How would you introduce the user above you to a stranger?

[Ræfóa Aldrnari]

So yeah, it's pretty self-explanatory if you read the title
How would you introduce the user above you to a person they hadn't met before?

Get creative!

[Eesha]

Hello Sir, I don't believe we actually met.
Nice to meet you, I'm Eesha


(that's formal  )

[Ræfóa Aldrnari]

(You know, I mean like: If you met someone, and you wanted to introduce me too them. What would you say about me, as I met him/her
I'm sorry, if I wasn't clear)

[Eesha]

I should learn to read someday 

[/size]Well, you know, I wasn't kidding


I will stop any attempt to use my brain for a hour or two, it's under maintenance 

[Styxx Von Doom]

I would pick them up and place them in front of me. This is "insert user name" (as I'm lazy lol) they are cute, cuddly, and fluffeh!

[Eesha]

(Text is now my 2 worst ennemy with water  )
I would do like this :


Heyyyy, how are ya ? *friendly hit the shoulder of the person in front*
Yeah, so, here's Styxx Von Doom, I hope you don't mind the red flashy hair and his tongue, he can't get it back up his mouth. Hope you'll get well with him m8.
*Push Styxx toward the person, then go away*
See ya and goodluck !