Found this at:
http://www.pendulum.org/humor/humor_bluemoon_self.html and thought it was pretty funny. Enjoy!
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SELF-IMPROVEMENT
RI 500 Creative suffering
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 You and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Python
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity
BUSINESS AND CAREER
RD 01 How I made 100$ in Real Estate
RD 02 Money Can Make You Rich!
RD 03 Packaging and Selling your Children
RD 04 Carrer Opportunities in El Salvador
RD 05 How to Profit from your Genetalia
RD 06 The Underachiever's Guide to Very Small Business Opportunities
RD 07 Tax Shelters for the Indigent
RD 08 Looters' Guide to American Cities
RD 09 Mortgage Reduction Through Arson
RD 10 Retirement as a Career for Ages 16 through 26
RD 11 Reading Between the Lines
RD 12 Profit from your own Funeral
RD 13 Tricking your own Mother for Money
RD 14 Daring to be a Beggar
RD 15 Gambling your way to prosperity
RD 16 Making money from TV Guide Study
RD 17 Piracy
ECONOMICS
LJ 401 Europe on 5000$ per day
LJ 402 Pen and Pencil repair
LJ 403 Convert your KIRBY Vacuum to a Fully Automatic Rifle
LJ 404 How to Convert your Family Room into a Garage
LJ 405 Burglarproof your Home with Cement
LJ 406 Basic Kitchen Taxidermy
LJ 407 Sinus Drainage at Home
LJ 408 1001 Uses for your KIRBY Vacuum
LJ 409 Financing your KIRBY Vacuum
LJ 410 How to Convert a Wheelchair into a Dune Buggy
LJ 411 Christianity and the Art of R.V. Maintenance
LJ 412 Cat Hair Macrame
LJ 413 What to Do with your Conversation Pit
LJ 414 Inexpensive Lawn Care Through Cement
HEALTH AND FITNESS
JC 201 Itchy-gitchy-goo-Kwon-Do: The Martial Art for frady cats
JC 202 Creative Tooth Decay
JC 203 Exorcism and Acne
JC 204 The Joys of Hypochondria
JC 205 High Fiber Sex
JC 206 Suicide for your Health
JC 207 Understanding Female Nudity (already full)
JC 208 Biofeedback and how to Stop your Heart
JC 209 Skate Yourself to Regularity
JC 210 Understanding Male Nudity
JC 211 Tap Dance your way to Ridicule
JC 212 Dressing Right/Dressing Left - it can change your life
JC 213 The Braille System of Anatomy
JC 214 Impersonating a Doctor
JC215-How to make time for a nervous breakdown
JC216-My own mental collapse or (I deserve a breakdown today)
ARTS AND CRAFTS
BD 301 Bad Modern Art Appreciation
BD 302 Old Architecture: GOOD! New Architecture: BAD!
BD 303 Self-Actualization through Macrame
BD 304 Needlecraft for Junkies
BD 305 Cuticle Crafts
BD 306 Gifts for the Senile
BD 307 Bonsai your Pets
BD 308 How to Draw a Navel
BD 309 Stained Glass for your Car's Windshield
BD 310 Sculpting your Facial Hair
