Receives chaclit malc
Inserts a coin
-
Receives a grape soda.
Inserts a clash of clans gem.
-
Gets a real clash of clans.
Inserts irritating, tiring, excessively-difficult manual labor.
-
Receives minimum wage.
Inserts a bottle of water.
-
Receives bottle of red wine
Inserts copies of Spyro the Dragon
-
Receives a copy of Skylanders.
Imserts a red crayola crayon.
-
Gets that same color in a colored pencil.
Inserts Darth Malgus' Lightsaber.
-
Receives Mace Windu's lightsaber.
Inserts my netflix password.
-
Gets your Netflix account hacked.
Inserts Tetryon Pulse Disruptor.
-
Receives Shrodinger's cat both dead and alive
inserts George Carlin
-
Receives a random guy.
Inserts Trump's big words.
-
Receives Hilary Clinton's bad memes.
Inserts Tinky Winky.
-
Receives Tinker Bell.
Inserts Titan A.E. movie
-
Receives Pacific Rim.
Inserts Bionicle.
-
Receives generic superhero movie.
Inserts air guitar
-
Gets an Electric Guitar.
Inserts Disruptor Carbine.
-
Gets an AK-47
Inserts a bill of 5 ars (Argentinian Pesos)
-
Gets a mystery soda.
Inserts Mandalorian Assault Rifle.
-
Gets An FireSeven Pistol
Inserts an Fake Dollar
-
Gets a booteth to thine head for using false currency.
Inserts Lightsaber.
-
Receives cheap Star Trek knock-off.
Inserts number plate
-
Gets a numbered card.
Inserts irritating lag.
-
Gets an Blue Screen of Death
Inserts an Debit Card
-
Gets a choice of sodas.
Inserts T'Liss-class Light Warbird.
-
Get's an Message that says what this vending machine can give to you more weapons anymore
Insert's an *Radeon HD 5450*
-
Receives a motherboard.
Inserts a Tahnok-Kal.
-
Receives a Tamagachi.
Inserts a Macintosh II
-
Receives a Macbook Pro
Inserts an AMD Athlon Processor
-
Gets an Intel Quad-Core Processor.
Inserts my aged computer in need of replacement.
-
Gets Some Components For An Upgrade Not Includes an New Chasis
Inserts an AMD Opteron Processor
-
Receives a Pentinum 2 CPU.
Inserts a plastic bottle.
-
Receives a cat stuck in a plastic bottle.
Inserts the & symbol.
-
Gets the % Symbol.
Inserts Baragwin Assault Gun.
-
Gets a phaser.
Inserts the EXO Stealth.
-
Gets an Exosuit.
Inserts cotton swab.
-
receives lambchop puppet
inserts vending machine.
-
Gets a vending machine paradox. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Waits for new vending machine, then inserts a watch.
-
Receives easter bunny alarm clock. For the kids, of course!
Inserts woofer.
-
Gets a dog.
Inserts reinforced tactical combat armor.
-
receives a handfull of screws and a washer
inserts a tennis ball
-
Gets a baseball.
Inserts Sith Interdictor Ship.
-
Receives a Minbari Whitestar.
Inserts a flowerpot.
-
gets powerful root beer ice cream combination (dispensed into the flowerpot)
inserts jar
-
Gets strawberry jelly in that jar.
Inserts Turbolaser Turret.
-
Receives Fullautomatic Proximity Defence Turret
Inserts the legendary Kanohi Vahi.
-
Gets an lego figure
Inserts a circle
-
Receives a square.
Inserts an empty bottle.
-
rec water
ins shrunken head
-
Receives a headless skeleton model.
Inserts a fingernail.
-
Gets toenail
Inserts self
-
gets fifty dollars
inserts gift
-
*gets a nuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds* >:3
*inserts a Wolfo*
-
Gets a feline.
Inserts some abstract modern art.
-
Receives a toddler's drawing. You saw no difference...
Inserts a spider web.
-
Gets a diamond sword with knockback V
Inserts a lock of my fur.
-
You got a jammed vending machine that doesn't work because you just tryed to put hair in it.
Inserts a quarter.
-
Receives a penny with a note: "I'm greedy."
Inserts a football/soccer ball (use word for your language)
-
Gets a plastic trophy
Inserts ribs
-
The coin slot is too small for the ribs. It rejects your offer.
Inserts a dollar.
-
gets a yen.
Inserts a pig.
-
What the heck!? You tried to shove a poor animal into a vending machine!? What is wrong with you!? *nipped" ... Okay, I'll stop.
You got Hawaiian style ham cooked on a spit.
Inserts an ostrich egg.
-
you some how got a full grown Ostrich. Don't know how that happened.
Inserts a heart.
-
gets a brain
inserts courage
-
gets a cowardly lion
Inserts my love and affection.
-
You got a man sized pink teddy bear, extra fluffy.
Inserts my cat's litter box.
-
Gets a state of the art revolutionary automatic litter box that cleans itself.
Inserts an Aperture Science Patented Turret.
-
Gets LAZOR EYEZ!
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FrightenedDirectBass-size_restricted.gif)
Inserts soup bowl
-
You got split pea soup with ham in a electric heating Bowl so it stays warm.
Inserts dog biscuits
-
Receives Dog Steak. (NV)
Inserts $13.37
-
Gets a dozen sodas.
Inserts Lightsaber Staff.
-
Gets a laser blaster.
Inserts game controller
-
Gets a game console.
Inserts NCC-1701-C.
-
Gets Spock
Inserts a DragonBone Sword
-
Receives some dragon scale armour.
Inserts a blacklight.
-
Gets an LED Light.
Inserts Xenomorph head.
-
You got free access to a nearby airlock.
Inserts a yowie chocolate monster.
-
Gets a chocolate snack.
Inserts Darth Revan's Helmet.
-
Receives a beta copy of mass effect.
Inserts cheap garlic bread.
-
Receives a low-quality sack of flour.
Inserts a glass pane.
-
Gets a Glass Block.
Inserts Block of Cobblestone.
-
You got a furnace.
Inserts a set of reproduction kunai knives.
-
Gets a reproduction Katana.
Inserts a M1911 Colt.
-
Receives a white rose. Because guns aren't everything.
Inserts a string of DNA.
-
Gets a friendly Velociraptor.
Inserts Flashlight.
-
Receives a torch.
Inserts a can of vegetables.
-
Gets a salad.
Inserts a Gold Ingot.
-
Receives a bar of copper.
Inserts a cup of butter.
-
Gets toast.
Inserts a grenade.
-
Receives a bomb.
Inserts two cents.
-
Gets a note saying "Insufficient Funds".
Inserts Baron Harkonnen.
-
Receives Baron von Baron.
Inserts a bag stuffed with gold and jewels.
-
Gets an avalanche of sodas.
Inserts a Pizza.
-
Receives two pizzas.
Inserts a mac book.
-
Gets a Windows Laptop.
Inserts a Spork.
-
Receives a... Knork? Fife? Knore?
...something between a knife and fork.
Inserts a hockeystick.
-
Gets a boomstick.
Inserts Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy.
-
Receives an obsolete kids show from the '90s.
Inserts a rope.
-
Receives barbed wire.
Inserts liquid D&B
-
Receives water.
Inserts sunlight.
-
Receives solarpunk RP.
Inserts a neon green square.
-
Gets a neon green cube.
Inserts Borg Nanites.
-
Receives some scrap metal.
Inserts some computer-designed chocolate chips.
Computer chips, if you will.
-
Gets a computer-shaped birthday cake. Seriously, I actually had one like that on one birthday.
Inserts another birthday cake.
-
gets year
inserts judge
-
Gets Judy.
Inserts Rambo.
-
Receives Tarzan.
Inserts almonds.
-
Gets Almond Milk.
Inserts Soy Milk.
-
Gets weird yogurt
Inserts weird mushroom
-
Gets hallucinations.
Inserts bottle of Green Tea.
-
Receives black coffee.
Inserts a racecar.
-
Gets Speed Racer.
Inserts Death Race.
-
Receives a length of linked chain
Puts in a pumpkin
-
Gets a Jack-o-Lantern.
Inserts Chips Ahoy!
-
Receives some fish 'n' chips.
Inserts a lunchbox.
-
Gets the contents of the lunchbox.
Inserts Heavy's Sandvich.
-
Receives a loaf.
Inserts a meme.
-
receives an Iron beam
Inserts slime
-
Gets a mutant.
Inserts Super Mutant.
-
Gets a mutant.
Inserts Super Mutant.
Gets a Mini Nuke
inserts Plasma Rifle
-
Gets a laser rifle.
Inserts Gloria Van Graff.
-
Receives... someone.
Inserts a superpositioned coin, meaning it's in- and outside the vending machine simultaneously.
-
The vending machine just explodes.
Inserts Tails, that guy is good with machines.
-
You got back a vending maching airplane
Inserts a blank piece of paper
-
Gets a blank book.
Inserts Romulan Bird-of-Prey.
-
Receives a meme about America
Inserts a microwave
-
Receives an oven.
Inserts a shelf.
-
Gets a slide
Inserts cheese
-
Gets more cheese.
Inserts Bacon.
-
Receives a pig.
Inserts a knife.
-
Receives a roller pin.
Inserts a chandelier.
-
gets cowboy
inserts gravy
-
Gets mashed potatoes.
Inserts Tricobalt Torpedo.
-
Gets mashed potatoes.
Inserts Tricobalt Torpedo.
Get's an Ultra-Ball
Inserts a Cubone's bone club.
-
Gets a wishbone.
Inserts an empty water bottle.
-
Get a submarine in a bottle.
Inserts a booger-encrusted memory card.
-
Gets a swat upside the head for something so childish.
Inserts a booteth to thine head.
-
Gets a swat upside the head for something so childish.
Inserts a booteth to thine head.
get's a metal gauntlet to thine cheek.
inserts a poke-ball
-
Gets a Pokedex.
Inserts Dr. Mobius.
-
Receives tiberium
Inserts snow
-
Gets Ice.
Inserts Brain.
-
Receives tiberium
Inserts snow
Wrong series :P
Gets Ice.
Inserts Brain.
gets random guy moaning "Brians...Brians i want Brians!
inserts chainsaw.
-
Gets the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Inserts Spork.
-
Receives an omni-usable-omnitool.
Now with 193,453 functions!
Inserts a wheel.
-
Gets a brick.
Inserts coffee.
-
Gets Error 404 Coffee not found (https://cdn.weasyl.com/static/media/f4/fe/07/f4fe076e91c0ad4c82b19ac0fc6144986b057f204a2c957bb96c9869b722ecab.png)
inserts Steel I Beam
-
Gets a Steel KABAR.
Inserts M16A2.
-
Gets one bullet
Inserts some tea
-
Gets more tea.
Inserts Gallon Pitcher of Tea.
-
Gets 40 Chicken McNuggets
inserts straw
-
Receives a fancier straw.
Inserts a cotton sweater.
-
No prize. You know what they say, don't take any wooden nickels.
Inserts get request
-
Received Return "Wood_nickel"
Inserts a cloth
-
Gets a bandage. (WOW First Aid reference)
Inserts Healing Potion.
-
You get out a bomb
Inserts grass and flowers
-
Receives a goat.
Inserts an empty trash can.
-
Gets an empty dumpster.
Inserts H&H Tools Nailgun.
-
Receives a ready-made Ikea chair.
Inserts a whole pumpkin.
-
receives head
inserts can
-
Receives bottle.
Inserts a cup.
-
Receives a puddle of tea
inserts a chicken
-
Receives a chicken coop.
Inserts a fake nose.
-
Gets a fake mustache.
Inserts Vegeta's Ego.
-
Receives Piccolo's antennae.
Inserts an apple.
-
Receives an Orange.
Inserts a Klingon Bird-of-Prey.
-
Receives Enterprise.
Inserts a bowtie.
-
Gets Dean Domino.
Inserts Dean's Tuxedo.
-
Receives its value in money.
Inserts the dollar I don't have.
-
Receives a pound coin.
Inserts a glass eye.
-
Gets a bionic limb.
Inserts a bunch of gibberish.
-
Gets the Klingon language.
Inserts the Hobus Supernova.
-
Gets a black hole.
Inserts a steel wire.
-
Gets a steel knife.
Inserts a Sith Lightsaber.
-
Receives a plasma sword.
Inserts a door.
-
Gets a Door Frame.
Inserts Richard B. Riddick.
-
Receives an average Joe.
Inserts a snail shell.
-
Gets a Seashell.
Inserts .308-caliber bullet.
-
Receives a handgun without munition.
Inserts a lunchbox.
-
Gets a Caravan Lunch.
Inserts a Brahmin Steak.
-
Receives a steak in the shape of Mettaton's face.
Inserts some PVC pipes.
-
Gets a game where kids duel each other with said pipes. ( <--- My brother and I did this frequently, actually.)
Inserts empty water bottle.
-
Receives a splash of water.
Inserts an apple.
-
gets apple seeds
inserts globe
-
Receives the world(?)
Inserts a bag of garbage.
-
Gets bill
inserts can opener, with shrek stickers on it
-
Gets an irritable ogre.
Inserts Klondike Bar.
-
Gets whatever you would do.
Inserts empty ink cartridge
-
Gets that ink cartridge spat back out - at your face.
Inserts funny cat video.
-
Gets likes (and maybe comments and subscribers)
inserts pencilneck
-
Gets a pencil.
Inserts a Pen.
-
Gets soul
inserts fidget spinner
-
Gets a note saying "F*** this s*** I'm out!"
Inserts Multiplayer Shenanigans.
-
Receives that one team member who keeps playing as if it's single player.
Inserts some completely obvious remarks.
-
Gets cryptic responses.
Inserts Victory through superior military strength.
-
Receives a victory through sheer numbers.
Inserts breakfast.
-
Gets lunch.
Inserts Launch.
-
Receives landing.
Inserts some Uranium-235.
-
Gets a magazine of 7.62x51mm Depleted-Uranium Bullets.
Inserts Disruptor.
-
Receives a hole.
(how does that even work?)
Inserts an infiltranium crystal
(If: completely imaginary element. Has no defined physical properties.)
-
Recieves Anti-matter
Inserts laughing crying emoji plush
-
Receives an emoji-movie themed backpack.
Inserts silverware.
-
Receives free stop signs.
Inserts head.
-
receives sword
inserts 9_9
-
receives <.< >.>
inserts siri
-
gets malodor
inserts green goblin goulash
-
receives air
inserts nothing
-
gets nothing
inserts cup
-
Receives plate
Inserts a catchy song
-
receives that one song you can't get out of your head no matter what you do.
Inserts teardrop :'( .
-
gets house
inserts great big tub of mayonnaise
-
gets great big tub of ketchup.
Inserts a heart of one of my enemies!
-
receives resurrected rival
inserts crate
-
Receives box.
Inserts some green paint.
-
receives your own red world!
Inserts LOADING...
-
receives windows.exe
inserts fortnite season 12 battle pass
-
receives my parents' credit card number, the expiration month and year, and the three numbers on the back
inserts big fries
-
gets a mcdonalds big mac
inserts water
-
gets ice
inserts greeting written on a sticky note in blue highlighter
-
gets reply written on a sticky note in red highlighter
inserts 1 million dollars
-
receives absolutely nothing (better luck next time ;) )
inserts Antarctica!
-
receives a volcano!
inserts ShadowWalker
-
Gets a clone
Inserts myself into the vending machine
-
gets all eeveelutions
inserts a bird’s wing
-
Gets a chicken head.
Inserts a sunflower.
-
gets sunflower seeds
inserts chicken nuggets
-
Receives Bitterballen
(Miniature croquettes, if you were wondering)
Inserts some fried onions
-
gets raw onions
inserts myself
-
gets me
inserts javascript:oQuickReply.swap();
-
Receives hacker hacking your account!
inserts a dodecahedron!
-
gets printed die
inserts grind
-
Receives 3 level-ups.
Inserts ninja training school!
-
receives the free "how to be a ninja: for dummies" book written by me. B)
-
you forgot to leave something
inserts level 100 boss
-
Receives a party of 4 level 100 adventurers that take the boss down easily anyways.
Inserts wine cellar.
-
Receives beer!
Inserts Michen.
-
gets S
gives bee
-
Receives ANGRY BEE!
Inserts furpile!
-
Gets fur coat.
inserts an egg.
-
Receives philosophical question...
Inserts a pile of books.
-
Gets pile of late return notices.
Inserts great value butter.
-
Receives angry trolls.
Inserts Illuminati.
-
Gets MJ12
Inserts great value butter 2
-
Receives angry mountain trolls.
Inserts all light of any kind.
-
It's now too dark to see what you received. Good job.
Inserts a bone (I think?)
-
Gets soup stock (maybe)
inserts great value butter 3
-
Recieves Level 100 angry robot mountain trolls. (probably)
inserts all darkness.
-
gets...well, nothing. Darkness is the lack of light, so you inserted the most nothing nothingness. Not much value there :o
Inserts great value butter 4
-
gets great value butter 9000
Inserts rocket launcher
-
gets a sling shot
Puts in a snowman
-
receives burning coal
inserts joseph (lol)
-
Receives Abraham
Inserts a voting pass
-
receives donald trump’s business card
inserts the furry forums
-
Gets everyone on the forum!
Inserts 10 stop signs, 9 I-pods, 8 LEGO DUPLO blocks, 7 Shaggy memes, 6 Limes, 5% of the Earth, 4 random sketches made by Sketch, 3 fish fossils, 2 microphones, and 1 strand of fur from Arval.
-
Gets the meaning of life, the universe and everything, and bad luck.
(I wonder if anyone will see what I did there.)
Inserts one pancake and one waffle.
-
Receives one slice of bread and a cracker.
Inserts a magnifying glass.
-
gets ant man
inserts 1% of shaggy’s power
-
gets 25 walmarts.
Inserts Great Value butter 5
-
Receives regular old butter.
Inserts a dandelion.
-
receives tulips
inserts TFF discord server
-
receives parent's angry letters.
Inserts 10 top hats, 9 FBI agents, 8 decks of cards, 7% of the world's largest cake, the sixth book in a random series, 5 golden rings, 4 submarines, 3 #2 pencils, 2 potent potions, and 1 random supermarket.
-
Receives a landfill.
Inserts a party.
-
Receives a large, empty room... wait adventuring party or fun party?
Adventuring party: A cold, rough, stony room with fallen zombies and broken pottery
Fun party: Unfinished party food, scattered over the floor, and a grumpy looking janitor
Inserts a phoenix
-
Receives that same phoenix
Inserts beach umbrella
-
receives parasol
-
you forgot to leave something
inserts a turtle shell
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Receives a shell-less turtle
Inserts a fourdimensional object.
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Receives a bridge.
Inserts pineapple pie.
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gets a regular pineapple
inserts a bubble
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gets a bobble
inserts a brteartaetaetaestfgeastaegaeg
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gets 404ScriptFailure
inserts math
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Gets results
inserts deceptive pin-up
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Receives detective pin-up.
Inserts the Great Shugguth
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Granted, got a frozen earth.
I wish to insert meee XP
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receives cookies
inserts a leaf
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Receives stick
Inserts a pebble
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Gets french fry
inserts dollar bill yall
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Receives a cotton candy.
Inserts a dream.
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receives a nightmare (oh nu D :)
Inserts message saying “I’m back”
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Receives a note: "Good for you."
Inserts a chicken.
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receives CHICKEN STRIIIIIIPS (anyone seen that video?)
inserts a pikachu plush
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Receives a Bulbasaur plushie.
Inserts a raincloud.
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Gets a radioactive rain cloud
inserts "Deecee"
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Gets “Ceedee”
Inserts Chicken
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Receives rooster
Inserts a tire
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Receives a small model car
Inserts glacial ice
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Receives a higher sea level.
Inserts a tulip
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Gets a rose
Inserts a snow ball
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Receives a greasy snow cone
Inserts a butterfly collection
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Receives a greasy snow cone
Inserts a butterfly collection
recieves an arachnid collection
Inserts a .50 BMG round.
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receives angry neighbors.
inserts :) :D XD ^_^ ;) :/ :S :( :'( :P XP :3 X3 >:( >:3 :$ :* D: :o o.O :| T_T x_x >.> <.< B) @.@ 0:) :? -.- <3 :dapper: :nerd: :sweatdrop: :crazy: 9_9 :facepaw: :squint: :pout:
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Gets timer
inserts big boy pants
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Receives a skirt
Inserts a 0.
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Recives a black hole..
inserts a Star.
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Receives 20 coins.
Inserts an inch.
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gets a mile
inserts bottle
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Receives a can.
Inserts a jukebox.
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Machine dispenses a CD
inserts a Ion engine.
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Receives a modulated recording of an elephant trumpeting.
Inserts a drop of sea water
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Gets a drop of Neptune water.
Inserts a rock from Europa.
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Receives The Monolith
Inserts Hall-9000
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Get's a note reading: "I'm afraid I can't do that, Trixsie."
Inserts Class 0.5 Hyperdrive.
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gets a heck of a smell
inserts big bad wolf
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Receives a book full of fairy tales.
Inserts a dime
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Gets Nickelback
Inserts whatever I'm going to get
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Receives what you are going to put in next.
Inserts pineapple pie.
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Receives apricot pie.
Inserts a Bob-omb.
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Recreives a koopa.
Inserts polandball
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gets yuo
inserts bet
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Got nothing!
Inserts a chair.
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Receives "Happy Little Accidents" by Bob Ross.
Inserts the Discord Wumpus.
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out comes... a hamburger.
oh no
Insert a couple of dollars, i dunno
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Receives a bottle of Water 0.
Inserts a painting.
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Receives a stick figure.
Inserts a box of Rice Krispies.
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Gets a sailor's hat
Inserts the Furry Forum
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you got an anthro ICe pokemon and you can no longer post on the now inserted forum...
inserts backup of a forum.
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Receives a hard drive containing said backup.
Inserts a brick.
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receives a Video (https://youtu.be/Ob2vRJvuhpA)
Inserts a Dragon egg.
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Receives a fake plaster one.
Inserts a meteor
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Receives an UFO.
Inserts light switch...
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Gets a volume slider.
Inserts some LEGO pieces.
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Gets a chair
inserts book
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Receives fanfiction.
Inserts delivery girl.
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gets delivery service
inserts model boat
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Receives model plane.
Inserts a spruce.
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Gets an oak tree
inserts game token
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gets a scratched up CD
uuuuh lets insert a tie
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gets a 70's style suit
Inserts scratched up CD
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Recives a can of "Ahfuapfagjnaighiupahgjpapa"
Inserts 1000 random letters.
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Gets fan mail
inserts a newspaper
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Receives another newspaper, of yesterday.
Inserts a 4.
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Gets an 8
Inserts a computer
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Gets a calculator.
Inserts the '80s.
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Gets the 70's
inserts mirror
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Gets a clone of yourself
Inserts a bowl of nacho cheese
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Receives a bag of regular crisps.
Inserts a contradiction.
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Receives Black Hole
Inserts pocket knife
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Receives Swiss army knife.
Inserts boring stuff
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Receives cool stuff
Inserts Halloween
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Receives Christmas.
Inserts a duplicator.
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Receives clone
Inserts metal
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Receives ore
Inserts 5 minutes ago.
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Receives one hour ago
inserts eye
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Receives optical nerve.
Inserts total nonsense.
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Receives total sense
Inserts coin
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Receives a can of soda.
Inserts bunk bed.
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Receives twin beds
Inserts bottle
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Receives mug.
Inserts door.
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Receives Hatch.
inserts Locker
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Receives closet.
Inserts softdrink can...
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Gets a vending machine...
Out of the vending machine...
The original vending machine did not comperstand and exploded, leaving the slightly smaller vending machine in it's place.
Inserts a toothbrush...
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Receives toothpaste.
Inserts the idea of a coin.
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Receives a money blueprint.
Inserts cardboard sign with "Michen" on it.
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Receives a note: "Egoist."
Inserts counterfeit money.
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Gets a counterfeit vending machine
Inserts myself
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The vending machine turned out to lead to a parallel universe where objects are magically transformed.
He didn't get the chance to tell anyone, though, given he came out as a pile of clothing.
Inserts broom.
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Receives dust pan
Inserts lab coat
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Receives some hazardous chemicals.
Inserts a microscope.
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Receives bacteria
Inserts knife
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Gets arrow.
Inserts element 118.
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Receives 115
Inserts key
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Receives a locked padlock.
Inserts a prefab house.
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Receives doll house
Inserts a picture
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Receives a camera.
Inserts a sleepless night.
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Receives a daydream of a dream...
Inserts nuzlocke challenge.
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Gets a blackout.
Inserts a clock.
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Recieves extra time
Inserts wand
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Gets wooden dowel
Inserts binary code.
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Recieves paper 0s and 1s
Inserts comic book
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Receives manga.
Inserts a CD.
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Recieves pirated movie
Inserts clock
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Receives hourglass.
Inserts a treasure map.
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Recieves chocolate coins
Inserts metal song
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Gets broken electric guitar.
Inserts a warranty.
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Recieves documents
Inserts glass jar
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Gets tin can.
Inserts a spelling mistaek.
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Recieves grammer Nazi
It's mistake good sir or madam
Inserts USB
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(I know, Derek... I did that on purpose.)
Receives floppy disk.
Inserts the most stupid video on YouTube.
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Receives 15 millon views, and 15 millon cringe comments
Inserts hat
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Derik by the by and two is yeah I gotcha it was a joke to go along with the grammar Nazi. XD)
Recieves fire
Inserts headphones
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Receives earplugs.
Inserts the absolute value of X3.
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Receives broken math equation.
Inserts (-infinite,infinite)
I don't know how to type infinite.
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(You can't use the symbol, I tried)
Gets teleport pad to a location far away from the universe.
Inserts a big gun.
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Gets big bullets.
Inserts Red
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Gets a slightly darker shade of red- wait thats blood. Oh thats kind of messed up. I meant for this to be some sort of joke. Ahh.
Inserts Jalapeño popper
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Gets party popper.
Inserts Carolina Reaper.