1,001 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

[Maple Bacon]

I'M ALWAYS THE ONE TO START THIS THREAD LOLOLOL


I love this game. Basically all that's to it is you post ridiculous things to do in Walmart. You can post as many as you want but when I post here I won't do more than five.


1. Ask politely to get kicked out
2. Ask rudely to get kicked out
3. Throw random things into neighboring aisles
4. Walk in wearing a Target uniform
5. Follow someone and narrate their shopping spree

[Grovygrunge]

6. Preach your opinions on the evils of consumerist society
7. Preach your opinions on the evils of capitalism
8. Make a remark about terrorism not being a big deal
9. Be a terrorist
10. Be gay (assuming this Walmart is in Iran)

[Blisk]

11. Tackle the Santa rigging the bell during the holidays
12. Order two pies from the bakery, throw one in the baker's face than the manager's when they get there
13. Walk into the wrong restroom on purpose
14. Use the restroom in the aisles of the electronic section
15. Twerk on the greeter

[Celestial_Dragon]

16. Crash a car through the stores entrance
17.rearange all the products into different areas so they would not be found in the correct area.
18. Begin yodeling very loudly while standing on top of fresh fruit produce
19 .look exactly like Hitler and order a ridiculous amount of gas
20.Run through naked while holding a boombox playing the audible version of fifty shades of grey

[Maple Bacon]

21. Actually camp in the camping section.
22. Get on the PA system and do death metal growls

[Alistair]

23. Yell "Food fight!" and start throwing food at other customers
24. Open packages of food and start eating, when an employee asks you what you're doing just say you're sampling it.

[Angder]

25. Head to the aisles for lemonade, and have your kids set up a lemonade stand. A bit of friendly competition never hurt anyone, right?

[kalan]

26. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

27. Leave cryptic messages on the laptops.

28. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

29. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

30. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

31. Get several of those frogs (that croak when somebody walks by) from the Garden Dept. and place in strategic locations throughout store.

32. Play with the automatic doors.

33. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long," etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

34. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"

[Celestial_Dragon]

35. Broadcast their competitions adds (i don't know walmarts enemies besides Target)
36. Ride those tiny rides in front of the store
37. Swing on the banners dressed as a monkey
38. Glue money on the floor
39. Buy a very expensive object and pay in pennies (thats the lowest american coin right)
40. Put womans clothes in mens carts and vice versa
41. Use the convener belt as a treadmill.
42.  Announce that Target has a massive sale over the intercom, and say limited time only.

[kalan]

43. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend to be a mannequin too. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible.

44. Start singing oldies songs in the megaphone.

45. Ask everyone in "Electronics" "Do you know what CD this song is on? I don't know the name but it goes like this:". Then sing loudly, and don't stop until somebody throws you out.

46. Bark while trying on dog collars. Have a friend lead you around on a leash. Better yet, whinny while trying on horse tack and a friend holds the reins. (This depends on the walmart apparently)

47. Take fishing rods & a fishing hat from Sporting Goods to the Pet Department. Pretend to fish in the goldfish tanks.

48. With friends, form a line that leads to nothing. Act like you're all excited about something. See how many people who walk by will come stand in it, too. (This actually works)

[Blisk]

49. Straight up steal from them several times.
50. Protest walmart with picket signs inside the store
51. Dump milk everywhere
52. Tackle an elderly lady into the spilled milk and use her to clean it up
53. Test a weed hacker on the gardening section
54. Set something on fire
55. Challenge people to a duel in a DBZ costume. Don't hold back.

[Dax Declan]

56. Run into the manager on those little motorized cart things.
57. Throw packets of ramen at people.
58. Climb the shelves.

[Radio]

59. Lay down on the floor naked whilst singing Shirley temple songs whilst rubbing a full containers worth of Mrs. Butterworth on your  exposed chest.

60. Set a cashier on fire.

61. Backhand as many people as you can consecutively.

62. Bring an actual sword into the produce section and start reenacting gameplay of fruit ninja.

63. Buy a questionable series of items. Ex. 1 Zucchini, a large container of Vaseline, and Tylenol pain medication.

64. Suplex an elderly.

65. Ask a series of questions to the cashier in a very long line regarding the possible uses of a Q-tip. Such as:
Can I use this as a weapon?

[anoni]

66. Drive a car into walmart saying it's an oversized mobility device
67. Destroy all the water bottles in walmart while shouting "MY WATER BROKE! MY WATER BROKE!"
68. Clip your tone nails in the food section
69. Test out some of those firearms they sell... while still in walmart
70. Throw all the phones and electronic devices into water if they say "water resistant"

[CrazyCat]

71. Dress up in a  fursuit (or a mask) and stand silently by the jewelry section.
72. Sample the fresh produce
72b. Sample the bakery goods
73. Test the creams and ointments in the pharmacy section
74. Raid the liquor section
75. Motorized scooter jousting
76. Show up wearing a ski mask and holding a knife
77. Make Molotov cocktails out of the booze bottles
78. Go to the kitchen section, pick 2 knives, give one to a stranger and challenge them to a knife fight
79. Go to the most crowded section and shout racist slurs (don't get caught), sit back and enjoy the ensuing fights
80. Test the condoms