Fight for the Diamond

[Azure Frostfire]

This game is basically the same as one I've seen on a different forum, but nonetheless, here's how it goes.
The person above you has an imaginary diamond, you have to find a way to steal it. It's just a never ending game of one person taking the diamond from the other. Only rules are: You  can't permanently destroy the diamond or put it a box thats completely impossible to get into.

I'll start.

I wrap myself around the diamond,  preventing it from being easily taken.

[Derik Fray]

Pries fingers and hands away struggling with the task and slides out of Azures grasp and locks it into a safe hiding the password under the safe

[Azure Frostfire]

Pulls out a crowbar and a motorcycle, wedges the crowbar on the edge of the safe door, gets on the motorcycle and drives top speed at it, breaking the safe open. Grabs the diamond and takes it to my underwater base in a lake nearby.

[Derik Fray]

uses a scuba suit I locate and steal the diamond from the base

[John Red Beard]

I bribe a mermaid with shiny dinglehoppers to grab it from you and bring it to me. Then I hide it in a tree house.

[Derik Fray]

I grab some rope and start climbing the tree by wrapping it around the tree once I get up I pull it out from Johns' grasp

[Azure Frostfire]

I distract you with an explosion in the distance,  while I stealthy snatch it from you. I take off in a drill pod deep into a maze of cave systems.

[John Red Beard]

Your drill pod's engine mysteriously shuts off. You get out to check and find the fuel line cleanly cut. I snatch the diamond out of the pod while you're distracted and run away back up the tunnels.

Once topside, I hide in a small grotto and whisper to myself, "My precious!"

[Azure Frostfire]

Little did you know, I placed a tracking device on you when you weren't looking. I find my way on top of the grotto, and throw a flash grenade into it. While you're stunned, I take the diamond and get on my helicopter and fly to the top of a mountain nearby.

[Derik Fray]

I follow the helicopter on foot and climb the mountain and steal it taking it to the mariana trench in a submarine

[Azure Frostfire]

I launch a torpedo from my battleship into the engine of your submarine, stopping you in your tracks. I pull your submarine up with wires, break the door open,  and shoot a canister of knockout gas into it. I go in with a gas mask on and take the diamond. I fly to Fort Knox and hide in there with the diamond.

[John Red Beard]

I borrow a sling ring from Doctor Strange to slip in and out of the vault before you know what happened. Then I open a portal to Avengers headquarters and say to them, “Help! Thanos’ minions are trying to take this magic gem from me!”

[Derik Fray]

Luckily one of the avengers was injured so because I am a doctor so I head in treat the patient and steal the diamond on the way out
hiding it in a haunted mansion

[Azure Frostfire]

I call the ghostbusters to clean the mansion of ghosts, then I pull out an x ray gun to see through the walls, finding the diamond and sneaking aboard a cargo ship to the international space station.

[Derik Fray]

I fly my personal ship aboard and steal the Diamond right out from under you and take it to a faraway ship wreck and I hide it aboard