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Just have fun fighting....and NO MERCY.....
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throws scatter bombs into the air and runs out of the bombing zone
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*sticks xenon with a plasma grenade and a remote sacheal* *both detonate*
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takes them off and forces them down his throat "suck on THAT...."
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-hides behind a table and peeks out the side-
omg
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throws a rocket behind table,making it explode
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Swooping down, a black blur picks Weesha up and watches the rocket explode from above. "Hey."
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O_O
OH MY.
-from above she looks down and sticks her tongue out to Kid-
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jaw drops as he looks up, "hey.....no faiw..." pouts and sticks his tounge out at her
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*throws a "nuculer" bomb*
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((that always confuzzles meh...cuz theres "nuclear bomb"....and "nucular bomb"...))
runs away then bomb explodes and sends meh flying to the ground
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((that always confuzzles meh...cuz theres "nuclear bomb"....and "nucular bomb"...))
runs away then bomb explodes and sends meh flying to the ground
Actually, there is no such thing as a NUCULAR bomb. NUCULAR is just how some southerners pronounce NUCLEAR.
*skin burns up* oops omg
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((oooOOOOoohhh.....now i under stand...thnx))
gets up wearilie and looks ahead
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*fixes everything, then blows it up again*
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((Grr...my MSN keeps freezing!))
*sets up a line of claymores and waits for someone to walk over them*
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*walks over them*
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*they all blow up in Jesse's face* "AHahaha!"
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-throws some grenades from up in the air-
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*hits the grenades away with a baseball bat*
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they explode when they hit the bat.....>.>...>.>...<.<...
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*takes out a whip and says* GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES!!! *flips whip*
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"heh...oops..." *pulls an M-1 tank out of my pocket and sits in it*
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snaps his finger and a T-rex spawns out of nowhere
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*drops whip and runs at the sight of the dinosaur*
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takes whip and hops onto the dinosaurs back, "...hey dad...its safe....you can come on..." motions him to hop on
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*hops on dinosaur*
"GET ON YOUR KNEES, B****!" he flips the whip.
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Watching them mildly, the blur materializes into a black jaguar with leathery wings. "Well well. What have we here, hm?" She grinned.
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*he breaks off the black jaguars wings*
YAY!!!
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*tank turns into an airplane* "DO A BARREL ROLL!" *does a barrel roll in the plane*
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*kills hedgers, then brings him back to life*
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Press L or R twice!
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((topic please))
*throws a glass cup at weebz*
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-glass shatters and she kicks Jesse in the face with her hind leg-
>:|
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*bites off her foot* yummy. weesha on a bone.
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HAY
I NEED THAT FOOT
-shoves her bone in Jesse's eye-
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*goes blind in that eye* *eats her other foot*
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-shoves Jesse's head into a toilet and flushes repeatedly-
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*breaks off her head* done
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~mends her head back on as well as her two feet~ ~Stabs jesse with a rusty hook~
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*back rips out spilling all his guts*
*dies*
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((....w.w....goooorey...))
brings him back to life and sets the dinosaur free,making it want to eat evrieone
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*gets eaten by the dinosaur*
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((i'll onlie be seth IN THIS RP for a little while,k?))
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((k))
Seth.......*throws a bomb at him*
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"hmm?.....GAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!" runs in circles until bomb blows up,sending him flying to the ground
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*picks up seth pieces, and glues them to a window*
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((lolz you have almost 1000 more posts than i do)) :snicker:
".....*speechless*.................."
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The jaguar shakes her head and perches on a tree branch, watching them fight. "What a place." It said in a deep, honey-sweet voice, southern-full and it grinned.
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*straps dynomite to self wit ha trigger in my paw* "AHHH!!! DEATH TO ALL!!"
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-Bites Hedger's wrist until he lets go of the dynamite and cuts the line from the trigger to the dynamite with her teeth before lighting the line and tossing Hedgers off a cliff-
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*pushes [sammie?] off of the tree and throws a cherry bomb at her*
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"That ws not wise small fry." It snarled, it's voice immeadiately changing to a deep, gravelly male voice that thundered.
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:snicker: "You can't catch me! You can't catch me!" He bounces around the creature taunting him.
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-hog ties Jesse and puts him on a pole over a fire-
Nummy Panda tonight!
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*falls from sky* "ouch..... thats the last time i go sky jumping... could someone get me out of this TRee! my parachute is stuck!" said raiden while stuck in the tree
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nibbles on rope until it breaks,then clings to his leg
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"Maybe you can."
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~blows up part way down the cliff~
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*starts to burn* aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
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The jaguar sits beside Raiden and nuzzles him. "Hello pet."
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High in the clouds, it plumeted, heading straight for the ground, it's bloodied florescent white wings wrapped around it, this form. Blood streamed from it's back as the gravity began tearing at it's wings, and it neared the ground at an unreal speed. It held a bomb close, like a mother holding her child, ever so caringly, to it's chest. It smiled and carressed the explosive dearly, and it's eyes shifted to the gore that fell at the side of the cliff. It crashed into the ground with a blinding flash of light, an explosion of petals rushed up into the skies like a bloodying the surrounding area. It had landed just inches from the jaguar and small figure next to her. Shapnel pierced it's body and left it torn to shreds as it lay there, dead. The breeze blew through his feathers and he awaited the approach of the feline patiantly.
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crouches in tree and bites thumb* hmph this seemed like a fighting place so disappointing ive been erging a fight*jumps from wat seems nowhere and lands next to skeith* chill we will find one soon enough *glances at sammy* its been a while hasnt it sammy?
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*kills sky, ruban, and skeith*
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hy that hurt :th_PyongLlora:
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FAR! A LONG LONG WAY TO RUN!
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((it's FA. not FAR. the Solfege is do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti DO))
Mi! the name I call myself.
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*pokes them both then huggles*
i missed you guys!
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(The song says FAR. >O I know what it is though, dummy. XD)
-takes Jesse off the skewer and starts to chew on his crisp flesh-
Mmm...
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"uhh.... what happend here... what are you guys doing in the middle of a forest?"
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idk.
*poisons weesha with e-coli*
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-continues eating-
Mmmm
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"uh-oh let me guess, this is a kill everyone in youre line of sight thing isnt it?... heheheh.... i like this place already..."
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*blows up*
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~pulls out an M-79 grenade launcher and fires them randomly~
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*pulls out an M1 grand, but finds out he has no ammunition, so he just throws it*
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~whips out dual MP-9s and walks around on the spot shooting out ~
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*gets shot*
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-Bursts through Danny's door and goes into his parent's bedroom, kicking his dad in the face and chaining him to a chair-
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*Walks in and pulls out "the Judge" handgun and fires in the sky*
"Ok this madness has to stop."
*I say as I look around at everyone trying to kill eachother."
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*gets out aquipment from his pack, and takes out a glock 21* heh time to have fun *hides in cover*
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*Tranz sees the gun and takes cover*
Shite
*gets ready for the firefight*
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*starts sneakenly trying to find someone to fire at, hunting, using his superior sense of smell to track someone down*
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*kills tranzmute*
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*Looks at his chest and touches his blood...dramatic music starts to play as Tranz makes a dramatic death.*
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*revives him, and then kills him again*
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*repeat same music but add a more over the top death.*
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kills self then comes back to life
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~sets up my W2000 sniper rifle and snipes out Jesse in the back of the head~
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I FOUND OUT THE M1 MY DAD HAS WAS MADE IN AUGUST OF 1943!!! *shoots hedgers with it, but gets a large bruise on his shoulder*
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-Pushes Hedgers off a cliff-
(Haha)
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*pushes weesha off the cliff too*
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(HAHA)
(thus justice is served)
~grabs a root on the way down~
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*also falls off the cliff, and smashes into Hedgers on his way down, breaking Hedgers arm off*
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-Lands in a tree and gets stabbed a couple hundred times while falling down-
Ooof!
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Unsheathes sword below Jess and sticks it straight thru his heart while he falls down..
"Remember, don't fall on blades, kiddies!"
I disappeared.
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heals him and falls down,pulls hedgie off the root and throws him down below,then holds onto the root
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*shoots him in the arm, thus making him fall, then puts camo on and sneaks away*
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falls down into pit,becoming impaled from the sharp rocks down below
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*throws a grenade down to the pit, for unfair over-kill*
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*blows up*
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*blows himself up*
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*gets out sniper rifle, and goes to a highly soccluded, high point*
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teleports behind him,still in peices
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*jumps to safety then shoots him while jumping*
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((...hehe...how ironic!!)) :snicker:
gets shot to bits and cries softlie
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*kicks raiden's butt. literally*
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*thanks to jesse warning him on where he was, he fires at his head, again, thanks for warning me about where you were jesse*
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Welcome.
*dies*
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cries into his chest,then eyes turn silver-grey,showing he was pissed,
"....you...you KILLED him....the only person that meant something to me......"
stands up and looks at him,hair covering eyes as tears rolled down his cheek,
"....YOU KILLED MY DAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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..... you shouldnt have screamed
*shoots him on both his arms, then dissapears with camo*
besides, he respawns after a while
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arms regenerate and he just glares at him
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*dissapears again, and to make sure hes socluded, he leaves a few smoke grenades and a few flashbang granades*
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*kills raiden*
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(how did you kill me?, im confuzzled)
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picks the grenades up and puts them in his pockets
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*they explode, covering the whole place in smoke after everyone being blinded*
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((...dude...you CANT control meh....)) :umm:
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*blows up himself, which blows everyoen else up*
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-After falling out of the tree she stumbles around in a forest-
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*kicks weesha in the place that she doesn't have anymroe* ;)
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(LOL SHUDDUP)
-Kicks Jesse in the place Danny doesn't have anymore-
;)
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O.O
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~rips off Jesses head~
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*rapes hedgers' throat with his foot*
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(lol wtf?)
~picks up a crow bar and smashes Seth over the head with it~
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falls unconcious and starts bleeding on his forehead
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~Laughs and continues to beat in Seth's now mangled body~
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gets beat with the crowbar,unable to do aniething
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-roams around the forest, wobbling all over from blood loss-
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*drinks all of weesha's blood*
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fires 10 rounds in to hedgers skull, saving seth
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AH!~falls to the ground dead~
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Tranz rushes out with a ninja sword and holds it up
WIILLAAA
Flaming colums come up from the ground burning everyone (See sinobi for ref lol)
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~respawns and corpse humps a random dead body~
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gets out full gear, full camo, uzis, Fammas with tazer atachment,stainless steel knife, and, to top it off, a Raging bull magnum, the most powerfull handgun in existance
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*falls over himself*
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and, again, blends in with souroundings, and, does something, not tellin wut though, then it wouldnt be fun
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~respawns and corpse humps a random dead body~
(LOL!!! XDDD Nice one XD)
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*throws a brick at Hedgers*
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starts sniping again, but isnstead of staying in one place, i moved around more
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*throws a concrete block at raiden* TAKE THAT BASS TARD!
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blocks it with his rifle, saving himself from a direct hit from it, then shoots jesse squere in the heart
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*throws raiden out the window*
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falls on a tree, the runs , and sets off 5 smoke grenades, and re-applies camo
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*shoots him to death*
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armor self destructs, killing jesse along with it
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*becomes a ghost, but comes back to life AGAIN*
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searches for shelter, and while walking he saw seth
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*jumps on raiden's shoulders* RAIDEN JOUST!!!
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tries to run from raiden but trips and falls on a tree root
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hey... where do you think youre going? dont worry, im not here to kill you
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backs up and scurries behind tree
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"if im wanted to kill you, wouldnt i already have done so?, now come out before i really have to kill you" he said in a sarcastic style of voice for the last part
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"...nnnno...." peeks around corner
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*kicks his son's butt* GOTCHYA!
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falls on face,looks at him,then runs away from him
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FINISH HIM!!!~rips Raiden's arms off and beats him to death with them~
"FATALITY!!!"
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((GO MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!:...shaolin monks...>.>..))
keeps running
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((I have Armageddon :upupdi3: ))
~rroasts Raiden's arms and eats them~ Mmm...wolf...
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((.....luckie....))
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((heh...i let my friends bro borrow it in trade for JUST borrowing it he gave me ALL his Yu-Gi-Oh! cards XD))
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((......WAT...THA...HECK...LOL!!!)) :snicker:
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((Mmhm and some killer cards too. including a holo Summoned Skull as well as many oher rare cards. PLUS like 40 card sleeves with a pic of a red dragon on the back of them))
~takes what's left of raiden's body and tosses it into a huge blender~
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*pounces his son* I GOTCHYA AGAIN!! OH and sorry about your buttox! *puts a giant bullseye on his stomach*
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"nuuu!" gets pounced again,then looks at his tummieh,
"...w-wats th-that?......O_O!!" runs away again,getting tired
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fires straight at hedgers and jesse's head , killing them both, and nearly hitting seth, but, its misses porpusly
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*pounces raiden and nuzzles, giggling*
ello!!
*pokes him then shoots his leg*
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gah! saphy! why did you do that?!?!?!? ahhh! we can be allies you know! judt look at hedgers and jesse!
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~respawns behind raiden and shoves a shurikan in his neck~
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*rams body against hedgers, stabbing him with the wepon that was stabed inhim*
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"heh...pitiful..." He said showing no signs of pain as the wound bled and pulled it out
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-comes out of the shadow and tackles Hedgers down, dragging him off by the tail to preform unspeakable acts to him-
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o_o "Heh..." he said as he was being dragged away by his tail
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"She wants your body hedgers."
*pounces raiden and ties him up with cheese string*
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-She tied him to a rock and sat down, pondering what she could do to torture him-
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*Steps out of the shadows after a great meal of cabbage, crab cakes and baked beans. *
Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!
Hope y'all have your gas masks.  Chemical warfare baby.  Feel sorry for anyone who is tied up.
*Steps back into the shadows.*
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*runs and dies*
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-Opens Hedger's Nostrils wide and puts a gas mask on herself-
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*runs away to Russia*
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pulls him back and stabs self
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sets of bomb two on pack, drops it then runs while the gases plus the explosion will kill anyone off, byebye hedgers :)
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~tries holding breath but it was useless he was done for he struggles and struggled until his body lay limp tied up on the rock~
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*breaths life back into Hedgers, and then kills him again*
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~respawns and corpse humps a random dead body~
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*swollows a cherry bomb and runs toward everyone*
*blows up*
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~gets blown into a random building~
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*blows up again*
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Saphir smiled and apears behind weesha. "Hey. I see you got him. Well done. Let's finish him off, shall we?"
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*cuts up saph with a broken window*
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Snarling, she turns and wacks her father upside his goofy ead. "That doesn't hurt. It irritates me. So stop."
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"Fine." *he blows everyone up with a molotov cocktail*
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"You are very strange pops." She smiles and eats it, having a minor explosion in her stomach. "Mmmm. Good."
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*throws a knife at the wall*
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~catches the speeding knife between his paws narrowly missing his head~
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hey saphy! acid still hurts right? it burns youre molecules, and nothin can survive that
*get the acid carryiing device, and breaks it on saph's head* later, i really dont want to see this *dissapears*
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~splashes Saphy with water~ "hey raiden you shouldn't do that to your mate"
~fires his shotgun at Raiden~
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-Tosses a bucket of acid on Raiden-
:snicker:
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~runs after weesha with a spork~
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*forces a giant tater down hedgers' throat*
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~chokes on it and dies~
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*does cpr on hedgers, then mashes his brain with a sledge hammer*
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~flinches and disappears reappearing behind Jesse cutting off his feet~
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*flips hedgers over his head, and throws him in the ocean*
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~slpashes in the water tossing a mine to him~ "here! CATCH!"
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*catches it and nothing happens*
*throws it back* CATCH!
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~catches it and throws it back~
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*still it doesn't blow up*
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and about what you said earlyer hedgers, she shot me in the leg, all is fair in love and war, *throws a knife, and pierces hedgers heart*
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You broke his heart. Now get on MSN before I hurt you.
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heh, nice one, but...*shoots jesse in the face* not good enough bro *dissapears again*
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*dies* I'll get you back my brother! I'LL GET YOU BACK!!!
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~cries~ Raiden you broke my heart! :(
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"raiden...you are SOOOO goin down.....not uncle did you shoot meh dad in tha face...you stapped meh uncle IN THE HEART WITH A COOKIE......."
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*calms xenon down*
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~His heart heals with Weesha's love~
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no heart for you! *plows a grenade into hedgers heart, then takes the pick off, making it set off,*
bye bye! *dissapears*
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O_O "noooo!" ~grenade explodes shattering what was left of his already broken heart then goes into a nervous breakdown~
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-stabs a Shish Kaboob stick into raiden's nostril while it pokes out his head-
(Violent)
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*stabs everyone with one phillips screwdriver*
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BAD BROTHER!*impales jesse with a katana* NO SOUP FOR YOU! *dissapears
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She nuzzles Raiden, then stabs jesse with a 50 cal. bullet. "BOOM! HA HA!!"
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"hi saphy, in guess youre here to join in the fun, arent you" *also nuzzles saphy*
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Smiling evilly, she nodds. "Of course I am. Can't let you have ALL the fun, now can I?''
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"heh, i guess youre right, now, why dont we go and have some fun with the others, amybe a little tag teaming? im always good with stealth"
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"Sure!" She giggles, handing him a tag gun and runs off.
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"hmm...tag eh? i'll have to use my other paw...i think i broke my finger at work today. what weapons of choice do we have anyways?"
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-runs by and breaks the rest of his fingers-
.... Crap, I just screwed myself out of the one too.
(No pun intended)
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*throws a knife at weesha*
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chews on daddies ear, "..so yummie...thats whie i wuffles you!"
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*starts to wrestle with seth to get his socks off*
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"..AHH!!!!!..watcha doin!......" i tickle him behind the ear
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*successfully pulls seth's socks sout*
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-Takes a blow torch to Jesse's fur but falls asleep mid-furry burning-
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*burns off weesha's fur*
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hey saphy, you go for hedgers, ill take care of jesse
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~covers up Weesha's nakedness~
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:-[
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"...." throws a grenade, killeing hedgers and, somehow killing jesse "heh, god i love active-camoflauge , its just so liberating, heheheh" *he dissapears into his enviorment again*
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She smiles, pulling Weesha into the bushes. "Join us? I've got a plan to get jesse back for your fur." She grins, charging Jesse and shoves a dagger through his leg. "FOR WEESH'S FUR!!"
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*dies, but invades raiden's body*
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"OH NO YOU DON'T!!" She performs a necromancer spell and keeps jesse's spirit out of raidens' body. "Gotcha now, don't I?"
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"see you in another life brother!" ~shoots self in the head~
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"BROTHER!!!!" omg "nooooooo!!!!!"
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stabs jesse on the back of the head
"he respawns little bro, and so you!"
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you all are crazy *looks around the room, pulls out a gun and blows off his own head . . . *LOL
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*throws a nucular bomb at addison* Why did you spam our forum?
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oh god this is getting out of hand
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I know. *blows up raiden*
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I concur *blows up Jesse*
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Hi brother! *puts a needle between hedgers' paw pads*
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O__O "OW!!" THAT HURTS!" He said quickly pulling his paw back and the needle out. he then rubs it with his other paw~
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*chops hedgers hand off* there you go.
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isnt that sweet? you two are helping eachother with pain, oh well"
*grabs them by the head, and crushes theyre skulls with eachothers head*
you boneheads need to get helmets"
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*picks up the pieces of his head and throws them away*
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not dead yet?, well, ill finish that
*fires into jesse's head with a Desert Eagle*
why arent you on msn?
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IDK. want me on?
*fries his brains in a skillet*
Hey. My grandmother was right. Brain IS good.
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.... why wont you die!
*keeps firin into jesse's head nonstop with all his wepons*
die damn it!die!
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~stabs raiden with a shurikan~
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Oww! Oww! Oww! That's my head!
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~alks liek a zombie~ Braaaaiiins! BRAAAAINS!! ~Checks raidens head~ NO BRAAAINS!!
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She tackles hedgers and eats his brain. "BRAAIINS!!"
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no brains? IM GOIN TO KILL YA!
*throws acid on hedgers*
there, zombies cant survive bein dissolved
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I thought you were trying to kill me!
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She tackles Raiden next and eats part of his. "BRAAAINS!!"
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saphy! i need those you know!!! bad saphy bad!
*ties sahpy up* there, now youre helpless
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*unties her* Kill me.
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Awww you ruined the fun Jesse..
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She smiles evilly, attacking jesse. "Why first."
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AHHH!!! *throws saph out the window*
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~kicks jesse through a window~
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"you see jesse, you dont give mercy to saphy, she'll rip out youre skull if you do"
*shoots hedgers in the back of the head, makin him fall through the window* *dissapears and exits the building*
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-chops Kabe up into millions of peices and then burns them, pouring the ashes into my cat's litter box-
I don't even think she deserves my cat to piss on her..
-throws the litter out the window-
>:|
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*blows raiden's head off*
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that wasnt very nice
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I'm not nice. I'm an evil person. :'(
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~blows up Jesse~
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and thats how the jesse crumbles
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*finally dies*
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-slices Kyle's babymaker off and throws it out the window with Kabe's ashes-
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O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg omg omg
"..AUNTIE!!!!!!......"
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lol "babymaker"
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~runs around yelling and screaming~
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*sews babymaker back on* Let's see if it works. *pours ten kiloliters of pop down hedgers' throat*
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<.< I t works...~slaps Jesse~
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I bet it will now! hehe
*runs away like a little girl*
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~Kills Jesse like in Happy tree Friends~
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*dies* Meanie head.
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-Pours acid down Jesse's throat-
Lets see if your babymaker works.
;)
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i think ill pass on seeing if it works for jesse
.....
*dissapears*
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-watches his babymaker intentedly-
I want to see him pee acid.
:D
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.... yeah this is really a good thing a for a straighty like me to watch... ill just.. go under... my trusty rock now
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B-b-b-but think about how much thats gatta hurt his babymaker!~
o.O
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again, ill stay under my trusty rock now
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~blows up raiden's rock~
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Noooo!
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Yeeeees! ~trwists raiden's head around several times~
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*sticks hedgers with a needle that's infected with MRSA*
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*injects jesse with SUPER AIDS*
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-sticks a funnel in Raiden's butt-
;)
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EEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
*Launches into the air like in tom and jerry when tom gets a needle pointin his but*
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*feels something running through his babymaker* Uh oh........
*acid starts to run through babymaker* AHHHHH!!!
*babymaker explodes in raiden's face*
((that sounded wrong))
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~blows up an apple~
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(if it sounded wrong then edit the post)
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Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil.... -sigh-
-cuts her ears off and pulls her eyes out, sewing her mouth shut-
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*fixes weesha* there. Hey. I kinda like having your ear where your nose use to be. (and so on)
:snicker: *babymaker explodes in raiden's face*
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~lights a stic kof Dynomite and throws it at JEsse~
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8O
*blows up*
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~impales Jesse wit ha Christmas Tree~ MERRY EFFING CHRISTMAS!!! XD!
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She watches with amusement, holding a stick of high-power explosives.
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~sticks a plasma grenade to Sammie~ HAHA! I TAGGED THE DEMON!! :D
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She lifts an eyebrow and calmly removes it, taping it to jesse. She laughs as he explodes. "Very good try hedgers." She calls, throwing the explosives at Raiden. "Tie these to random furs and shout. I'll set them off."
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*throws a fork at saph*
Where's sammie and the others?
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"Would you like me to call sam? TThe others are probably offline. I have a few friends we can play with..."
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You have three different people on the same account? ???
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"Yes. Sammie, Saphir, Artemas, S'Rain, Sorain..Many other as well."
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"Hey y'all wachya doin out this late?
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"??? Very quizzical, I could ask you the same question."
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*tears off saph's head with his teef*
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~rips of Jesse's tail and uses it as a scarf~
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Hedgers has been known to tame rabid monkeys with harmonicas.
*eats hedgers' tail*
do you have to make those things?
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Hedgers is such a bad** furry he don't need a tail!
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*sews it back on*
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HAPPY PLASMAS EVERYBODY!
*sticks everyone in the face with plasma grenades*
i hope you like the gifts i gave you all
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awww how nice of y......*blows to smithereens*
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~eats it~
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~eats it~
Sudenly a rock move's a side pleas help me
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*helps move the rock*
Welcome to the forum. :D
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*helps move the rock*
Welcome to the forum. :D
i thank thou fully sire ..what's thou name ??
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Jesse, but you can call me Jesse. *pulls out a grenade* need one?
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hey new guy! heres a welcoming gift!
*throws 20 plasma nades at his face*
merry chrismas!
*runs from the soon to explode newby*
im gettin out of here, bye!
*dissapears with camoflauge and sets off a few smoke granades and flashbangs to escape undetected*
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hey new guy! heres a welcoming gift!
*throws 20 plasma nades at his face*
merry chrismas!
*runs from the soon to explode newby*
im gettin out of here, bye!
*dissapears with camoflauge and sets off a few smoke granades and flashbangs to escape undetected*
whipse the 20 plasma nades fast of his face and throws these away just befor thay culd explode
im getting to old for this sits on a rock with his 1 grenade he got from jesse
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*jumps up onto the rock and blows the newb to pieces*
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(lol you cant get plasma nades off, if you try to get them off, they stick to youre hadns and to what is originally being held by it)
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~throws a mutated gremlin at Raiden~
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pshh... thats nothing, ive made my own monstrasity, hedgers, say hello to the Demon kittens
*demon kittens start to claw at hedgers face*
see, they are better
*demon kittens start to claw Raiden's face and hedgers face*
AHHH!!!! GET THEM OFF!
*starts running around in circles screaming*
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((whatever))
*throws broken glass at XxRaiden*
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*runs into jesse, now demon kittens are clawing all three of our faces*
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*has a demon kitty clawing at my face*
WALL! HELP ME!!!!
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huggles meh moogle and notices dad and uncles getting getting attacked by ............kittie kats
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~stands there~ "Lois? get this freakin cat off my head"
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demon kittens arent friendly, they HURT! they allways stalk me, waiting for when to strike, this started 2 years ago!
(it really did, thats when i made this joke)
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dominates a kittieh, "..WHOOOA!!...DOMINATION!!!..."
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wah? uh... seth.... if i were you i wouldnt try to uh.... well... tame one of them, they get very ticked off.....*tiptoes away*...when you take one of theyre own as.....*tiptoes behind his trusty rock*..a pet... i hope you have very good insurance...eeeep!*hides fully under his rock as all of the kittens turn angrily towards seth, showing theyre demon teeth, theyre eyes glow a bright red, and they attack everyone
Please watch your language.
Jesse
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runs away like so:.........!!!!!!!!!! =3 =3 =3!!!!........"HEWP MEH UNCIE!!!!!!!!"
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SORRY SETH! EVEN I AM POWERLESS AGAINST THEM! RUN FOR IT!
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i flail meh arms in the air and begin crying
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*throws a bomb at the kitties*
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~sticks a splasma grenade to a box of TNT and throws it at riaden~
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*pinches hedgers*
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Ow! Yes i'm real dang it x3! ~pinches Jesse back~
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I'M NOT!
*[female dog in heat] slaps hedgers*
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((..ya um daddiieh?..i kno wat that means.....i DO have a farm......))
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((i live in a farmhouse that used to have a farm until the original owners sold the farm to the neighbors but kept the house and my grandparents use to live on a farm until they died so now my aunt and her husband live there with anotehr one of my aunts with a chicken that has green legs her name is helen.))
*throws a mad kitty at hedgers*
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OW! ~*ears go down and sits in a corner*
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hey guys, theyr leaving, they do this when they get bored, dont try to find them, they usually go back to hell for abit,(these are litterly DEMON kittens, in every sense of demon)
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"Phew." He wipes his brow.
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~tackles Jesse and rips him in half~ Buahahaha!!
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*blood gushes in hedgers face stinking his eyes*
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~runs and washes his eyes out and throws what's left of Jesse off a cliff~
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"HEY! AT LEAST SEW ME BACK TOGETHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!......" He hits the ground.
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~throws a rabbid hyena after Jesse~
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kicks uncle in tha 'jewels' and shoves him down also, "..oops....well..thats ONE advantage fer bein small"
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*gets attacked by hyenas*
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~holds up a sign that says "Ouch!"~
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i simplie smile ^_^V
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*gives seth a paper cut*
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~catapults Seth into the sun~
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(( http://www.imvu.com/catalog/web_mypage.php?user=15813995 )) :-[ :-[
i miss the sun but hit a star instead,then it blows up,hailing shards at them both
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*gets hit with star pieces*
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The sun IS a star xD what are they teaching to kids in school these days?
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(..a DIFFERENT star.....lol..)) :-[
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The sun IS a star xD what are they teaching to kids in school these days?
Well, I had a substitute teacher talk about three types of love today. *pinches hedgers*
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OW! three types of love eh?
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family, brotherly, sisterly
exotic
sacrificial
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I see
speakin of love...Weesha and I are happily back together :lovestruck4:
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THAT ROKS MEH CHEEEESE!!!!....SHES MEH AUNTIE AGAIN!!!! :-[ :-[
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woah, i leave for one second, and you two get back together?
this community has no patience for me to post
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nope. that's why i'm goign to kill you. *bites his head off*
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haha ~strangles Raiden with my NES controller~
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*attempts to strangle hedgers with his three year old PS2 controller, but the cord snaps*
*starts to cry*
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haha! ~strangles Jesse with his N64 controller~
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*slips hedgers' neck through the horns on the controller*
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~throws a boomerang SNES controller at JEsse~
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*shoves a wireless controller down hedgers' throat*
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~eats the controller~ Shoves a joystick up Jesse's butt~ xD
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*gets nintendo wii nunchuck, and starts nunchucking jesse*
"fear the power of the nintendo wii's controler, THE NUNCHUCK!
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*knocks all over and pops in the mouth*
hi!
*pounces raiden and flicks his nose, growl-purring playfully*
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hey saphy, havin fun?....please dont kill me....
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kills him wif a bloodie scream knife, "..oops..again.."
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*rips his ear off*
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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breakdances then spins into raiden,tripping him up
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*throws a molotov cocktail at seth*
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runs before it explodes,then does a dramatic dive-roll while it explodes and rolls onto one knee,looking at daddieh, "..tha names tribane..KID..tribane..."
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well, tribane, maybe you can KID THIS!
*launches a bazooka at him*
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dodge rolls it, "..yoore KIDDING right?...." throws ninja stars at him
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*gets hit with ninja stars*
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smiles cheesilie, "..nyeeeaaa!!!" :-[
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*dies and thinks* that'll teach him.
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raiden walks up to seth "hey seth" *stabs him in the heart* "bye seth" raiden continues walking like normal
(that goes to show ya how funny cruelty can be)
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((..one word...: omg ...))
dies from blood loss and broken heart :th_PyongLlora:
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*starts whistleing a happy song while slaughtering everyone with a knife*
(lol)
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*comes back as a ghost and haunts raiden*
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"Your mistle toe is no match for my T.O.E. Missile!!" ~fires T.O.E. missile~
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*dies from the toe missile*
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"I'm dreaming of a RED x-mas..."
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I know. You're killing eveyrone.
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"and you'r first on the naughty list Jesse"
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Pops up with a army of Rabbids behind me...
........and they all have chainsaws.........
"SLAUGHTER THEM!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!HA!!!!!" The rabbids charge at everyone and slughter them..
One murders someone instead of slaughtering him...
"Listen darnit, I said slaughter, not murder!" Whacks him over the head.
PLEASE watch your language.
Jesse
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yes hedgers I'm a naughty person. *rolls eyes and shoots him with lazers*
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*goes alien hominid on jesse*
*bites his head off*
SPARTAAAAAA!
*demon kittens attack Raiden*
AHHHH!!
*runs in circles while screamin*
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*dies*
((stupid black cat always pushing mine away from her food))
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"good bye cruel world!" ~jumps off a cliff~
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NO SUICIDE FOR YOU!
*snipers hedgers in the head right before he hits the bottom*
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*pushes raiden off the cliff*
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~respawns behind Jesse and pushes Him of the cliff~
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blows up the cliff, that way they respawn over where the cliff was, thus dieing when spawning
"hahahah, you guys are doomed"
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~respawns ontop of raidens head~
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*roundhouse kicks hedgers in the face*
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~chokes raiden with diamond tether~
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*pinches hedgers*
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SILENCE!!! I kill you!!!
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*silences, and wait to be killed*
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I be Ahmed! The dead terrorist!!
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*still is waiting to be killed*
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i wag meh tail then stabs hedgie in tha......groin...sort of....kind of....i think....maybe...>.>.....c.c....D.D....*looks down*...!!!!...O_Q
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I be a suicide bomber...a retired suicide bomber that is...
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Too bad you won't get the 72 virgins.
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72 virgins arent for what you think, theyre more to be around holy people, then some guys got the weird perverted idea
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*blows him up*
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oh i be gettin the 72 virgins
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nu uh. They don't go for Canadians. :snicker:
(j/k)
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~sends his terrorist army after Jesse~
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*eyes bug out and he starts running*
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~lights Anubis' fur on fire~ Buahahaha!
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*runs off of the side of a building*
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~catches Jesse before he lands and claws him to shreds~
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-kidnaps Jesse and holds him for ransom-
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~activates the bomb he hid in Jesse~
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-Hears Jesse's stomach tick and shoves him down Hedger's throat-
:no:
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~blows up into a million tiny peices~
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-puts her hands on her hips and smiles-
Job well done!
:peace:
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~respawns behind Weesha and shoves her off a cliff into a bunch of sharp rocks~
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-climbs back up the mountain, all bloody, with a huge wound in her side-
:'(
-she retracts her claws and slices down Hedger's face, grabbing him and throwing him to the ground, pouring salt and vinegar in his wound-
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~covers his face with his paws running around screaming~
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*runs him over with brand new indistructable tank that is covered in spikes*
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*places a finger on the moderator button for both weesha and hedgers*
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turns chibi and nibbles on daddiehs finger
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~tackles Jesse and destroys the moderator button~
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*sticks finger on the ban button*
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~ears go down and looks at Jesse~ "You wouldn't..."
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Guys you seriously need to stop. I will not have senseless fighting in my forum.
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exactly..i didnt want meh thread ta be GOREY... :th_PyongLlora:
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ok I'm sorry. i didn't mean any of it
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eats kid trib
delicious...
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Its not "your" forum for one thing, and another you named the thread "all out domination, no mercy" how can you not expect violence? :umm:
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It's happening in other threads weesha.
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yeah, but we need a thread where we can destroy eachother, or else well eventually go mad, and then kill eachother.... like you see now on other topics
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point made...but not TOO crazie though
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if you cut down on violence on a topic made for pure violence, it gets people mad
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~raises paw~ Hehe...guilty! Shin and I were fighting in another thread...
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It's fine in this topic, but it's getting out of hand in other topics. Kira with his lead pipe has gone far enough.
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LOL!!!!.....i wonder wat happened wif kabe and her spowk...!!!!!!!!!
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I know I've felt the wrath of it like 5...6 times?
and not sure about her spork...
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did you have to remind us, and her?
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Apparently he did...~stabs Seth with Kabe's spork~ You mean that one? xD
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besides, i have a security tazer, to keep the violence down
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"..oh ya?...i gots a mini guuun!!!..." i then turned chibi and ran around,shooting in random directions
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"yea? well I'll release King Kong on your butt!"
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i basicly mean i have something to keep you guys a bit under control, i cant have you brakeing daves house all day can i?
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points to a corner and JET TROOPERS AND SUCH AAAAND appear
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~King Kong wipes them all out~
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i walk up to king kong and kick his foot
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~king kong bends down to Seth and flicks him far away with his finger~
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*calls ace, ace beats the **** out of king kong*
(i sensured it myself)
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~calls out Godzilla and he eats Ace~
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((...I TRIIIIED TA REMEMBER GODZILLAS NAME BUT I COULDNT SO I ADDED SUMFIN CHEEEEEZZIE!!!.....)) :th_PyongLlora: :th_PyongLlora: :th_PyongLlora:
i flew off into a tree and broke it like a toofpik
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((lol))
~summons upon Great Maju Garzett~ "KILL RAIDEN!!!"
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im getting out of here!
*gets on ship, and flies away*
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AHAha! ~does a homie hand shake with Great Maju Garzett~
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*throws a queen of hearts at hedgers*
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~catches it and rips the card to shreds~
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i drop kicked godzilla into king kong,then glared at hedgie
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My typing is backwards and i don't know how to fix it!!
!!!ti xif ot woh wonk t'nod i dna sdrawkcab si gnipyt ym
OK weird my computer isn't letting me type right
!!thgir epyt ym gnittel t'nsi retupmoc yM driew kO
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I havn't been fighting in other threads.. just this one... because its "all out domination, no mercy"
I suppose we should start singing and dancing here, hm?
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hedgers that happened to me once while typing something in the google searchbar.
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Yea? Hmm..
I don't know what it was...but I'm typing just fine now...
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oh well
"!!thgir epyt ym gnittel t'nsi retupmoc yM driew kO"
the computer misspelled ME btw. it typed YM instead of EM
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it's supposed to be MY :P
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but you originially typed ME instead of MY
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oh ok I see ~slams jesse onto a bed of spikes~
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*twitches like crazy*
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-puts a boulder ontop of him-
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*finally passes away*
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-Burries him in a patch of poison ivy-
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*decaying body swells up*
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~shoots a random squirrel~
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pheonix flips over hedgie in matrix form and shoots him in the face from mid air
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~dodges it like an Agent~ Well...Mister Phoenix....we meet at last...
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i appeared in a black leather trenchcoat that swept the floorand black shades.I nodded
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~does a bunch of agent Smith moves and knocks you through many concrete walls~
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*blocks hedgers with his thumb*
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DEMON KITTENS! AHHH!
*runs from the unkillable horde of demon kittens,now angry because ace ate theyre food*
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~looks at Jesse twists his arma around and slams him to the ground~ ~he takes off his now shattered sunglasses~
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*bone snaps in half, sending bone fragments into hedgers' face*
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~they stick in him then hey start to burn eventually causing his head to become a ball of flames~ "I...AM....GHOSTRIDER"
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"Ghost Rider In The Sky!"
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~saves a random fur form being mugged~
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*saves hedgers from mugging a random fur
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*kittens begin to maul everything in sight*
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*walks down street and notices Raiden running away* Hmmm wonder what his problem is.... *just then the horde of kittens appear from behind a corner trys to run away but is too late the kittens swarm over his body* Holy....!!!! omg Ahhhhhh!!!! get them off of me!!!!!!! *gurgle*
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*The Demonkittens begin to start destroying everything, EVEN THE CHILDRENS TOYS!*
(LEGASP!)
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*gets up as skeleton* Hmmm wonder where my skin and organs went..... *continues walking*
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stumbles over to a corner and huddles up, "...aaaaahhh!!!!....skewetun...."
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Excuse me kid? You didn't happen to see demon kittens carrying my skin and organs have you?
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"...nu uh!!..."
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Hmmm....ok then keep me posted if you see them.
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"...mmmhmmmmm!!!!!"
Posts must contain more than one word.
Jesse.
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There!!!! Come back here! *chase kitten with my skin* HA! Got you now!!! *puts back on skin* Now for my organs.
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"....~sigh~...." i stood up and dusted mehself off
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*busts some eggs on seth's head*
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AHHH! *gets mauled* hey, theres someone's organs over here!
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Where!!! *turns around towards Raiden* There they are.... *ignores Raiden getting mauled and walks away with my organs*
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"damn these Demon Kittens! they never kill me, they just make me suffer! AHHH!"
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*builds fort of pillows* Demon kittens can not damage the fluffy things known as pillows!! I am fully protected hahahahaha!
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*they rip through it like a chainsaw through butter*
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Luckly I have a back up system I have a fort full of demon dogs!!!
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(thats no fair, the demon kittens are my best joke, ive used it for two years...)
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Well...I have a pack of demon squirrels! HA!
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*pokes hedgers with fingernail clippers*
I'M GOING TO CLIP YOU TO DEATH!!!
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o.o
Death by SNOO SNOO!! xD
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*clips hedgers' fingernails*
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*Looks around for my first victim* :boom:
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"oh thank you Jesse much better :D"
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*Leaps at Hedgers with a wild hiss, fangs bared*
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~sees Viper and grabs him and whips him around like a set of nun chucks and throws him in to a tree~
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i slid between hedgies legs and grabbed his ankles,sending him crashing to the ground flat on his face
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*realizes that demon dogs was bad idea*   Awwww.. schnikeys.... *mauled*
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*The tree collapses as i collide into it. I get up, rubbing my head.*  omg *I then ran on all fours toward Hedgers, whipping my tail around and smacking it down onto his back*
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*hits viper with a hot dog*
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>:| *I wrap my body around Jesse and use my mouth to put a firm grip on his neck. Then I use all my muscles to squeeze...*
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Run for your life!!!! *throws jesse in way of raging demon dogs and kittens* *runs away*
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i pokeded vipers scales
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Save the children!!! *picks up kid and runs with him*
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"..I WANT SNAKIE!!!..." i yelled,crying and trying to reach towards viper
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*pokes seth's pink hair*
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i smiled cheekily then continued to cry and reach toward viper
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*I look over at Tri, then sprint toward him. I grabbed him out of Smitty's arms, hoisted him on my shoulders, and sprinted up a wall. Grabbing onto a small ledge, I looked up at Tri.* You ok?
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i smiled cheesily at him then wrapped my arms around his neck
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*As i hung there, the scales around my cheeks began to turn red. I lept onto a narrow beam high above the ground, still carrying Tri on my shoulders*
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Ok fine have him just do not look behind you!!! *continues running*  *demon kittens and dogs continue destroying all in their path*
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*sniper headshot on viper*
no sympathy here, too bad for you newcomer
*fires 5 more rounds into viper's skull to make sure he is dead, then aims at jesse's head*
oh little bro, i have a a present filled with lead for you!
*gets mauled by demon kittens*
AHHHHH!!!
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i grabbed raidens arm and,in a vice grip like grip,slung him into different random spiked walls, "..DONT HURT VIPER!!!!!"
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*I get up, my head filled with holes.* Is it just me, or is it drafty in here? ???
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i shrugged and smiled cheesily,then stole bam bams bat and began to beat hedgies face in, "..BAM BAM!!!"
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*I help Tri by leaping at Hedgers and sinking my fangs into his neck. As he falls to the ground, my acidic venom begins to do its work, burning a hole through Hedgers neck.*
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"....here ya go!.." i gave him a 5 ton crow bar that was the size of a normal one
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Thankies! =3 *I then begin to smash Hedgers face in*
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*dumps glue on viper's tail*
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*respawns*
darn, how is he still alive?... hm.. no matter, ill find a way....
*dissapears with camoflauge*
Please watch your language.
Jesse
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*stuffs pickles down raiden's throat*
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".....no you wont.."i glared at raiden
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*snaps an ink pen above seth's head*
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i looked up then reached for the ink,ink pouring all over my face.I then ran over behing a tree,bumping into it and falling onto the ground,wiping away at meh eyes
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*throws demon kitten on Jesse's face*
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~throws a kunai at Smitty~
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*throws counter shuriken at hedgers*
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~dodges them then pulls out an ACME cannon and fires it at Jesse~
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*Throws a hand-sized nuke at Raiden*
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throws a (tha n00best weapon of ALL!!!!!).....rock :boom:
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*throws a better noobest weapon of all.... a heat seeking acorn*
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*Throws the noobiest weapon in the universe: A screaming ear of corn*
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throws the n00biest weapon of EXZISTENCE!!!.....a screaming apple seed!!!!
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??? >:| *tackles Tri.* WAAATAAAH!!!! =3
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"....AAAHHH!!!!!!" tries to crawl from under him
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*jumps out of tree thinking I could fly*  *lands on hedgers*  Red Bull does not give you wings.... stupid commercials... >:|
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~kicks Smitty off~ Well no duh :p
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*kicks Hedgers back*
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*Picks Tri up and spins him around my head.* DONT GET SICK!!! =3
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"...UuUuUUuUUuUUuuUuUuuUuUuu..." i spun wildly on his head then almost fell off
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*I laugh like a maniac and grab Tri's foot. He hangs upside-down.*
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~i just hung there limp like a captured squirrel~
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*As Tri hangs there helpless, i begin to tickle his stomach.* Haha! :)
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i flailed around,laughing so hard tears formed
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I got you now! *I continue tickling, laughing all the way.*
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*kicks viper in shin*
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*I drop Tri and hop around.* OW OW OW!!!! :th_PyongLlora: *Then i glare at Smitty* >:| You'll pay for that.
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i fell on the floor,slamming meh head into the ground then shot up and felt dizzy then fell back to the ground ko'ed
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*I grab Smitty by his piratey belt buckle and lift him up, smashing his head into the ceiling.*
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*pours rum in Viper's eye* *kicks in shins again*
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~still ko'ed~
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~pulls out a pipe bomb and blows everyone up in the thread~
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*dies* Hedgers. You're a meanie head.
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I beg to differ xD
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*he runs in an attempt to tackle hedgers*
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Oh no! I am dead *GAME OVER* *comes back as zombie*
I am now a zombie wolf pirate.  *bites Hedger's arm*
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~plays Thriller tune in head~
"it's close to midnight and somethin evil is lurkin through the dark! you to try to scream but death takes the sound before you make it you're paralyzed and your out of time! It's the thriller!! Fighting for your life!"
~turns into zombie and dances to Thriller~
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*turns lonely and dances to "So Doggone Lonesome"*
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(thats his only good song, my teacher at the school lip-synced the song in the auditorium)
*turns to Jesse*
Must eat blue....
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NOT MY BLUE!!!! *runs around in circles going nowhere*
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Blame Hedgers, must eat blue...... *bites Jesse's shoe off*
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*limps* YOU ATE MY FOOT AS WELL!!!
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*smiles toothly* *puts on shoe and munches on foot*
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*smashes smitty in the head with a cucumber*
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*bites Jesse's pinky*
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owwie. *pulls his hair*(
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And........HEADSHOT!
*firesbullet derectly at smitty's nhead, but also pierces through and hits jesse's foot*
wow, two birds with one stone..... i declare that a double kill!
*dissapears yet again*
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~throws a razor blade at Jesse~
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*hair is shaved off*
why you little. *throws darts at hedgers*
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Uh oh... *buillet hole heals* (Terminator zombie wolf pirate) You cannot escape *pokes hole through Raiden*
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throws shuriekins at them all then cuts hedgies ears off
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*grabs Hedger's ears off and starts eating them*
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*sticks burrs on smitty*
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Ahhhh burrs!!! :shcoked: *faints*
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*dumps buckets of burrs on him, then throws a squeeky toy*
CATCH DOGGIE! *cries*
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"Ah my...ears! You'll both pay for this...!!" ~cuts smitty's and Seth's tail off~
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How did you know  my weakness!!! Ooooo squeaky toy! *faints*
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"......wha?......."i took my tail and attatched it back on like a cyborg, "..aaaahhhh......muchos buenos!!..."
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~rips tail off again incinerating it~
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regenerates then tears hedgies head off and blood pours out like NIAGRA FALLS then throws his head in the incinerator amd dises his bodie up like a pro chef does celerie.......then giggles childishly,"...dont mess with MEH tail..."
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*gets tricked into eating some strange food kid had made* Hmmm what is this food? It tastes funny.
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"it's liquid exlposive!! RUUUUN!""
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In that case it is the best darn explosives I ever had!
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Ooooo I want some. *begs for explosives*
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*hands Jesse bowl of explosives* Enjoy who knew he could cook explosives so well.
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I will. *eats it* yum. duds.
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*burps out fire and singes Jesse's hair* Excuse me!
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you're excused.
^^
*eats the rest of it*
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"....uuuuuhhhhh........im a guud cook?..."
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Yup! *small explosion rings out* Well, it is already getting to me. *looks at stomach and it is rippling from the explosions going on inside*
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yes. a very good cook.
*eats more*
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"....thanks.......i guess......"
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"lemme try..." ~takes some and eats it~ "mm...explosives..." :bubbles:
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*pukes blood* Ughhhh....don't worry I am sure it was something else I ate. *passes out*
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*drinks blood* ewww vomity
((nigh nigh yall. gotz school and Annie practice tomorrow. won't be on until 9:00 pm BE GOOD! *places hand on the mod button))
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((.....~cries~...i dun go back ta school until toosdaie...))
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burps out fire~ and also feels little explosions inside him~
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(same here) ÂÂÂ
*wakes up* Why isn't anyone helping me!!! *passes out again*
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*points to the other thread*
there's some in there
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Youre all going to die!!!!!!!!! AHAAAAHAAAA!
*Rides a nuke into the ground, making it explode, and now we fight in the desert wasteland of what was a forest, because of nuke*
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*wakes up looking pale and fragile* Ughhhh.... lost most of my blood and I think a lung but I'm going to be ok . *falls over*
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*respawns*
hahaha, that was fun....... plus this place is now a nuclear wasteland, hurray!
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YAY! *burries raiden alive*
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*unburies Raiden and eats him*
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lol. It's Radioactive Man and his side kick Fall Out Boy!
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*hooks Hedgers with his coat hanger*
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~coathanger bends and then body drops Smitty ~
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My coathanger! :shcoked: Why is everyone against it.... :th_PyongLlora:
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*gives him a new coathanger*
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Woohoo! *takes new coathanger and pokes Jesse*
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it's plastic. i hope that's ok?
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~melts the coathanger with a ball of fire~
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My coathanger!!! :shcoked: *growls* That is it I'm am sick of you taking my stuff and destroying it! >:| *stabs Hedgers in chest with cutlass*
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Man we need peace here.
:peace:
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dead body mutates, and now im undead mutant! (till i die, or atleast when i decide not)
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*tears raiden's toes off*
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*stabs random things*
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*dies, because of mutated brain failure*
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*dies cuz of mutated heart failure*
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~pulls cutlass out of him an looks at it and licks the blood off~
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*cuts Hedger's tongue off*
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i wouldnt lick the blood of youre foes anymore hedgers, its probably has a gallon of plutonium inside of it...
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Yum. Plutonium.
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Yum YUM PLUTONIUM?!...
Plu...TONI!!...ummmm.........(get it?)
~dies of plutonium overdose~
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*shrugs shoulders and starts biting on kid*
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~cries while being bitten on~
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You can't cry you are dead unless you are a zombie!!! :shcoked: *runs away*
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~randomlie dies again~
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Zombies!!! *continues running until realizing that kid was dead again* *pokes dead corpse*
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~gets pokeded~
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*continues to poke the corpse*
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~...continues to get poked....~
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*feels remorse and starts to bury kid*
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~ish being buriewhawhaWHAWHAWHA?!....~wakes up and clings to smittie, "..i dun wanna go down thewe!!"
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*picks up kid* Ok....fine but you are glowing... like green glowing.
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"..i am?..whie?.." ~looks at fur~
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*pokes kid* Oh no I caught the glow! *starts glowing green*
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"..OOOHHHH!!!!...were like GLOWIE STIKS!!!!..." ~starts to rave dance~
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I hear glowie sticks. *dies his hair pink*
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"..HAAAY!!!....." i yelled,begining to glow pink
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*picks up his glowing sword and rum* Hey look it made these glow too drinks neon rum and swings the sword around*
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*eats popcorn*
*stuffs popcorn cernals in smitty's mouth (those annoying clear brown things that get stuck to the back of your tongue)*
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((..GOD I HATE THOSE THINGIES!...they just get stuck between meh teef and i trie ta get em' out wif meh toung but i just cant and then meh friends look at meh like im CRAZIE er somethin!!!....))
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((exactly))
*stuff more in his mouth, and one in his eyeball*
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((it's like a dog with Peanut butter stuck to the roof of it's mouth))
~fires a grenade at Jesse~
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*eats grenade*
*pounces hedgers and blows up on top of him*
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~respawns and stabs Raiden with a rusty hooK~
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I can't get rid of them!!! *takes rusty hook and shoves it up Jesse's nose*
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*squirts blood on smitty*
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~sets a claymore~
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*throws Jesse in the claymore*
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~throws a m&m at Jesse~
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*m & m blows up in his face*
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~licks m&m off of daddiehs face~
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ewwww seth germs. *acts all crazy just to make him laugh*
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~gives Jesse cootie shot~ XD!
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*Fires bullets into JESSE's head, also killin seth*
oops, i wasnt tryin to kill seth... oh well
*fires more bullets into hedgers*
triple kill!
YOU MISSPELLED MY NAME!!! SHAME SHAME SHAME!!!
Jesse
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*eats Raiden's face* *Killjoy!*
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*throws a glass at raiden for misspelling my name*
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*throws bottle at Jesse*
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*forces smitty to watch Clockwork Orange*
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*begins to watch because he has no clue what it is*
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~forces Jesse to watch barney~
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*begins to poke Jesse*
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*throws sharpie markers at smitty and hedgers*
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*does matrix* *then flings gel pens at Jesse* Take that a blast from the 90's!
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~slaps Smitty with his metal paw~ xD
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haha i remember those things. i remember they used to go empty fast.
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Go empty? no no ~holds his right paw up~ See? it's metal mechanical paw
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no gel pens. they used to go empty fast.
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*pokes Hedgers with a dozen ball point pens*
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*throws dowel rods*
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*throws rabid kittens*
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*bites his neck*
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ah yes...they did..~throws the head of George Bush at smitty~
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*tries to run at Hedgers but hit glass wall :squish:*
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*also hits glass wall behind smitty* :squish:
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*runs another direction and hits another wall* :squish: We are trapped!
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~drags his claw in a circle on the window cuttign a hole in it~ NOT any more!
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*climbs out hole and hits another wall :squish:* Again?
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*closes off hole so he can't get through*
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:squish: Another direction! :squish: Another! :squish: .... pokes the other wall.
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~blows up all the walls~
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*runs away*
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*pouncy hugs smity*
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`throws a grenade at the two~ :peace: ^_^V
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*throws Jesse back and plays hacky sack with the grenade before kicking it back at Hedgers*
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*snipes the grenade, thus killing all three of them*Another Triple kill!, i never thought Halo 3 was a good milatery simulator.... oh well, i jus hope those demon kittens dont get near the.....*sees something in armor from the distance that is getting closer* what is that thing?.... oh my god..... Everybody Run!!!! They Made MasterCat! WE're all dooooomed!
*gets stickied with a plasma in the face by MasterCat*
(obviusly a MasterCheif parody for those who dont know)
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*runs away*
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* runs away and throws Hedgers behind him *
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"there's only room enough for one master here...and it definitely ain't you MasterCat" ~blows MasterCat to smitherines~
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Bubba is so scared she poos!
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Ahhh a shrimp.
*cooks it*
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Yo mamma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!
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Oooo burn! Yo momma is ummm yeah no yo momma jokes...
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aBin Laden's mustard gas is nothing compared to a Walter fart!! omg :shcoked:
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omg :sniffle: I love my mommy. :cry:
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yo mamma so old she sat behind Jesus in grade 3
when yo mamma was born the doctor slapped her parents
yo mama so dumb she failed a survey
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Shut up! I kiill you!
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*moderates hedgers*
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omg ~flames Jesse~ :fu:
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(good night peoples...)
*detonates bombs to destroy forums*
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~blows up~
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*picks teeth with hedgers' bones*
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*uses Jesse to pick teeth*
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wow you're big.
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~shows Jesse a blue screen of death~
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*stares at the blue screen and then dies*
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~chomps the bloo screen!!!~
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*hugs son*
SEEEETH! I missed joo. :'(
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~huggles daddiehs leg~
DAAAAADDIEH!!!!!....i misseded joo too... :th_PyongLlora:
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He cries as he holds his on.
"This entire troll thing has worn me down. I've lost tons of sleep trying to figure this stuff out."
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((..trollz?....lolz!))
~also cries~
"......~cries~..troooooollz...."
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((people who join just to cause trouble.))
*holds him* It's ok. We're taking care of it.
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lol ironic much? I show Jesse a blue screen of death and the forums are down because of trolls for like a couple days? xD
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well, at first i thought it was the *chans that did this, i guess i was wrong
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Apparently omg
~throws a dagger at Raiden~
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*throws a computer screen at hedgers...............a flat panel HD display*
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~last thing he sees on the screen is"signal lost"~ "oh hell..."
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*pokes hedgers' hand pads*
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o.o "that tickles xD"
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*sends zombie robot trolls at everyone*
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~dances to Thriller~
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*throws Michael Jackson at Hedgers*
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/throws out a little boy to save Hedgers and distract Michael o.o
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*throws a huge lawsuit and a court at Michael Jackson*
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/watches Michael jackson get crushed O.o
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*jus snipes everyone*
newgame! avoid the sniper!
Muhahaha!
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/gets out auger and hides behind a wall, pelting Raiden wiht shots that go through walls
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*ducks and activates activecamoflauge, and goes somewhere alot safer, after activating a few smoke grenades*
(i love smoke grenades)
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*sneaks behind Raiden and knock him unconscicious
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/throws hedgehog in between Smitty and Raiden
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wait...i'm part hedgehog o.o xD ~runs away~
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*throws soft things at hedgers*
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How you think I got the name Hedgers xD ~the soft thinkgs stick to his quills~
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*lays on soft things*
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Hedgehog!!! *picks up carefully and keeps as pet*
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x3 i am NOT your pet ~fires quills at Smitty~
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Ow the pain! *drops Hedgers and cries*
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~scampers off into the forest~
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*puts food outside for Hedgers being all nice and stuff*
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~pokes head out of bushes sniffign the food and slowly walks towards it~
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*sits inside watching the freezing hedgers sniff the food*
It's cold out.
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Yes it is and I have to work in it... =s How cold is it there where you live? It is 10 degrees here now...
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It's REALLY WINDY degrees F.
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Yeah well the wind chill here makes it seem 5 below
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it's like -10 to -15 celcius outside with windchill :/
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I'm under a wind advisory.
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~snatches the food from Smitty and runs back in to the bush nibbling on it~
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*eats a bagel*
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~jumps at the window Jesse is looking out of and sticks to it~ :squish:
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*gets scared* HOLY COW!
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its gunna beh 5 DEGREEZ TOMARRA MORNIN'!!..~bundles up wif his new puppieh that looks EXACTLIE like his Build~a~Bear doggieh~ ((..yush i have one...BITE MEH..))
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( I have some...although I made the clothes and things...Pirate one, a ninja one and a rocker one all with accessories including swords and such..)
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(build a bear workshops are neat. we have a knock off one at a wal mart near where I live)
~waves to Jesse as he slides down the window~
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*cleans the window*
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*gags at the sight of hedgers blood* it's green
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"it's radioactive :D"
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Oh. *gags*
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*throws hypodermic needles at Hedgers*
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*throws a broken glass at smitty*
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*gets stabbed*
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*passes out*
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*pokes the unconcious Jesse*
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~gets hit with needles curing him of all things turning him into a superfurry~ XD
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"gives him Kryptonium crystal* Anything super should wither by this
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~runs away from it a the song "Kryptonite" plays in the background~
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*throws it at Hedger's head*
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dynamite attack!
*throws it on jesse and it explodes*
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dynamite attack!
*throws it on jesse and it explodes*
| Runs up in the Area and Hits greatsmitty with my Horn's | :snicker: No mercy?
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yep,no mercy!
*fires 5 sniper rounds into tailin's skull*
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yep,no mercy!
*fires 5 sniper rounds into tailin's skull*
|Deeply Back stabe's the one named Raiden in his Back while pukking over his face with Ice Liquid | :peace: i don't Like war you wanna make it up :P
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*stabs Tallian and then pours alcohol on the wound*
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*stabs Tallian and then pours alcohol on the wound*
:sniffle: auw how dare you stab a laddy !! "slaps greatsmitty be for he can pour alcohol in the wound Hard and Full in the Face "
you woman hater :th_PyongLlora:
"i hide behind a tree Whimpering loud auw auw its bleeding :sniffle:"
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*tries to pour Alcohol on the wound again* It helps it...
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*tries to pour Alcohol on the wound again*  It helps it...
|Slaps the furry agian | don't do that
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~givesTailian a bandaid and licks the wound clean~
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*pours alcohol on Hedgers*
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~has no open wound so it doesn't affect him~ xD
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* rubs it in his eye*
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~washes it out with water then sprays Smitty with it~
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*melts into a puddle*
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*pours alcohol on Hedgers*
|Licks greatsmitty| tank you |Gigel's like a girl puma|
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*pounces who ever is above him*
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oh god, not again!
THE DEMON KITTENS ARE ATTACKING AGAIN!
EVERYONE RUN FOR YOURE LIVES! AHHHHHH!
*gets mauled yet again by the unkillable demon kittens*
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*is unaffected by the demon kittens due to his puddle form* "hehehe they cannot attack me" *watches as everyone else gets mauled*
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~turns to his hedgehog form and rolls up into a ball~
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*trickles over Hedgehog Hedgers*
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~stays in his ball form and rolls away from teh demon kitties~
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~pokes hedgie,thinking hes a kickball~
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~alerted he fires his quills~
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*gets poked in the eye with a thingy*
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~un rolls from ball form and runs away a super sonic speed~ xD
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*returns to original form*
"Don't kick hedgehogs....especially Hedgers..."
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I'm quite the nasty little bugger a a Hedgehog arn't I?"
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I'm quite the nasty little bugger a a Hedgehog arn't I?"
"Walks up to greatsmitty and drops warm[ not to warm ] tea over him" :peace:
|smile's like a male Fox but murrs like a girl puma while looking at greatsmitty |
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What kind of tea? Cause I only like certain kinds of tea.
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What kind of tea? Cause I only like certain kinds of tea.
| i donno a random tea =3 |
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"..IVE NEVER HEARD OF RANDOM TEEEEEA!!!...." ~pokes teh random tea~
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"..IVE NEVER HEARD OF RANDOM TEEEEEA!!!...." ~pokes teh random tea~
its just a tea oke =3 :D
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~fires metalstorm at everyone~ Buahahaha!
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*pokes heveryone with his stubbed thumb*
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*pokes heveryone with his stubbed thumb*
| eats at jesse his neck |
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*blood spurts out*
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*blood spurts out*
| Licks it off jesse like milk | :digimon: you don't mind do you?
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i don't think he does :P
~pokes Tailian~
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yes i do. i wuff my bwood
*cries*
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You can suck mine then :3
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*throws a pickle at hedgers*
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You can suck mine then :3
|Talian looks at M.H and jumps on his back biting gently in his neck and licking it off like it was very sweet |
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~stabs a straw through hedgies neck (tank joo HAPPIE TWEE FWIENDS!! XD) and drinks teh blood~
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*Half smiles as Seth drinks.*
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*Half smiles as Seth drinks.*
:twitch: don't smile you Blue smirf or ill drink your blood !!
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"Go ahead. Kindred love this."
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"Go ahead. Kindred love this."
jumps off her curent food and walks over to jesse :th_PyongLlora: im sorry i just wanted to talk to anubis but he's gone he is my uncle now
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"Don't worry. He'll be back. This place is addicting."
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"Don't worry. He'll be back. This place is addicting."
|head buts jesse with my horn's causing a big cut and a borken bleeding nose | >:| he is murderd you bick w33d
blue smirff.
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Geesh ok. keep your pants on. I'm sorry to hear that he's passed on.
I hope things work out for his family.
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:shcoked: My brother was mudered!?!?!?!?
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That's what Tailan said.
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:shcoked: My brother was mudered!?!?!?!?
:sniffle: yeah daddy he was some spooky shadow killed him :th_PyongLlora: hoop uncle Anubis will get alive.
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Hmmm...thats weird..
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*caaaant help laaughing* seems little bit far fetched to me
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Hmmm...thats weird..
:th_PyongLlora: dad i need a hugg
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*blows up the building*
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*hugs Tallian*
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~jumps into the room~ "HI EVERYFUR!! DID YA MISS ME?!?"
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YES!!! *pounces Hedgers*
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I did. :sniffle: *hugs him*
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~hugs back as he gets pounced by Smitty~ "who's up for some left over Bacardi 151 proof rum?!"
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"....MEMEMEMEMEME!!!!........me...."
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~hugs back as he gets pounced by Smitty~ "who's up for some left over Bacardi 151 proof rum?!"
|Looks at Master Hedgers and shyly come's out of the shadow's| are y-you a frand of my daddy ?
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"....MEMEMEMEMEME!!!!........me...."
"Hahahaha Seth. You're too young for drinking."
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"....MEMEMEMEMEME!!!!........me...."
"Hahahaha Seth. You're too young for drinking."
"stops Jesse " nha he can drink if he want's i think =3
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No no no he's way too young. I'm even too young.
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No no no he's way too young. I'm even too young.
so what !! =3 go ahead and drink it boy :peace: it will make you feal better
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No! *takes the alcohol away* I will NOT have my son get drunk.
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No! *takes the alcohol away* I will NOT have my son get drunk.
|Give's him a bottle of sake| yes he can pushes jesse away get lost party spoiler :twitch:
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*shuns Tallian* Nope hes too young...your too young...that and that's his dad.
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i got an apple cider and sipped it,then yelped from it being too hot, "....~yelp~ OWOWOWOWOW!!..."
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*gets cold apple cider and begin gulping it down*
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i cried and threw teh cider into a brick wall,then hopped into smitties lap and curled up, "......ebil cidew.."
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"Here try some of it cold"
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i'm the onlyfur old enough here (that post in this board regularly) that can drink?
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i licked the cider from the cup (im a wolf) and my eyes sparkeled
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Yes you can hedgers.
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~hugs back as he gets pounced by Smitty~ "who's up for some left over Bacardi 151 proof rum?!"
|Looks at Master Hedgers and shyly come's out of the shadow's| are y-you a frand of my daddy ?
Yes I am :D
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*smacks hedgers with a bottle of pop*
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~smacks Jesse with a garden hoe~ xD
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*throws him in a well*
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leans against her daddy :th_PyongLlora: daaaad
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~kidnaps tailian~
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*throws a cellphone*
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~kidnaps tailian~
|wrigle's loos and kick's Master Hedgers very hard in the nuts| :snicker: i lern that from my dad
"run's off fast"
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"ow my Dragon Ballz!" ~falls to ground in pain~
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"ow my Dragon Ballz!" ~falls to ground in pain~
:fu:
|Pionts and smile's sticking her tongue out at him and skips back to her dad|
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i tripped her up accidentallie,making her fall flat on her face,and ran behind a corner
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i tripped her up accidentallie,making her fall flat on her face,and ran behind a corner
| I look with a weard look on my face did i fall over a gnome or some thing ??| "stands up and Darts on to her dad"
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Thats right, Tal go for the cheap shots...learn like a pirate. Oh that little munchkin? He is Jesse's son, he is a good kid I am sure he didn't mean it.
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Thats right, Tal go for the cheap shots...learn like a pirate. Oh that little munchkin? He is Jesse's son, he is a good kid I am sure he didn't mean it.
im sure he dousen't or ill eat him like a ferrets or meer-kat :ded: :digimon:
yarrr i wanna be a pirate laddyy :D
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Not until you finish your schooling... =3 We need more smart pirates...
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Not until you finish your schooling... =3 We need more smart pirates...
:sniffle: yes daddy
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"....eat meh?...joo wouldnt.."
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*pokes Seth* "move along now..." I whispered to Seth
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~whacks Smitty and kidnaps tailian again but he wears protection this time~
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i stepped to the side in small steps
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*goes into full killer mode* "AHRHRHGG! ...Do not take her! I will detroy you!!" *starts sprinting after Hedgers*
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~books it at top speed carrying Tailian and hiding~
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*starts destroying and buring things*
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*starts destroying and buring things*
Wrigle's loos and Head buts master hedgers on the nose as hard as she can's then sleps him in the face with her left back hand, and slaps him with all 9 her tails ,then take's off his protector and kicks him in the nuts once more with all she can muster | never kidnap a pirate you Fool its not good for your health. walks back to her dad with a smile
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*hugs Tal* "She speaks the truth...never kidnap a pirate."
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*hugs Tal* "She speaks the truth...never kidnap a pirate."
|:digimon: hugg's er daddy |
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*tiptoe*heheh, no one will ever notice ive been gone for so long....*tiptoe
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*sicks Tal on Raiden*
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~lays on the groud in agony and pain~ "i'm sorry?"
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Eats Tailian whole and walks off XD
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"hey I was gonna eat her" xD
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"Too bad."
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"Not in the sense the the way you did though xD"
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....Don't be complaining when she eats through your stomach....oh yeah.... this is for eating her from me. *kicks Ryu in the private*
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"Too bad."
|claw's at Ryuuzaki from the inside and eats through his stomach.. then jumps out smiling with a big grin haha i feal like a chest buster from alien|..
|walks over to Master Hedgers hmm i think il eat your liver |Grin's at him like a crazzy insane|
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*eats his liver instead*
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"See? You should have listened..."
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*throws part of the rre-growing liver at smitty*
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~looks down at his missing liver~ "hmm...now THAT can't be good..."
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*sautes onions and cooks liver* Liver and Onions! YUM!
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I LOVE liver and onions :drool: :drool: :sparkle:
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*throws his dad's dead liver*
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*forces Jesse to eat Liver and onions
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*eats it*
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*makes a peanut butter, mayo, pickle sandwich*
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My chest regenerated.. lol
"YOU'LL NEVER KILL ME MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLZROFLCOPTERZHAHAHMWAHA!!!"
Cuts Smitty's hands off so he cant eat the sandwich. XD
"I'm so EBIL!!"
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My chest regenerated.. lol
"YOU'LL NEVER KILL ME MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLZROFLCOPTERZHAHAHMWAHA!!!"
Cuts Smitty's hands off so he cant eat the sandwich. XD
"I'm so EBIL!!"
Chops of Ryuuzaki's male reproductive organ and eats them with soya sause ,, but walks back to him and :sick: it back at him , blah not good tastet like a retart, :sick:
Please no language like that.
Jesse.
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*gets cool robotic hands and continues to eat his sandwich*
(thats a little disturbing for us guys, we have a issue with being castrated....)
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(Yes...castrated would suck...))
~pulls off smitty's robotic arm and slaps him with it~
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Yeah. That would cause some serious problems.
*throws headphones*
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~puts headphones on and listens to Thousand foot Krutch~
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*puts Mozart on the headphones............Wolfgang Admeitus Mozart*
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~falls asleep with headphones on~
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*Mozart makes hedgers smartser*
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~wakes up and is super smart~ The theoretical explanation of the rotation of the solar system is irrelevant to the sub-dimension of our parallel universe which is located in the fourth quadrant of the 5th dimension. therefore the practical explanation must there for be non existent OR unable to be able to fully comprehend o ndoing it..
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Thanks for helping me with that.
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No problem my Ailurus fulgens friend...how can I be of any more service my little blue friend?
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*takes Hedgers headphones and makes him listen to Larry the cable guy to make him dumber*
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((dude...I LOVE Larry The CAble Guy!!))
~listens to him~ "she was so ugly she could've trick or treated over the telephone..."
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Well this is getting scary... *eats said headphones* Oww tastes like jagged plastic.
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*throws a box of glass at everyoen*
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"Hey watch what you're biting that was my ear"
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*throws more pots*
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Oi....*Makes Hedgers hear wanna be rappers sing*
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"Yo.....i was walkin down the street while I was dragging my feet till this * BEEP BEEP* came up to me and * BEEP BEEP* I'm the real slim shady...*BEEP*"
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"Tee Hee you are getting dumber every second you listen to it."
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~takes hem off and destroys them~ me not dumb me is not a human...what be me?
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*puts Hedgers in a IQ test against a rock*
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*blinks watching to see if her new pet is in fact smarter than a rock*
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"I cahllenge the rock to rock paper scissors...and i'm the paper xD"
~does IQ test the rock gets 156 and I get 189~ "Wot! I WIN!"
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*looks over the papers...* .....you were wrong... you read the names wrong...the rock got higher than you...you misspelled your name also.. arf
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*stares at hedgers, smitty, and the rock looking from one to the other*
What's 1 x 1?
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Ummmm..... =s .hey! no fair I am the tester! *runs away*
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uuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm................3?
Nuh uh... I'm Lycan's smartest pet she has o.o...she said I was smart... :sniffle:
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Sammie giggles and pokes him. "No, i'm the smartest. And jesse, it's one."
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/\It is? I thought it was eleven?
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"No, any number times one is that number. It's a rule my evil teachers drilled into my head." She grins and pounces on smitty.
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((i know. i'm just playing))
So is 2x1 equal 21?
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*gets pounced*
Teehee your my daughter's pet.
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I am? NUUUUUUUUU!
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"No, any number times one is that number. It's a rule my evil teachers drilled into my head." She grins and pounces on smitty.
.....DDDDRILLED?!.......>.>...<.<...... :peek:
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Yes everyone is my daughter's pet muhahahaha except my family.....muhahaha
*pokes Seth*
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"No, any number times one is that number. It's a rule my evil teachers drilled into my head." She grins and pounces on smitty.
.....DDDDRILLED?!.......>.>...<.<...... :peek:
Speaking of drilling, did anyone see HOUSE last night after the game? It was disgusting.
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"Nope." She picks seth up and protects him. "Be nice to your uncle."
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Yes!!! It was awesome! I liked it.
*pokes Seth in the belly*
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She growls and nibbles his outstretched finger. "Tastes good."
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*turns around and nibbles her ear*
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She laughs and bites down on his tail, slapping him in the face repeatedly with her own. "Muake fhrat."
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*Yelps* *pokes her with a rubber cutlass*
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She grins and bites harder. "Whumf ta pwart lefr tfat?" She poked him with her tail and stole the cutlass, tickling him mercilessly.
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*tackles Broken~Hearted*
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*gets free* Watch out!!! She has a rubber cutlass!
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*gets pounced*
Teehee your my daughter's pet.
I volunteered to be her pet :3
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*throws a pickle at hedgers*
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My family is getting bgger and bigger I now have a grandson.
*pokes Jesse*
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*slaps Smitty with a roting fish* who's your grandson Smitty?
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~dodges teh fish and pokes it~ "...I DUNNO!!!...."
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I have no clue..I have yet to get a message back from my daughter.
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*sticks darts in hedgers eyes*
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~runs around screaming and pulls them out and pins Jesse by his tail to the wall with the darts~
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*fires Nerf guns at Hedgers*
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*tail rips off* oops
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*reattaches tail with velcro*
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LOOK! HE'S MR. POTATO HEAD!! ~rips off Jesse's now velcroded tail and stick it to his nipple~
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~shoots all of their knee caps~ "..WHERES MY MONEY?!..." (stewieh ish meh hewo!! =3 ))
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~drags jesse to get turned into a blue panda plushie~
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i pushed hedgieh down teh stairs, "..WHERES MEH MONEY MAN?!.."
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~he held up his paws infront of him scared~ "I..I..I d-don't have it..."
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i got a flamethrower, "...WHERES TEH MONEY MAAAN?!?!..."
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*hides behind omega and yells like a little girl*
BROTHER!! SAVE ME!!
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((dude...I LOVE Larry The CAble Guy!!))
~listens to him~ "she was so ugly she could've trick or treated over the telephone..."
bitse off jesse his male reproductive organ and nible's on them :snicker: mhh like chewing gum gum "spits it out in his face" tast bad bad
:sick:
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*looks at Tailian and cowers*
she's scary...
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She is the spawn of my evil side lol.
*cowers in fear*
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*nods and throws him at her*
Here grandaughter, take him.
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*hugs Tallian*
"Please don't do that...."
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:peek: -"looks around in the Zone"
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*glares at hyperius*
who are you?
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*glares at hyperius*
who are you?
(:umm: sorry can't talk fast )
im hyperius :P "Looks at Broken~Hearted" ~makse happy ferret sound. mob mob mob mob~ :th_Pyong-1: -Jumps afther Broken~Hearted playfully with smile on his face- we play ??
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*throws an ice cube at hyper*
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:peek: -"looks around in the Zone"
I donno but he looks Kinda good to me :lovestruck:
|drools over her dad while hugging him|
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*throws an ice cube at hyper*
- look's under his own leg's and looks at the ice cube - :peek: jumps over and whip's at the ice cube biting it playfully :th_Pyong-1:
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*rolls eyes and nods*
let's play then.
*pounces and tickles then scampers off*
can't catch me.
*grins divilishly and throws a candy bar at Tailian*
est that. an yesz, he does look rather tasty.
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*hugs Tallian*
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*throws a nickel at smitty*
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~grabs the nickel~ "I'm gonna name you Philip! and...it's a GIRL nickel!"
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*eats Phillip*
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*eats Phillip*
*hug's Smitty *
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*hugs tailian*
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*comes back to poke hyperius again*
what's wrong?
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*pokes saph*
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*jumps over Jesse*
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*jumps over Jesse*
|Jumps also over jesse but hits his head| OwO
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*pounces Tallian*
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"noooo! PHILIP!!!" ~jumps on Smitty and punches him~ "you ****** you ate Philip!!"
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~nibbles on sammieh~ "..haie big sis!!....and who ish teh tastieh?!..."
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Hey! *punches Hedgers back*
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*pulls out everyone's guts and ties them and strings them around the world*
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Ow... :sniffle: ~punches back :dragon:
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*throws old records at them*
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*throws old records at them*
|Strangle's jesse in excitement killing him nearly| OMG OMG OMG HE'S ALIVE !!!! :digimon: anubis live's !!!!
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*throws cds at Jesse*
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~high kicks talian in the face,then slaps her till she turns blood red~ "Dont hurt meh daddieh.."
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fires a staple gun at Smitty pinning his ears on the wall~
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*throws pie pans at hedgers*
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*is pinned*
*scissor locks Hedgers*
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*rips smitty down off the wall*
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*kicks Jesse in the groin then sews the holes in his ears*
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/|-|\
*crouches in pain, and screams blows the windows to pieces, and the pieces get lodged in smitty's eye*
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*comes back to poke hyperius again*
what's wrong?
-jumps at Broken~Hearted and play's with her tail hyperactively - nothing play play !! :peace:
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*is temporarily blind* "Why you!" *Starts throwing punches blindly*
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/|-|\
*crouches in pain, and screams blows the windows to pieces, and the pieces get lodged in smitty's eye*
heh...reminds me of the movie Kung Fu Hustle xD the lions roar xD
~Stabs smitty with a rusty spoon~
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/|-|\
*crouches in pain, and screams blows the windows to pieces, and the pieces get lodged in smitty's eye*
heh...reminds me of the movie Kung Fu Hustle xD the lions roar xD
~Stabs smitty with a rusty spoon~
|stops Master Hedgers and brakse his paw holding the spoon |you better run fast
~takse out her Photon Egde Tunder Blade on Shoulder and clings that to her arm while
summoning
* the unkillable demon kittens*
that only lisen to me and ME alone !!
piont's at Master Hedgers kill him !!
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O_O"
~nursing his paw he runs away~
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*helps hedgers heal his haw.....i mean paw*
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thanks...Pokes Jesse's eye out and runs~
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*throws a tube of vegamite at him*
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Watches her son sister and pet fight all confusded at whom she should hurt she simply throws a kunai in the air letting it fall where it well* >< gah!
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*gets hit in the face with that kunai*
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She squeeked and ran towards him like the drama queen she is pulling it out and licking the blood away before healing him "My poor son!" she said doing the whole dramatic mother thing hugging him and such knowing that since this forums revolves around pain she was overdue for some.
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Mommmmmmmmmm! *blushes*
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She laughs cuddling him "You know I love you but I must stay on topic" she said using a bear hug on Jesse "So cute!"
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~grabs the kunai and holds it out infront of him running~ "DAK TALIA!!"
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Jesse
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*is shquished*
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Letting him go she grabbed hedgers by the collar "No running with sharp objects mister!"
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*runs at hedgers with a broad sword* >:|
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o_o ~stops the broad sword with his kunai that he turned into a katana~
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*ties everyone's hair together*
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Smirked making a substitution placing Jesse where she was "Hah!'
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did u miss me hedgers?!?!?!
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~turns out the person holding the katana is one of my shadow clones and I appear behind Krystal~ yesh I did :3
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im glad :lovestruck4:
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Jesse
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*throws glasses at people*
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Hedgers! Behave! " she said activating her byuukugan "Found the real one!" strikes him in his vital points
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*gives his mother a goodnight kiss*
nigh nigh mommy. I are going to bedz.
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*smiles giving him a hug* Good nigh Son ^^
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*throws her broad sword at jesse's head with incredible speed* >:|
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You spoil my fun...and I am behaving...
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*licks shade on the nose* :-[
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*Noogies him* I am just kiddin' sugah don't take things so seriously ^^
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*licks shade on the nose* :-[
lol this isn't exactly domination hun. XD could be called...the...~changes topic of post~
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Gets all shifty eyed "Don't make me get out my dominatrix suit hun ><"
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*raises a wall of spiked chains around hedgers* :snicker:
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o.o uh oh...this won't end well x_x
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u think so huh
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I performed 8 hand seals and engulfed my right hand in white lightning..
"Yomi's Raito!!" I ran at LadyLycan and sent my arm thru her stomach...
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"How dare you hurt my daughter!" *stabs Ryu in the chest then pours sea salt into the wound*
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(( you culdnt stab me in the chest because of the ange I'm standing in, plus my arms are acting as a guard while im using this attack. ))
I picked up Smitty telekinetically and threw him into Krystal...
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*as i hit the floor i whimper in pain*
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*gets up and starts firing his flint randomly out of rage*
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*gets up and starts firing his flint randomly out of rage*
BANZIIIIIII =3 Drop kick's Smitty the Pirate -and stand next to Ryuuzaki with crossed arms and hyperactive look on his face- don't even try were seal masters
:peace: you pirate
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~pounces Lycan and licks her to death~ xD
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*throws a knife at hedgers* EAT MY FUR! *runs*
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Hmm...ok! ~tackles jesse and chews his fur~ Nom nom nom nom nom! :th_Pyong-1: :th_Pyong-1:
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ouch.
*hugs him till his eyes pop out*
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`eys fall out but pops them back in~ THE HILLS HAVE EYES!! ~random mutant atttacks Jesse~
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*bites the mutant's neck*
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*tosses Hype into the water*
See if you can hold your breath as long as I can, with your hyperness you'll run out of air in seconds.
*holds Hype under water*
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im so cold and naked!
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*places random propane heaters everywhere*
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*shoots a propane tank*
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*bear hugs jesse*
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Slices Skytem in two,
"Yahho! Watashi wa kattaze!!" I cheered.
SHINZUI LEVELED UP!!!
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*tosses Hype into the water*
See if you can hold your breath as long as I can, with your hyperness you'll run out of air in seconds.
*holds Hype under water*
*Anubis appeared next to smitty with a gave smile (tottally not happy smile) andgrabs smitty in his neck also freeing Hyper from smitty grip and helping hyper out the water with my left hand and setting him next to me while holding smitty in mid air hanging * "Anubis looks at hyperius" you oke hyper ?
*anubis looks at his brother smitty still hanging in his other hand in mid air* DON'T !!! do that gain BROTHER!! Hyperactive furrys make it nice and seem time douse go by faster don't bother him.
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~obliterates Smitty with a spork~ xD
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*hides in hedgers shoe*
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But...but...*turns into a puddle and streams away*
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~shakes Sky out of his shoe and eats him~
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*sprays Hedgers with water and then throws him outside*
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~sits in dog house~
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~sits in dog house~
*Anubis smiled at hyperius * i need a good pyramid builder whould you be 1?
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*runs around with his sword and rum flash*
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*gets impaled with the sword*
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*takes it out and then pours rum in the wound to help it heal*
My bad holsters his sword.
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I hope I have school tomorrow. I have lost three days of musical practice.
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*destroys Jesse's instruments and gives him a kazoo*
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~takes the kazoo and makes annoying sounds with it~
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*takes kazoo and gives him an accordion*
Play my little monkey! Play and dance for your master's father!
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o.o very well...~plays accordian for a little while and gets fed up and smashes it over Smitty's head~ Only you're daughter can tell me what to do..
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*gives hedgers a guitar*
Here. Play. Now.
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~takes it,runs away to a corner,and flays 'FRACK the System'by SOaD~
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no...
Only my master can tell me what to do...
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*grabs the guitar and smacks across Hedgers face and then smashes it to the floor into splinters*
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:sniffle: that was the last guitar Dimebag used before he died. :'(
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Hmmpphhh...*hands Jesse a violin*
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~cries~ "........you owe meh a NEW GUITAR...."i pushed him down some spontaniouslieh random stairs, "..WHERES MAH MONEH?.."
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*sighs and gives him the violin*
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*finds a loop hole in what Seth said*
*hands him a little kiddie fake guitar*
You didn't say a real guitar and or a full sized one...therefore I don't owe you anything anymore, you got a guitar.
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~shoots him in the kneecaps with a 54 caliber shotgun~ "...oh you KNOW what i want..."
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*also finds another loop hole*
You realize if you kill me you will not get a guitar and or the money and torture will most likely not work for there is arteries behind the knees and damaging those you probably killed me so.....oh by the way I will come back as a zombie.
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Hey seth. Don't shoot him like that. *takes the gun*
shoot him like this. *holds the gun up to his shoulder*
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~whacks smittieh upside tha head~ "..dont get all TECHNICAL with meh k?.."
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*gets shot in the shoulder* '
*dies and comes back as a zombie and bites Seths ankles*
( I love zombies! =3 )
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~looks down~ "..oooooh boy...."
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I love your face. OOOOOOoooooooo ;)
Nigh nigh y'all. I need some sleep cuz i've lost a lot.
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*bites Jesse's shoulder*
Come one the Thriller auditions are in an hour and we got to practice!
(night also I got to sleep...zombies are not as restless as you may think...they need beauty sleep)
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lol..
~goes to the 25th Anniversary Thriller auditions~
yea...Micheal is doin a re-make of Thriller o.o
Ryan Seacrest: "Hello and welcome back to Fox...and you're watching Zombie Idol!"
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~sits in dog house~
*Anubis smiled at hyperius * i need a good pyramid builder whould you be 1?
=3 :peace: that whould be asomeus wen do i start = hwta is your name ?
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*looks at hyper and anubis then pounces hyper*
hi! :th_Pyong-1:
*licks his neck and giggles*
come play with me, please?
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*tapes everyone to the wall with duct tape*
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~comes off wall and sticks Jesse to fly paper~
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*can't move around and dies*
oh great now i'm dead.
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Revives Jesse. "Now if I die you'll die so you can't kill me." XD
(( Shadowrun rules rule xD ))
I disppeared in a whirlwind of leaves...
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from a hidden alcove shoots ,Jesse ,Broken~Hearted, hyperius ,Master Hedgers and Kid Ritsuka in the head with a sniper then flips into the air and shoots the rest with a chaingun
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HA you missed you got all but the one behind you! *fires his flint and shoots him in the back*
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from a hidden alcove shoots ,Jesse ,Broken~Hearted, hyperius ,Master Hedgers and Kid Ritsuka in the head with a sniper then flips into the air and shoots the rest with a chaingun
*Anubis feels a shower of what felt like heavy rain and turns around seeing and feeling lukeweedon1.
Anubis extends his left hand at where lukeweedon1 is hiding and blast's a blue darkish Bolt at him at the speed of sound with a power output of 4x10 10.603 Centiljoen joules* . hmpff Primitive !!
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*throws hard pop tarts at anubis, hitting him in the eye*
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resserects self and doges the lazer and sends anubis (my pet) after anubis (the person)then gets t-rex after smitty
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*jumps onto the t-rex and drives it into the ground knowing that it will have a hard time getting up*
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*throws buttered toast at smitty*
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*dies instantly*
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I appeared behind Luke.. My right arm was engulfed in white lightning,..
"Static Blade!!" I shouted, running at him and shoving my arm thru his chest..
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arf Riiiiiiiiiiiiight *breaks anubis (the pet) its neck with in 2 nano sec and throw's it i the air blasting it to dust* "don get me angry primitive washe's what ever jesse has thrown at me and puts butter on my boot and kick's jesse hard in the budox " :fu: i can't beleave it butter"
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ouch my bottom side. :'(
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ouch my bottom side. :'(
(whimp)
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Yes I'm a wimp. :(
>:) *throws mud at anubis from his yard that has thawed and is now 3 inches of water*
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Yes I'm a wimp. :(
>:) *throws mud at anubis from his yard that has thawed and is now 3 inches of water*
*Anubis get's :umm: +++2 "SLIGHTLY' angry" whips of the mud and storms over to jesse and breaks his back and 12 ribs*, and walks back and eats a cookie.
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~pokes Anubis and stabs him in the eye with a spoon~
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Picks hedgers up by his collar and throws him. Picking up a stick she sharpens it like a javelin and launches it at Anubis. "He he ^^"
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~pokes Anubis and stabs him in the eye with a spoon~
*pull's the spoon out like it was just a hair in his eye while the wound heal's up totally "move's back tru time and stabe's the spoon in Master Hedgers's eye while avoiding Zig Zag's sharped stick Anubis catches it and from's it into iron and spear's tru her head and also make'it vanish in thin air while he hammer kick's her 55 feet back badly ingured.* don't mesh with my kind you primitive's anubis stands with crossed arm's ... ready for any thing ..
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*pokes anubis* :snicker: omg *runs*
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*puts a big band aid on ZZ and then pokes Jesses kness as he runs*
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*knees collapse*
owie! DON'T HURT ME ANUBIS! *cowers in fear* I'll do anything you want!
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*picks up Jesse and base jumps off a cliff with him*
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*knees collapse*
owie! DON'T HURT ME ANUBIS! *cowers in fear* I'll do anything you want!
(your right to tell not to do it is not active in this tread jesse i ..we can do any thing we like with you if im correctly )
*anubis looked at jesse * wye did you make this tread ? ...discontinues to follow jesse ..
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Picks hedgers up by his collar and throws him. Picking up a stick she sharpens it like a javelin and launches it at Anubis. "He he ^^"
"I'm sorry master" :sniffle:
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*pull's the spoon out like it was just a hair in his eye while the wound heal's up tottally "move's back tru time and stabe's the spoon in Master Hedgers's eye while avoiding Zig Zag's sharpend stick Anubis catches it and from's it into iron and spear's tru her head and also vanish in thin air while Anubis hammer kick's her 55 feet back badly ingured.* don't mesh with my kind you primitve's anubis stands with crossed arm's ... ready for any thing ..
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*look's at jesse and Smitty base jump* hmff walk's over and cut's the rope with his nail's
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*puts a sticker on anubis and pulls it off*
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*puts a sticker on anubis and pulls it off*
*picks up Jesse and base jumps off a cliff with him*
??? uuhm howe can you be on a rope basing off down with smitty and do that sticker stunt jesse
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"AHHHHHhhhhh......"
*dies*
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*squishes on the ground*
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resserects smitty and jesse into my undead army (while wearing an anhk or somthing like that)
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*throws a teddy bear at the n00b*
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throws back knocking of cliff again
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~runs over thread in a Panzer tank~
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*runs over hedgers in a Mark 4 tank*
i want one of those things. :snicker:
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~runs over Jesse with an Mi-Ai~
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*runs over hedgers with a unicycle*
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~fires an M-79 at Jesse~ SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
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*pulls out a cheap ten cent water pistol and shoots him with it*
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bombs thread in a typhoon
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KAMIKAZEE!!! ~Blows up himself as well as everyfur~
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(( XD joo n00b hedgie,joo put teh 'Empty Walls' song on your sigg.....)) :snicker:
~ish not blown up~
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((lol i know I love the song xD))
~wlaks up to Seth and cuts his head off~ xD
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((..who DOESNT?!.....oh..and ive nevah heard of tha word 'wlaks' before...))
~dies~"..ya....i hope joo sleep good tonight knowing that youve cut off a six year olds head!!..."~dies~
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*chews on seth's head and then nibbles on hedgers' shoulders*
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~bites Jess'es ear~
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*shoves a stick of dynamite in his mouth*
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noob...you forgot to light it...~lights the stick and throws it at Jesse~
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noob. You forgot that the lighter doesn't work anymore.
*lights it with a lit candle and throws it back.*
CATCH DOGGIE!
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noob...the flame went out...~eats the disarmed dynomite~ It's DYNO MITE!!
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*holds up the extra long fuse*
*lights it up, and forces it down his mouth*
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*sews a grenade into Jesse's clothes*
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*pin is superglued*
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~pulls out back up pin~ XD
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*is holding the hammer*
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*sews a rabid monkey into Hedger's clothes*
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*taackles smity aand slashes at his face*
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*holds his pistol to his stomach*
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*jumps off knocking the gun away*
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*pulls out his cutlass and starts cutting at him*
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*grabs his hand and kicks him away* heheh
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*opens a chest and pulls out a hand cannon*
"BOOM!"
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*protects the best i can but gets knocked back into a tree* machines...guns.. is that all you do?
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"Well yes...I a pirate I cheat!"
*continuously firs at him*
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*rolls* how disgusting...how can u even call urself furry
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*throws a glass*
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"Cuz I can =3"
*begins firing at his grandson*
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~grabs Sky by his arms and rips them off then beats him with them~
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*shoots at Hedger's feet*
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~beats Smitty with Sky's arms~
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*smacks hedgers*
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~pimp slaps Jesse~
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*squeezez hedgers*
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*beats Jesse with his shoe*
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Lol...~beats Smitty with a stick~
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*beats Hedgers down with a bigger stick*
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*smacks grampa with a rum bottle*
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*smacks Jesse with his cane and then steals the rum*
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GO TO BED GRAMPS! *yells*
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~smacks Jesse and breaks smitty's cane~
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*breaks off grampa's cast*
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*arm is all disfigured and limpy*
*smacks Jesse and Hedgers with his broken arm*
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*fixes grandpa's arm*
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~beats jesse with an ugly stick~
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*beats Hedgers down with a ugly tree*
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*breaks gpa's hip*
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~pounces jesse and claws his eyes out~
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*can't see*
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~pokes Jesse and gives him Blackout's robotic eyes~
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*eats the eye*
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* gives Jesse a punch to the stomach *
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*throws up internal organs on gpa*
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~stabs Smitty with a spork~
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*rips hedgers' tail off and shoves it down his throat*
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*sticks packaging tape all around Jesse and then pulls it all off*
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*is now bald like a hooman*
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~points and laughs at Jesse then spreads honey on him and dumps feathers on him~
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*puts packaging tape on Hedgers and pulls it off, and also does the same as he done to Jesse only this time puts tar instead of honey and then feathers him*
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<_<" ~pulls out an UZI and riddles Smitty with bullets~
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*trys drinking water but it spills ou tof the holes...*
*fires a few cannons at Hedgers*
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*tars and feathers smitty* FLY BIRDY FLY!
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*falls down on his mini cannons and they stick to him*
*pulls the cannons up and is now attached to him*
*Fires them all at Jesse*
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This seems like a good anger thread... I'm in...
*runs in, encased in dark crystal, his wings folded tightly against his back, katana blade gleaming of light, his crystal armor growing spikes little by little, his eyes glowing red, looking around*
Let's go.
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Go where? Because if we're going to the ice cream shop I'll gladly go with you. :D
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Me too. I'll have a Moose Tracks! (It has vanilla ice cream with mini reese cups and chocolate chunks in it SO GOOD!)
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*destroys the ice cream shopo and all the moose tracks along with it*
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(cute pic Smitty XD my mate is working on one of me and her :3)
D:
YOU ****** you killed it!
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*builds a new one*
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*destroys it and then laughs evily*
Muhahaha!!! I AM SMITTY THE PIRATE PILLAGER OF ICE CREAM PARLORS, DESTROYER OF MOOSE TRACK ICE CREAM, AND HUGGER OF KITTENS!!!
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*looks at Smitty, tilting his head to the side a bit...*
"I... I don't think that the last thing fits in with the other things...
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"Well... I AM HEDGERS THE JEDI! PROTECTOR OF THE QUEEN, PEACE KEEPER OF THE GALAXY, AND A FRIEND!"
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*sends his war kittens after Sen l LL
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*builds an ice cream shop*
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*sends his demonic war kittens in the ice cream shop*
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*closes down the ice cream shop because of no business*
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Bumbles builds an ice cream shop with hardened Cybertronian armor and Cybertronian flavors. "You guys should try 'Rust'."
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*sends his war kittens with guns strapped to their back armed with sabre rounds into the ice cream shop*
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*eats a kitten*
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...*eyes twitch and something snaps*
*punches Jesse's stomach to make him throw up a live whole kitten*
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~sends in his suicide bomber kittens~
Random Guy: "Where'd you get kittens that were willing to do this?"
"Oh...The suicide hotline!"
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NOOOoooo don't kill the kittens! Here use these *gives him robotic suicide kittens*
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*robotic kittens break down as soon as they hit water*
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*gives him new versions of robot kittens that are coated in rubber, so water do'en't effect them* :upupdi3:
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*holds onto the kittens, but they slide out and bounce around the room where he can't catch themz*
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*puts his hand to his muzzle and then points at one of the bouncing kittens*
that never happened in any of the r and d tests.
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Those were the TESTS.
TEE EE ES TEE ZEE.
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hmmmm....... well...... *slashes a kitten with a samurai sword*
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Don't hurt thems kitties!
((nap time))
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i will hunt them robotic neoprene rasclas with my katana if i want to!
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*throws a stick at wred*
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~slices a robotic kitten with his light saber~
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:shcoked: "But they're so cute!"
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*holds up a giant magnet*
GIVE ME YOUR IMVU ADDRESS BUMBLES!
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*throws a radioactive kitten at Jesse*
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*throws his pixel drawing at smitty*
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~throws a ones and zeros a Jesse~ Muahaha! FACE THE WRATH OF BINARY!!!"
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*blasts him with bilinear stereo*
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*gives everyone a flyer announcing kittens as supreme rulers of the world*
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~ignores the flyer crumples it up adn fires it in to nearest trash bin~
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*throws a cookie at hedgers*
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~cookie cuts him and bleeds to death~ X_X
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*tucks hedgers into bed so tight it strangles him*
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*throws old rotten easter eggs at Jesse*
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*throws his kitty at smitty*
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~catches jesses kitty and paints it purple~
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*cries*
my kitteh is purplez!
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HAHA, you kitty iz purplez....
8tossess a cherry in his mouth and chokes on the pit*
GAG!!!
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*does Heimlich on him*
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~gives Jesse a nipple twister~
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*bites hedgers*
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~growls and gnaws on Jesses arm~
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*arm has snake venom in it*
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*Forces everybody to listen to a 24 hour documentary on "How to make a pencil"*
Then stabs everybody repeatedly.. with a pencil
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*throws a can of pop at disp*
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~stabs Disp witha rusty knife~
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*ties a brick to hedgers' tail*
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Hmm...~flings tail around with the brick on it hitting anyone i nthe way~
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*throws hedgers in the ocean*
bye
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~sinks due to the brick tied to his tail~ *blub blub blub...*
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MWAHAHAHAH *realizes he's tied to the brick as well*
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*is scuba diving and is dragged to the bottom by the two furs tied to the brick*
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drowns after being dragged to the bottom of the ocean~
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*also drowns*
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*his oxygen runs out and he suffocates*
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*drought happens and the lake dries up. bodies are recovered, and then resurected*
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*resurected fox pokes the resurected panda*
YUR FAULT!
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*pushes him in the lake, breaking every bone in his body*
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*mumbling scream type thing*
Not Again! SUCH PAINFUL PAIN!
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*puts a garden hose in the lake, and starts fillling it up with water*
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*slowly drowns as the lake refills*
NOOOO! *glub glub glub*
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*saves him*
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thanks, now to the hospital before these bones heal funny!
*flops a severely broken arm in the direction of the nearest hospital*
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*takes him to the hospital, but trips and falls*
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*breaks his broken bones worse*
careful man! i don't want to be a metal man like my dad!
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*head explodes sending brains on wred*
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~stands at the door of the hospital and picks up Wred and carries him to the operating room but slips on a wet floor and Wred lands in the incinerator~
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*accidentally falls onto the cart full of needles*
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~stands at the door of the hospital and picks up Wred and carries him to the operating room but slips on a wet floor and Wred lands in the incinerator~
AAAAAARRGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*accidentally sets in incinerator to freezing cold*
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so cold................
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*lets him out*
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is very cold and icy, but black and crispy under the film of frost
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*hugs him and warms him up*
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thankseses
still shivering, despite being burned alive
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*ring**ring**ring**ring**ring**ring**ring**ring**ring**ring**ring**ring* BANANA PHONE! BOOP BOO BA DOO BA DOOP!
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*puts hedgers in a straight jacket and sends him to the asylum*
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BOOP BOO BA DOO BA DOOP! DOOP DOOP!
BOO DOO BA DOOP DOOP BOO BA
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She looks at hedgers and giggles. "Hey."
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*has fully regenerated*
whas' wrong with hedgers?
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"Dunno." She turned to the new furry and squealed, hugging him tightly.
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whos a new furry? i've been here since, febuary i think.
*he half heartedly hugs back, slightly confused*
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Saphir looked confused then laughed. "Oh, I've been in and out. So what's your name?"
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real name or my characters name?
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"Either one." She glanced at Jesse and smiled. "I'm Saphir."
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*throws a c.d. at sammie*
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"Either one." She glanced at Jesse and smiled. "I'm Saphir."
real name, Paul, character name, Wred.
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*throws pie at paul*
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*gets a pie to the face*
(gotta go, see you guys tommorow)
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NOT BEFORE A HUG!
*hugs paul really tightlylylyly*
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She looks at hedgers and giggles. "Hey."
Hey you long time no see :D ~Hugs Sammie~
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She giggles, hugging back tightly. "I know. Missed ya."
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"How've you been Sammie?"
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*throws popcorn at hedgers*
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<_< ~glares at jesse and throws a nun chuck at hIM~
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*throws a marriage license at him*
DU DUDU DUUUUU DU DU. DUDUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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~throws another nun chuck at him and reads the marriage license then rips i to shreds~
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*frowns and cries*
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"Eh," She scratched her head. "I've been better. How 'bout you?"
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dialup can burn down below but otherwise i'm fine.
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"Eh," She scratched her head. "I've been better. How 'bout you?"
"Same...I've got a cold right now >_<"
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"Awe, that sucks.." She hugged him tightly, petting his hair.
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*squeezes everyone to death*
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*.... Except for the newly refreshed opponent...*
IN THE GREEN CORNER, WEARING VERRY BRIGHT BLUE SHORTS.... WREEEED FAAAAAWKSSSS!!!!!!!
HIS OPPONENT, WEIGHING IN AT AVERAGE PANDA WIEHGT......... JESSSSEEEEE!!!!!!!
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"Awe, that sucks.." She hugged him tightly, petting his hair.
hehe...~nuzzles her softly~
~bell dings~ Announcer: FIGHT!
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HEY YOU MEANIE HEAD! I LOST TEN POUNDS IN THREE WEEKS!
*punches out the announcer*
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DISQUALIFIED! THE WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION! WRED FAwKS!!!
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*cries* but i never wind.
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"You guys are as crazy as I remembered you. Maybe a little worse." She murmured, nuzzling back.
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My mind has gone to wasted. *throws his brain*
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"I doubt t hat."
@ Sammie: "heh...maybe...either that or you've become saner o.o"
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Possibly.
*throws liveh*
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is powned.
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"I doubt it." She glances at Wred. "Nice clothes, furball." "Jesse, what've you been up to?"
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pokeses broken hearted.
"I gives you 'nice clothes'!"
Jumps and hugs him tightly squeezing.
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"I'm a girl, Wred." She laughs as she gets squeezed.
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Her then,
(just guessing as your a shpeshifter)
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(Ah, sorry. I do bend my gender but most of the time I'm a girl. xD)
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~contnuously pokes Sammie randomly~
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*pushes hedgers off a cliff*
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~glomps Sammie and takes her with him~
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She yelped and tried to escape. "HELP!! PSYCHO ON THE LOOSE!!!" Giggling, she nuzzled hedgers. "You can put me down now."
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*accidentally falls off of cliff, smashing into sammie and hedgers*
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Getting smashed into Jesse hurt; and she growled, rubbing her arms. "Ow."
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*fires his paintball gun at absolutely nothing*
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*happens to be shot with that paintball*
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*fires his under-barrel portal gun straight down*
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~using a 3-portal gun he fires one and two and a third one making an infinite partrelel paradox unparalled to this galaxy~
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"Oh Gods not again!" *tries to pull himself back through the portal*
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~flies through the three portals 10x the speed of light splitting all my atoms apart and forming into two chibi size me's~
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Squealing, she tries to pull herself away from the portal. "Holy &*$% Hedgers, what did you do?"
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*is sucked into the middle portal with a chibi hedgers*
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"Ow...Hedg, I'm going to get you for this." She growls as she falls on top of a tree branch. Rubbing her tail, she stands shakily, leaning against the trunk for support.
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falls through emptyness, repetadly smacking the chibi hedgers.
"Why'd you go and mess up my day like this!?"
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He falls over to where Wred and Hedgers are. "Seriously, not cool."
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She walks over, frowning. "You think? Long time no see, furball."
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"three doors to one place, or did we all get divided up in seperate parralel dimensions?"
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*throws pickles at wred*
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"If you'll follow me, I'll show you two doors. One I fell out of, and one I walked through." She flicked her tail.
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"I merely ripped a duplex hole in the space time continuum of the parallel galaxy of us..."
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"Ah, clever move, but aren't you worried about dropping into null space? This hole can't be particularly stable."
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"only slightly...and it's stable...enough..." he siad rubbing himself after he was slapped several times "...and that hurt..."
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"Hedgers, that hurt." She growled, stressing the last word. "And I'm going to murder you for it when I stop being so sore."
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*throws spoons and soup spoons at everyone*
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Getting hit with spoons wasn't pleasant either. "Jesse, come here please." She opened her arms to signify peaceful intentions. "I need a hug."
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"ok...fine...I'm sorry."
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*runs up to her and hugs her tightly*
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~walks up to Sammie and looks at her with his ears drooped~ "sammie i'm sorry"
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Awww she forgives you *pulls him into the big massive bear fox wolf coyote hug*
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Grumbling, she hugs hedgers ad Jesse alike, smiling. "You're forgiven. So perk up!" She giggled, scratching his ears.
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Walks in at an awkward moment.
"What'd i miss?"
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She grins, pulling him into a hug. "This. GROUP HUGS!!"
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is pulled into the group hug with a strange look on his face.
"Umm, ok..."
Hugs you all back
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"YAY! And what's with the odd look, hm?"
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"i'm a little confused....."
Squeezes.
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Squeezes back. "Oh, well, we're all random and mostly crazy so don't think too much around us. Especially jesse." She giggles, nipping his ear.
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Lets go and crawls around like a real fox
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"You're so odd." She laughs, hugging Hedgers tightly. "I was kidding by the way. I don't think I have a father...Unless Alganon gets on here.."
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*slowly walks everyone toward the shaving machine*
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"Oh $%&& no!"
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*everyone except him drop into the shaver* :snicker:
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Escapes the shaver with all her fur and chases Jesse with a big spork. "FEAR MY SPORK OF DOOM!!!"
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*accidentally pushes her into the pit*
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"Ah ok...thought I was a father again for a minute.." he said smiling nuzzling Sammie and picking up some of his fur...~ "jesse...you tard...now i'm naked and cold...."
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She leaps out of the pit and launches herself at Jesse, sporking him mercilessly. "There. Now that you've been taken care of," She looked at hedgers and nuzzled him back. "I'll grow it back for you." Hugging him close, she wraps her fluffy tail around him to keep him warm. "Better?"
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*nods and nuzzles her back~ "much"
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(well, you could be but that's a PM thing. Besides, I got to talk to you about something else too.)
"Jesse's gonna die a slow and painful death when you get your fuzzys back." She promised, holding him closer to share warmth.
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(What might that be?)
~he opened his arm and allowed Jesse to join in~
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*has a stroke*
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"h no you don't." She revives him and grins evilly, brandishing her spork.
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you can't eat asgetti with sporks
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~cuddless with Sammie keeping warm~ "...stupid Jesse..." he mumbled
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"You think so?" She asks, pulling out a heaping plate of spaghetti and eats it with said spork. "Now what?"
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*forces sammie to hike for five miles in the forest without food or water*
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Carries hedgers and prevails. "And?"
(you'll have to PM me. =))
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"heh...you're good Sammie" he said nuzzling into Sammies arms
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>:( you and your healthness.
showoffs. >.>
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I have my health...heck I can see my rib cage through my skin o.O
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*snobbily imitates him*
shut it.
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"Well, exercise more, silly!"
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*walks in having no clue whats going on*
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*Nuzzles hedgers, grinning from ear to ear* Jesse, you're one odd fur.
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~strokes sammie's hair~ "indeed he is...but that's why we like him. I bike to work each day now..."
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really? Wow... *purrs as he pets her*
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*imitates him sobbily again but says* I have to take a bus to school since I live in the middle of nowhere.
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*nods while petting sammie* "Mmhm...it takes me about 12-15 minutes to bike to work"
-
It takes me about half an hour to get from my house to the school.
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Jesse, quit being so negative. At least you get a ride. I get to walk. *continues to purr as she grumbles*
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"I walk ever where, look at me" (my myspace that is... probably should get new pics)
Shows his thinness, although not as thin as hedgers.
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i have to walk up this HUUUUGE hill that takes prolly 6 mins.
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right now i ride a moped, but this summer while im in colorado ill be buying an audi
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audis look awesome!...mah friend has one...hes in HS,i THINK in the 11th or 12th grade....
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Colorado? o.o one of my best freinds on IMVU lives there...
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i in 10th, im looking at getting a 1996 a4
my dad lives in denver
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I drive two vehicles, depending on the situation at hand.
1.) 98 Chevy Monte Carlo. Great gas mileage. "Silver Bullet"
2.) 99 Dodge Durango. "great" gas mileage (sarcasm). "Red Tomato". MUST SELL!
sometimes I drive my mother's 91 Mazda 626, but it's not as fun as either of the others.
*runs everyone over with the vehicles*
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~runs over Jess'es vehicles with his boss' Hummer~
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You forgot something.
*holds up gas money*
:peace:
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(This thread needs more RPG-parodies!)
Flames
LV: World Domination Master/You are doomed
AnnoyedOverDrive: Max (999%)
*Ultimate Attack: 'Death by random questions!'*
"Why do fools fall in love?"
"Why do bad things happen to good people?"
"Why can't I stop!?"
"Why is it that existance is futile?"
*Universe implodes*
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I have a Chevy 2005 red Silverado and a sapphire blue '99 Chevy Venture.
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the vehicles that my family owns are...I'll start with the oldest...
1973 and a 1974 Volkswagen super beetle the 74' is my mom's which is baby blue and the 73 is my dads which is yellow
1998 Plymouth Grand Voyager - My mom's van it's a forest green
2001 Chevy Impala- My Dad's car it's a navy blue
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What do you drive Hedgers?
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nothing at the moment...other then my bike.
Here's a pic of it
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/LoneFox13/PICT0093.jpg)
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k. i have pics of my durango in our sharing folder on MSN.
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I reelly should check that on a regular basis o.o....
I haven't looked in it since we last talked on MSN
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You never know what might be in it. I think there's dust in thee.
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maybe...
~pulls out lightsaber and runs towards Jesse with it~
-
i sometimes get to drive my moms 200 grand am se, it is a puny little four door. I dislike its automatic.
???
Explodes
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tackles wred
-
has just reformed as his son tackles him.
-
nomnomnoms his ears
-
laughs and then gives his ear a hard pinch.
"Remember i'm the eldest in the pack, the alpha."
-
*"accidentally" pushes wred into the river*
-
gives jesse a high five*
-
*misses the high five and falls onto dakota, sending him into the river as well*
-
~points and laughs at the two in the river~
-
*pushes him inot the river as well*
-
~pulls out knife and stabs Jesse repeatedly with it~ <_<
-
*Stares for a moment before backing away slowly*
-
*blood infection flies into hedgers' mouth*
-
~starts gaging and runs around randomly trying to scream until he falls to the ground foaming at the mouth having a seizure~
-
*walks over and kicks him in the head for laughing, then pushes jesse into the river and laughs*
-
*string is tied from jesse's tail to dakota's ears, pulling him down*
-
now jesse is hnging off the cliff above the river, because dakota weighs more.
-
~dies to minutes later~
-
*now weighs 231 lbs! which means he's lost over fifteen pounds! XP*
-
ITS WAR!!!!*presses the big red button and watches a nuke laucnh out of its silo*
-
*unties his ears and lets him fall*
-
*gives dakota a paper cut*
-
~clings to and sits on the nuke~ "Yeehaaw!!"
-
blows up the nuke
-
~jumps off before it blows but gets bombarded with radioactve energy turning into a super furry~
-
*gives him the cold*
-
*hits jesse over the head with a baseball bat*
-
*brain splatters on dakota*
-
*laughs demonically*
-
*stuffs an oreo cookie down his throat*
-
*chokes on it*
-
*pulls off an ear*
-
~gives Dakota the Heimlich maneuver~
-
the oreo flys out of my throat and in to jesse's, now he is choking
karma's a &@#$%
-
*dies*
*decaying body smell stinks room*
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aww my nuke...*throws a pebble at dakota*
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*resurrects and squirts water on kida*
-
~pokes Dakota with a key...~
-
pokes shadow with a chainsaw
-
*pokes hedgers with the NATIONAL SCHOOL CHORAL AWARD he got today*
-
~takes Jess'es troghy and metls it to a bar of gold and sells it for one cent~
-
buys the bar of gold and pokes jesse with it
-
*throws silver on him*
-
~catches the silver and melts it into a silver dollar coin~
-
IM MELTING!!!!*throws a grenade at jesse and falls to the ground*
-
*throws explosive pie*
-
*grabs my muffin launcher and starts to shoot everyone with muffins* FEAR ME!!!
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:sparkle:100 pages! *Explodes*
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REPLY 1488! *also explodes*
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*launches muffin at drama*
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~drama dies from a rain of chocolate chips~
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*eats all chocolate chips*
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~throws a grenade at the chocolate chips making them smaller~
-
*can't taste them*
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Hehe...so evil <_< ~fires up a chocolate grenade~
-
*wants exploded by chococlate explosives*
-
*cracks them over the head with a crowbar*
-
"Dr. FREEMAN!! Wern't expecting you...though you'd be dead by now..."
-
*throws eyeballs at everyone*
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*grabs two mac-10 that shoot sprinkles* DEATH BY SPRINKLES!!! *shoots jesse with sprinkles* :boom:
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Flames' MP:9999
*Flames used 'ChocSauceV2' for maximum damage!*
(All players were chocified...they may not attack)
*Everyone took OVER 9000 damage!*
[WARNING: Battery Low. Please insert a new Pikachu into your RPGboy Colour]
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*throws a brick at flames*
I MET MY MATE TODAY! He was really nice. We watched "Over The Hedge" and play video games.
-
*Dodges brick and throws a talking bannana that dances at Jesse*
-
()_()
*throws headphones*
-
*throws Future Jesse into Present Jesse*
"Time travel is fun!"
-
*cracks flames over the head with his crowbar*
-
*Doesn't notice the crowbar bouncing off his thick skull*
"Hey Dakota." *Throws a caveman at Jesse*
-
*gets mad and throws the crowbar at the caveman*
-
*throws forks everywhere*
-
*Throws a box of cereal at Past, Present and Future Jesse whilst humming the Caramelldansen remix. Is shot*
-
*eats past, present and future jesses*
*throws pies*
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*Eats pie and falls off-screen to the sound of the Mario death music*
-
*revives him just to throw him back in the hole*
-
*Flames used Annoy on wild Jesse, but it failed!*
(Furrymon Trainer Ash got attacked by wild Crowbar. Everyone celebrated!)
*Flames' respect points dropped by 3...*
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*Turns the power off on Flame's game >>*
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lol. nice...
~chucks flmaes game out the window after biting and breaking it~
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*Grabs Shadow by the neck holding him against the wall* Hello boy.
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"Hello my pet.." ~pokes her nose and licks it~
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*Gets other game out of pocket and eats it before saying...*
"I LIKE PIES!"
*Nuclear Explosion*
-
*throws bombs at flames*
-
~tosses molotov cocktails at everyone~
-
*is on fire and runs into shadow, catching him on fire*
-
*throws butter knives at people*
-
~is invincible to fire~
-
~shoves a shrimp cocktail down hedgies throat~ "is it yummieh!?!?!!"
-
~gags on it a bit before chewing it and swallowing it~ "mmm...tasty..."
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*forces Vegemite down hedgers' throat*
-
~chokes on it and falls unconcious~
-
~bounces on uncles chest while singing 'Coconuts' from off of the Monty Python:Quest for the Holy Grail~
-
~spits it out but is still un concious~
-
*slams shadow with a spikey hammer*
-
~dies~
FATALITY!!
-
*revives him and then shoots him with the M1 garand*
-
shoots Jesse with a BAR machiene gun o.O
-
*Flames grabbed a Smash Ball. Everyone is screwed*
(I wish Brawl would come out soon so that this scene would become reality...T_T)
-
*runs around smacking people*
-
smacks back
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FALCON PAWNCH!
-
F-15C eagle pwnage!!!
-
*throws goo at luke*
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FALCON KICK!!
-
*is very sad*
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eww GOO!
-
*spits on everyone*
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"Fear the wrath of the Negative Zone!" *Gives Luigi a Smash Ball. Everyone is frozen in fear*
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*pokes him with a fork, in slow motion*
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*jumps in the air* kamehameha! *shoots it at everyone* :vegeta:
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*throws pickles*
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~ppokes Jesse with a spork~
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*pounds pots and pans as loud as he can*
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~cover his ears with his paws~ "Jesse! Stop please!"
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*stops for a moment, then yells to make his headache worse*
X3
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~closes his eyes and whimpers then runs off to a quiet place~
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*blows himself up, splattering skin and guts everywhere*
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[FINISH HIM!]
*Clears throat and sets up giant speakers and a microphone before yelling* "SPAAAAAARRRTAAAA!"
*sound wave decimates everything*
[FLAWLESS VICTORY]
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*dies*
Great. now I have to injure your spleen.
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yawns and drinks rum
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*Grabs a can of Pepsi MAX and drinks it one gulp*
[ENERGY=MAX, USE FINAL!]
"This is The End!"
[PRESS A+B REPEATEDLY TO ATTACK]
"A+B, A+B, A+B!"
*Throws NES controller into the wall. Said wall crumbles and disintergrates*
[STAGE CLEAR!]
"What is with those floating words above me head? What stage?"
[...GAME OVER...]
*Backs away slowly*
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??? =s
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*forces candy down his throat*
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"OBJECTION!"
*Slams hands on table before pointing an accusing finger at Jesse*
"Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, I leave you to consider this individual. Do you remember what this person said earlier...?"
*Cue speedlines and dramatic music*
"That does not make sense! Nothing the accused one has said makes sense! Does this trial make sense? NO! IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!!! I...prosecution rests..."
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Sam giggled, "I believe he means to say that he makes no sense, you Honor."
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*throws oranges everywhere*
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"HOLD IT!"
*Exclamation mark appears*
"This is an example of just how absurd this trial is! The defendant is randomly throwing oranges, the defense attourney is playing on Phoenix Wright for DS and I'm waffling on...Do you know what this means?"
*Cue speedlines and dramatic music...again...*
"That does not make sense! This whole trial does not-"
*Is knocked unconcious by giant orange*
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judge Gerken: Counselor, I hold you in contempt!
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"OBJECTION! I find that objectionable!"
*Crickets chirp. A tumbleweed passes by...it exploded...after colliding with me, of course*
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Sam walked calmly up to the bench, spoke with the judge and nodded to flames. "Thank you, Your Honor. I would like to present exhibit A: the orange thrown at the Counselor." She pulled it out of her pocket and placed it on the table. "Jesse did you throw this orange?"
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Yes I did.
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"OBJECTION!!. THis...is...NOT making anysense...BOOT TO THE HEAD!!" ~throws a boot at the judge Jesse and the jury~
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why are we even here in court anyway?
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"SILENCE! For that question you recieve...a boot to the head! And another for the Judge and Jury!"
*Boots impact faces at 60mph*
(Gotta love Phoenix Wright: A Boot To The Head!)
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!?
thuh fuh......? just mopping the floor, nobody pay attention....
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*dies*
But I just asked a question. I have a right to know what I am accused of.
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"and another one to Jesse!"
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"You are on trial for...." She paused a second, confusion flitting across her face. "I... don't remember...." She walked back up to the judge, spoke even softer and smiled. "He says you're free to go. WITH ONE MORE BOOT!!!" She grinned wider, tossing one at him.
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*catches the boot*
Yay I'm Free!
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"Yep. Go on now. We need to find something to do..." She grins evilly, pouncing on Shadow. "HI!" She giggles, nomming on his ears.
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"oh hey sammie." he said pawing at her tail
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i jumped on mah sisters aers and tied them to hedgies ears "HAIYA!"
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"umm...Seth...? Why'd you do that?"
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~scratches ears~ "cuz i FEWT like it!..."
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"i'm close friends with your sister...but...seriously..THIS? is...jsut a littel too close.." he said licking sammies nose in the meantime...o.o
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"well UHN!" i began to do the party boy :-[
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~he untied his ear from sammies and chased after seth~
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~contiues to do the party boy until i noticed hedgie chasing meh and started to run off,flailing arms in the air~
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~he pounced Seth and started licking hiM~ "hey! Where been you!?"
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~rolls around on ground with uncle and begins to start rambling off~ "weeeeell.....First i went to Washington D.C. for 5 dayses wif mah band class and it was AWWWWESOME cuz meh and mah roommates bought laser pointers and,like,started pointing them at people at the Ruby Tuesdays across the street...we ALMOST got caught an' stuff but we didnt......we had sum FUUUUUN..."
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*glues seth's tail to his back*
:snicker:
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She climbed up onto Hedgers back and hung on, yelling: "Piggy back!!! PIGGY BACK!!!"
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~gives Sammie a piggy back ride~
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*gives hedgers a piggyback ride, but falls from the weight because he's so weak*
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And now for something completely different: Cramp and adleras drunk dial line. "You guys read my misconection, I was giving away the cheerios!"
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*gives the evil eye at wred*
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~pokes Jesse's evil eye with a Jose on a shtick~
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*throws megawatts at him*
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is hit but poorly aimed megawatts
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*pushes him off cliff*
XD
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~Pushes Jesse off cliff~
XD
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*pulls hedgers down with him*
GET ON IMVU GET ON IMVU GET ON IMVU!!! 8D
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lol.
I"m going to play GTA IV or COD4. XD
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oh ok.
*pushes him off the cliff*