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« on: August 08, 2011, 04:31:08 AM »
I still don't fully understand this new board, but here's my attempt at adding to the community.



Be you tall, be you small, this is the place for you all. If you're a lizard I mean.  :P Not sure if you are a lizard? There are a few simple steps you can take to find out.

Step one: Check to see if you have arms and legs. If you have these then chances are you aren't a snake. Moving on.

Step two: Examine your skin. Do you have scales? If so, then you are most definitely a reptile. That puts you one step closer at being in the category of lizard.

Step three: Wiggle your butt a bit. If you feel a big, long tail wagging around then you may be a lizard. It could be less silly if you just looked behind yourself, but that takes all the fun out of it.

After taking these steps and getting a positive answer on them, you can almost safely say you are of lizard species. There are many other steps you could take, but with them in place the steps would no longer be "simple". So...... have we your species established? Good. Let's try something else. I think a bit of an introduction is appropriate. This, my friends, is the place to be if you say "A lizard is ME!". Be you tall or be you small. This is the place for you all. Now with all of you here we can get some mingling going. Before you post anything I think you should do a quick survey. Give it a try. It's not required.

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What name do you prefer to be known by? -

What species of lizard are you? -

Bah bah scaly lizard, have you any noms? -

It's a colorful world. Which color do you favor most? -

How long is your tail? -

How was this survey? -

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What name do you prefer to be known by? - Lizard. Though I'm trying to break that name and get people to call me Slake.

What species of lizard are you? - This I'm not sure about yet. I think.... Chinese Water Dragon?

Bah bah scaly lizard, have you any noms? - I nom chips as I type this. Keyboard all greasy D:

It's a colorful world. Which color do you favor most? - I most favor green.

How long is your tail? - I have no clue  :o

How was this survey? - Could have used more questions.

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« Last Edit: August 08, 2011, 03:31:55 PM by Lizard »
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Re: Lizards
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2011, 07:30:48 AM »
What name do you prefer to be known by? Zerxes Sargotto

What species of lizard are you? Komodo Dragon

Bah bah scaly lizard, have you any noms? Water Buffalo and anything that pisses me off.

It's a colorful world. Which color do you favor most? Black.

How long is your tail? Six feet.

How was this survey? Somewhat... amusing?

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Re: Lizards
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2011, 02:31:12 AM »
What name do you prefer to be known by? - Rigor Mortis

What species of lizard are you? - Mortis Reptus; yes, I consider it my species. Actual lizardyness? Dragon chameleon, so I spill out into two threads. :P

Bah bah scaly lizard, have you any noms? - Pumpkin pie and pumpkin flavored things, for sure.

It's a colorful world. Which color do you favor most? - I favor many, though mainly Halloween colors. So orange.

How long is your tail? - I've never measured it, honestly, but it's probably long when it's not curled up around something.

How was this survey? - Amusing. :P

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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2012, 04:44:45 AM »
What name do you prefer to be known by? - maximus serpington shadow........either max or serp for short ^-^

What species of lizard are you? - australian lace monitor

Bah bah scaly lizard, have you any noms? - hmm, so far i'm known to try most things once

It's a colorful world. Which color do you favor most? - mainly dark colours, but i don't really have a fave

How long is your tail? - 2, maybe 2and a half meters

How was this survey? - fairly good.

um....is this really all the lizards  there are here?
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Re: Lizards
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2012, 04:56:50 AM »
The only active ones, really. Sadly, I don't see much of Mortis or Chris anymore, though. It's a sad, sad thing. D:

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« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2012, 05:09:37 AM »
oh well, best to be rare amongs the many then just another face in the masses. ^-^ and it's a shame mortis and lizard arn't around much, guess i was gone longer than i thought..... on a lighter nte, would you be able to help me with something?
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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2012, 05:12:48 AM »
What is it you need help with?

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« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2012, 05:18:10 AM »
it's nothing hard, i just need the honest opinion of a few people who have no reason to lie to me or leave out bits of their own personal opinions. if you agree to help me i'll send you a pm with the work, and just know, you'll be one of the few getting a sneak peekof this.
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« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2012, 05:20:48 AM »
So I'm just to give a personal opinion on this work, yes? I believe I can do that, sure.

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« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2012, 05:41:01 AM »
sent it, just go over it and yea.
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Re: Lizards
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2012, 03:56:39 AM »
I'm still around. >_>

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« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2012, 08:09:23 AM »
so you are ^-^ nice to see you again
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« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2012, 01:18:06 PM »
Yeah, I may be a little scarce... But I am still lurking. :}=<

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Re: Lizards
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2012, 08:40:18 PM »
are rinocerus lizard?
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« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2012, 10:04:14 PM »
no sorry, a rhino is actually a mammle with thick and sometimes armourlike skin ^-^
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