It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor: disconnect your computer from the Internet.
If there's an idea in your head, it's in solitary confinement. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension. Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
Reading your post is less interesting than watching paint dry. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave. Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if that pimple on your ass hadn't turned out to be a brain tumor; if your weren't so fat that the Brooklyn Bridge would collapse if you ever tried to go Bungee Jumping off of it, or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry itself to sleep every night. No, come to think of it, you would.
To sum up: I'd rather pass the world's largest kidney stone than read another post from you.
