Spur of Rage

[anoni]

This has been an ongoing joke between me and a friend. The idea is to put in the most hilarious place to have a random spur of rage.

Such as a funeral.

Extra points are awarded for adding what you did in the spur of rage and why you had a spur of rage

"I was at a funeral and then remembered my cat was sleeping on my computer and had a sudden spur of rage and I threw a chair my mother was sitting on into oncoming traffic"

[MrRazot]

my cat was just standing there and then i kicked it and it flew and hit the wall
another time i was at a play park and i strangled someone...

[anoni]

(Meant to be fictional and contain the words "spur of rage" )

I once saw Justin Bieber live in concert and then remembered he was attempting to sing and had a random spur of rage and threw an audience member on him

[MrRazot]

i once say justin bieber eating lunch at a bistro...
i was arrested for several crimes against humanity and going against the bill of rights in 9 different sections...

[Lokyar Brightmane]

I once was at a Madonna concert, and I remembered she was 50 years old; I had a sudden spur of range and threw her own microphone at her.

((range pun intentional.))

[anoni]

I was once helping out my boyfriend with his troubles and then remembered I lost the game and had a sudden spur of rage, so I made a sandwich and then threw it on my cat.

[Lokyar Brightmane]

I was once on a very fast rollercoaster and then found out it accelerated from 0-61 in 2.5 seconds; I had a sudden spur of rage and fell out of the car when back at the station, twitching.

((Fiction? Screw fiction!))

[MrRazot]

once i was walking down the school passageway, and these guys were walking really slow in front of me, so i raged and shoved them aside using my power of being in a higher grade then them.

[anoni]

A guy was attempting to troll people on my server, I remembered this guy trolled people earlier and had a random spur of rage and snipe banned him

[MrRazot]

once i had a gun, then i had a SPUR OF RAGE and shot myself in the foot 

[anoni]

Once I had a fish, then I remembered that the fish was judging me and I had a spur of rage and threw it into a blender!

[MrRazot]

i was watching shutter island, and the ending was confusing, then i had a SPUR OF RAGE and broke the television...

[anoni]

I was playing Wii fit and it told me I was overweight so I had a SPUR OF RAGE and annilated a cake shop

[MrRazot]

i was walking down the street and someone looked at me funny, then i had a SPUR OF RAGE and now he needs a wheelchair

[anoni]

A guy I liked was playing hard to get so I had a SPUR OF RAGE and now he's playing hard to find