A.K.A:PUNS!
What is a skeletons favorite sweet?
MARSH-MARROW
Why are skeletons so calm?
NOTHING GETS UNDER THEIR SKIN
What can a skeleton statue be called?
A SKULL-TURE
Skeletons use Telebones To do skullfies.
I'm not lazy, I'M BONE IDLE
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
SHIN-GLES
A skele-band has:
Trom-BONES, BONE-gos and a xylo-BONE
What's a skeletons least favorite chicken?
BONELESS
What? A skeleton?
I don't calcium.
What do you call a female skeleton?
A FEMUR
What do you call a skeletal snake?
A RATTLER
What do you say when a skeleton lies?
"Stop tellin' FIB-bias!"
What is a skeletons favorite musician?
BONE JOVI
