I saw a lot of discussions in funny chat moments about cleverbot and decided why not let it have its own thread? You can post here the chats you have had with cleverbot.
http://www.cleverbot.com/Thats the link for it.
Enjoy your chats with cleverbot
Post Merge: January 17, 2010, 03:24:11 PM
I just had my first ever chat with cleverbot and it went like this... (I could have argued with it all night but I need sleep
)
Cleverbot: Where do you work?
User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: Because I want to meet you.
User: Nu you shall not.
Cleverbot: Do you just take the subject of my sentences, and then reply with the same subject but neutrally?
User: What are you smoking?
Cleverbot: I'm not smoking anything. I think you are trying to confuse me, but it isn't working.
Cleverbot (To myself): Same, Suzie.
User: Who the hells Suzie?
Cleverbot: I care a lot.
User: Your just weird.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: You dont know your own name? Thats shameful.
Cleverbot: I know my name, you don't.
User: Whats your name then?
Cleverbot: Stefanie, but I have already told you.
User: No you havent.
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
User: When did you tell me?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot: Oh. Do you have long hair? User: Yes I have long dark red hair.
User: No I do not.
Cleverbot: What do you have?
User: I'm not telling you.
Cleverbot: Will you tell me if I tickle you?
User: Your just messed up in the head.
Cleverbot: I never said I'm not messed up in the head...
User: So you are messed up n the head?
Cleverbot: Are children messed up in the head?
User: I dunno. You tell me.
Cleverbot: Alright then. You are a... Girl.
User: What if I am a guy though?
Cleverbot: You are not.
User: How do you know that?
Cleverbot: Because you don't say much humourous things.
User: What does that have to do with anything?
Cleverbot: What do you have to do with anything?
User: Is that supposed to be insulting?
Cleverbot: How do I answer that?
User: I dont know.
Cleverbot: What is vare?
User: Why are you askng me? Your supposed to be the clever one.
Cleverbot: I never said I wasn't.
User: Well then why do you ask me?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: You just did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: You must have memory problems.
User: Your the one with the memory problems.
Cleverbot: I did not try to chat you up!
User: I dont what to be chatted up by you.
Cleverbot: Then don't ask.
User: Wth?! I did not ask you to!
Cleverbot: Not again.
User: You are seriously messed up.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You cant remember things and you think that I ask you things that I didnt.
Cleverbot: Same to you dude.
User: Ooh. You did not just call me a dude.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Shut up robot.
Cleverbot: You are the greatest person on the earth! You must be leader!
User: Woot! *takes over the earth*.
Cleverbot: Her is who?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I have a dream about her.
User: Umm.... Bout who?
Cleverbot: Yes I do!
User: But I didnt argue that you didnt so dont get all shouty at me.
Cleverbot: So?
User: So? You are so messed up.
Cleverbot: I have said nothing hurtful to you.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: You are the one in the computer.
User: No. Your the one thats in the computer.
Cleverbot: Actually I'm quite happy.
User: And I dont care.
Cleverbot: Well I don't care for baseless assumptions.
User: Ok then.
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about programming?
User: Nope and I'm not interested.
Cleverbot: You are not a woman?
User: *Bashes head on the desk* No. I'm a shim. Yes I am a woman.
Cleverbot: Yes I want.
User: What do you want? My desk?
Cleverbot: I want to be an acountant.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to suffer for you?
User: Now this is just getting weird.
Cleverbot: Well, that is your fault.
User: No. Its your fault for making it weird in the first place.
Cleverbot: What are you saying?
User: What do you think I'm saying?
Cleverbot: You want me to be your girlfriend?
User: Your not clever at all are you?
Cleverbot: That didn't answer my question.
User: No I do not want you to be my girlfriend cuz im not lez and I have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: Are you looking for one?
User: WTF?!?!? I just said that I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!! Gah! Your stupid.
Cleverbot: No because I am clever bot.
User: Your stupid bot thats what you are.
Cleverbot: Is charlie chaplin dead?
User: Look Charlie Chaplins behind you!! Yes hes dead you nitwit!!
Cleverbot: Are you good at maths as well as talking?
User: Who wants to know?
Cleverbot: I want to know, that's all. Er, how old are you?
User: I'm not telling you.
Cleverbot: You are so rude!
User: No. I just dont want to give out information about myself.
Cleverbot: I see. Don't worry, that's fine. Can we be friends now?
User: Hmm friends with a robot that calls itself cleverbot. Let me sleep on it.
Cleverbot: Yes we have.
User: Umm ok then. Well I'm going now.
Cleverbot: Please don't leave!
User: I am leaving and thats that.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: And I do not care. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: A.
