There's a board for this on Flight Rising that is wickedly entertaining, so I thought it would be fun to start one here
How the game works: One person posts a statement beginning with "fortunately," and the next posts a follow up statement beginning with "unfortunately," and etc.
Example:
You order a pizza.
Fortunately, they have all the toppings you want in stock.
Unfortunately, it's an hour late arriving.
Fortunately, it is very tasty.
Unfortunately, you forgot that you are lactose intolerant and are now feeling quite ill
...and so on.
Let us begin with the initial sentence, and see where our poor player ends up.
You step outside of your house to begin your first day of your new job.
