(For gits and shiggles.)
They lurk around every corner in canon. Ridiculous shipping with canon characters, they're a thousand years old, but look, I dunno, 17. They're more powerful than canon characters, overpowered as the dickens, "the most powerful being in the universe." They're oh so perfect, "So perfect, it's a curse." And typically their color scheme is, wait for it... red and black, so original. What have I been blab- I mean narrating- about? Mary Sues... the number one leading cause of throbbing headaches among any and all fandoms. Your face will have a large red mark from the impact of the face palm that looking at these characters has caused you to do. Your muscles will cramp from all the times you cringed, looking at these abominable OCs. But, as logic dictates, the only thing that can kill a Sue, is another Sue. You are part of an elite group known as Anti-Sues. We search far and wide, the various cartoon universes, for these Mary Sues.
Name: BoardSmack
Age: 17 earth years
Species: Stallion Anthro (was originally an MLP OC)
Rank: Elite Sue Hunter
Weapon of choice: His trusty enchanted snowboard
Appearance: Brawny, wears a snowboarding jacket, snowboard pants, snowboard boots, and snowboard goggles which can't be removed. Has orange and yellow striped hair. Light gray fur.
Gear: his jacket, pants, goggles, everything, is patented anti B.S. Gear. He can survive any type of environment, any blows he takes in combat, and his goggles protect his eyes, obviously, rendering any psychological, mind control, nightmare stare, etc. useless against him.
Personality: Well, he boards, so, he's a rather chill fellow. Talks a bit like a stereotypical boarder, like "Dude" "Bail" etc.