Hia~! And
Welcome to tFF~[the Furry Forum]This is SeiRruf, also known as FurryLAE Speaking, Bringing you the latest News to Randomness.
ok, maybe not the latest. ..ÂÂ
(or greatest)
*looks at previous posts*
Gees. See??! They are expecting me! OH NOES!
RUN!
wait.. >.< How the heck do I run from myself??
I'm the Dominate MalaWolSki of the Forums. You will learn my name quite quickly.
[Removed]So lets talk about you.
How do you like it here so far?
Would you recommend this site to a friend?
How about an animal?
Would you post, with a fox?
Would you post, In a box?
Would you post, here or there?
Would you post, anywhere?
Will you ever use FurryLAE's Services?
hmm.
I think the biggest question though is,
Will this post be your last? Or will you actually become an active member? Most members that join are never seen again, after the first week, or day even.
To ensure you're living, (or welly programmed,)ÂÂ
copy/paste this un-capcha'd text in your next reply.
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CRISPY MCNUGGET SUPREME SUNDAY SALAD!._o Did that come from me?
*cough* ummmm, my bad? heh
Oh! Oh! Did you know Christmas is coming, and the goose is getting fat?
I
Christmas
I heard a rumor that the boogie man lives in the Random thread...
(you might want to watch your back..)Now, I have a couple secrets, actually..
you probably don't know that this is the way I normally act, and that this post is 100x longer because I typed it ahead of time on my mylo, while I was walking through Wal*Mart.
So, basically, I typed all this up, before I even knew who was going to read it. ^uu^ Awesome eh?
I knew you would think so~
Honestly, new members are a hassle, because I have to prepare such a beautiful, nice post for them, just so they read it once, leave the forum, to never be seen again.
I mean can you believe it??!? Last time I tried to get away with a short post, I got all kinds of members pointing out the FLAE flaw! Gees! I guess i'm just that cool.
Psh. lol shucksÂÂ
Sooooo, Do you have any questions? Comments? Concerns?
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Good.Because I didn't feel like answering any anyways.
>.<
*attempts to reach out and Hug*
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attempt failed*
*REASON: Computer screen is in the way. Hug Blocked.*
*thinks to himself how much longer this post can go*
i really don't recall there being any limit in the Rules..ÂÂ
So have you answered those questions I mentioned earlier yet? or are you still reading this post?
Chances are if you are reading this, you are still being lazy, procrastinating, and continuing to read this very text.
While you do that, Why not Download my 42 Ped
obyte File?
( 1 pedobyte is 1024 Gigabytes )yeah, yeah, i know. Its only 42 Kilobytes... Just wait till you extract it though. haha
The magic of compressing hundreds of 4GB files, containing nothing but 0's
[Removed]lol well by now, both you and me are getting bored im sure, so its time to Spice things up.
BEFORE MARRIAGE!
AFTER MARRIAGE!
(read from bottom back to the top)Now, you are probably LOLing right now.
This means you have Humor! haha Great!
If infact you are not, That's unfortunate.
Consider [
Upgrading Your Humor Drivers ]
*yawn*
Hey Guys! Is THIS long enough for ya? Or shal I go longer?
>.< oh gees that sounded wrong..
THE POST! gees..
NO!Bad Doggie!
*shuns himself*
*reaches into his pockets of fur, and pulls out a key*
With mighty Key, you,
HAVE THE POWER!
of posting on this forum!
Congratulations!
Now, im going to have to leave you on your own for the rest of the journey.
Good Luck and Far well! err.. *diddnt even bother to read your welcome post or user name for that matter* Furson!
May the Force of Weird creepy red foxes be with you :th_Pyong-1:
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