Author Topic: Destroy-A-Wish (Read 10846 times)

Jack Lionheart · « **on:** July 20, 2014, 10:05:17 PM »

I see that there have been a few threads like this but they've all gone dead so I thought I'd make a new one. The rules of this game a pretty simple. You grant the wish from the post above you but give it some kind of ironic twist that makes it useless or negative.

Example
User A: I wish I had a sandwich.
User B: Granted, but it's poisoned.

I'll start us off. I wish I could talk to animals.

Cheza · « **Reply #1 on:** July 21, 2014, 02:34:40 AM »

Granted, but you can only talk to mudskippers.

I wish I could go home now

Caesium Iodide · « **Reply #2 on:** July 21, 2014, 03:09:55 AM »

Granted, but can only go by albatross.

Cheza · « **Reply #3 on:** July 21, 2014, 03:23:52 AM »

Granted, but next time, please meet me in the middle an wish for something xD

I wish I was a tree

Caesium Iodide · « **Reply #4 on:** July 21, 2014, 03:25:36 AM »

(Sorry Cheza!

)

Granted, but only in the summer.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Cheza · « **Reply #5 on:** July 21, 2014, 03:29:50 AM »

(It's ok, we all forget to ask new questions/wish for new things/add to the count/subtract from the count/whatever it is we're supposed to sometimes xD)

Granted, but it only works in highly-polluted toxic water. If it's too clean it just won't work.

I wish something fun happened.

Caesium Iodide · « **Reply #6 on:** July 21, 2014, 03:32:39 AM »

Granted, but it wasn't for you.

I wish I was a ballerina!!

Cheza · « **Reply #7 on:** July 21, 2014, 03:37:25 AM »

Granted, enjoy your new life as a cookie ^^

(Not sure if the rest of the world also have them, but around here, those things are known as "Ballerina cookies" )

I wish I had a pizza

Peanut B. Rawket · « **Reply #8 on:** July 21, 2014, 03:39:56 AM »

Granted, However the pizza is made of metal.

I wish i had superpowers!

Caesium Iodide · « **Reply #9 on:** July 21, 2014, 04:14:43 AM »

Granted, but only when it's below zero with the windchill.

I wish I could decide on what color of Converse high tops I want.

Jack Lionheart · « **Reply #10 on:** July 21, 2014, 04:20:45 AM »

Granted but that color has been discontinued and every store is out of them.

I wish I could find all of the awesome Classic Rock stuff I love on Spotify.