Me: "did you know Tim is a hopeless romantic?"
Trix: "Tim is NOT hopeless, he's fun!"
Me: "that's not what I said silly fox, look on his profile he says he's a hopeless romantic"
Trix: "you can be so mean sometimes, Tim is awesome!"
Me: "OK, you win, Tim's a sweetheart. I wish him all the best in the world"
Trix: "Oooooooooh, well if you love him so much why don't you marry him?"
Me: *sigh* "Well, for one thing I already have a mate"
Trix: "Oh My Dog! That's such a coinkidink! I do too! Who's yours?"
Me: "Not again..."