the restart game.

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

ok, so.. we all ave had those days where you just can't talk for some reason. You know, those days where it's just one brain fart after another. so, here's a little game i like to call the restart game.. start typing something so random you have no idea what it means, and then try to explain it.

for example... Yeahs so this guy was just goin' crazy btw and was way over the limit just typing on his compu and chattin' in the mike and going all om to the nom on a doughny and i'm just like WAOHAHAHO!! 'cause he like, went all crazy and...

wait....

This cop nearly ran me over because he wasn't paying attention, eating while typing something, and trying to have a conversation with someone. By the way, he was speeding, too.

[OneGrayWolf]

Dude like omg yesterday i finished school and i had like no idea so we went to my haus all of us oh there wus 5 of us and anyways we went and did stuff like idk but it was fun and then we just did like omgz idk but i jsut did stffufz xD



Yesterday was my last day of school, and my 5 friends and I didn't know what to do, so we just went ahead and walked to my house where we had nothing to do. Though we were activity-less, we had lots of fun.

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

noice...

i gos like some greeney for doing this lawn and then was all like holy shiztix 'cause then it started raining and everything jus went Pft and then everyone was runnin' around like holy craz holy craz HOLY CRAZ!

i got paid for doing some landscaping with some of my friends, and just as we finished up it started just pouring rain and all of our prettily aranged flowers and what not got destryed in the down pour, so every one was freaking out.

[DaiRraito IS, FurryLAE.]

We wer3 all partyin n flup n then s0me guy was like, '0mgz0rz, the fluppin roofs on fire cuzza astronomical beams n shiz!!' n then every0ne fr34k3d and r4n out the d0ors...

RESTART

So, me and my buds were partying at my house and this guy freaked out, and he says, ''0mgz0rz, the fluppin roofs on fire cuzza astronomical beams n shiz!!' and everyone just stared at him...  The cops took him away and checked him.. Too much Riddler..  >> ( Maryjane.  )  >_>

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

*nodz* I can seez wher confooozilastion can comes fromn dem cheech'n'chong experimentatiopn thongersmajigerszes.. but the scarry part dat come from dat craz is the wierd chain link stuff that happened wiz me.... vicadin+happy pilss=hangover like hew... and painfully marksed scarz.


restart.

*nods* I can see where experimentation with illegal drugs can lead to halucinations, but mixtures of perscription painkillers and aphrodisiacs make for strange occurences, such as run ins with S&M and permanent scars on the body.

[DaiRraito IS, FurryLAE.]

YEAH MAN, th4t's s00ome w31rd ship

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Indeed.

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

i got a nuder whan... so me an'dis dude's jus rollin down de'street thumpin KORN! when dis li'l chicky goes" YO! Turn DAS CRAZ DOWN!"
so, we be just chillin and we turn it up, then the mix goeso to man gegan man, guess wut, hje got a boner and we;re in a convert' so tha chicks like "HA!!! LOLZ!!!!!"

restart.

I have another one of those, you had to be there moments. So i was driving around town in my friends car, he was there too. now we were listenin to koRn pretty loud, and we pull up to a corner. I tell no lies, this black prostitute starts yelling at us to turn it down, wich we didn't. Instead we turned it up juat as Man Gegen Man came on, and the guy I was sittting next to got an obvious boner, and not because of the member of the oldest profession standing near him. She laughed.