Put the sentence in order according to your uniqueness.
Step 1 - Choose the month you were born in
January: I set fire to
February: I threw
March: I smashed
April: I nommed
May: I dissected
June: I squished
July: I sat on
August: I danced on
September: I blew up
October: I drew a face on
November: I pounced on
December: I buried
Step 2 - Choose the day you were born on
1: a banana
2: a cupcake
3: a watermelon
4: a pie
5: a mutant sheep
6: a zombie
7: a barrel of mashed grapes
8: a pile of tomatoes
9: an angry skunk
10: an angry rattlesnake
11: a grenade
12: an ant hill
13: a ceiling fan
14: an egg
15: a sack of potatoes
16: someone's diary
17: a TV
18: a refrigerator
19: a cactus
20: a porcupine
21: an open-faced floor fan
22: a door
23: a window
24: the roof
25: a lightbulb
26: a nuclear time bomb
27: a chair
28: the previous poster
29: the next poster
30: the poster after the next
31: myself
Step 3 - Choose the setting you are in right now
School or college: in the middle of the road
Cafeteria or restaurant with wifi: while singing a dumb song
Other public building with wifi: on top of the roof
Your house/room: while sleepwalking
Your dorm: in a swimming pool
At a friend's house: while in a hang glider
Outside somewhere: in the wilderness
Step 4 - Choose the color shirt you are wearing right now
White: cuz it was fun
Black: cuz I do it all the time
Pink: cuz I don't care
Red: cuz it's what I do best
Blue: cuz it feels so good
Purple: cuz I just can't stop
Yellow: cuz I'm cool like that
Gray: cuz I'm mad at the world
Green: cuz I'm HYPER
Orange: cuz I get paid to do it
Brown: cuz I did it on a dare
Stripes: cuz it makes me look smart
Patterns: cuz I'm happy happy happy!
Words: cuz I was curious what would happen
Logo: cuz it was too tempting
Picture: cuz I wanted attention
Other: cuz... um... I don't know why I did it...
NO Shirt: and it's none of your business why!
Mine would be: "I drew a face on a banana while sleepwalking cuz it's what I do best"
