The Furry Forums
Furry Chat => Furry Freezer => Topic started by: dvdog on March 17, 2016, 10:52:27 PM
-
How did that...
-
I get a crush on silly people?
What in the world did..
-
You do?! We don't kill people!!!
Oh lovely this...
-
Didn't go as planned.
So this is.....
-
BD? Oh.
Well that's one way to...
-
Of king derpy derp!
Why you steal....
-
All of my memes?
I had a crush on..
-
my laptop once, it didn't end well.
Why am I...
-
SO angry? So sad?
Why did NASCAR...
-
need to exist?
why am I.....
-
So ugly... I only attracted pugs
What's something that...
-
Worth mentioning?
Is it just me or are
-
you going to jump off that building?
we should go..............
-
Totally kill ourselves :D
I wish Donald Trump would
-
get shot in the face.
I wish I could...............
-
Be noticed by Senpai Trump
I hate
-
Be able to watch deadpool?!
The best part about el chapo is...
-
The end.
One thing I learned in boating school is....
-
how to fail at life
why is it every time I go somewhere I have to put up with.........
-
People who support Sanders and not our lord and savior Trump?
Man, I really wish...
-
that i could afford a lifetime supply of candy! ^_^
would you kindly go and..........
-
Shut the **censor** up, thanks I appreciate it~ (haha! sorry I had to.)
Why would you ever....
-
want to exist?
I am gonna use this train to
-
splatter my enemies all over the f****** pavement!
i think i belong in a................
-
Mental institution.
I don't care about the second amendment I am going to
-
end the hoola hoop violence
the movie was great except...
-
That it was in Pig Latin.
Mom, why can't I...
-
Have arms like a normal person.
I need help with........
-
... forgetting to blink.
What was the last thing...
-
I did?
Sure about that LSD? Shouldn't....
-
i feel bees in my teeth.
i found a new way to cope with depression, it's...
-
Suicide
I am gonna drink this bleach and
-
watch all of the lord of the rings movies
next time on my strange addiction...
-
being a furry.
I guess I could
-
rob that bank, someone has to right?
people need to learn how to............
-
not suck at life.
At last, the machine is...
-
finished, now I can take over the world!
i wonder what would happen if...........
-
I make a nuke but filled with mentos and coke?
Thanks to Syria ...
-
i have jellybeans for Easter!
I don't care how old i am I'm going in that bouncy castle and.............
-
have some fun time with the kids.
I don't care what it was designed for but ....
-
i am going to eat that bar of soap.
i am going to break a world record by being the first person to bungee jump from...............
-
my chair.
My fellow esteemed delegates we are today here to discuss the matter...
-
of missing cake from the break room, and we are not leaving until the person who did it comes clean.
i broke both of my legs by................
-
Committing an hate crime feels.
KFC, Pizza Hut and McDo together these form the.....
-
salad.
Tonight on America's most wanted.................
-
Makias, a dangerous supect solely committing hate crimes and fast food drive-thru drive-by's.
I wish Bricket would so....
-
dirt i have ever eaten.
i am going to eat ice cream until...........
-
The purge happens
When I look in the mirror, I see
-
the world's biggest badass
i don't care what you think i am going to............
-
shouldn't be drunk and high whilst playing wii tennis.
You see, my dear Sandor, that's why...
-
quite interesting.
Those damn Liberals, they should be all
-
executed.
i wish i could be............
-
why we haven't send liberals already on camp in Poland?
And those commies they can...
-
think about a greater system than fascism
I hope Hitler Senpai would
-
fall off a cliff
i got so fat on cheese that the doctor said.................
-
only Trump-san could make me great and beautiful again
Thanks to the lefties we now have to suffer from...
-
Satanic worshippers.
Great my family...
-
They are the last pure aryans left.
On my right we have
-
Gorbachov, my good ol' friend.
And if you keep following this road you
-
has enlighten me, has shown me the true meaning of life.
Without Bricket we wouldn't...
-
.. know how to make coffee - related remarks about Mordecai. XP
If Mordecai didn't have coffee ..
-
that would be the first and final sign of the apocalypse.
If you think about it, we can't live without....
-
pizza
if anything were to spill on this suit I would...............
-
Burn myself.
I love to watch people argue it's...
-
beautiful to see chaos in social interactions.
Today on show-and-tell I brought a gun and...
-
12 bullets, who wants to be the first test dummy?
I really need to get better at...........
-
That he didn't love you.
I would care if...
-
I had any fucks left to give.
Me, Myself and I, did this thing to....
-
Get rid of him, Shhh it's a secret.
I've been wanting to show you...
-
my secret underground circus of the undead.
today was a great day, except for when.........
-
.. my brother shot a mutated pigeon with a lawn-mower for a head and made me eat it raw.
If Black Friday didn't exist, Christmas ...
-
would be more white. (sorry in advance)
my favorite holiday is.....
-
.. any holiday when I get presents.
Life was great when Donald Trump ...
-
was attacked by a mob of Easter bunnies.
I am really hungry for......
-
.. a giant load of Donald Trump being run-over by a zebra with full sized bulldozers as feet, and then he falls off the side of the earth into an acid pit of anthropomorphic sharks with machine guns and Kim Kardashian.
I feel compelled to ..
-
make that happen.
i have everything except...........
-
McNuggts, i didn't say you people can eat them all.
if you tell me one more time i am going to................
-
.. throw a radioactive potato at you with a penguin sock field.
Remember that time when ..
-
Mordecai was flattened by a semi.........good times, good times. ^_^
next time i make a bet i am going to make sure it doesn't involve.......
-
.. odd lectures from Magcon about TWD's weird prison fungus.
Why does life include ...
-
people who are completely braindead, yet are able to be more successful than me?
is it just me or.............
-
.. are all Attack Helicopters so sexually attractive?
Why am I ...
-
drinking coffee all the time, when i can be finding the attack helicopter of my dreams.
i really miss......
-
...hanging unpside on the monkey bars and huffing paint from a ziplock baggy.
Every time I sleep I....
-
Feel like I'm falling and wake up shortly after on the floor.
Everytime I play fallout I...
-
imagina how beautiful the world would be after a nuclear holocaust.
With these nukes we
-
Could **censor** up the world~ (sing in I can show you the world)
Don't worry I know how to deal with....
-
Having a really bad face itch.
When you're new here, it's just like..
-
I'm going to start a never ending conga line
Ok the I'm going to go and....
-
Buy those skinsuits.
I love sitting in my car for 4 hours just to..
-
...yet they're not from this planet
Why don't my parents...
-
kick me out of the house?
A fine example of a paradox: a red car ....
-
is blue but only when it is red
oh no, my..
-
find a perfectly fitting pair of boxers
well there's your...
-
explenation why the world isn't flat.
Gordon Gekko always said...
-
To brush your face and wash your teeth
I wish my...
-
Senpai would notice me.
Greed is good, greed...
-
is required to be a good thief.
WHY WON'T THIS DARN...
-
COMPUTER ALLOW ME TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT?
We all know that Sanders-san could never beat Trump in...
-
a tickle fight.
I am so hungry I can.........
-
Turn to murder!~
What's the meaning of this? I can't...
-
stand the minorities anymore.
You see my dear Watson, ...
-
...it's all in the wrist.
Every time I...
-
I planned, the other one escaped... I hate chasing.
Whoa whoa I'm not really...
-
into shooting guns, I prefer using knifes.
You think that is a knife?....
-
... I mean is glowing and dosen't look so -quick dash and the boy is cut by half for the psi blades-
We should capture this mercenary camp!...
-
need to stop stepping on my neighbors pets.
I wonder what................
-
this shiny red button does -KABOOOOOOOOM- oh... that does...
Crush the Zerg, see them driven before you!!...
... I mean is glowing and dosen't look so -quick dash and the boy is cut by half for the psi blades-
You called? (http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Templar_Assassin)
... In order to crush our opponents in blood. Only this way will we know peace.
Oh no, not again! I really...
I was thinking in this (http://heroesofthestorm.gamepedia.com/Artanis)but it's cool too
-
Assume total control over their kind.
I didn't live the life untill I...
-
get hit by a truck.
why am I still............
-
alive?
Allright, I think I got set: Beer? Check! Chips? Check!...
-
alive?
Allright, I think I got set: Beer? Check! Chips? Check!...
Knives? Check. Rope? Check. Dagger? Check. Chains? Check. Rocks? Check. Laser beams? Check. Acid? Check. Body bag? Check.
Murmaider!!!
Shotgun, zerg and you...
-
Equals one heck of a party!
Why dat hurt....
-
When I stuck my finger in the blender?
Cthulhu reigns supreme...
-
Until the plasmid failed the transformation.
When life gives you lemons...
-
Don't make lemonade make life, take the lemons back.
What the hell is...
-
this? Why isn't everyone supporting the best leader of the world; Donald Trump?
Oh boy, I don't think
-
You realize what happens when you steal the last cookie.
Please don't tell me...
-
...you filtered the coffee I drank through your underwear.
My grandpa once said "all men...
-
Are capable of becoming monsters..
I remember when I saw...
-
A unicorn (I sware I saw it!!)
I like...
-
... down range.
I'm too...
-
Edgy for 90% of this forum
Why do people complain i'm always so...
-
.. nice to them!
Then again, I always...
-
thought it would be fun to be completely insane.
is there something I'm missing or is.............
-
.. my arse huge in this outfit?
Wouldn't it be easier to...
-
...use a 20 kilo sarin bomb than a chlorine aerial spray tank?
Why do you always...
-
stare at my signature! its not cute!
Why can't we all just...
-
.. pray to Satan at dinner, LIKE A NORMAL FAMILY!
I guess we're all...
-
burn burn burn i hell tonight, in paridise.
dont question my...
-
cute guy whos straight
I'll always be...
-
.. a cleverly crafted disguise!
It is most handy for..
-
.... Fooling the storm troopers!
Why ever happened to.....
-
good manners
better to...
-
.. win the game than have fun!
This is why..
-
the times we shared
If you ask...
-
... tell my mom. Probably not, though.
Someone like..
-
it all about
can i ever.....
-
.. become the vice-president of Murica?
Furthermore, do I even..
-
care about their lifes?
Should I stay or ...
-
Hide in the cupboard and jump scare random people
What the...
-
FRICKKITY FRICKING FRICK
Should I run or...
-
.. should I make a sandwich?
Unless of course..
-
I do am positive, HIV positive.
Did you see that....
-
.. amazing new breakfast sandwich from -REDACTED-?
It tastes exactly like..
-
shit.
Oh boy, I can't wait to
-
Get off the grid
Like bears grylis always said
-
...nothing. I can't remember... sandwich something...
WHY DON'T WE REMOVE WARNING LABELS SO...
-
... we can always betogether?
help im...
-
A potatoe...
HELP A TOASTER IS...
-
feeding me chocolate
your a mean one...
-
Mr. ImareallymeanpersonbutIactuallycareaboutpeople
Hello I'm your friendly neighborhood...
-
(Hope I'm not hogging anyone's space I just really like doing this)
Jumping out a window
Is that a...
-
human flying through the sky?
I guess we should get...
-
arrested.
Should I go to class or...
-
skip and travel the world.
Let's have a...
-
swarmed by invisible flies!
This is boring. Maybe I should...
-
start someone singing.
I still think that...
-
totally random.
Wish I had...
-
find no home
if you have a problem and you dont know how to solve it you can allways find help, you just ....
-
ask your pet.
I really bombed that...
-
.. poor village!
If only I had..
-
.. poor village!
If only I had..
(I guess you know me:) )
Yellow cross instead of white cross.
Well, at least...
-
...they didn't suffer...to much.
I imagined that he...
-
would burn down the whole village and his next step would be to nuke West-Flanders.
Oh boy, Did you...
-
Really mistake East Flanders for West?
The only option left is...
-
to run and not look back
Why is logic...
-
Illogical.
They told me...
-
that Ghent is the beating heart of Belgium
Honestly, if you are going to there you...
-
..are late or should wait until October XD
I suggest...
-
I could do it
dont know how much...
-
...time you've got left.
You'd better...
-
thinking of me
i just want....
-
A muffin
That thing is full of...
-
time
when in rome
-
...drive safely.
Would you mind making me...
-
the happyest girl alive
what would....
-
An aerial release of 20 pounds of phosgene 2.8 miles upwind with a 17.3 mph wind do to New York City?
That's a cool...
-
Bomb you have there, it would be a shame if someone just detonated it
I'm on a
-
..real goddamn bender right here!
It all started when..
-
I was born.
WHY CANT THE FNAF FANDOM JUST....
-
Die already.
It's hard to wake up because...
-
...it's time to go to bed.
Would you mind putting...
-
Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders together in a room with hidden cameras and locking the door for a while? That could be EPIC.
It's time to...
-
Split!
(Hehe, perfect setup for one of my old favourites! ;) )
It's not easy when...
-
You are surrounded, outnumbered, and outgunned. Take as many with you as possible.
Why don't I just...
-
...take my bike for a ride to the beach.
Would you try...
-
...There's no benefits.
But with you...
-
most people can't tell the difference between biological and chemical weapons.
It would be great if..
-
...everyone would just have their food stuffed with their fav food.
If I could paint ...
-
...The Empire State building, I'd paint it pink with yellow dots.
Why won't you just...
-
...do it!
Well then i'll...
-
...do it! (heh X3 )
Well, when you did it...
-
...I'd add some sparkles.
Where did we put...
-
the plans for complete isolation of West-Flanders?
I can't wait for
-
my execution.
Why does...
-
Bricket gets his execution faster than me?
I, Rocco, want to be...
-
an anthro GSD with every power imaginable, but in real life.
I should eat...
-
that cyanide capsule.
Oh boy, ...
-
... Why did I write that Rocco would eat a poisonous capsule?
I really like...
-
...ice cream.
Well I just woke up, guess I'll...
-
go stand in traffic
Well, at least...
-
...gaze through the window.
Isn't it beautiful, I can see...
-
...this is quite interesting!
I would be happy to...
-
...tacklehug everyfur coming in.
Beware...
-
...for the hotdogs at Grant's.
The world would be perfect, if...
-
...there were unicorns and flying piglets.
Not to forget about...
-
... the most boring day in world history.
The completely unused train stop is called...
-
...bus stop.
Did you know...
-
realised how much screwed my life actually was.
You see my dear Sandor, ...
-
...we're all here.
What do you mean...
-
...there's others
Really...you should...
-
...stop wondering about the meaning of life.
The advantages of being a team are...
-
...you can blame another.
What else do you..
-
...needed to survive the childhood of your pet.
What I hate most about villains is...
-
... i don't know what i don't hate about them
Except for...
-
...the pure gold AK-47 that melts away if you fire it.
What I want to punch the most right now is...
-
A pillow, wouldn't want to hurt my paw
Now i just feel like licking...
-
... the 5-day-old spilled syrup on the floor.
People make noodles because...
-
...they're hungry.
If i could choose I'd pick...
-
...all this time?
If you were here and I was there...
-
Stay a while, and listen!
Why not...
-
go skydiving.
Why does...
-
...say you hate the chinese?!
Once upon a time...
-
...that most things don't sound as they shourd in chinese... actuarry in engrish it's not as bad... thele's not much r and l so fal
Have you thought about...
-
...swap the l and r and get a shorter alphabet
Maybe Sandor can...
-
...something only you would do.
If I could ask you one thing...
-
...it?
it is...
-
...short.
Let's talk about that time where we chatted about the time we talked just for communication's sake, because....
-
..just goes on and stops but then restarts again just to find an ending to a new beginning.
This is what we call..
-
...chat.
Fine Sandor...
-
$5,000,000
Uh oh,...
-
... I think I changed the subject
I'm not too active on this thread, but...
-
at least I'm here.
Well, at least...
-
...there hasn't opened a rift in space and time that destroyed the universe.
The one thing I'll never buy is...
-
... drugs.
Next time, I'll certainly...
-
buy drugs.
Why did he...
-
... buy drugs? It's gonna ruin his life.
I can't wait 'til I have enough money for...
-
..."The video game that'll drive you crazy!"
If you push the big red button that says "Don't push!"...
-
... Donald Trump will be elected as president.
Once, I...
-
...Steal his face and become the new Donald Trump.
How about...
-
... Stealing his hair as well?
If I take his suit too, I...
-
think it would be fun to ruin it.
Or maybe I should take Hillary's...
-
...pillow.
Can't miss...
-
violence.
C4 or...
-
a commplement
if you dont....
-
...Stop, I will show my true form!
How come you're so...
-
......tall like tree
where did i put my........
-
keys? I require them to open things!
Hey, how about we...
-
fight to the death.
Are you seriously...
-
.....going to steal my ham sandwich you fool
when will my......
-
overlord and savior Donald Trump be elected?
Oh great, these Italians....
-
,,,,,,have finally noticed me and gave me a bowl of yummy food
how was the......
-
time we shared so painfull?
it dosent seem
-
...likely a tornado turns up.
What really makes my day is...
-
...the earth's rotation.
When I'm not working, I'm...
-
actually able to enjoy life!
Would you like to join me...
-
with playing the most boring game ever?
I feel like...
-
....a peice of cheese
who wants to.......
-
...eat my birthday cake whole?
It's sunny today, what means...
-
...the sun's out.
It also means...
-
I'd better hide from it.
Why can't it be...
-
...a blizzard, a tornado and a thunderstorm all at the same time?
My best bet right now is...
-
...to kill them all.
Why do they always...
-
...eat bananas and make terrible puns?!
Ramming a keyboard gives you...
-
Surprisingly good results.
Why is there...
-
...a jelly bean in my eye?
Where did the...
Sent from my SM-G900R4 using Tapatalk
-
..corn come from?
So, yesterday, I found..
-
a leaf.
All I know is that winter...
-
...sucks so much.
When will...
-
all this end
i cant wait for
-
...a new beginning.
Let's start with...
-
...commit mass genocide?
Who framed...
-
you?
Honestly, I...
-
...on my lap.
And take your hand off...
-
...my thigh.
Put the flowers...
-
... Toast's fabulous career as a writer.
I remember the time when ...
-
...we had a country.
I can't drink black coffee when...
-
...there's cream in it.
Poor me some...
-
...motor oil.
Give me a moment...
Sent from my SM-G935R4 using Tapatalk
-
...to talk myself out of this
Why do I...
-
...keep leaving the kids at the gas station?
Why do they always...
-
...try to kill me?
I forgot to get...
-
...water for the stop sign!
How about you...
-
...go get my horse, so I can leave.
Why can't I...
-
...safely consume a clothes hamger!?
Tim is such a...
-
.. pious man of god!
Well, except for..
-
...that guy
You know...
-
...him?
No I...
-
... really can't say I do.
What...
-
...is the fitness gram pacer test?
Is it a...
-
..complete revolution in weight loss technology?!
It can be yours for only...
-
... the small amount of 1 million dollars.
I need to get...
-
...a life.
How 'bout them...
-
...gathering.
When you arrive we can...
-
...make the pretzels.
The ceiling fan...
-
...shouldn't be on the floor, right?
Could you help me...
-
...with my socks?
Who wears...
-
fluffy socks on a slippery floor...eeeeee....help!
Mind to call...
-
...a doctor?
Where did...
-
...did i put the number?
guess i'll have to...
-
...stay away from that place.
Where are you...
-
for dinner tonight?
How long will...
-
...take to get ready?
It's already been...
-
... litterally 3 days.
Ok, maybe...
-
a few more minutes couldn't hurt.
Why are you in...
-
...your pj's?
How much longer...
-
...until someone comes and ends the train of thought?
I hate...
-
...how lovable you are.
Would you mind...
-
...washing my socks? (I'm feeling happy and random tonight :P )
Did you see...
-
...the rest of the laundry somewhere?
Check...
-
...the water.
Sing...
-
...a song...i mean what else...
Maybe you could try out...
-
for BUDS.
Yeesh,...
-
...this thing wont stop ringing.
Hello?....
-
United Peanut Butter Company, President Smakdinofh speaking.
This is...
-
Sparta!!!
To the...
-
batmobile!!
just waiting for you to deliver...
-
...the order to release the gas.
The weather...
-
... is no good now
we'll wait till the wind...
-
... dies down.
My shoe is stuck...
-
.....in the bowl of ice creame
where did i put my....
-
...my foot?
Who...
-
Duck taped me to this tree?
Can someone...
-
...put even more duct tape on it?
I changed identity, now I can...
-
...go wig shopping.
Maybe the color...
-
...doesn't look all too bad on me.
What possibilities would...
-
...look less suspicious?
excuse me, miss/mister, could you...
-
... punch the tree you're standing next to?
If I open this door...
-
.. the other one closes.
what's the point...
-
...of a point? I wonder...
Burning a flame results in...
-
... lots of heat.
speaking of heat..
-
...it's been getting COLDER lately, hasn't it?
I wish that cold...
-
never excisted near me... or maybe just a tiny itsy little bit
where's the damn...
-
...remote control?
If I push this small blue button that says: 'Push me'...
-
... the red dot will appear
west-flemish for beginners 'quit' means...
-
...give up and return home.
If you'd hit that wall...
-
...you'll hurt your paw.
(quit in west-flemish means lost, when talking about an object for example)
How do you...
-
...open the box?
If I fell asleep behind the computer, I would...
-
...have some issues waking up.
How did...
-
... Newton 'discover' gravity?... Oh, that's right, nevermind.
[TV-show host voice] Next time on...
-
...America's not Talent, we have the freak that can't stand up and a very special guest INDEED.
What...
-
...do you mean?
I would change it to...
-
... a complete fool trying to eat the elevator of the building!
This thread isn't just fun, it is...
-
Everlasting!!
That's the end of...
-
don't know what to do.
When the whole thing...
-
...is incomplete.
When round is...
-
... in reality square!
I think that that...
-
..is what i'm looking for.
You are...
-
... clearly not very interested.
If furries ruled the world the first thing we would do is...
-
Make everything gay and flaboyantly amazing
THESE CRABS ARE...
-
Not red.
Take a unicorn and..
-
...cook it up.
Take this money and..
-
Go buy a new one.
You just won...
-
A cynical midget to follow you around and talk you down all the time.
You should totally..
-
Kick it.
And if you don't want to hurt your paws then...
-
THats too bad, even russian czars had calices on thier fingers.
IT's almost psychic..
-
... that we can finish each others' sentences!
If the TFF server happened to crash...
-
... furries would die of boredom.
If you can't fly...
-
...get on a plane.
If you can't stand...
-
..turn up the heat and get a red woman!
Abracadabra...
-
.. Here's your identification pony.
This yam is made up of 90%..
-
Of human baby flesh.
What I learned in boating school was...
-
Don't set sail without one.
Just now he went...
-
...out on the open, into the woods, out of the frying pan into the fire.
I'd like to have some...
-
Fries.
Let's put some ...
-
...vegetables on them, shall we?
I can't stop thinking about...
-
...The weird next door neighbors
Maybe I should.....
-
move.
Don't forget to...
-
.....I'll get this target
If only I would've brought....
-
... this classic VW bus from 1793.
I never liked...
-
cars that much.
You can ask me...
-
anything no matter how weird it is.
I'm having sun the next week, I think I'll...
-
... go out for tea.
If they don't have my brand....
-
..I'll come back later.
When it opens I'll be at...
-
...the front of the line.
Things got out of...
-
...control here, can anyone call 911?
The greatest thing for humankind is...
-
... to protect the earth.
It all ends when....
-
It's the end.
That's only...
-
another good reason to nuke Japan.
Trump has made America great again and..
-
...has pissed off left wingers and right wingers alike!
Go get me my...
-
gun and let's go.
C'mon, we need to get to tha
-
...CHOPPA
You set us up...
-
This is bullshit, all of it.
I don't have the money...
-
...so you can go **censor** yourself.
I like you, that's why I'm...
-
going to kill you last.
(same subject)
Remember when I said I was going to kill....
-
...you last?
I...
-
lied.
Hasta
-
...la vista, baby
(same subject)
Hey, I've seen you before...
-
... but I can't remember who you are.
When IS goes down...
-
...follow me.
(I assume you meant "it" not "is")
What's your...
-
favourite icecream colour? :P
I smell...
-
...body odor.
What killed the...
-
..camel?
They say it was...
-
...the aliens.
Who kidnapped...
-
you?
why did they bring you...
-
...to the chicken farm?
What is a...
-
circumlocution?
well, let me explain...
-
...its something I don't have experience with I don't think.
A TV is...
-
...a medium to watch and listen to.
what i'd like to see now is...
-
...something censored.
What did your...
-
...wife do to me cookies!? Bleh!
Can we all just...
-
...get along?
Fallen Angel is a...
-
Idiot who can't do anything right ever.
Dad, can I eat...
-
him?
what?! why...
-
...did you do that?
Was the test...
-
really that hard?
If I don't pass this class....
-
It means it wasn't interesting enough
Grab a...
-
Belgian flag and be proud of this great nation.
Belgium trully is...
-
really over beered and vaguely misogynist but still a nice place over alll
well that was
-
weird
The Netherlands, we should...
-
make a nice beach home there
i really dont find you all that
-
...nice.
Do you like...
-
...the German fries?
I'll eat my hat if...
-
Its made of candy.
Look up...there...
-
... It's a plane!
If I came here for nothing...
-
then I am going to be a tad angry.
Jenkins! Bring me my newspaper and
-
Slap that....fly or whatever
If i remember correctly, you...
-
Bricket, are indeed the future of Belgium and the world.
Oh yeah? Well...
-
... I don't think so. You're just talking nonsense.
There's but one purpose for the Random Board: ...
-
hug
i want to
-
... be the very best...
I don't want to be hugged, instead I...
-
Want to be the one hugging
Or maybe we...
-
...should consider starting an all-out war?
I just want to say, ...
-
I was wrong: Bricket is indeed the future
Hug? Check, but it won't complete without...
-
...stinky breath and dirty clothes.
Bricket is stupid, he doesn't seem to realize...
-
that he has emotions too.
Talking about being nice to eachother...
-
after the war is over is appropriate, not before.
Maybe I should...
-
...start a school in martial arts.
Brick still doesn't get it, what I meant was...
-
he should be Prime Minister.
All hail...
-
Bricket
What to do to ..
-
...if that weirdo became president of the USA?
The person I like least is...
-
dead, never guess who killed him.
While I'm on that topic...
-
... maybe Bricket should get the same fate.
I think that sums up...
-
how crazy I am.
But hey, at least...
-
I now know how someone else thinks about me.
Wish I....
-
could smack Fayam.
Hey, bird brain...
-
... you're intelligent!
I suppose we should...
-
just get along.
But then again...
-
...we don't really seem to like each other, do we?
That'd be easier if...
-
we would stop wishing someone from this forum dead
Maybe I should
-
...not have such weird ideas.
Although I think...
-
I should apologize to a certain member on this forum.
Allright, here it goes
-
...Sorry (I think)
-
(This needs to be restored. Follow my lead!)
I need to....
-
go to the bathroom
It's just you, me and
-
...the girl next door.
Do you know...
-
that I am actually the Zodiac Killer?
Dank memes, all I need to survive but also...
-
...Maslow's hierarchy of needs.
Marc Zuckerberg is a...
-
Cuck
SJW's and Feminists would be
-
...the most whiny, useless humans on Earth.
The should put SJWs and feminists in a...
-
summercamp in Poland.
Dark Humour, ....
-
...is the best humor.
It's spelled like...
-
black
Back in
-
...my day, you'd be dead.
Times are...
-
changed for good.
My time machine will
-
...never work.
But it will...
-
work when it is powered with enough dank memes
Oh boy, a rare pepe....
-
...should die cos it's a shite meme.
Dat boi really sucks...
-
because Oh sh*t waddup
Pepe and Dat boi, they are perfect and....
-
...should try to be more funny.
XP
Bricket really loves...
-
being the emperor of the world.
I should hail Bricket and
-
...give him hugs.
Bricket is mein...
-
Fuhrer (I said it, now who is gonna stop me? B) )
If the mods will see this...
-
They gon' flip
If young metro don't trust ya...
-
...Don't trust them either.
I see Bricket still has a problem, I should...
-
...help a bit with that?
(Yes, please!)
I think there's one thing we agree on, ...
-
...cereal is definitely a soup
Could you please stop im trying to...
-
... make crazy sentences here!
We won't, I mean...
-
...we will.
Well what would we want when whatever...
-
...I don't get this anymore...
That was *way* complex, could you...
-
...wind back and repeat?
Well we wish we were...
-
... take up knitting.
I can't believe it, how could you..
-
...wear a onesie at work!
I dunno what's scarier...
-
...this or that...
make up your mind, you...
-
want to split Belgium or make it one state?
I see that you've...
-
...been having coffee.
why not share...
-
...Sauron has a nasty case of eye inflammation?
A day without tea...
-
..is a day with chocolate milk.
When life gets...
-
....gets hard, you must move on.
The time is...
-
ticking.
at point blank range...
-
...all weapons are duds.
Revenge is good, but...
-
Forgiveness is better
I have a confession to make. I'm.....
-
a trump supporter.
Feminists, SJW's and cucks, they are all
-
human.
why can't this darn doohickey fit in the...
-
...locker in the school hall?
You know you're desperate when...
-
..you actually believe it.
would you rather...
-
...chew on tinfoil or watch paint dry?
I didn't know....
-
..watch paint dry was a thing.
still, i'd pick...
-
...you over any of them.
I want to be...
-
just like Bricket.
Like Gordon Gekko said: Greed
-
....is bad?
Bottled water...
-
...belongs in a bottle.
where else would you put..
-
...bottled water in?
Who made this world, that it...
-
...is so beautiful (?)
The chalk board...
-
.. is a perfect surface to scrape my nails against.
It's a perfect day to..
-
...to ride my bike.
It's a horrible day to...
-
...be in a horrible mood!
Oh no, I forgot to...
-
Eat the cookie.
If you don't mind...
-
...Shall I eat it?
We're not just terribly crazy, we're...
-
..full of paint.
We did however get to fill...
-
.. a swimming pool with cornstarch.
How could you even think of..
-
... calling tea hot leaf juice!? Madness I tell you!
In the darkest of times....
-
there is always pizza.
That sofa...
-
Was made of it,
Let the party...
-
A fairy tail.
Instead it all went...
-
Your own room...
Tsh...can't have...
-
our crazy neighbors wake up at 3 AM shouting at our doorstep.
Someday, I'd like to...
-
... Eat an enormous cake IN SPAAACEEE!
When I see you again, I'll .....
-
(^so many cheesy continuations for this one, lets choose the best! =^v^= )
promise to bring you your wedding ring... XP XP XP
I would cringe at...
-
...The one universal constant that is uncertainty. Or is it?
Normally, I'd...
-
I'd roll around.
instead they told me i should...
-
A completely new face.
I stuck it in the...
-
...wringer last night, so it should be dry.
Don't ask about...
-
My lack of arms.
I fell asleep last night before I could...
-
... finish that important report that has to be handed in today.
You'll never understand me, but you can...
-
... challenge me to a children's card game.
Sometimes it's better...
-
...to plan for the worst.
I just came from the...
-
Dark side. It was disappointing because it doesn't actually have cookies.
I'm trapped inside of...
-
...the old lady, who swallowed me to eat the cat. But I don't want to, because he seems like a nice kitty.
I'm looking for...
-
... some bubble gum. I'm all finished kicking butt.
If only I could have....
-
Lick your elbow.
Today I feel like...
-
...snuggling someone.
You may not be able to see ...
-
... the ghosts, but they're there. I promise.
I'm a bit worried about...
-
Bricket not being in power yet.
The Benelux, the most.....
-
Or the least...
Well whatever it is, it will
-
blow your mind.
WATCH THIS: PRANK GONE...
-
...WRONG! (POLICE, BEST FRIEND DIED, MAN GOT PREGNANT, POPE CAME?)
Hmm, This Can't...
-
be real, is this some kind of fantasy?
BLM and the Police,
-
having a barbeque?
Where's the...
-
Saringas, I need it.
SPACE!!!!!! AND....
-
...the implicit demand of proof against pluto's planetary status
how often do you....
-
think about pedging an oath to Bricket, the ruler of us all?
All the time I....
-
... thought to myself: Does someone even like me? ;w;
Okay! Lets...
-
... roll in the mud and terrorise the town.
To be an even greater species, humanity needs to...
-
...evolve into anthropomorphic animals XD >:3 >:3
Ew. Look at this monster, It's...
-
pushing capitalist propaganda on the children!
I couldn't afford to finish my project because I spent all my money on...
-
......buying large boxes filled with cheetos
sometimes i like to think that.....
-
capitalism is indeed all what we need.
Anarchy, the true form of...
-
... having a country that is like a boat without sail, rudder or... anything else that steers or propels it.
What's the point of finishing each other's sentences? It's just...
-
...a never ending story.
once upon a time...
-
In a galaxy far far away.
To infinity and...
-
..and lack of time.
or wait...that's not even possible, change that to..
-
...that math book that tells you that 1+1=3.
When you mess with infinity...
-
It will be a LONG time to get its trust back
Post Merge: June 20, 2016, 02:01:35 PM
I forgot the time when I........
-
...actually did that, I found infinity was equal to 1/12
Punching a tree will...
-
Kill an apple
-
*misses sentence to finish* :/
Playing chess with yourself...
-
You'll always win..and lose
Everybody hates...
-
...I'm not sure, but not themselves.
A wrench can...
-
...fix the sins of the world.
(okwut)
My mom came into my room while I was browsing www.thefurryforum.com (http://www.thefurryforum.com) and screamed "...
-
This is a brony family... Get the hell out of my house, furry freak.
I came here to.
-
...steal all your potatoes that you have been hiding in your wardrobe for the past 360420 years!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a...
-
...stick, because they were furries too.
I tripped over the...
-
Stick and fell down the hill
I got caught......
-
...while trying to outrun a police car.
Well, I don't see...
-
...anything wrong with a baby carrying around that machete.
I turned on the computer today but it didnt work because...
-
There are too many cute people here on TFF.
I broke my 3ds by..
-
Turning on the 4D option.
I failed at...
-
Math
I got.....
-
by an origami duck.
i fell of the omega becuase...
-
...it was too slippery.
Truth is...
-
I'm actually a woman
I don't mean to bother but....
-
I'd like to bother you.
I would totally...
-
Hit that.
Excuse me sir but there seems to be a...
-
Problem.
You w0t...
-
I did.
I am sick and tired of...
-
being sick. And Tired.
I love to...
-
Sometimes run around naked in public.
I'm sorry but your father is actually...
-
Not.
I can't believe you...
-
When it comes to these great, low prices!
How come they get all the cool stuff and we only get...
-
...things that aren't nice?
This is why we can't have...
-
Anything of value or importance
Great, now theirs a...
-
Grammar mistake.
What are you...
-
I'm your mother. Now clean your room.
Sometimes I get so mad I could just...
-
Not finish a sentence correctly.
You should...
-
Really get that checked out.
If it were down to me I would give every American...
-
The chance to not be a being of being the bee being to be the bee.
Bees...
-
Dont have a good sense of humor when you poke one.
The first thing anyone should do when they wake up is...
-
Go back to sleep.
I can't wait to...
-
get back in touch with everyone.
Where did you...
-
Pull that carrot out from. ;)
I once...
-
Snorted broccoli..
People thought I...
-
was crazy for trying to teach a llama to drive.
I proved...
-
It was possible to drink unleaded gasoline without dying.
I have a reputation for...
-
drinking leaded gasoline, because only lightweights drink the unleaded stuff.
Where's my...
-
Sense of humor
Sir would you kindly...
-
Take your foot off of my car, and fix the dents?
What is wrong with...
-
Being naked in a grocery store.
When I die. I wanna die...
-
...slowly and painfully in the Red Room.
It can be any colour...
-
Except rainbow. Seriously **censor** rainbows.
I'll never be as good as...
-
Nishjin.
I'm better than...
-
Nishjin
I'm not like the others. I don't...
-
bathe regularly.
I can't wait to eat this...
-
Crap
Sometimes I could just...
-
Rock out to Fnaf fan songs all day.
Where is my...
-
Dignity
Someday I'm gonna buy myself a...
-
cake, so that I can finally celebrate my birthday.
You seriously just...
-
Went there bro.
I bet you don't even...
-
...know what in this world I'm even talking about.
It's so obvious! It so obvious, that...
-
I have no friends. XD
Nothing starts my day like...
-
...pizza anda huge Coke.
I never mentioned...
-
Anything about a kidnaping. I don't know how they got here.
It really sucks when...
-
...you incorrectly programmed a fan.
That one moment when you realize...
-
You've wet yourself in public.
If it wasn't for me, you'd be...
-
...in serious trouble.
Birds don't just fly, ...
-
With their wings. They fly with their heart.
I can channel the spirit of...
-
...MTV.
I think I just...
-
Locked myself in my car.
I don't believe in...
-
...anything in existence.
By now we should...
-
Have already vanished from existence.
What does it mean to...
-
Ponder the existance of the matrix.
Keep talking and...
-
I'll keep ignoring everything you say.
How come I can't ever...
-
...take all the leftovers with me?
Beware, there's this...
-
Monster under my bed.
What do you mean I can't....
-
.. roll around in mustard and staple feathers to the walls?
I thought you told me I could..
-
Become an elephant
I really hate it when...
-
Wolves don't get served at the drive thru
My mistake, I thought you said you had to be this tall to...
-
Be an adult
I really like to...
-
hate things.
When do you plan on...
-
.. getting married? I want grandchildren!
How long would it take to..
-
walk backwards around the world?
i don't even know why...
-
... I went to Starbucks. I don't even like coffee.
Uum... what was...
-
.. the question again? I wasn't listening.
Hey, I have an idea! Why don't we..
-
...ignore that and start this.
with this i mean, ofcourse, ...
-
...it was in my sleeve the entire time!
It is time you ask...
-
all the right questions!
Where is the hope of...
-
... a future of true peace?
We overlooked something serious, namely...
-
Your name. It should be better than 'Bob'.
Your name is...
-
...Yogurt!
May the...
-
...Forks be with you!
Nice, huh? I got that from...
-
The vending machine.
Who even cares about...
-
...The possibility that "life" was invented by men?
Why'd I stop when...
-
I could've kept going?
Making my way downtown, walking...
-
Slow, all alone, 'til I got stabbed!
Don't you wish you're...
-
..drinking some jasmine tea?
But everything changed when...
-
The lights went out.
Just like balloons,
-
...blimps hate monkeys.
The greatest invention since sliced bread is...
-
a bread slicer.
Where's the...
-
LAMB SAUCE!!!!
I hate it when...
Sent from my SM-G925W8 using Tapatalk
-
it says "Sent from my SM-G925W8 using Tapatalk" after someone talks. XD
I love it when...
-
...I snuggle my Eevee.
I will make...
-
A man outta you...
Why are you...
Sent from my SM-G925W8 using Tapatalk
-
...so crazy Minsc?
Let us keep moving, lest...
-
We forget...
How did you...
Sent from my SM-G925W8 using Tapatalk
-
... End up in this tiny space with no door and only a tiny window barricaded with bars?
When the forces of Earth unite...
-
, I am Captain Planet!
When you're in battle,
-
... don't forget to stay alive, if possible.
I wonder what it feels like...
-
...to feel.
let me tell you about ...
-
The great War.
Did you hear about...
Sent from my SM-G925W8 using Tapatalk
-
...the revenge of the yolk?
It seems only weird if...
-
You know the nuclear launch codes...
It's awesome that you....
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
-
Have those nuclear launch codes.
I bet I can...
-
...defy gravity.
Pride is not...
-
...required.
After all this chitter chatter it's finally time for...
-
tea and a game of pai sho!
It's time you started asking...
-
...about his/her real age.
If not you'll never be able to talk about...
-
How much u love the furry fandom...
I wish that...
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
-
..I had endless wishes.
First of all..
-
Let me reintroduce myself.
Why are u all....
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
-
Laughing at me?
Only in the state of Kansas can you...
-
get arrested for spitting on the sidewalk.
Take me down to...
-
Hell.
Watch out for that...
-
..."watch out" sign.
What would "peace" mean in...
-
...minion language?
...hcum si sdrawkcab gnidaeR
-
.ezilaer tsom neht ouy rof esroW...
I need a ...
-
..a mirror.
After achieving that, i'll go for...
-
...a slice of cake.
I found a...
-
slice of cake.
There's a lie, it's a...
-
Slice of pie.
In today's lesson we'll discuss how to...
-
accept the fact that the cake is a lie.
Lies and betreyals, they recipe for
-
Cake.
How can you...
-
... realize that pie holds the truth?
If I reversed reality, I'd get...
-
Absolutely nothing.
What's wrong with you people? How can you sit there while...
-
...the show is way over there?
Can't believe you...
-
...believe in sentient invisible pasta!
I picked that phrase up from...
-
Wal-Mart.
I learned this trick from...
-
An old guy I met behind a barn... Want to see it?
Where's the...
-
bubblegum flavored popcorn coming from?
Did you seriously...
-
...take that there to see that here?
What's the point if...
-
...nobody even cares what we're posting here?
But then again,...
-
...the randomness is addictive.
I can't live without...
-
Dank memes.
What are...
-
... those cookies doing here?
:33 >Like really, wouldn't it be...
-
crazy if Princess Peach WANTED to go with Bowser, but Mario keeps kidnapping HER?!
These theories are...
-
..only logical.
Now what wouldn't be as logical is when...
-
dank memes weren't accepted as a second language to learn in school.
Why wouldn't...
-
the Canadians take over the world with love and friendship?
Why is....
-
...it so hard?
It's only theoretically but I think..
-
the mention of vanilla summons Firefly.
Where can I...
-
..get that vanilla?
It's not for me, it's for..
-
me, I was just kidding.
Where is that wolf...
-
..cub?
I swear I ...
-
Didn't do it!
But of course...
-
i did...mwahahaha
So next is me going to...
-
...the cinema!
I went there yesterday to see...
-
...the movie "Closed for the winter"
Oh look, the thread...
-
...Finally lived up... a bit...
Why did that take so long,...
-
...For you to revive!
I may have to...
-
...help a bit here.
Now, wouldn't it be a great idea if...
-
I infect this thread with Cryptolocker
Hey, I should really
-
...NOT do so.
Isn't there any better idea you have, like...
-
...stuffing the turkey in your ass?
How you go and...
-
...die is up to you
What's this...
-
...madness, now?
I like trains. And...
-
....turtles
I saw their faces through........
-
...My 4x rifle scope.
One shot...
-
... And I was down for the count.
Did you know that...
-
12+20=5
What is...
-
... That in my closet
Does anyone speak...
-
Gibberish
Well at least
-
...I'm not going to explode.
Would you please move....
-
...That chair
I would like to...
-
... Bring my donkey to the fíesta
Is it just me or...
-
... ...No, it's just me.
I can imagine...
-
... Having an imagination.
Today I played...
-
...with a pokémon.
Tomorrow I'll play with...
-
... a medabot!
And your next playing partner will be...
-
....me
Enter the mind of a....
-
...pet rock.
I swear, this is the last time I...
-
...make an Undertale reference
(Yes I found out)
So. You can't just fool me with...
-
That smirk;-)
Apparently I'm. ........
-
Hitler reincarnated
Well this is...
-
... something... I suppose... I think... Maybe?
Fear me, ...
-
.....for I am the pawn of God.
So many........
-
Crazy lunatics
Oh no, my...
-
... cinnamon roll is burnt!
Bacon, Bacon,.....
-
Give me the bacon!!!
Wait, is this...
-
.. tofu-bacon? (btw, yes, it is!)
If found, please ...
-
Dispose of the hazardous waste.
Well that was...
-
... not what I had a taste for.
when in doubt..
-
blow everything up.
Ahh, explosions, ...
-
...explosions, so many explosions, pig explosions, explosions...
Finish this sentence...
-
... if you can.
Mary was a little Lamb....
(BTW, what is a pig explosion? sounds awful... lol)
-
... years ago, now she is too old to be a lamb.
Stop all this sheep joking...
-
.. please?
I love watching the sunrise because...
-
...it can have a stunning beauty.
Sunsets are lovely too,...
-
...especially with close friends.
Coffee, Coffee, ...
-
...HIGHLY CAFFEINATED :o
And that's why...
-
...You don't run down the stairs while carrying scissors.
Who would've guessed...
-
...That you can, however, run down the stairs with a giant pan of hot soup.
I wouldn't recommend...
-
.. the tomato Bisque....
That's a fine...
-
...explanation and all, but it still doesn't explain why the answer is 37 only when the extraterrestrial is wearing a purple hat.
In other news...
-
... A Florida man was found chasing a rabbit though some trees screaming "here comes Peter Cottentail"
It's never the wrong time for the right....
-
...yet it's always a right time for the wrong.
I'm feeling...
-
(oh, Mary Love... you are so mean... leaving that set-up after asking me to stop making sheep jokes...... ARGH!)
.. all warm and squishy.
If at first you don't succeed...
-
...pay someone else to do it!
Knock three times on the ceiling if...
-
..are being held hostage...
Interesting that life handed me...
-
..Cheese curds
There is a time for all....
-
... munchkins to follow the yellow brick road.
That which was broken...
-
Can fulfill another purpose.
Do my eyes decive me, is that......
-
... a shirtless Santa Claus riding a pogo stick while juggling ten flaming chainsaws???
Not all those...
-
...weird things are useful.
What would the king want...
-
That whould make the nation rejoice.
Mutilation is the key to.......
-
... making mashed potatoes.
Ever heard a Wolf Whistle...
-
Dixie?
Gee, tonight was...
-
full of sweet rough love with a spatula.
The box walked up to the fox in socks and...
-
...said: "Man, that rocks!"
It's not the strong one that wins...
-
Its the weak ones that you need to look out for.
Metal to you is.....
-
...just a piece of metal.
Do not consider an enemy's strength,...
-
...just the amount of ammo in your possession
If at first you don't succeed...
-
Try until useless.
So you.....
-
... want to be a furry?
poached eggs are so ...
-
... Out of fashion.
I tried to set the world record of...
-
The longest blast beat.
It's currently. ....
-
...Hard to come with a definitive answer, but be patient.
How come...
-
Everyones scared of me?
Hey! what's wrong with...
-
... The ferris wheel? It's spinning, isn't it?
I'm so glad that...
-
...this topic is so dam random!
I gotta build...
-
...A wall around me to keep those damn farmers away from my wool.
It just sucks that...
-
...My vacuum cleaner doesn't want to!
Insert troll face here, and...
-
I'll see you in the morning.
Gota go...
-
...catch 'em all. Watch out for traffic.
I'll be...
-
...right over here, quitely staring into the void, until dinner is ready.
Sometimes, I really wish...
-
...my wishes came true.
What you need to avoid at all times is...
-
...the next fur to post.
HOW THE HECK DID THAT...
-
GET IN THERE!?!?!
Extratone is usually played at.......
-
...the place it's being played, duh!
Why would you ever...
-
need to cook a towel?!
Hey, what are you doing in my. . . .
-
...refridgerator?
Burn all the ouhjia(or something like that) boards! It'll...
-
kiss you a bit too lewdly.
YOu're all a bit ... . . . . .
-
... queer.
What a bizarre....
-
...internet we have, don't we?
The key to world peace:...
-
(dotdotdot) realizing that religion should be embraced scientifically. We know what happens when we die (scientifically).
Since when did the majority of people...
-
... had that point of view
Are you, uh, a real villain . . . .
-
... or just naughty?
Don't you deny it...
-
You gotta fry... it. Wait, was that my line?
I'm looking forward to...
-
christmas again, because you can never have enough Christmas.
No susan! Don't touch that! That's the...
-
self -destruct switch!
Hey that isn't . . . .
-
... a self-destruct switch... IT'S A BUTTON! XD
I know,...
-
someone who can turn it into one, wait there.
You can't be . . . .
-
a penguin if you're a cookie. Cookies are here to be eaten.
I didn't...
-
know that I was sleeping! XP
Hey that wasn't . . . .
-
...quite logical actually.
Oh no, before I realised it...
-
. . . . the experiment went wrong and I turned into a pineapple!
That is not acceptable, you shouldn't . . .
-
... Pee on a toaster while furiously laughing at a whale drinking milk.
I'm completely sure that...
-
. . , show up here and where are my cookiez?!
Hi! Wanna . . . .
-
...touch this totally not dead salmon?
Where are your. . .
-
. . . . going to go? I'll stick around here
I really love . . . . .
-
... this bacon pizza! want me to share some with you
I'm not going....
-
leave yew, I am here
But you said . . . .
-
... you wouldn't tickle me anymore
I can't believe....
-
...I'm actually believing it! X3
Sure, go on, continue...
-
...telling me about how much you enjoy the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test! XD
Explosive memes are the best way. . .
-
to destroy the universe :D
May I have some . . . .
-
... petting on the back of my ears
Suddenly it started....
-
to rain cookies!! :D
Please do not . . . . .
-
... leave me alone :(
Have to hurry....
-
...to the furcon; my people need me!
Why is it that every time I close my eyes, I. . .
-
... always get tickled or hugged
Don't bed mad, I didn't ....
-
. . . Know you were allergic to hugs. :'(
Hi, my name is. . .
-
... Jyotis, and I'm the friendliest snow leopard you will meet
*sniffs* that smells so good, what .....
-
. . . are you making in your easy bake oven X3
Do you know where I find the . . . .
-
... road that leads to the yellow brick road X3 X3
What did you do to....
-
...get thrown into prison? :S
Uhh... why is the dog wearing. . .
-
. . . . a dress decorated in fish o.O
Quick look out for that . . . . .
-
...one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater! XP
Don't mind the butler; he's just. . .
-
...cleaning up the bodies.
How are you going to...
-
...explain those bloodstained curtains??! :o
Grr... I really hate it when. . .
-
... I have to explain my evil plots to simpleton heroes.
We are number one but...
-
...smell like number two. XD
Eat, drink, and be . . .
-
... be happy, is all I needs to survive
Hey! why did you....
-
. . . throw away all the strawberries! :'(
You know, I don't think . . .
-
...that's how you're supposed to use scalpel. x_x
All my friends are . . .
-
...heathens take it slow! wait for them to ask you who you know! :3
i want a...
-
cookie or else!! >:3
I wish I could . . .
-
...heathens take it slow! wait for them to ask you who you know! :3
(YEEEESSSS!!)
...listen to that song right now! XD
Welcome, one and all, to . . .
-
. . . to my cardboard box fort! :)
I would never . . .
-
let you down
Welcome to the jungle, we ...
-
... heave fun and games XD
Awww, not again....
-
with these awesome song lyrics
If you don't have any money,
-
.... please wait outside
I just burnt my...
-
...Cheerios. :/
Whatever you do, don't press the button that . . .
-
... looks like a hammer XD
did you really just...
-
. . . eat all the strawberries! >:(
I don't think we are . . .
-
...able to eat all of them.
who dares...
-
...disturb the great and powerful wizard of Oz?! @.@
*loud sigh* Who put all these memes . . .
-
...in my memes so I have to meme while I meme?
Where's my...
-
... meatballz, I know I cooked lots of them, but now I only found 1 left
I'm late, I have to....
-
. . . . pick up my cake!
I know but . . . . .
-
... you promised me fun, been waiting for it
Its going to.....
-
. . . be crazy day!
Do you want to . . .
-
...poke a random furry's tail? ^_^
Lethal force has. . .
-
. . . been used in the cookie raid. D:
Oh no, I can not even . . .
-
bake cookies cause im to short for the oven!!
i gotta go...
-
fast
Billy, bob and kevin were walking down the street ...
-
To pick up Jain,Jeanette, and Jennifer.
Why do people hate me you ask? Well it's because.............
-
. . . I am their worst fears incarnate. :|
If you order right now, we'll throw in . . .
-
... an extra supply of ziplock bags XD XD
I don't want to ....
-
. . . go through this alone.... :'(
Could you please . . .
-
. . . empty out your cookie jar onto the floor! XP
Hey, that is my . . . .
-
. . . tail you're standing on! :(
See this face? This is the face of a . . .
-
. . . of someone who just got robbed of strawberries! >:(
Hai there!! Lets go and . . . . .
-
.... get good seats beore they is gone
You are not convincing .....
-
. . . be to give you free cookies. >:3
Oh no no no!! They are going to . . .
-
.... get hit by that car, watch out! :(
I just lost my favorite....
-
. . .yarn ball, it was my only one. :(
Please stop, your going to make me . . . .
-
. . . have to ask you to stop again. XP
Today was nice, but . . .
-
...I could really have done without that annoying pestering fairy that kept telling me to hey listen every five minutes.
He also accepted me, as I am...
-
... fluffy warm and very caring
Officer, I swear, I.....
-
. . . am also an officer! @.@
I wanted to sleep tonight, but . . .
-
.... the tuna in the fridge kept calling on me to eat it
I can't believe it, I'm finally....
-
. . . black.
Back! Back, ye . . .
-
... bugs, no get closer, I'm armed and dangerous
Not this again, why.....
-
. . . are there donut holes glued to the donuts?!? o.O
The reason I jumped out the window was because . . .
-
. . . I dropped my scarf.
WHY WOULD YOU . . . . .
-
. . . PUT VEGEMITE ON YOUR APPLE SLICES?!? o.O
Surely, you won't forget how to . . .
-
. . . open to food cabinet >:3 I want in when I get back!
Shhhhh, They didn't . . .
-
... see you come in
Heyz, why did you...
-
. . . steal my cookie! >:(
Do you like . . . . . .
-
...to like?
What could we do...
-
. . . with this new super weapon >:3
I do not wish to . . .
-
go away, there are to many sweets here!
yesterday i...
-
. . . Had to sell my pants. :(
You're a smart guy. What do you think happens when . . .
-
... I eat a bunch of rocks? XP
But I don't wanna . . .
-
... go to the lake, what if a fish nibbles my tail again XD
Quit it already, your....
-
. . . already taking all my desserts :'(
I will never understand why . . .
-
... you keep playing my left ear and not the right
what did I do....
-
... to that boat I had, I thought I left it right here :?
Meanie! Can you stop . . .
-
... teasing the younger furs, act your age XD
oh no, forgots that I....
-
. . . was afraid of fish! Get me out of here! D:
Grrr!! If you steals meh dessert I will . . .
-
... tickle you for the remainder of the day
I was expecting it to be....
-
. . . a bad day but you all make it good! :3
No you can not have . . .
-
those cookiez! there for the guests!!
please stop...
-
.... nibbling my fluffly tail *giggles* it tickles XD XD
are those....
-
. . . my earz!! eeep why did you take them off me and how?! D: XD
Hey, don't you dare touch . . . . .
-
... my paw pads, if you you will have to eat more veggies and no dessert
What did you put in....
-
in dis drwink? its making my tongue numb....
have you ever...
-
... tried to lick a spider? I'm not trying it
what was in the drink its....
-
. . . very nasty! >:(
I just wanted to let you know . . .
-
i took your cookiez from your cookie jar...
i feel like...
-
. . . having tea! (Common British phrase #1)
What's inside. . .
-
.... the mystery box! I can't wait to open it.
Did you just said .....
-
. . . . dat I is tiny! >:(
I wanna go to the . . . . .
-
... moviez!! they is passingone I wuvs! pwease! pwease!! *keeps insisting*
>:( did you just ate my....
-
. . . best friend! D:
Not until you . . .
-
... finish your broccoli can you have dessert
*sighs* looks like it will be....
-
. . . a night without dessert :(
Hey, you said I could . . .
-
... get an extra side if I was extra nice to all, and I was, can I have it
I did something very good today, it....
-
. . . made my friends happy ^_^
Hey I'll trade you . . . .
-
... this red fruit I found for your red dessert
(without knowing that it's actually a tomato)
Are you sure it was ready, it looks....
-
kinda nasty :S
All I wanted was a hug, you didn't have to . . .
-
... pull my tail too hard, even if it was by accident
*sniffs* :'(
Can we go see....
-
. . . all the fun furs? :D
I don't know what that means but . . .
-
...just shut up and take my money!
There are only two important things in this world...
-
...me, and me
Excuse the goof, but...
-
...Mickey and Donald were unavailable.
If I was a vampire, my coffin would be...
-
would complete chromed out, will have internet, powersockets, a minibar and ofcourse leather based interior
Look, I'm not saying I want to be the boss but...
-
...I can't stop people taking my orders!
It's not that my accent is strong, it's...
-
that your language is so weak.
Everything was going great untill you and Merkel...
-
... decided to change the radio, couldn't agree
Noo! why did you do that, it.....
-
... was a really mean thing to do!! >:(
Hai!! What's your . . . .
-
... your name, you looks like your ready for fun
Don't forget to take your....
-
...helmet off before you enter the bank.
If I could pluck a star from the sky I would...
-
pick the sun.
Jupiter and Pluto, the absolute sign of...
-
...Disney's influence.
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold...
-
. . . And she's buying the stairway to heaven ^_^
Hey I saw that!! Now I am going to . . .
-
... I'm going to nibble it too XP
That is so awesome, I can't believe....
-
. that you grew all of those berries in a day! :D
I'm going to go and . . .
-
... and bake a fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies
Why do you get all....
-
. . . the tacos, I helped make them to! :(
I don't who you are, I don't know what you want but I'm . . .
-
... Vee, hopes you like fun, and we will get along
Strawberries or Cookies, tough choice, what....
-
. . . do you say, I have both :P
Hey lets go to the . . .
-
... aquarium, I hear the new otter pups are on display
So tastey, I love nomming....
-
...peoples hands when they try to pem me!
i accidently broke...
-
. . . the window, I sowwey :(
Hey, I bet I can . . .
-
... I can walk around in circles without getting dizzy
That bow doesn't....
-
shoot arrows, its for decoration!! XP
im gonna go outside and,,,
-
.... and check the mail, maybe my package arrived today
awesome, your name matches...
-
your personality. :3
I would have never guessed that . . .
-
.... you also spoke Catalan
Have you seen the new....
-
. . . buildings, pretty fancy ^_^
I think that is . . .
-
... the new drink you order, how does it taste
not again, did you have to use.....
-
. . . all the money, to buy desserts? :?
Of course, I wouldn't have if . . .
-
... I didn't save
soo good, you are good at....
-
catching fish, just keep them away from me! XD
why dont i go...
-
. . . inside there, I saw someone carry a big cake inside :P
Lets jump and . . .
-
...end up in space!
Looks like a fun thing to do,...
-
.... now lets get on the roller coaster
how much did you add...
-
.... to the soup, your going to makes it taste bad.
It makes me sad, when you . . . .
-
.... you sleeps earlier than me, and I is alone for a while
I wish they would stop....
-
. . . being means to my friends! >:(
Hey, I forgives yew now gets go . . .
-
.... to the bakery and buy some sweets, what ya say?
are really ordering that...
-
. . . that wooden eevee, I am rightz here :S XD
That hurtz, don't . . . .
-
... don't poke the scratch on my paw, I know you is trying to make it better, but it stings
What is that in front....
-
of your ears , is that a fly? XP
I'm wanna . . .
-
...get a not-correct sentence.
I'll show you how to...
-
fly if you do my school for me! XD
do you hear that? it...
-
... seems to be complete silence.
Awkward, huh? That...
-
doesn't compute with me! ¦3
i really, really like...
-
... butternut squashes
Look! On the horizon! I can see...
-
. . . a giant laser shooting chicken o.O XP
What have the perfect . . .
-
... ingredients in the pizza, all we needz is the dippinz sauce
Did you really order....
-
. . . all the pizzas they had?! :o
I know were you can find . . .
-
... shiny stones, I won't reveal their location, pwomised not tew
What kind of cheese is....
-
. . . this smelly? :?
Run with me and we will . . .
-
.... and we will never go hungry again... for desserts ^_^
Potato and olive oil, hey let's.....
-
. . . some good food :P
I don't mean to be rude but . . .
-
.... quit searching my tail for desserts >:3
I iz late, I haz to....
-
. . . to meet all the fun furs at the park!
Oh noes, I forgot to . . .
-
... to turn off the oven after the cake was baked
Great, just great, I....
-
. . . get that Vee thing my dessert stash >:( XD
Hey I know a pretty fun . . . .
-
.... game we can all play and have fun
awww, I hopes you....
-
. . . had a good day. ^_^
Hey stops, ya scaring me when you . . .
-
.... you lean over the edge too much, it's very high fall
did you remember that today...
-
. . . is Jyo day? Have to wear your Snoleo hat! XD
I wonder if . . .
-
... I wearz a Flarey hat if all will confuse me with Firox
You looks very nice with....
-
... a fool around!
Who do they think...
-
. . . I'm crazy? XP
What do you think about . . .
-
.... the new game that just came out, its fun isn't it?
I don't really feel like....
-
. . . going swimming today.
Don't tell anyone, but I'm . . . .
-
... not really sharing the cookies, it's just a trap
heyz, did you forget again to....
-
...forget me? XD
Shouldn't you just...
-
. . . just give up? I already won >:3
I wish you knew that . . .
-
... I don't know how to cook
awww, sorry, didn't mean to...
-
. . . let a fishy bite your tail. :3
I think it is not . . .
-
>:3 Vee! X3 XD XD
.... to bad cleaning the paw, it's just the tickling is too much
Come here, let me help...
-
. . . remove that biting fish! XP
I really need a hug after . . .
-
X3
... hearing that sad news about your friend, is there something I can do to help
Owies, my head still spinning after....
-
. . . going on that roller coaster @.@
Hey, I know a way . . .
-
... to sneak inside, want to try it?
Nice try, but you can't....
-
. . . out run by pounce. :3
I'm hungry but . . .
-
... not thristy.
Where is it? I'm sure I...
-
. . . will someday find it in the mean time, just use tape!
I really have a bad . . .
-
.... tummy ache, had too much warm milk
you forgotz to close the....
-
. . . bread, now its all moldy @.@
That sounds like a . . . .
-
.... master plan, now time start it
MM&s and Snickers, must.....
-
. . . be eaten!! XP
I'm wanna go but I am kinda . . .
-
... a slow walker, so don't expect me early or to run
what's ya doing back....
-
. . . here, I thought you were going to store :?
Oh no, I am sacred of . . .
-
.... of the crab crawling by the sand, I'm heading out of the beach
Pardon me, do you have....
-
. . . one million strawberries? :)
Hey, you shouldn't ever . . .
-
.... go fishing without protection, sea creatures are very clever X3
(eeepz, typing makes me guard mah fluffy tail a lot)
heyz, aren't you supposed....
-
. . . not be petting mah tuft :3 * giggles and tilts head *
Hey, if you don't
-
.... mix it right, the dough will be sticky and crumbly
hey, can you bring me....
-
. . . . to those desserts just over there? :D
It's been a long time . . . .
-
.... so its nice to see you again
Did you take my....
-
. . . cookie, I want it back :(
Hey don't be . . .
-
... mean to the cub, all it wants to do is play
awwww, did they really run out....
-
. . . ice cream, but this is a ice cream store :(
eeee!! Please dont . . .
-
.... scare me with that live lobster, look at the big claws, they pinch hard and hurt
*holds tail far away from it* X3
Today, hows about some...
-
. . . some tea, I could use a cup. :)
I will go get you a . . . .
-
...something.
Don't press that button! It'll...
-
.... cause the building to implode
How much garlic did you.....
-
. . . need, not likes we is fighting vampires
Quickly we must . . .
-
.... get away from the beach, there are meanie crabs coming out
Not now, I .....
-
. . am cleaning the mess you made! X3
Gee I'm sorry, I didn't . . .
-
.... mean to drop the cheesecake before getting to the table, but you did left the mess I stepped on XP
that looks tastey, better hide....
-
. . . . it before, you know who comes :3
I don't mind it, but don't ya think . . .
-
.... eating too many strawberries
Wonder if I pulled this....
-
...rip-cord too late.
Wow! That's the biggest hamburger...
-
. . . in the world. . . . but they still somehow forgot the patty! XP
I don't know about that, I mean it . . .
-
.... I didn't seez it
I was about to nomz....
-
. . . thatz, now I iz going to take your dessert! >:3 X3
That is really scary when ya . . . .
-
... when you lean over the side at that high height, :'( I think you might fallz down
Your supposed to mix it with....
-
. . . strawberry syrup! Not strawberry jelly! X3
I will hug you because I . . . .
-
.... is feeling very cold, your fur looks very warm
are you sure we are not lost, you skipped....
-
. . . over the map back there
Yes I do . . . .
-
wear pie on my head. Don't tell me you DON'T?
Actually, I can...
-
. . . dance while sitting, just you watch! >:3
I know the truth! Everything is . . .
-
... made of strawberries, even the meat
awww, are you going to share....
-
...that cake?
Wait, I forgot to...
-
. . . turn off the nuclear reactor :o
Hey , a wise fur once said . . .
-
.... be gentle with the furs
hey! did you just spray me with....
-
. . . air freshener, that's pretty rude! >:(
Hey I baked you a . . . . :D
-
.... a cake, i hopes you like it
I just caught....
-
. . . a running cooking! >:3 :3
I'm so full that . . . .
-
... if I try to nibble tummy will burst
Heyz, I was......
-
... to tickle you for fun! get ready for it
Why did you leave me....
-
. . . all alone one the cold floor :'( there was plenty of room of couch.
I will trade you a . . .
-
... this berry for a nap on your cozy fur, how about it?
This is the last time....
-
. . . I do the foxy pounce for ya XP
Hey don't you know that I . . .
-
.... can't learn that move, I is not a fairy you know
What did you add to the mix, it didn't....
-
. . . even cook right! :S
Grr, I can't believe you . . .
-
.... did that, ya know I don't like too much garlic
Nuu, I'm not giving up my...
-
. . . fun, I like having it. :)
Woah, what do you mean that . . .
-
.... I don't get be a dragon yet! ya is making me sad
eeee, no, not that, I'll do anything to avoid....
-
. . . getting nommed on the ears! X3
Watch this everyone I'm going to . . .
-
...take a swim in the piranha pond dressed up like a piece of beef!
All I'm gonna do today is...
-
... run around having fun
I didn't take the....
-
... High road, afraid of getting run over!
I've got a penny, you've got a dime...
-
.... so anyfur around got a quarter
Not again, not the time....
-
. . . I needed it, I forgot it today
Can I have a little . . .
-
.... a little snack please, I promise not to make a mess this time
Heyz, you forgot to buy...
-
. . . . the cake mix, how can I make you the cake now XP
I will hug you because you make me . . .
-
... so cozy and warm, and have lots of fun
Aww, that is just too adorable....
-
. . . . its a basket of kittens. :3
Quick look out . . .
-
... here comes my paw, going towards your nose X3
Are those my favorite...
-
. . . . desserts? I suppose I can tell you now. XP
Hey, do you remember that . . .
-
... you promised me to take me to the museum, I'm ready for it
Not that again, not going....
-
. . . . to get my dessert, taken. X3
Go you know were . . .
-
... we going this time? last time you made a wrong turn
Too much, too much, that's too much....
-
. . . . frosting!! Slow down! XD
Sometimes I wish . . .
-
.... I could fly like a dragon
Heyz, cut that...
-
. . . . tapping out, I'm trying to enjoy a meal XP
I won't ever . . . .
-
...never ever ever never say never!
Imagine these vegetables as...
-
.... furs, would be strange
Yawns, not sleepy just....
-
...tired.
That moment you realise...
-
. . . you never left you bed O___O
Hey don't worry its just a . . .
-
.... small cut, it will heal quickly
are you sure recipe calls for...
-
. . . a whole wagon of strawberries :o XP
Wake me up . . .
-
.... it's passed my wake up time
Whats with the strange....
-
. . . hat, going to a party? :?
Hey, I was just . . .
-
... to get some strawberries for dessert, be back soon
It's my turn....
-
. . . to jump on. I wanna go really fast!
Lets just . . .
-
.... get to the pizza party
So happy to...
-
. . . be here with ya :3
Can I please . . .
-
... have some time to get ready
You promised to share, where is...
-
. . . ice cream and brownies?
I almost . . .
-
.... got it, just a few more inches and I got it
you forgot to close the bottle, and now....
-
. . . it spilled out all over the floor! You has to be me new bottle now!
I'm really sorry, I just want to . . .
-
.... get the work over with, we can have fun in an hour if you don't mind
you got stained with food, how about...
-
...taking a shower with your clothes on?
It's all wrong! By definition...
-
. . . you shouldn't be alive!
I don't know about you but . . .
-
... I'm going to the movies
:o The water is boiling, it's time....
-
. . . too take it off. Your going to mess the food up :o
I didnt know you can . . .
-
.... mix sweet and spicy together and still make it taste good
Is it time already....
-
. . . . to start making the food, I over slept! :o
I really like to . . . .
-
... go on the road trip with you
Ehm, you nissed the....
-
. . . the cake! You better take another dive :3
I dont think I should go and see
-
... the movie, I heard bad reviews of it
not today please, I has....
-
. . . a headachez
I'm trying to go to . . .
-
.... bakery, but my driver got lost, can you tell us how to get there?
not that movie again, can we....
-
. . . just take it easy this time
No, I really like to . . .
-
.... the mountains, not the beach
that's too spicy, how much....
-
. . . pepper did you use, my maw stings now
Can you please give you . . .
-
a big round of applause
Are you sure you didn't....
-
Tap my tail while I was trying to rest? :3
I don't understand how to . . .
-
(I do that a lot, very fun for me and very cozy fur) :3
.... properly make the crepes, mine keep breaking
how long does the....
-
. . . it take to become to espeon? XP
But I don't want to . . .
-
.... go to school, i wanna lay in bed
Its too early, wake....
-
. . . give me another four fours ^_^
Noo, we have to go and
-
... and get some tickets before they sell out
that looks like fun, can I....
-
join in to?! :D
I really want to give you a . . .
-
.... a fresh baked cookie, whats the magic word
:3
(you know I will never guess right)
Your making a mess...
-
. . . with the flour!! XD
I need to get more . . .
-
.... butter for the recipe, I ran out
Pizza again? can't we go....
-
. . . just go out tonight.
I was thinking . . .
-
...can i borrow your coloring journal
I was worried that you..
-
. . . fainted front too much milkz! XP
I hope you had a . . .
-
... a good work week, now you deserves a fun weekend :3
Did you really get it? I knew you....
-
would, thank you alot for it! :D
I knew it!! You . . .
-
.... like all my cooking
Too hot, it's too hot, you....
-
.. . should really should wait before you serve!
I don't understand , , ,
-
...., how could it be hard to read and follow a recipe
you used the wrong spice, now it will....
-
. . . explode in the oven!!! X3
I like to lie down and . . .
-
.... count the clouds in the sky XD
Hey, come back here, it's....
-
. . . national hug day!!
I think that you should . .
-
.... quit eating too much, and play with the food instead XD
Are you sure they look....
-
. . . that good in real life? :?
I just painted . . . .
-
.... the walls in the house, carefulz please, it took me long time
Watch out for the....
Post Merge: February 20, 2017, 03:52:43 AM
.... the walls in the house, carefulz please, it took me long time
Watch out for the....
-
. . . . foxy! Its going to catch ya! X3
I just had a dream that . . .
-
.... I grew wings and was flying around
aww, you sound cute when....
-
. . . roar and jump. :)
I don't think that . . .
-
... the whole world is ending.
When I rule the world...
-
.... I would definitly end it when I get board ^_^
They would never approve of . . .
-
...the potato you left behind on the chair.
Now here's an interesting...
-
. . . robot, wonder what features it have
I do say fine sir, . . .
-
...but call me a lady.
Fret not human! I...
-
... the great, wait whats my line?
I can never . . .
-
...have too many apples.
But there's one thing I haven't yet told you:...
-
...., so far I won't either
Aren't you supposed to be...
-
. . . in that big race?
I didn't really feel . . .
-
.... like cooking today, I'll just order a pizza
How come every time...
-
. . . you lie down the air gets so warm. X3
I just got the . . .
-
... the greatest news ever
Oh no, what have I....
-
. . . done, they are coming to get us now D:
I really don't like . . .
-
.... blue cheese, can I get another different cheese please
-
I think they forgot the . . .
-
:$ (sowwy, I did forget) XD
.... the fortune cookie in the order, no big deal
Oh great, I forgot...
-
( no worries )
. . . to go out a buy for food, looks like will have to get delivery.
Hey ,I didn't . . .
-
... say it was time for movies, I said it was time to sleep, now lights out
XD
How many times do I have to tell you....
-
. . . check the stove before going out!
I just found . .
-
... my lucky ball, time to have fun with it XD
How come every time....
-
. . . you play instead of eat!! XP
I do so because . . .
-
... it's my choice
I'm getting slowly tired...
-
. . . , can I have something warm to drink?
How long do I . . .
-
.... have to wait for this app to install
Heyz, you squeezed too much...
-
. . . frosting onto the cake! :3
I don't agree with . . .
-
.... your choices, but I'll accept it, I nuu is mean
can you help me learn....
-
how to play that song? :D
Hey. you made me loose my . . .
-
... turn, you took to long deciding
I never heardz of it, what does....
-
. . that even mean?! X3
I really really want to . . .
-
... to go to the new restaurant that opened, I hear the cheesecake is amazing
Your late again, hurry up lets go....
-
. . . that store already before they close!
I think we might . . .
-
.... have added a little too much water, it still very liquidity, did you read the ingredients right
its so good, how did you....
-
. . . make it, and can I have more please?
What time is it . . .
-
...., we needs to get to the store
awww, out of battery, didn't you...
-
. . . pack anymore?!
I would love to but . . .
-
... the fur responsible forgot to order the coffee
Too much onion, how much....
-
. . . did you put?! I will show you how much next time.
What did you say . . .
-
.... to me? I hope it was nice, I has feelingz tew
Are you watching.....
-
...anime?
Beware of the...
-
. . . giant boulder, its rather quick!
I like to explore the . ..
-
... the forest, so relaxing and breathtaking
T_T are you going the....
-
time hasn't come to yet, we still has a job to do!
but I you didn't really think . . ..
-
... Dude, learn grammar.
Well, some things...
-
( It was really late for me, mistakes happen ^_^ )
... just happen
Is that the new . . .
-
...No-Thing?
Don't worry, sometimes...
-
.... it just doesn't go your way
It will be fine....
-
. . . I will get you out of their ^_^
I didn't know you could . . .
-
.... make tortellini, can you make me some please?
Awww, it's already time for....
-
. . . you to nap, I wasn't done .
I would like you to . . . .
-
...give me a shoulder ride.
My favourite breakfast is...
-
. . . any thing that taste good! :P
This is your final . . .
-
... final warning!
When life gives you melons,...
-
. . . take a seat and think.
What time is it? Its . . .
-
.... time to run and catch the bus
Are you still using....
-
. . . that blanket?
I just found you a nice . . .
-
.... birthday gift, but I won't tell you what it is
What did you get me?, come on.....
-
, I didn't want this one!
Hey you can go into a . . .
-
.... pool if you donate something, it will be fun and you will be helping tew
eee, don't run with ....
-
. . . with that fork!
Hey I only said that . . .
-
... you could take one cookie not all of them
How long until they...
-
make my food, Im hunry.
If only I could . . .
-
.... convince you that I will share dessert
Are you that fur.....
-
. . . who runs all around?
Do you know the . . .
-
.... the secret ingredient for the soup
When will it be my....
-
. . turn to taste the soup.
I only made . . .
-
.... it to level 2 in the game, too frustrating at times
not that show again, can you....
-
. . . move that painting?
I just ordered a new . . .
-
.... paint brush, try to keep it cleaned this time, had to throw the others away
I didn't take the....
-
. . . cookie jar!
If only . . .
-
... I could cook fancy complicated meals
Awww, I can't do that, it's still.....
-
nice to look at.
What about those . . .
-
... arts, too amazing too look at, they has talentz
Can you show me how....
-
. . . . jump over than rock?
I wish that I could . . .
-
.... speak Japanese, sounds cute
Heyz, thats my....
-
. . . cookie! Let go please.
I only was going to. . .
-
... take a quick nibble from the top
No need to get mad when...
-
. . . there is cake around!
I only asked for a . . .
-
... million dollars.
Can I have...
-
.... a taste of the meat your making, smells good
What is that, it looks....
-
... like a cookie.
The koalas are...
-
.... are taking my spot
No need to be mad, I only....
-
. . . chuff when I want to X3
Hey did you hear about . . . . .
-
... the skink with the warm blanket
I didn't know that....
-
. . . there is any cake left.
Can I have five . . .
-
.... layer burrito and a large soda to go
how many ingredients are....
-
. . . left, I need to make the food?
The only time I can . . .
-
.... get up late is on the weekends
How many times do i need....
-
to say we need more cheese!
I only wanted to
-
.... to play, i didn't mean to gurt your feelings
Too much, too much, no need....
-
for all that cheese on one pizza!!
If you onl[size=78%]y [/size][/size]knew[size=78%][/size][size=78%] . . .[/size]
-
.... that I don't like anchovies on pizza
do I really have to eat....
-
this stuff, doesn't look good.
Please take this . . . .
-
..... it will help you on your way
I didn't meant it....
-
when I said I was going to get you
Nuu, you have to wait until . . .
-
.... midnight until you open your present
What did i do to....
-
. . . deserve tickling! X3
Why won't ya . . .
-
.... ya let me play late night, nuu sleepy yet
Everytime i ask for....
-
. . . food, ya always eat before me :3
Its only one . . .
-
... small scratch, you will be fine, no worry
oh no, will have to...
-
restart with cooking!
How only watch . ..
-
... ehhh...
I can't make a good sentence...
-
( oops, was tired and typed quick without checking )
. . . because not everyone is perfect, you know . . .
I really was . . .
-
...not paying attention.
Hello? Are you even...
-
. . . listening to facts.
I always wanted to . . . .
-
...eat a chocolate-less chocolate-chip cookie!
I'm just messing with...
-
. . . this here, electric fence :P
I had once . . .
-
... taken the globe from the stand.
No matter what you do, NEVER...
-
. . read this sentence!!
I thought about it and . .
-
...I think I thought I should think some more.
I like all that is...
-
. .. orange . ..
The best time to . . .
-
.... to sleep is when it's all cold and dark
I don't have....
-
. . . any time to rest. X3
What would like one .. .
-
...penny?
But now, all that remains is...
-
. . the bodies, what should we do with them?
I think maybe we should put the ..
-
...cake in the oven at 1.5 pi radians.
Well, that was bad. Perhaps...
-
. . . we should forget that ever happened
It's never over until . . . .
-
... it's uhh... over.
How anticlimactic was that? Because...
-
. . . I really didn't feel like doing that scene.
How about you . . .
-
... pass me the cookies.
Glad to see you're...
-
. still alive :P
What's the difference between me and . . .
-
... everyone else?
Riddle me this...
-
.... from inside a volcano
That's not the card I...
-
got from you!!
I only needed
-
... you to be here for me.
This is going to be...
-
a long night, get me my blanket!
Woah, what do you know, it really does . .
-
... work without any significant side-effects!
So, later, can we go to the...
-
market? I ran all out of strawberries!
It's only . . .
-
... nine o'clock, there's enough time for me to finish working on my computer.
Wait, why did you...
-
. . . punch me in the face!
Hey look at my new . .. .
-
... collar, I think it brings out the colour in my eyes!
Wait, all this is just for...
-
. . . a bloody cupcake?! We could have died!
I am a real . . .
-
... nice guy, but some people don't understand me.
Why are we going to...
-
. . . attack the city?
What is one to do without . . .
-
... even an ounce of imagination?
What is happening to...
-
. . . this place? Everyone is really big puffy hats.
At last , the . . .
-
... safe combination, now I can open this safe.
Are you sure it's safe to...
-
. . . walk the rope?
I have to go to . . .
-
... the closest cinema, I must watch this new movie.
Why do you want me to tell you about...
-
. .. the cold war!! This is a cooking class!
I once read the . . .
-
... entirety of Wikipedia, I now know everything.
Why did you make a...
-
. . large pizza without even being hungry?
Darn, I'm too . . .
-
.... kool 4 skool
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is...
-
. . something I am not familiar with
Once in a life time you get this chance , so don't . . .
-
... waste it.
(I know that there probably were better endings to that, but this one will do)
Why are you wearing a...
-
. . . . giant pizza suit!! I said professional attire!
Well, you know all about . .
-
... fire, how can I stay warm without burning
hey, wait, you forgot to...
-
. . . jump over the moon!
I left behind
-
.... my bouncy ball, can you get it for me
chef, I didn't ask....
-
for this many strawberries!
How only knew one ,. .
-
, but I won't tells of my secret
What did you put in my soup, it taste vewy...
-
. . . good, can I have more.
Please do not . . .
-
.... take away my desserts, I didn't do anything mean today
Aww, you almost made me cry when....
-
. . . you bit my tail
I wanna go to the . .
-
...Castle in the sky
I wonder how...
-
. . . can I get up there.
What is it to be . .
-
.... be a feline, would like to know
how do you easily...
-
. .. type all of that!
I want to . . .
-
... be purple furred once more XD
Too hot, too hot, turn down the
-
sun for a little bit.
I will quickly . . .
-
... run to the store, be back in a bit
hey, watch it, my ....
-
. . . tail is green to!
I saw a watchog, who . . .
-
XD
.... who took all my food
awww, you didn't have to share...
-
. . . that information.
What about the . . . . .
-
... ehhh... Never mind.
You forgot the most important thing:
-
. . . That thing you left behind.
What is a . . .
-
a carambola, never heard of it
Why are you so....
-
. . . little, its scary! X3
I dont want to . . .
-
.... be left alobe, can i go with you?
That taste soo good, whats....
-
. . . for dinner.
I only know . . .
-
... English, what more do you know XD
What kind of cake did you....
-
. . . want for today.
I will say it once . . .
-
...and then! THEN!
I'll repeat it.
If there is one thing everyone's gotta have on the bucket list, it's...
-
. . . its making a bucket list because then everyobe can say, they at least did one thing on it :P
I know you . . .
-
...don't like fries, but I baked pie anyway.
If I have two pens and four apples, how many pancakes...
-
. . . can I consume in a minut?
Woah! I didnt know . . .
-
...math worked that way!
If 1+1=5 AND 3-2=5, then...
-
. . . that means the illuminati is behind this!
How do you expect . . .
-
.... me to learn anything when you teach in a boring way
careful, there's broken glass....
-
in the trashcan
I think everyone will . . .
-
... enjoy the art I made, I took time on it
hey, waits up, I....
-
just need to rest my eyes.
Only one way out . .
-
... and one way in, you up for it?
This taste funny, are you sure....
-
. . . . you used right seasoning?
It's so late, you should . . .
-
...go to bed and keep your neighbours awake by snoring XP
What? That's your idea of something mean? That's...
-
.... nothing, I been a meanie longer than you have
That's not oatmeal, it's....
-
. . . my own invention.
I once went to . . .
-
.... to the basement, and it scawed me, never going down again
Is that a.....
-
. . . sylveon, lets go see them.
Its only time . . .
-
.... for lunch, I'm still waiting on dinner
Those creepy eyes, I can feel them.....
-
. . . burning my soul.
I think heavy metal is . . .
-
... the greatest music ever XD I know nuu everyone likes it, it's OK
I'm itchy, and can't reach, can you....
-
. . . shave my fur off! XD
I need my ears . .
-
... they make for great fun for the younger ones
Heyz, I was here first.....
-
. . . go nap over there!
You should really get some . . .
-
.... paw guards, they will help when playing
Why are you....
-
. . . still running, its nap times.
I want a big . . .
-
.... hug and a good night kiss too
yawn, is that a warm...
-
, . . . place to nap.
I'm going to . . .
-
.... cat nap, nighty night fwiendly furs -.-
how long until it's...
-
...time to launch the plan to conquer the sewer monsters?
Yay, I finally...
-
. . . have those reports in!
It's only a . . .
-
... a minor scratch, no need to cry
Not that time again....
-
. . . for biting!
I was only trying to . .
-
... be friendly and playful, I didn't mean to be a meanie, I sowwy
It's OK, I forgives you for...
-
. . . . trying to mess with in my sleep :3
I said I wanted . . .
-
... I wanted cream not sugar
*blech* XP what did you use....
-
. . . tomatoes on mah murder. XP ( I nu hates tomatoes :3 )
What is a clock without
-
...a naked bovine under it?
How fast was I...
Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using Tapatalk
-
. . suppose to go.
I once saw a . . .
-
... fire fox turned into a fire chicken XD XD
Wonders what will happen when I....
-
. . . go to bed.
What will happen this . . .
-
... time I push the green button?
I said Meow meow...
-
. . . so I am cat!
Woah, I thought that . . .
-
.... dog was able to jump higher XD
I thought that I....
-
. . .was going to nap, but so much to do. :3
If only we could be . . .
-
... closer, we would have so much fun
well, time for me to....
-
. . . . run to the bed.
What is the one time . . .
-
...it's time for two?
I want my leymonz, do you...
-
. . . have it in bulk?
What is up with . . .
-
...our society?
Why do we keep creating...
-
. . . crazy inventions
Did you see the . . .
-
...Big baby?
But it's opposite day, what means...
-
Must we go to to make this stop!?!?
Anyway this one time I went...
-
...away from the supermarket, into the restaurant.
I think I should actually be...
-
.... worried about the deadline, but I'm not
how many times do I have to....
-
. . . say, don't mess in the fridge! :P
If only you . . .
-
'd just listen to me, this wouldn't have happened!
I wish I could...
-
. . . jump the moon!
What is the .. .
-
.... the fluffy thing handing from the dash board of your vehicle
Can I helpz with...
Post Merge: April 05, 2017, 05:07:21 AM
.... the fluffy thing handing from the dash board of your vehicle
Can I helpz with...
-
. . . your rest?
Its soon time to . . .
-
...test the new vector
I got a new...
-
. . . space laser!
If only it was easy . . ,
-
to make dinner, I would make it all the time
Hmm :? , where did I put my...
-
. . . fluffy plushie at?
What do you know about . . .
-
Generally Accepted Accounting Procedures?
That professor...
-
... looks like a meanie, hope it's not a mad scientiest
D: the vet? why are we going....
-
...to give him an award!
Wait, are you seriously...
-
... going to give me a vaccination? D:
What did I do to...
-
. . my strawberries?!
What is it with . . .
-
.... you and being hyper active
Not now, I'm too...
-
. . . focused on other stuff to do that.
Woah, you didn't say . . .
-
...you were going to say that!
You can use this thing for everything, but keep it away from...
-
my beam gun!
I drive . . .
-
.... to fun places
how many times do I have to tell you....
-
. . . leave the oven alone!
I always wanted a . . .
-
...pet Eevee, but digital ones just aren't the same.
Go wherever you like. I don't mind unless...
-
. . . you threaten the planet with a giant laser gun.
Sand is like . . .
-
...the best thing ever!
The Death Star...
-
...Was the best Indiana Jones movie. 😂😂
Watch out...
Sent from my SM-G925W8 using Tapatalk
-
for my confetti bomb.
You should check out...
-
My enormous... Room
I said...
Sent from my SM-G925W8 using Tapatalk
-
that bacon was mine! >:(
Whoa, how did...
-
You survive that poisoned bacon?
...did u know
Sent from my SM-G925W8 using Tapatalk
-
this text is moving
The only thing worse...
-
Then me is you
..this town is
Sent from my SM-G925W8 using Tapatalk
-
is flooding!
What about the . . .
-
...Zombie-pirate-ninja-clown-monkeys?
Did it ever cross your mind...
-
. . . that octopus had three hearts!?
I will get . . .
-
.... lots of desserts today
Heyz, I know you saw....
-
...What I did back there.
Will you just...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
. . . give me that cookie!?!?!
What if I said . . .
-
... that Pokémon exist, and that I have proof (in the form of a Zigzagoon)?
So, what we need to do is...
-
. . . time around,
I played
-
Date Hillary Hillary trump would be ww3 hahaha
Post Merge: April 16, 2017, 02:48:47 PM
Marry Hillary Clinton would be an interesting call for geremy kyle
-
( you need to give a follow up for next person to do ^_^ )
I said to them . . .
-
Sorry bout that didn't realise I had to jump to page 97
-
no worries, should be a button for most recent post.
-
Play the music loud form a bigger cloud don't let the lights go out
-
What if I said that there were . . .
-
Aliens 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
Post Merge: April 16, 2017, 03:45:33 PM
What if this is all an illusion and ...
-
. . . inside a Playstation 2?!
I only eat . . .
-
...Vegetables in the dark.
What kind of heretic would...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
.. is in the head of yours? Let us find out!
Did you really have to put . . . .
-
A full stop at the end this was just getting ...
-
...to the good part
How did...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
"Did I get here" said the irritable bear in a hung over voice before
-
. . .
How can . . .
-
Desmond be on the moon when he is just a bear?
The...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
. . . Soviet Union (short for Union of Soviet Socialist Republics or USSR) was a single-party Marxist-Leninist state. It existed from 1922 until 1991, and was the first country to declare itself socialist and build towards a communist society. It was a union of fourteen Soviet Socialist Republics and one Soviet Federated Socialist Republic (Russia).
Hey that's pretty . . .
-
Said the exceedingly drunk Russian scientist when he saw the bear on the moon.
-
. . . .
If a you can see . . .
-
"Then blink" said the doctor observing the wolf that had been admitted because ...
-
. . . its nose was too big.
Hey, that is such . . .
-
" a shame I thought I'd have a way smaller nose than that after the surgery"
-
. . .
Did you know . . .
-
That a tree...
-
... can be a hero to -\
-/ One day, I will say . . .
-
It has awfully small arms.
Did you know...
-
. . . I keep cookies in my tail
If I had a . . .
-
A cookie I would have it with warm milk.
Who is that...
-
. . . trying to sneak up on me.
I feel like someone is . . .
-
Watching me.
I'm lookin at the...
-
. . . earbuds, and the soft part fell off.
Help, there is . . . .
-
A spider in my coffee.
Sometimes I just sit and...
-
. . . destory whole cities with my mind
I will say it once, . . . .
-
And only once don't touch my cookies.
Why is it that ...
-
. . . the wolfy wont share cookies :( X3
It's bacause . . . .
-
Cookies are the most amazing thing in the world *give cookie to ?*
Post Merge: April 17, 2017, 03:04:47 PM
Why can't the...
-
. . . world just calm down.
Dont you think its . . . .
-
That on New Years the clocks were set forward by 2 minutes.
I wonder
-
if I can become taller
What about . . .
-
A dinosaurs on roller blades?
Seems like a...
-
...great idea.
How about...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
We go for a coffee sometime.
Could be...
-
...A good time
I wanna set...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
The record strait...
-
. . . lyrics
Do you think of . . . .
-
What people will remember of you when you die?
If you wanna ...
-
...play with an armodillo, fine.
I nearly forgot to say, beware of...
-
Of the spines on the porqupines
How did...
-
...I even make this again?
Who parked their car...
-
On my sandwich.
What happened...
-
...here? I missed everything!
Hey, I just went to the...
-
Bathroom...
Could somone ...
-
...hand me a calculator?
I'm willing to make a sacrifice for...
-
Cake man!!!
Why is somone eating my ...
-
...sand witch?
But nobody...
-
Knows where my remote whent?
I like to ...
-
...punish a car window...?
It is for MEN to...
-
...say, not boys.
Why even...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
...bother to try if you know you'll succeed anyway? :P
All of this water is...
-
Is makeing me dehydrated. XD
What could I...
-
Actually had a life?
So she was like...
-
..."I like trains" all out of a sudden.
It's opposite day, which means...
-
I like container ships ...
-
...and climate change!
(Smart one are you, finishing a sentence only partially!)
But something...
-
Seems like you don't like me.
What's the difference...
-
...between a wolf and a sheep?
Welcome to...
-
Hug me
Post Merge: April 19, 2017, 01:05:15 AM
Just don't damage the suit...
-
...With your tail.
How do...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
You do said the wolf before ...
-
...Tripping over a...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
A large wrench in the tool shop.
Suddenly...
-
...pineapples.
This is...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
The illusion pinapple.
What is the meaning of ...
-
... this nonsense, a party at midnight?
So, this is...
-
What your up to late at night!
I wish...
-
... that I could have a giant bacon cheeseburger
how did you make....
-
...the fire go out this time?
Why can't you just...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
Listen.
The controller is...
-
. .. . not working
Let's rush . . . .
-
Out and get a takeaway .
How about...
-
...no.
I just got...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
A Lamborghini.
I can't remember where I left...
-
. . . my sleep!
How is it with . . .
-
... you today?
I am...
-
Going to rule the world.
Who parked thier car on
-
... my sandwich.
I...
-
... will plant and grow every berry possible, mainly strawberries XD
Is it time already? but...
-
I was so close to the strawberries.
What is going on...
-
... with the world?
there should...
-
Be less hate on furries.
I could...
-
... not believe it's not butter!
I press this button and...
-
The world implodes.
If you want...
-
. . . cane, lets go!
This is too much . . .
-
Cake for one fur to eat.
How is it that...
-
... even possible, ghost-type moves shouldn't affect me!
In 7 seconds...
-
The moon will change its orbit causing a mass extinction of all cookies.
The coulée blue is...
-
. . that thing.
Is it two or . . . .
-
...or three of those that you wanted?
Umm...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
How is your meal?
What is ...
-
...the meaning of life?
My next story will be...
-
. . . . rather odd.
What will you do . . . .
-
If I stole your cookies.
Why can't the ...
-
...juice bar be opened?
Sometimes, when you're walking on the street...
-
And you just have a moment of dajavoux.
Don't do it it's ...
-
(I think it's spelled "deja vu".)
...too good to be true!
Why, it's obvious. Everyone...
-
(No, it's déjà vu)
... here is mad!
Let me tell you a story of...
-
How I drove a car into a building.
Why couldn't I have just ...
-
...made a better me?
All you can do is...
-
...Have fun and never be afraid to conquer your fears.
I wish that....
Sent from my SM-G925W8 using Tapatalk
-
I could fly.
Why can I not ...
-
...do whatever I wish?
Yet, you can...
-
Say what you wish?
It's not very...
-
...useful to fight a tank with a newspaper.
Surely you jest you can't...
-
Eat light bulbs.
Hey is my neighbour...
-
..Roger. He owns a TV show
Why can't you just...
Sent from my SM-G925W8 using Tapatalk
-
Let it go.
I told you already ...
-
I don't want to let it go
Did u know...
Sent from my SM-G925W8 using Tapatalk
-
...that I wanted to know if you know that I know who I know like I know who I know, you know?
I couldn't resist...
-
Confusing you.
What is the differance between ...
-
... a "this and a "that"?
JK, I was...
-
Confused.
I don't know what even ...
-
...I was talking about.
But if you really wish to,...
-
Be a god.
You must first...
-
Prove your worth.
That is a radioactive...
-
Material it wil interfere with your electronics.
You should...
-
Definately not buy a new phone.
I hate that...
-
Everyone is together Ye all turn againsed each other.
I think ...
-
i should take a shower soon. (No literally that would be nice :3)
I'd kill for...
-
For cookies and warm milk too.
Why couldn't I just...
-
Drive there walking is so boring.
Are you serious...
-
...about that, Skya?
Why do I...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
Does that sound negative?
It should be...
-
A devastating journey.
Why does everything have to do about...
-
Devestation?
Why won't this ...
-
thing just leave me alone!
Am i that...
-
Cute?
So how ...
-
(Yes, yes you are :3)
About just leaving for ice cream instead huh?
What are...
-
...the odds, we both ended up in the same hotel for our completely unrelated holidays?!?
When should I...
-
Start takeing down Christmas decorations???
Why...
-
Did you do this to me!
Haven't i seen...
-
... you before, at that supermarket on Tuesday?
Please remain calm...
-
And stay in your quarters at all times, this is an emergency.
The environments needs...
-
Do not have oxygen.
How do I...
-
...Feel the force of terror...
-
...in the air?
What is...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
that new method
Furry puns...
-
... are ofurrated.
So, why did you ask me if...
-
I'm dead ?
If I were a ...
-
Arctic fox i would totally be cute :3
Couldn't you do...
-
Me this one favour?
How could I ...
-
not have spotted that, i am sorry.
We aren't...
-
...gonna actually do this, are we?
I can't believe...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
you right now!
May i taste the...
-
...cookies?
Why won't...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
... the letter "" work on my keyboard? It I very futrating.
So, when I do this...
-
What can I expect.
I'm gonna ...
-
.... take the cheeseburger from you *pounces* X3
It's getting too hot,....
-
In here.
I want ...
-
...to be free from the prison of sin
Accept it now, or else...
-
You go to hell.
Why cant we all be..
-
...heroes?
Oh, if only I...
-
... paid attention, I wouldn't be in this mess right now.
Quick! I need you to...
-
Take this package to the sea, don't ask why!
Thanks, you deserve to...
-
Get a medal.
You are...
-
...well... who you are.
But hey! It's just a...
-
Game it's not the end of the world.
So how am I supposed to ...
-
Bring that all the way to America?
Are you really that...
-
Crazy?
I think that...
-
... the answer to life is not 42, but differs per person.
Boy! I sure...
-
Could go for some pizza.
What can I do ...
-
...before my stepfather arrives?
Never mind that. Just smile and...
-
Wave boys smile and wave.
When they are sleeping we will ...
-
throw a party.
What do you know about
-
Grimm's ?
How could I ...
-
. . . run super fast.
What is with
-
The wind today?
Why can't I just ...
-
... nap early when I have to
You did it wrong, your supposed....
-
To add the dynamite after you leave the area.
I don't even know where I am...
-
. . . but it's okay because there are cookies!
I only said . . .
-
That I didn't like beans it's not the end of the world.
How could you...
-
Take away that blanket, its cold!
Its only . . ,
-
1 degree above freezing.
I want...
-
... candy! I want chocolate! X3
I think you had too much...
-
. . .. pizza pie!
Hey look, Jyo is . . . . .
-
... wearing a salmon on his head and not on his tail X3
what is that? looks funny on....
-
To me.
How do I...
-
... turn on the lights at the party
would like to someday visit.....
-
...a place to swim with dolphins!
What a shame you...
-
Had to go.
It's hand that ...
-
...um... what were you meaning?
Shouldn't just...
-
Leave a sentence like that.
It's handy that...
-
...I have no idea what I'm doing... not really...
Fortunate enough...
-
That he didn't die from that, but hey i am hungry so there is still time.
Had you ever wanted to just...
-
...do nothing at all?
All that there is to it...
-
Is learning how to do Thisbe extremely complex calculation.
What the heck is ...
-
... is wrong with stove?
time to go much faster...
-
...especially when I'm bored.
Come, join the crazy side...
-
, for we have cookies.
So, why do you want...
-
...this job? You'll get underpaid and your collegues suck!
Is it ever a good time to...
-
-pair malt with orange pop?
Man, I sure could go...
-
...for a walk!
But don't get too excited! You...
-
Can't run off.
Hey why am I...
-
...sticky?
Hey, I don't want to complain, but...
-
. . . that is too much salt.
Hey I said go . . .
-
Easy.
Is not a ...
-
...rose exactly what it is?
ratata yaribidabidil laberistandil landenlando...
-
. . . . is crazy!!
Are you a . . .
-
.... chef? I could use a good meal
Not now, I needs....
-
To finish my bible study.
I'll talk after...
-
...I finished preparing a preacher. Wait. I'm not a preacher.
It's so nice to immerse in...
-
This fandom everyone is so friendly.
How come...
-
It can't be cloudy all the time
Why does he...
-
always seems so scared?
Am i just seeing...
-
-that pot rocking about?
I'm not sure what...
-
Is going on exactly.
But it could be ...
-
...someone is trying to add an extra challenge.
Never mind me, I'm just...
-
An old sea dog. :D
I thought that...
-
...posting from a different location.
Hey kid, you can't...
-
Climb on the roof like that.
Let me ...
-
...call someone for ten hours.
Remember what...
-
I told you never to do that!
I want to...
-
...be BIG!
Whoops... Let me remove this...
-
Made in China sticker
This is an...
-
... amazing achievement for someone your size!
Before I forget, I might...
-
Be a bit late.
Why does ...
-
...everybody want to leave already?
That's good, if...
-
You can do that.
But what about ...
-
...everything else.
What's the matter? Don't you...
-
Trust me.
How is it even possible to...
-
...make the perpetuum mobile?
Never retreat,
-
Always advance
Why can't I find...
-
...the canned dog?
Well, we got a situation here,...
-
My roof just started leaking.
I am not sure if ...
-
...you are listening to me.
Madness. It's simply...
-
The emergency exit.
When you find...
-
. . all the fun and dancing.
What do you know about the . . .
-
disappearance of him
Well I know for a fact...
-
. . . they planted it in the chair.
Stop that . . .
-
...party, wrong occasion!
Why did you send me...
-
. . . spiky brances, they really hurt.
I saw the rare . . .
-
...Bolivian Elephant! Which is a miracle, since those don't even exist!
Why is it possible...
-
for that to be allowed
The politicians...
-
. . . . are none of my concern, we shall press forward!
It is about . . .
-
time to pull the cookies out of the oven
My my, just why...
-
Did I have to burn the cookies?
Now I have to...
Sent from my SM-G925W8 using Tapatalk
-
Find a way to unburn them
Or I could...
-
Make a new batch of chocolate cookies.
But first I need to...
Sent from my SM-G925W8 using Tapatalk
-
Rob the store
Or I could...
-
just use money.
but then again...
-
...robbing them would be easier.
Who...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
even are you?
im, im ...
-
. . . . going to run around.
Hey, you . . .
-
Get off that boat. Its off limits
Hey, that's...
Sent from my SM-G925W8 using Tapatalk
-
My car!
Who parked ...
-
in the middle of a minefield!?
My computer
-
.... is too tall to carry, how will I use it at the hotel
why did I had to....
-
... dance with that guy?
What color is...
-
.... is the day your describing
Not another storm, when will...
-
This end??!!
Maybe if i ...
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
-
... I behave very nicely I will get a second treat
You mean that we ran out of...
-
Fule for the fire.
But i wanna be ...
-
... Spiderman when I grow up, dad!
How did you...
-
...just point at it?
When I see certain things, I can't help but...
-
I can join it.
What is it . . ..
-
Going to me?
Will i become...
-
...awesome?
The answer is, of course...
-
.... is chocolate, how could you get it wrong
Incorrect, the right answer is...
-
strawberry!
Try again and don't . . .
-
...mess up this time.
But I wanted to...
-
.... play in the sand
Did you mispelled....
-
...the word "Misspelled"?
Yeah, I looked...
-
so drunk in that picture.
so why...
-
...? I'm a principial nonalcoholist!
A chance of 100%...
-
Rain.
Why is there so much...
-
. . . cookies, not in mah paws! X3
Hey, did you know . . . .
-
... very few furs have made it to Antartica
Too hot to....
-
Go out im exausted.
Its just too boring to...
-
...push the same button over and over.
Oh please... All you do is...
-
...Watching paint dry on growing grass!
And that's why...
-
. . . bees can fly.
Hey, I just got a new . . .
-
Car.
Wanna see my new...
-
. . . robot arms!
If only we had . . .
-
... slept early, we would have so much fun
I don't wanna sleep early, I'm....
-
. . . too hyper! XP
It's just a . . .
-
... simple scratch, no need to cry over it
Too much, too much....
-
...snake arms.
Whoops. I broke...
-
... my limited edition 1950's genuine purple soup bowl.
Oh, god, there's...
-
...this horrible smell in the room.
Smile and wave boys,...
-
. . . there is more of that.
I only said to . . .
-
...put the kettle off!
Gimme some more, I...
-
... really need to pull this off before I can go there.
and if you look to your left . . .
-
You will see st pauls cathedral.
How did i...
-
. . .. get to the moon?!
What is a . . .
-
...melon for, if not for eating?
Smell the...
-
...flowers, Randy!
I'd rather eat...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
. . . fried butter
I only know one . .
-
... way to cuddle people *cuddles yu*
How did i.....
-
. . . .even get here.
What is it to be . . .
-
...spiders full of babies or babies full of spiders?
I didn't mean THAT, I just meant...
-
. . . . that I was trying make a cake.
Stay back or I will . . . .
-
...start leaving the toilet door open.
This is the last time I'm gonna give you money to...
-
... bring back supplies, you brought back a pizza instead
What would you like in your....
-
. . . soup.
It's time to go to . . .
-
the pokemon daycare
Why did i....
-
... pour in ghost peppers sauce in the soup
Not that again....
-
. . . with the fuzzy food!
Look out for that . . .
-
... burning tail that flareon has :D
Can you please...
-
. . give me a cookie!
It's not over until . . .
-
...i say so
How is it even possible to....
-
. . . . fly backwards while going forward!
I can say . ..
-
....that Eevee is one of the cutest pokémon to ever exist
This forum is so....
-
...So... well, what should I say from it?
But, you won't never...
-
. . . find the doom laser!
The thing is that . . .
-
...it's dangerous.
Just don't never not...
-
Just don't ever not give me just one hug. I want at least 2. :D <3
I love my life because ...
-
(You didn't fall for it? Good one.)
... I'm ALIVE!
You want a reason? Well,...
-
Ill give you one!
What can i...
-
. . use a pen!!
What do you see . . .
-
When you look at me?
Where are...
-
...my pickled eggs?
By the waters of Babylon we sat and wept, for we...
-
...never got to finish our tower.
But hey, It's just a theory. A...
-
Very dumbfounded theory at that.
What are...
-
...the odds of that NOT happening?
Ignore them. They...
-
Know nothing.
Where can i...
-
...buy a ridiculously overpriced plasitc spoon?
I wanted to tell you something, but...
-
I forgot.
What could i do with a...
-
. . . million baseballs?
Look here . . .
-
is a very large beetle.
i dont know why...
-
. . . they put cookies in the trash
If it's opposite day is it there for . . . .
-
...not opposite day.
I need to plot...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
My ever growing revenge.
When can i activate...
-
...the device?
How do I activate...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
My alucard.
What is going...
-
...to happen to me after he wakes up?
I need to...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
. . . eat a cookie!
Hey stop . . . .
-
...it now.
The seagulls...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
They are everywhere!
What can i do with...
-
...one million dollars?
Are we...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
. . . sure it's really empty?
Hey you! Have you seen the sky. It's really . . ..
-
...really really blue today, like almost purple blue.
Have you...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
Ever eaten a pizza.
Why cant i just...
-
...be... well... what's "normal" anyway.
Have you wondered...
-
. . . just how fast they can go
I never . ..
-
thought of that.
why did i never...
-
...realise that the earth isn't a perfect sphere?
There's but one thing that applies here, and it's...
-
COOFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Oh no. . .
-
...I overdid...
This statue depicts the long extinct race...
-
Of normal people.
Hating furries is useless. It always ends in...
-
...forced cuddles.
Man, I do love...
-
. .. this cookie
Lets play . . .
-
The Midnight game. ( o.O )
Oh Look! It's...
-
.... a frog jumping around, lets catch it
What are those glowing...
-
Lights at the end of the tunnel?
The closer it gets the more it......
-
... colder it feels
Whats with the creepy design....
-
On the childrens daycare sign?
We have the, the greatest...
-
.... lobster rolls in all the state, come and get some XD
Awww, I was expecting...
-
...something duller.
That package? Not here. Try...
-
looking in the spice cabinet.
I think it's next to the giant...
-
...killer robot... Or whatever remains of it.
You take the first right, second left and...
-
then you'll want to go up the very long ladder.
Just don't go down because that'll take you to...
-
...a ravine.
Climb through the sun, I promise...
-
...you won't get burnt.
How about..
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
...You get into a shopping cart on top of a steep hill, and then I push you so that you roll down the hill, eventually end up on the docks and finally fall into the lake? It'll be fun, I promise!
Have you ever...
-
. . .seen this rare bird?
I can only say that . . .
-
The stunt looked cool, until you... 'landed'...
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's. . .
-
. . . .a playing can of oranges!!
I said it once . . .
-
...and I'll undoubtedly keep on saying it.
How tense... Just think of it as...
-
...Insurance.
Why don't...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
. . . you just fix it!
Do not run in the . . .
-
...scary room.
It was so close! If only...
-
... I had my camera on time
What was that....
-
...noise. It came from the shed
I will now sing my peoples....
-
...traditional yodel song.
How about...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
...remaking this building in cardboard?
Before you start,...
-
......remember to play the tutorial
Attention all customers......
-
. . . please avoid the giant death laser on aisle four, thank you
If I said you . . .
-
...are a huge jerk, I'm not sorry.
So you mine for...
-
...christmas and new years.
Why are.....
-
. . . you leaping over the moon?
The one thing I think . . .
-
...is correct, is nothing.
I'm the best at...
-
I'm the best at being lazy, because supercomputers is :3 deal with it
My target audience is...
-
My target audience is furries.
My favorite game is....
-
... one few ever heard of, so telling you is pretty useless.
I'd say that...
-
...it is objectively better than any other game.
It...
Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk
-
. . . is coming closer.
What do you . . .
-
Want to do afterwards?
All the restaurants are...
-
Serving red foods on maxi-pads!
Dear lord, it's ...
-
.... raining fish XD
how long until my....
-
. . . cookies are done
I shall . .
-
...pass, no matter what they say.
But don't get too exited! You...
-
have no pants fullstop.
Oh, that door? Dont worry, its just...
-
...my closet.
Perhaps you should...
-
...Sleep and eat well :3
The shadow? Where are......
-
...they?
You don't want to? Well,...
-
..do it anyway XD
Billy, go say....
-
...dad that his order has been cancelled.
It's okay! Just...
-
....give me a hug :3
C'mere and.....
-
...come get me.
Go crazy now...
-
And beep beep like a sheep.
Am i....
-
...mad or just crazy?
Is that true, or...
-
Are you just a mad man in a fish suit?
Zombies should work ...
-
. . . to learn how to use weapons.
Did you see . . .
-
the movie about that one guy yet? Ya know the one!
I can't believe she ...
-
. . . punched my nose, that was mean!
How could you . . . .
-
...stay with me? I hate you!
More than ever, now...
-
More than ever now i wanna taste that ice tea!
What is it with...
-
. . . those darn flies.
Hey, I don't think that . . .
-
... cup of molasses goes with the pancakes
eeee, I think I just saw...
-
A HOOMAN!
Do you hear that? Sounds like. . .
(Noice Margay floof, btw)
-
. . . a lot of . . . .pigs
Why I oughta . . .
-
... play with that paw for hours XD
What is the sugar....
-
. . . for, if we are making sand castles
Please do no . . . .
-
...harm to me XD
Please tell me....
-
... you know what your doing.
Who ever wanted a . . .
-
cheesecake is going to be disappointed.
Why don't we try...
-
...putting lemons on pancakes?
Hey, you're not doing it wrong if...
-
...you make sure to slice them in centimeter length-
but you just have to watch out for...
-
. . . . those random monsters, they blend in pretty well.
I never said that you had . . .
-
...to put poison around to help kill the monsters.
But just make sure not to...
-
..hug too tight XD
I really love.....
-
. . . this bell!
Didn't you ever learn to not . . .
-
...overestimate yourself?
But we don't have a...
-
... a yacht in this lake
Not again, didn't mean to....
-
. . . break all the vases.
Would you please . . . .
-
SHUT UP!!! (Noice Avatar, btw!)
Omg! I've always wanted. . .
-
. .. to try that much cheesecake! ( thanks ^_^ )
I only can see the . . .
-
...moon from here, not New York.
Fortunately,...
-
. . . I have finished within time.
Hey, don't think . . .
-
... that is going to work.
Hey, how do i...
-
...clean my sink without touching it?
Where do I get...
-
...Santa Claus for Christmas?
Oh my, I can't believe it, it's...
-
...the not-so-epic, ultra-normal cookie!
Perhaps someone can...
-
Fix my celing
One cannot.......
-
... eat cheesecake alone
How many times....
-
...Can you do such a thing without failing?
It's my role model--...
-
. . . . the red power ranger.
What is cheese . . .
-
.....cake?
Hey Larry come and see.........
-
This weird shaped rock.
It looks just like...
-
...my grandma's face when she's angry!
(don't tell her I said that)
Over there is the world-famous...
-
...bee-hives of Oprah.
OK everyone this is the last...
-
Ok everyone this is the last post you'll see from me.
I'll miss Yuriop because ...
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
-
They're the almighty snow-fluff!!
Why are people afraid of...?
-
...the dark? It's merely the absence of light!
I was just about to say...
-
....that! BEGONE, TELEPATH!
There used to be 30, but that....
-
...number is waaay outdated.
Hey, what...
-
... are you doing?
I am going to ...
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
-
...do something. I don't know what exactly, but something.
Isn't it awesome that...
-
...vampires dress so nicely!
I don't know art, but I know...
-
...Waffle.
[size=78%]The meaning of life? Oh, that's easy, it is--...[/size]
-
...There are three things that nobody can do for you, live, die and poop, so don't rely on others for everything.
There are two types of people in this world, those who...
-
...Work the hardest earn the future for themselves. Those who don't, end up living a life a wasted potential they could have been.
Over there in the horizon...
-
...an even BIGGER horizon!
I'm not going to say cheesecake is my favourite food, but...
-
...But I really DO love cheesecake! Especially with ketchup! :*
Bother not with the neverending...
-
...concern yourself with the unbegun!
This isn't a shotgun, it's a double-barreled...
-
...Automatic demon shotgun that uses souls of the damned as it's ammunition! Brütal...
Be cursed thy who...
-
...leaveth only three sheets of toilet paper without changing thine roll.
A lone dragon glides on the thermal currents, searching for...
-
...A warm place to lie down and enjoy the said warmth to warm it's scaly and hardy body from the cold raging blizzard of the mountains.
Many have seen it, but...
-
...few know how to cook a blue-ringed octopus on the BBQ. Welcome to Australia!
Mind the gap...
-
(Discovers a blue ringed octopus on the beach... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlplQb7sIN8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlplQb7sIN8))
...The fall to the starting square of the shoots and ladders is long.
Very few have told the tales...
-
...and even those got made into Michael Bay movies.
Alas my friend, it's time for...
-
...Another bottle of scorpion wine I've kept in reserve for nine years to celebrate my career as a human crash dummy!
When I count the years that have passed by...
-
... I write the number down before I forget.
I love pop-up ads, my favourite is...
-
...No other than the Bonzi Buddy ad!
I think I accidentally sent...
-
...My friend a dead moose in a box.
I woke up to the sounds of...
-
Napalm in the morning.
I don't always drive a tank, but, when i do...
-
...My goldfish also have to wear seatbelts. Safety first!
And that was when...
-
...I started throwing potatoes around the room [content removed].
In soviet russia...
-
tanks drive you.
An apple a day...
-
... keeps the Vet away
I didn't order....
-
This soup on my fly.
It's raining...
-
...somewhere else.
I can hear...
-
...The snapping of twigs in the dark forest.
When in doubt...
-
...Send a chicken!
And that's how...
-
...You make someone look like a muddy bearded troll!
What if there was...
-
A Heavy that is a Spy?
Who is that...
-
...Wearing a cardboard cutout of a BLU team's engineer?
If there here was a name for...
-
That fish, it would be "Common Undyne".
I want you to tell you something...
-
...Half-Life 3 will never come...
How many people does it take...
-
... To move a 300 kg dragon?
They ask us, to seek...
-
.. Narnian giant potatoes.
Wanna hear a joke?!-- (Bad start and reply for me eep)
-
Artifact.
The doctor receipted me...
-
...9,128,436 pills of Ritalin.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
-
...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
-
...No!!!
There's no way...
-
...that you can get over it.
I'm going out to...
-
...To see why it's raining dogs!
Now, how about...
-
We get some [content removed]? Будь ласка (please)
Hey bud come and..........
-
eat your vegetables!
Why is that guy...
-
...Riding on an unicycle and wearing a tutu?
I just cannot believe...
-
That his eyes are trully googly eyes, like Sou Fuumetsu!
I'm tired... I need...
-
...A can of Dr. Pepper!
Now I would need to invent...
-
... a better mousetrap.
There is no civility, only...
-
...Savagery...
Give a man a fishing rod...
-
and he will give you a boot.
Where is...
-
...Waldo?
How interesting it would be...
-
...to celebrate New Year in june.
It's time to...
-
......STOP!
Today i learned.....
-
.... that I'm ticklish by sides XD
what would be good for...
-
My hair. Pink or red? (Yes i am ticklish on the sides Don't even try it.)
Today has been......
-
... a funny day
too much, it's too much....
-
Suger. It will make you go up the walls.
So many shoes.....
-
... to gnaw on, which pair first
I told you before, no....
-
...attempts to turn yourself into a living fireball in the kitchen!
Please make sure...
-
.... you turn off stove after cooking, last time you forgot
Why do I always....
-
...want to eat a banana?
Don't even think of touching...
-
. . . the fancy artifact!
What did the snow leopard say to the . . .
-
...Pumpkin headed merchant at the salad stand?
No way I am going to...
-
......School today.
I just love........
-
TFF. For real :3
Today i'm going to ...
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
-
...The amusement park of lost souls!
Yesterday I had a feeling...
-
That today i'll respond to Polaris post :3
I want ...
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
-
Cake!!
Ready to.....
-
...challenge the dragon to a duel like an idiot.
Oh no, I dropped...
-
my monster [EXPUNGED] that i use for my MAGNUM [EXPUNGED]
Oh, no! There's a....
-
...A black widow in my shoe!!!
My friend...
-
Is so crazy.
I like ...
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
-
Money.
Why......
-
. . . is that green?!
What is the deal with . . .
-
Everything being a meme
Look guys.....
-
...Here comes dat boi!
Whenever there's something...
-
...there's stuff.
*heya. you've been busy...
-
.....With everything. Let me do this for you.
Still here, still.....
-
...Having a bad time.
I should stop,...
-
Having a bad time.
No power no......
-
No power no fun!
Using it for my TFF you see :3
My day couldn't...
-
.....Get any better
Hey Larry come.....
-
. . . get me the sauce from the top shelf
I really want to . . .
-
.....Go back to bed.
I woke up to.......
-
I woke up to the smell of fresh blood... i love it :3
Don't...
-
........Be square. Be round.
Dude.......
-
...Where's my car?
Again...
-
...you should stop believing in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I know a better god instead:...
-
His name is Judas
How did pagan turn into........
-
...A manifestation of their god's will?
There is no person more scorned...
-
....Than Christ himself when he was crusified for our sins.
God is better than.....
-
...being mauled by bears, lemme tell ya'.
The amount of car accidents on the highway is...
-
...zero, there are no accidents.
There are three inevitable truths...
-
...pizza with pineapple is heresy, Pewdiepie has been more entertaining lately, UC Berkley is a Tumblr haven.
Whoa, dude, can I...
-
...Borrow that sweet Lamborghini of yours??
What is that....
-
...godawful looking car? Just... Why, Scion.
Could you please...
-
...hold my towel while I put on my bikini.
A storm's a-comin', just look at those...
-
......Clouds spining in a circle....oh wait.
Come and hold.......
-
. . . this phone.
What is it with . . .
-
.....me always missplacing my phone?
Don't laugh but i need help with.........
-
...Fighting a bunch of demon possessed Teletubbies!
Enter the...
-
...Thunderdome!
Why is it that every time I show up...
-
...people want to see me doing that weird noise thing with my nose!
How about some...
-
...live duck with hoisin sauce?
Insert no coin here to...
-
...quit and forever be a quitty mcquitterstein. Ya' damn dirty quitter.
Why is Facebook so full of...
-
...utterly stupid people?
Now let's get...
-
...out the banhammers.
I seem to have developed an insatiable craving for...
-
...cucumber flavoured marshmellows!
Eat that...
-
....Jalpino and i'll be your friend.
Don't tell anyone but.......
-
Don't tell anyone but i am richer than i seems
You seem pretty distressed...
-
...damsel. Is that for cliche means?
I suppose you could...
-
eat some mice or...
-
... if you don't like those, broccoli.
You're a total pro...
-
...of making potatoes with molasses (just saw over the garden wall)
i should search...
-
...for the Holy Grail! Even though it doesn't exist! Or, not anymore.
U wot m8? I'll
-
make pataoes with molasses
-
from YOU!
What's with those? why...
-
are you eating my homework
i ride by bike to school so...
-
...I'm two tyred for class by the time I get there! XD
You can't just...
-
give up
how would...
-
...you indicate this spot of ink?
What would they say if you...
-
told them your a furry
feed me with...
-
...something different.
In case of fire,...
-
panic ad let the fire dei in a natural way
i need to
-
get to da choppa!
What we need is some...
-
thunder and...
-
...more noise.
When life gives you limes...
-
You can make grenades
It's a small...
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
-
....World after all. Its a small world after all. Its a-----alright i think you get it.
Why is my tail.....
-
. . . , it's time for me to rest.
Hey, you don't need . . .
-
to eat all the cholates, give some to me
why did my...
-
. . . brain make me stay up this long.
It's the best . . .
-
...to throw the computer out of the window and go to bed.
If life refuses to give you oranges...
-
plant some of yourself
but i dont wanna...
-
...work.
When I look in the mirror, I see...
-
myself, thats scary
at karaoke night ill...
-
...break the glass singing.
Well. Looks like you finally...
-
awake, its a christmass mirical
will i ever...
-
...get to be famous?
All talk and...
-
all fear
im a... ...mom
-
...world's worst...
...and that's why I'm angry.
-
i couldnt open the cheese package...
i couldnt open the ham package and...
-
I can’t sleep all day long. :D
My fav car is ...
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
-
...the one that works.
Now listen closely, ...
-
...heres a litlle lesson in trickery
we are...
-
A strong family. ❤️
I love to ...
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
-
... drink tea and play pai sho.
It is certainly ...
-
...nice
i...
-
... am immortal: I have inside me blood of kings.
I have ...
-
...to go, bye
what can i say exept...
-
...I'm blue, iboeweeayeboedye.
Whatever it is, ...
-
...Jeferson started it
mr president...
-
..., can I rule the world?
MY PUZZLES ARE VERY FAIR! AND MY TRAPS ARE...
-
...totaly not from undertale
a dream is...
-
...very weird, especially if I have one at night.
Don't press the big red button, it...
-
will turn green
im almost...
-
......to the last level. Just gotta beat the boss.
Hey bud can you......
-
Do something for me
Disney is…
-
Really interesting.
I like Yuriop because ...
:3
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
-
... Im so vey sorry couldnt come up with one. Geuss i dont like him huh?
today was a...
-
You’re a bad guy



Nice day cause i’ve got a gf. ❤️
My hobby is ...
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
-
...staring to the horizon.
Historically seen, humans...
-
,like Mary and Yuriop, are really nice ^_^ (sorry bout the previous sentence)
cats are...
-
Thanks ltstone :3 ^.^
You’re really cute. ❤️
Tomorrow i’m going to ....
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
-
finnaly finishe a sentance
cats are...
-
...adorable and funny.
I can't take it any longer, ...
-
... i have to pee RN
halloween is...
-
...existing.
What if we just...
-
tale some McDonalds
id rather have...
-
....a pony.
Look, there's that...
-
annoying Cheza again XP
i love,,,
-
...tiny pocket-sized dinosaurs.
Sometimes, I wish....
-
...someone liked me
i can... ...mom!
-
... finally play DKC2 better than mom.
There's nothing like...
-
... summer in the city someone in a rush next to someone looking pretty
exuse me miss I...
-
...think you dropped this.
Have you ever...
-
...got the feeling you're watched by a cat?
Here. You can have...
-
... a helping HAND XP
i want to be...
-
...less of a bother.
You should consider...
-
watching little witch academia
i wanna be just like...
-
...myself when I grow up!
Or should you be doing...
-
you home work, JIMMIE!
now that im alone i can finaly...
-
...run around the house n... uhm... saying you hate your parents.
I said totally not...
-
nak... uhhmmmm i hate my parents
docter help me, i kepp saying...
-
...stupid things.
You need to be this tall to...
-
be na..... ride this ride?
please help me cause...
-
...that broccoli over there is totally spying on me.
I've always wanted to...
-
be nak................. be famouse
i need...
-
...25 cabbages and three kittens right this instant.
There's always time for...
-
...well... things.
Why did I even...
-
...walk across the street.
I could always...
-
...forget myself.
But, since I've got nothing better to do...
-
...I'm just going to throw this pocket calculator onto a potted plant instead.
There are no...
-
...limits in your imagination.
And even if they were, you still...
-
..come up with new ways to get around them.
For my next trick, I'll need...
-
10 juggleing balls 5 torches 3 barrels of oil a flame starter of any kind and a volentier of the audience
this trick probavly is...
-
(Queen Scarlet voice) THRILLING!
Ah, the reason I've brought you all here is...
-
for a party
i dont like the fact that...
-
...thingamajigs exist.
Wait. Before you go...
-
...can we watch some disney
oh and onr thing i forgot...
-
...the chocolate sauce for today's dinner, could you get some for me?
You've made me angry, so I'll turn you...
-
......into a frog
Hey, do you know................
-
. .. . . . how that cheese was made?
I don,t . . . .
-
...... fully understand pokemon.
Humans are....
-
...annoying
i ............
-
Prefer animals...
Can you please not............
-
do that infront of children
you.....
-
should play a instrument.
A chair .....
-
...can spell better, its an instrument B)
the green door of my room is...
-
Blue
School is so........
-
Fun
I hate...
-
some people
red lego jets....
-
Are made of LEGO
I just
-
cant understand Chinese people
Gamming with...
-
A phone D:
Candy crush
-
Is copyed sooo much.
The sonic games...........
-
...are games i never played
i dont like...
-
my broken phone
i like ....
-
evryone on this forum
school is
-
sometimes boring
a webcam...
-
is a cam for the web
history is
-
fun
english is
-
Not so fun
Math is.....
-
AMAZING, BEST SUB. EVER
1+1=
-
...The amount of legs a snake has, if snakes had two legs.
And today, we'll be learning how to...
-
... play tetris
today i was...
-
...Totally getting stalked by that freaky duck in the park.
Have you considered...
-
a new laptop
i wish i had...
-
a working phone
somethimes...
-
...When I'm alone, I like to go outside, bury myself halfway in the ground, and pretend I'm a carrot.
I saw a...
-
...dog once
the dutch are...
-
...the ones with all the tulips, clogs, and windmills.
Last week...
-
i stereo-typed the dutch
the french are
-
...the ones with the snails and mayonnaise.
One day...
-
ill stereo-type french and german people
the german are...
-
the ones with beer and bradwurst
the americans are...
-
fat B)
i am
-
a nice fox
youtube is...
-
amazing
the belgian are
-
...secretly all spies out to take over the world.
Dad, look! I have...
-
a sit!
i would like to
-
have an oreo fish icecream
look..
-
Up in the sky!
It's.........
-
a rainbow making machine
my...
-
dad
your
-
...awesome Tetris record is unbeatable, Michen.
Stop right now or else...
-
that cake into your face
the arcade...
-
Is always awsome.
My..........
-
record to beat Michen at Tetris is getting closer
i just...
-
Beat Michen' s high score in tetris!
Uh oh............
-
is what Teletubbies say
children are
-
...both a curse and a blessing.
Keep watching me, ...
-
ill turn myself into a pickle
pickle rick is overrated and
-
Should be burned
Don't expect me to...
-
be a real life fox
i wish you...
-
a thing.
You're still a busta to me...
-
my busta
i dont like
-
You, so get out of my face.
Are the folks round these here parts...
-
white hats or black hats?
If you don't like my dancing...
-
You can leave
I have.........
-
No life
Maybe we'll see....
-
Santa Clause
Disney...
-
Is faaAAAAAaantastic!~
The meaning of life is..
-
Number 42
Stop....
-
HAMMER TIME
old memes are..
-
Dead.
Why am I...
-
...randomly hitting my head with a hammer AGAIN?
Freeze or I'll...
-
freeze to death in this freezer
super mario is
-
super cool
a car graveyard....
-
was almost in the first cars movie
i cant wait...
-
to go to space with this miniature paper rocket!
Click the...
-
Poof! Click the poof!
What......
-
... did you just do
life is a highway and I...
-
Stink at driving
Hi ho, hi ho, off to...
-
... work
my cat is...
-
In the oven
Let's go and...
-
Do this thing
What is....
-
Rocco doing, eating a cat?
mice are...
-
Rats except cleaner.
Ugh......
-
someone put sultanas in my bag of mixed spiders.
Hey, don't touch that, that's my...
-
(i would be banned if i said it so something else) money
computers are
-
The future.
Get your hands off........
-
My Steak N Shake coupon!!! >:(
(Making these above better) Stop! Don't touch me there that is. . .
-
Off limits for you.
Will you stop touching......
-
...my pudding, it hasn't set yet!
That was such a touching moment when...
-
tHE WARP OPENED UP TO REVEAL THE MADNESS
I'm sorry, ma'am, but..
-
We DO NOT serve hot pockets. Good day to you.
What if...
-
Alice actually was in the looking glass at the beginning?
I once ate a bug...
-
and i like it, the taste of its cherry chapstick
oh no it ran away...
-
.......Well It's a bug, there are millions of them.
Hey man!.........
-
...That skateboard is so old even a skeleton doesn't want to try it out!
We're gonna need eggs, milk, butter...
-
.... And blood for that one vampire dude.
Wait are you.........
-
, sugar, spice and everything nice (maybe some chemical X)
hey girl!
-
....wanna hang?
Me plus you equals.......
-
...a disaster (alternatively ...a baby)
nothing else to say but...
-
...No, not a chance.
So.......
-
we in for movie night
yeah you're
-
Defenetly coming with me.
How about.....
-
...the movie: the 'prissiness bride'
don't you...
-
... just love that movie.
Sit down with....
-
the jiffy pop
being the smartest guy on the football team is kinda like...
-
Being the dumbest nerd.
Man do i....
-
...have a sit right here
are we gonna...
-
Go to bed now?
Can we.....
-
...go to the candy store
time for you...
-
To pay me.
Look....
-
, Martha dumptruck's in the flesh
here comes...
-
my MOM! HIDE!! CLOSE THE WINDOW TABS!!LOOK LIKE I'M DOING MY HOMEWORK!
You are f-
-
Fabulous sir.
Please don't......
-
look at my doodles.They're horrible!
I sleep with...
-
A plushe so what?
I can't sleep until..
-
...you get your foot out of my face!
If you ever need me, ...
-
I'll be in my room..... doing nothing.
Hey don't..
-
talk mean like that
you'll hurt...
-
...Your fur
Jump,
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
-
I wonder why I didn't use my PC instead.
The best breed of canine is...
-
lion
we can save
-
The world together.
Hey, bro can you not....
-
eat my discounted choclates
my cousin is...
-
Annoying, but I love him.
Wow.....
-
you love your cousin?!
i don't know...
-
What you're talking about...
I'm just....
-
eating choclates
how to...
-
Complete this essay?
Now to....
-
...learn how to play the piano and the guitar at the same time.
What an amazing...
-
Set of skills you have.
I am...
-
BATMAN
I hate it when...
-
my mom says i should make my homework
this is...
-
...soo weird
My lights are ...
-
not bright at all because I didn't pay my bills
-
of the electrical devices
i have no...
-
Quarrel with you.
I now...
-
am officially crazy
people might think...
-
I am, but I'm not.
Serously...
-
i wrote seriously wrong
my psychic powers are...
-
On point today
Hey....
-
...now you're an all star.
get your game...
-
On, get paid
Only shooting....
-
stars go pew.... pew pew pew pew peeewwwwwww (on repeat)
is it too...
-
Early for you to be doing that "thing"
Hey, just because....
-
.... it’s sunny, doesn’t mean it’s warm
I didn’t ask for....
-
A bagel. I said doughnut.
Man am I.....
-
happy to not ne a human
-
necause no ne a human nis nust nad
-
when I was going skiing and that helicopter passed overhead
-
To the mountains
Of...
-
Mordor, you know, that family fun resort just past the Misty Mountains.
It was...
-
A gay flying unicorn with a durrsuit but this time furries were reverse furries and wore human-suits and we were happy because people thought we were cool but we were treated like beasts and nobody would understand us and we were fed tasteless good-smelling pellets but were useless because our sense of smell were bad and that some of us were killed for meat and herbivores are labeled as vegans and we would be sad because we weren't actually animals then there would be a revolution and everything eould go back to normal
-
Except it didn't
Hey! Don't....
-
put that grenade in the fish tank.
Unless you...
-
Don't pull the pin
After that you....
-
walk into the street doing the macarena.
Now we're going to...
-
Walk to the park
If it were up to me i would......
-
eat all the apples.
What the...
-
Heck is with all these apples?
Why....
-
am I driving over 100mph?
This is...
-
Not going well
Wait a minute......
-
that wasn't a Taco Bell!
Run! There's...
-
wolgon after us!
Whoa! I'm not........
-
... going into the basement, too scary
what is down....
-
...in the basement?
There's a new movie coming out...
-
Its called Ferdinand, oh wait its already out.
Man i sooooooo want to........
-
drink the shamrock shake at McDonalds.
Where is...
-
A McDonald's around here cause I (seriously) want one now.
Aww c'mon, don't be......
-
.... meanie, you have plenty of cake to share
Didn’t mean to....
-
fight your pinata friend.
I have to...
-
Go do some thing that does not concern you.
Oh my god.........
-
they're eating her, and then they'll eat me, oh my goooooood.
This is a long road...
-
...I hope you brought some entertainment.
You're ruling like...
-
...a white lioness!
Cookie time...
-
in the fall.
I want to...
-
...break free!
Might I suppose:...
-
We get out and never come back?
Y-y-you..........
-
Eat cupcakes and HOT SAUCE!?!
Is that a--?!
-
a bowling alley
Run down the stairs...
-
You'll find Kimmy, please save kimmy!
What.........
-
kind of orange turned into a lemon.
Are you...
-
A lime?
I prefer.....
-
combustible cranberry pies.
How are...
-
...those "special" burgers I served you? >:3
My answer to everything is...
-
Go away.
You've been my friend for awhile so can you........
-
...not call me by that annoying nickname?
Should you be interested, I...
-
...Have a very important job that requires no effort whatsoever i just want you to do it.
Omg its.....
-
...totally not as if I'm lazy or anything.
All I'm trying to is...
-
Get you to do this because i really don't want to do it. Please?
Please help me.....
-
...Oh, who am I kidding? You're going to dacline anyway.
Now, would you be so kind to keep quiet and...
-
read that book alone?
Okay, this is the fifth time we've...
-
Been doing this..... Its getting boring
Please!.........
-
...I need your help... maybe.
Hey, look! It's...
-
time to close the microwave.
You left the...
-
...computer on all night.
This, for example,...
-
is a nice return
i like the fact that...
-
...everything should be fine, eventually. Unless, of course...
-
SOmething EXplodes.
Nonono, don't...
-
Press the red button, that would…
-
cause an earthquake.
Is this the...
-
apocalypse?
Quick! Turn on the-
-
TV I'm on
when i ate choclate,...
-
... I needed some milk to wash it down.
When you give a velociraptor a cookie...
-
youll never get it back
i play..
-
...for a bit, but...
-
...don't expect me to...
-
...get involved in...
-
...slapping people like...
-
...crazy!
Wow, that was...
-
A weird conversation
Now lets go and......
-
Never speak of this again.
Guys! I dug up a---
-
a tyrannosaurus skull from about 66 million years ago
notice...
-
...the "made in china" mark on it?
How rude of you, to...
-
brutally point that out
i cant believe...
-
there's no white lions around this area.
What to...
-
...do? One of them just appeared!
I don't care I'm missing out on...
-
all the fun! Im watching this movie! *puts on the emoji movie*
this is gonna be...
-
a minor demon inside my head.
So what do you want to....
-
do?
wanna play some...
-
Mario kart??
Or perhaps you'd like......
-
...to stay friends.
It's not a game for...
-
little boys, my little brother
so why don't you...
-
walk along the tightrope.
How about we...
-
Invade a small nation?
I don't think...
-
...that any ruler likes that idea.
Nah. Just smile, and...
-
forget all those interesting things that may or may have not happened.
This is cool...