We're all very aware of the Awkward Turtle, and we all have stories of his visits. List some awkward moments you've had! I'll kick it off.
I was working at night and one of my favorite guests came to check in. He's a really cool guy, and I love his wife/girlfriend. But they started talking about his sister, who went to "one of those conventions where they dress up in animal costumes or something."
Needless to say I had no idea what to do. My lame response was "they don't all dress up in full costumes." Moving on, here's your room key!
