Boom! Crash! SHAZAM!!! Holy crud man what am I typing!! I don't know do you? Maybe not, but then again you guys know everything right? Maybe not you or you, but all of you know what it is and what it isn't, it isn't a pizza for sure! Did I tell you yet that I don't know what I'm typing?
But besides all of that jazz, I am the Guardian of Akoron, you may call me Guardian or Akanio, or any strange nickname you can come up with. (I just prefer the two other ones) Hopefully I didn't scare any of you with all of that up there. I hope I can get to know you guys better.