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The case of the missing cigarettes
« on: February 22, 2009, 02:06:52 AM »
At 08:25:48 PM on February the 18th, ShadoWolf800 left a box of candy cigarettes in the welcome forum. The contents of this box were half empty, which leads us into the court room today, how do you plead?
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Re: The case of the missing cigarettes
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2009, 02:22:14 AM »
*sticks out arm and points* OBJECTION! Haha, I couldn't resist!
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Re: The case of the missing cigarettes
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2009, 02:23:11 AM »
 :shcoked: your objection being?  :P
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Re: The case of the missing cigarettes
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2009, 02:25:00 AM »
That I, the defendant is not guilty. Directly on my box, it states that I am not responsible to replace any candy that is missing or stolen.
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Re: The case of the missing cigarettes
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2009, 02:34:04 AM »
Maybe he gave them away?  on purpose. *sits down*
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Re: The case of the missing cigarettes
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2009, 02:35:04 AM »
Judge may i take the stand please?

I have a testimony...






You made me sad  :'(
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Re: The case of the missing cigarettes
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2009, 02:39:27 AM »
((Off-Topic: Maybe this belongs in Fun RP?))

Awww... (Hugs) But I'll let you buy some. I don't know wether you hid them, trying to get more, but I'll let you buy a box. You usally can't buy them, but...
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Re: The case of the missing cigarettes
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2009, 02:41:24 AM »
+1 good karma... deal?  :)

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Re: The case of the missing cigarettes
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2009, 02:43:39 AM »
Alright, alright. (Hands FurFlyer a box of blue razberry candy cigrettes)
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Re: The case of the missing cigarettes
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2009, 02:44:45 AM »
 :D glad an arrangement could be ma.... hey WHY ARE THERE TWO MISSING  :shcoked:
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Re: The case of the missing cigarettes
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2009, 03:47:22 AM »
((YEA this could be a cortroom thread for disagreements! But then it would go into Rants & Advice, wouldn't it?))

The freshness seal was on there.
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Re: The case of the missing cigarettes
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2009, 04:07:56 AM »
Yeah ok lets end it at that before people get annoyed  :P Pleasure doing business with you
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Re: The case of the missing cigarettes
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2009, 04:08:49 AM »
(Nods) See you around.
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Re: The case of the missing cigarettes
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2009, 04:42:58 AM »
(Uses his Storm VII as a gavel) "Case is ajourned."
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