^
good one.
Okay, so a massive forest fire breaks out near a local barn, and they call in the city fire department, but no matter how hard they try, they can't put it out. It seems that all is lost when suddenly, the Volunteer Fire Department firefighters come rushing down the hill in their dilapidated old fire truck, rush right into the blaze, and put the fire out all by themselves. The farmer is so happy that his farm was saved that he gives the VFD a thousand dollars.
The VFD is later interviewed by a reporter from the local news network in regards to their brave actions.
"So chief," asked the reporter, "what's the first thing that you guys are gonna do with your thousand dollars?"
"Well, isn't it obvious?" the fire chief said. "We're gonna get those brakes fixed!"
