Yes, another day at Furries Incorperated: By furries, for furries. White walls lined with cubicles sing the mundane song of the office life.
Kristian loosened his tie and typed at his computer desk in a crowded cubicle. He wiped a few drops of sweat from his brow and sent a quick email to his boss, which said:
"Hey, boss, I've been working in this office for 8 years and I still don't know what this company does... care to explain?"
And he awaited a response, which eventually came:
"...good question! I'm not sure what we do either! I'll tell you when I find out. For now, just keep typing stuff! Back to work! I expect a report on whatever the heck you want at my desk by five!"