Ultimate Showdown (Rock, Paper, What?)

[MrRazot]

Beat the person above you in a trump-like fashion using Rock, Paper, Scissors logic.

Rules:
Look for what the person posted above and post something that beats it and give a reason.

for example:

p1: scissors
p2: a rock - rock dulls the scissors
p3: paper - warps it's self around the rock
p3: water - will make the paper soggy
p4: a freezer - freezes the water
p5: a power outage - stops the freezer from working
p6: Generator - provides electricity anyway
p7: sledge hammer: can smash generator

Be as Crazy as you like
Even use people or characters!


To start off with: Coca-Cola bottle

[Lethrasherhuskeh]

Hammer - smashes bottle 

[BakaFawkes]

Freezer- I freeze the hammer to your hand. Even if you can still swing it, I'm running away from you laughing
 
 
mwahaha 

[Luggz]

Me - I unplug the freezer and open the door

[BakaFawkes]

Rock counters Luggz
 
I peg the rock at him, hitting him hard in the shin. Huskeh might still be after me 

[MrRazot]

Squirtle - Water type beats Rock Type

[anoni]

Pure sodium

Detonates in contact with water and hence kills squirtle

[MrRazot]

Chlorine - They mix and make salt

[Ventus Fall]

Me - I like up all the salt o3o
*yum*
(Note, I didn't say how long I would take to like up the salt.)

[Cef]

Me- I steal all your salt to give myself frenchfries

[Luggz]

oven - I put your french fries in the oven and burn them!

[MrRazot]

can of Oven Cleaner - You'll never use your oven again! (for a week or so until you think it's safe to cook things in it again)

[Drakos]

I use a lighter to light up the over cleaner and blow it up and stuff .

[Cef]

Firemen - they love putting out fires

[AlmarRaccoon]

Road block - they love stopping fire trucks