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Things that will get you slapped
« on: January 07, 2012, 08:09:56 PM »
Yes, it does make your butt look big.

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2012, 04:13:18 AM »
Calling a fat woman pregnant... or a pregnant woman fat

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2012, 04:20:50 AM »
Excuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?


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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2012, 04:21:39 AM »
When you were born did the doctor turn around and slap your mother?

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2012, 04:22:24 AM »
Here, have a breath mint. It'll help.
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Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2012, 09:59:06 PM »
You know, with that dress on, you don't look half bad!
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2012, 01:04:03 AM »
Nice Halloween costume! Although I have no idea why you're wearing it now...
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2012, 04:53:52 AM »
I'm so glad you're not self conscious, life would be so hard for you if you were

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2012, 02:55:40 AM »
(To a Stephanie Meyer hater) Wanna watch Twilight?
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2012, 04:14:37 AM »
*goes to 4chan*

SOPA's awesome! Justin Beiber rules

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2012, 12:53:58 AM »
*goes up to Slendy as a child*
So AGH!!

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2012, 02:21:37 AM »
can you please fix me some dinner mom?


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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2012, 10:11:30 PM »
Are you dressing up as a female Santa? If not, you might want to lose the cushion!


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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2012, 10:18:55 PM »
"Hey, could you slap me?"

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2012, 10:21:10 PM »
"Hey could you slap me?"


"No you weirdo!"


"Well maybe it will help you lose weight; you look like you need it"


"How dare you!"


*SLAP!"


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