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A Day at the Office
« on: June 06, 2010, 11:00:23 PM »
Yes, another day at Furries Incorperated: By furries, for furries. White walls lined with cubicles sing the mundane song of the office life.

Kristian loosened his tie and typed at his computer desk in a crowded cubicle. He wiped a few drops of sweat from his brow and sent a quick email to his boss, which said:

"Hey, boss, I've been working in this office for 8 years and I still don't know what this company does... care to explain?"

And he awaited a response, which eventually came:

"...good question! I'm not sure what we do either! I'll tell you when I find out. For now, just keep typing stuff! Back to work! I expect a report on whatever the heck you want at my desk by five!"
« Last Edit: June 06, 2010, 11:02:18 PM by Kristian002 »

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Re: A Day at the Office
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2010, 04:16:22 AM »
"you know, you could just try doing nothing. That's what I do and I still get paid." timber chuckles as he looks over Kristian's shoulder. "and I am  never bored. It's not like your going to get anythingdone with only cup of coffe in you any way!" timber puts down what appears to be a large cup of black coffe on Kristian's desk. "maybe you will come to your senses after that!"
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Re: A Day at the Office
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2010, 04:59:13 AM »
Walks by swinging a glow stick and stops reading the email before it gets closed out
"He wants a report? You know its probably just gonna get deleted."
"its my 6th year here and all I ever type about is food. The boss doesn't seem to mind but I know he reads my reports. I saw him eating food I was talking about 2 days ago."

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Re: A Day at the Office
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2010, 05:07:06 AM »
"No thanks, I'm trying to quit" Kristian said before pushing the coffee away and turning to his report, which was now titled 'The Advantages and Disadvantages of Eating Pizza Crust-First'.

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Re: A Day at the Office
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2010, 05:17:34 AM »
"eating pizza crust first?..if you don't mind, I would like to read that when you are done. It sounds most interesting"
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Re: A Day at the Office
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2010, 12:48:53 PM »
"'trying to quit' my tail! If you won't drink the coffe, we will have to find other means of waking you up." timber pulls out a zippo and lights  kristian's tail on fire
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Re: A Day at the Office
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2010, 01:28:49 PM »
Now that's not very nice manners to be lighting someone elses tail on fire
*puts out fire* now I just write what comes into my head like a report entirely based on rocks or pineapples!
I find it fun describing things idk about you but description is nice I think so anyway
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Re: A Day at the Office
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2010, 02:38:12 PM »
"one of these days, you people are going to drive me over the deep end." timber shakes his head and walks back to his desk.

Returns a few seconds later with two large, unmarked bottles filled with clearliquid. "want to have some fun? This stuff is about as iliegal as you can get!"
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Re: A Day at the Office
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2010, 06:02:53 PM »
Looking at timber  "Is it illegal in mexico too?"
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Re: A Day at the Office
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2010, 07:50:24 PM »
"well, its a combination of whiskey, meth, and acid... so yeah i would say that it is probably ileagle every where except maybe the Moon." timber pops the cork on one bottle and takes a swig, and then hands the other bottle to his co-worker. "this should be an interesting day. probably wont get that report done."
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Re: A Day at the Office
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2010, 03:59:01 AM »
*a purple fox runs and takes one of the bottles and jumps on top of the computers and starts to laugh erratically* mine mine tis all mine *a squirrel climbs out of the coat pocket and takes it away* .... *they intensely stair at each other*
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Re: A Day at the Office
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2010, 04:15:04 AM »
"&&&& is that a purple fox? I think I am already drunk!" timber takes another swig out of the first bottle.

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Re: A Day at the Office
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2010, 04:17:45 AM »
*sain throws a cup at wahstimber*
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Re: A Day at the Office
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2010, 04:52:47 AM »
"YOU LITTLE ****! I GONNA BEAT SOME PURPLE FOX TAIL!" timber vaults over Kristian's desk to chase after sain, and knocks over the coffee  which spills all over Kristian.

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Re: A Day at the Office
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2010, 05:58:23 AM »
Kristian shrugs "I'm too tired to react to the infernal pain of a seeping hot cup of coffee spilling all over my lap", he said as he apathetically typed nonsensical bull-honky into his report. "I'm taking a lunch break, who's in?"

 

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