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Offline Elegant_Cockroach

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Hey friends!
« on: January 02, 2015, 02:37:42 PM »
Ever since I could crawl at age 1, I knew I was a cockroach.

Since then, I have learned about these incredible beasts and have attuned my mind and body to theirs. I am able to find the smallest crumbs, squeeze under any space with a least a one inch high gap, and can withstand copious amounts of nuclear radiation.


I hope you will understand me.

Ps: you can call me Elegant_Cock for short!
Skitterskitterskitter Imma eat yo food an' poop in hidden crevices

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Re: Hey friends!
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2015, 11:22:20 PM »
Hi welcome  I'm new too.

 

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