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Offline Zaspher

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Anyfur got any good jokes.
« on: February 03, 2011, 08:50:50 AM »
I would like to hear anyones fur jokes if they got any heres a couple funny ones I found.

You know your a furry if...

- a cop pulls you over and asks for your ID you give them your collar

- You wear your fursuit in the shower

- You've ever been caught yiping in school after sitting on your tail that isnt there

- You judge a sports game by the proformance of the mascots

- When somone calls you a S.O.B. you take it as a complement.

- You use furry MUCK as a nightlight

- You growl when your mom says to clean your room

- you own collars but your dogs dont

- you watch nature shows like most people watch sports (exp. go crocodiles)

Also whats the difference between a fur hater and a trampoline...

You take your shoes of before stomping on a trampoline
There already is a thread like that:
http://www.thefurryforum.com/forums/index.php?topic=2287.0

-iKerochu <3
« Last Edit: February 03, 2011, 04:34:27 PM by iKero-chuâ„¢ »

 

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