*gets out of bed and goes to the bathroom to take a shower, he then looks in the mirror* huh? Why did I make a short puzzled grunt? Oh Christ... I'm a freakin' anime?! Why, god why?! I don't even wanna see how big my eyes are, I'm keeping my goggles on. Of all anime, why couldn't I be in The Boondocks? *he gets a sharp, throbbing headache* Aagh my Mary Sue sense's tingling. *he grabs his snowboard* Time to go smack some Sues. I am... BoardSmack!
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