*Jumps into arena, draws dual scythes, and whacks Zach upside the head with the non-bladed end of the scythe in his right hand, forcing him to spit out the tobacco.*
You shouldn't chew that stuff! It can kill you!
*Tosses him a pack of Trident Layers Berry Mint.*
Chew that instead. It won't kill you, and it'll help you fight cavities!