I did the stupidest thing the other day/ today

[Zaspher]

This is a thread im starting based on stupid pranks, accidents and just plain stupid things we've done.
       One time I called papa johns and asked if I could rent a pizza they were ticked. LOL
      I was once at a dance recital and I left my phone in my pocket. It fell out during my proformance and I stomped on it not noticing it (it busted)
       I also accidently sat on a homeless guy on a bench who was sleeping in the park next to my school. He jumped up cussing up a storm while I headed for the hills.
       

[Mr.Mustard]

In high school, there was always this one teacher that wore these huge Jack-boots, and would take them off in the middle of class and go to the teacher's lounge. These things STANK! So, one day, me and my friends waited for him to leave, then rigged the door so that, when being opened, one of the boots would swing down and kick him. Needless to say, he never took his boots off in class again...

[Zaspher]

  omg you just made my day.

[Alexei]

Some people order pizzas to other peoples house, I sent 3 taxis, chinese takeout, and a pizza order to someones house in one night.

[Mr.Mustard]

Wow...  What did that guy do to you?

[Buddywolf]

I ran in front of a moving car, jumped over the hood, and got hit by a parked car.  Quite an interesting day if you ask me but really, don't run in front of traffic.  thats muh lesson learned.   

[Alexei]

Wow...  What did that guy do to you?

Never found out t was me. 

[Seko]

Attempted to do a talk on why oxygen is necessary in order to live... i laughed for 13 minutes before the teacher told me to stop trying and sit down (my friend was making faces >_> )

[Mr.Mustard]

I remember when my uncle used to live at home with us (I was 14 at the time) he would use up all the soap, and not bother to replace it. I remember going into the bathroom with some clear nail polish. I grabbed the soap out from the shower, and gave it a coat. When waterproof nail polish it put on soap, you can scrub for hours without producing any sort of bubble or lather... He didn't get out of the shower for an hour and a half...

[Zaspher]

 :PMy Dad has bipolar disorder and he gets angry real easy. I once replaced the sugar in the sugar bowl with salt. When he drank the cofee he spitit out and screamed "damnit Heidi I told you not to get foldgers".

[Mr.Mustard]

^
That made my day...

[TheLazyFur]

^^ it also made my day

[✡]

my friend and I were at the mall looking for my car since I forgot where we parked and I started whistling for it like it was a dog..

[BlueEyes]

Well, I've done some pretty stupid things in my life but this one can still make me chuckle sometimes. Here goes:
 I was trying to cross the street in front of my building one day and decided to take a short cut; I walked across some leaves (it was fall) and a little later discovered  that during that I stepped into a nasty piece of dog mess (camouflaged well under the fallen leaves). So I went back to my flat and (mumbling angrily to myself) put on another pair of shoes, and went back out again. When I came back to the same place later that day, I decided to jump over the leaves but just managed to land in the same pile of dog mess (despite my best efforts NOT to land in it again). Since I stepped twice in the same mess only with different shoes, I thought that I would not have any more surprises that day. But just when I was cleaning my shoes in the bathroom, I stood up and hit my head against the boiler so hard, the small hot water indicator thingy fell off from it. And all this happened in a single afternoon. Luckily I wasn't hurt, and a few hours later finally managed to clean my shoes.

[Alexei]

A couple years back, me and my friend were bored out of our minds so we decided to make a molotov and watch it explode.
(Yes, very stupid)
We had the cocktail made and we headed out to the field behind my house, we ended up getting completly soaked since the snow was up to my hips, and I didn't have snow pants.
We then spent 20 minutes trying to get the lighter working until we gave up, we thn tested to see if the bottle would've broken, it didn't.

So we got soaked and freezing even though we didn't even get to see the molotov burst.
Yeah, that was really stupid and pointless.