Don't do that with the bird... !

[Bubblegum]

I think my boyfriend would make a fantastic furry. He loves his animals enough that he lets his cockatiel steal chewed tortilla chip gunk from his mouth.
I don't even want dogs licking my face after where their tongues have been.

[BakaFawkes]

Does he know about the fandom? Just introduce him to me, I'll have him getting fed by the parrot. 
 
 
But really, it's good to share your fun with others, just don't be overbearing with it.