Corrupt a wish game.

[Rygore Anikeria]

Here's how you play. One person makes a wish and the next person has to make the wish backfire on the wisher, then the person who corrupted the wish has to make a wish of their own.
Example:

Person A: I wish I had a pony.

Person B: Granted, but two years later, while riding the pony, you fall off and and pony accidentally stomps on your head, crushing your skull.
I wish I had some cereal.

Etc.

So, to begin.

I wish I could fly!

[Ares the Ram]

granted, but you have to drink jet fuel to do it.

I wish I could live in canada

[Gabag]

Granted, but now it's a trailer park

I wish I was Akula Coleo.

[Rygore Anikeria]

Granted, but since I'm not entirely sure who that is ill just say that there's a time bomb strapped to your back.
I wish i had a jelly donut.

[Ares the Ram]

granted, but its all crusty.

I wish Ukko knew who Akula is.

[Gabag]

Granted, but I kill both

I wish Macid was a fish

[Rygore Anikeria]

*macid turns into a fish and lands in a fish tank and Ukko's spirit rises form his body.*
Granted, but I wish I was alive again.

[Ares the Ram]

granted, but now you owe 10 million dollars in real estate dues

I wish my paypal would process my money already

[Gabag]

Granted (Ukko)

BUT NOW YOUR MY SISTER!

I wish my sister would get a better dress then mage battlegarb.

Macid
Granted, but your money was stolen by a spy

[Rygore Anikeria]

Granted
http://th00.deviantart.com/fs20/300W/f/2007/295/f/5/Tales_of_Magic___Sorceress_by_picster.jpg
I wish macid was a pufferfish.

[Gabag]

Om nom
*dat picture, so hawt*

Granted

but now he's in a suishi bar as the special.

i wish Ukko actually changed his profile to a woman with the associated sorceress picture he just posted.

[Rygore Anikeria]

._. I see where this is going, Clever Gabag, very clever.

Granted but now macid's poison pufferfish gland leaks onto your waiting lunch.

[Gabag]

I wish (command) ukko to change his profile post haste and his status to a female

and use the sorceress avatar

[Rygore Anikeria]

Granted but I am saving these posts as proof that I was forced to do this.

I wish you would eat your poison lunch.

[Gabag]

I ate it, but now i can breathe fire instead of the food poisoning you wanted.

I wish ukko would actually go through with it