(Game) Gumball machine!

[TheSSF]

In this forum game, you insert (X) into a gumball machine. The next poster then has to tell you what comes out! It's rather simple, random, and it worked on the last forum I was on ^^;

So, when I write

*Inserts a coin*

The next person says "You recieve a ___" And then adds what they insert into the machine!

So I'll start it off with a quite simple

*Inserts a coin*

[Zae]

/\You have recieved a Rainbow kitten!
 
*Inserts a paperclip into the gumball machine.*

[Midnight Madness]

^You have received a bouquet of chocolate flowers!


*inserts pop tart*

[Zae]

/\You have recieved a letter from the Poptart company telling you where not to put poptarts! The main reason being that they are sacred beings!
 
*Eats chocolate flower bouquet.*
 
*Inserts Tron disc into gumball machine.*

[Midnight Madness]

^You receive a small rod! It is the essence of a light cycle.


*inserts a detonator*

[TheSSF]

You recieve a stick of dynamite!

*Inserts a pokeball o3o*

[Midnight Madness]

^You receive a Charizard! Wait; I'm a Charizard. o.=.o


*inserts a chicken*

[Zae]

/\ You receive a turkey sandwich.
 
*Inserts pencil.*

[Midnight Madness]

^You receive a drawing of me! Imagination; 'tis amazing.


*inserts tail* Wait, no, get out of there!

[Zae]

/\ You receive a foot, there is a tag on it that reads : "WARNING: May contain traces of peanuts!"
 
*Inserts potatoe.*

[Midnight Madness]

^You receive a Portal gun! "Oh hi, how are you holding up? Because I am a potato."


*inserts the foot I received*

[Zae]

You receive a shotgun, also has a tag on it (I love tags lol.) it reads: "Zombie apocolypse soon, best keep this shotgun handy."
 
*Inserts pill*

[Midnight Madness]

*Totes shotgun* Well then, time for a Zombie roast. *cocks gun*


^You receive a vaporized mass of something!


*inserts rabbit's foot*

[Zae]

/\ You receive a leprachaun (Spelt wrong?)
 
*Inserts carrot*

[Midnight Madness]

^You receive a footless rabbit!


*inserts pocket lint*