Copied this from the Housepets! forums cuz it's really simple and fun!
So, what ya have to do is insert something inside the vending machine, and the next poster will dispense the outcome.
For example:
Me: Inserts a Huskeh
You: You get a Bucket of KFC (Ze Poor Huskeh T.T)
Inserts a Katana
Me: Gets an emu
And so on and so forth! The items are totally random so get crazeh!!!
I'll start!
Inserts a laptop