To say that I have bad luck would be an understatement. With my luck, I missed several plane journeys, a few train journeys, and an opportunity to visit the Houses of Parliament. Also I happened to be born with the worst father in existence, and even though my mother keeps saying that we don't want to be with him, he keeps moving house to the same town that we are in. We have moved house 7/8 times already... which also means that I don't tend to keep relationships for a long time, as we never really stayed in one place for long enough.