Favourite movie quotes

[anoni]

What are your favourite movie quotes from movies?

[Bayzan]

"Yesterday's history, tomorrow's a mystery, but today's a gift. That's why it's called Present" Oogway from... Everyone knows from where

[Luggz]

From Convoy
Love Machine [trying to impress a lady at a truck stop]: "Ma handle's Love Machine"
Spider Mike: "No! Uhuh! Miss, his name is Pigpen!"


Enemy at the Gates
Koulikov [after sniping a German soldier through the head]: "...about soup time isn't it?"

[anoni]

One of my favourite movie quotes is from Watchmen

[After just shooting rubber bullets and tear gas at a crowd of US rioters]
Comedian: GODDAMN I love working on American Soil
Nite Owl: What happened to us?... What happened to the American dream
[Standing in front of a picture of the American flag with graffiti and vandalism all over it]
Comedian: The American dream? It came true! You're looking at it!

[Licos]

The first one that comes to my mind was about to be used last Monday, but people were more likely to not understand.

"Hey, did you see that? Is called being awesome"

Po, from Kung Fu Panda 2.

I think it goes like this

[Puncia]

Everything is true. God's an Astronaut. Oz is Over the Rainbow, and Midian is where the monsters live.

It's not my single favourite, but one of many.

[MrRazot]

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. - The Usual suspects

[Timmy Fox]

"I wanna be a pie" -Random person from asdfmovie

[Puncia]

I don't get always what I want.

In the beginning of The Avengers movie, Black Widow is sent to fetch Bruce Banner (known as The Hulk). In their conversation he says this while pushing a baby's cradle idly.

What most people don't know is that he is the reason his wife died of radiation poisoning, and thus killing his unborn child in the process. It's such a simple line that really goes over the head of most people. All he wants is to be normal, and have a normal family, living a happy.. normal life.

[NovaAurora]

So many from Monty Python and the Holy Grail... "We demand... A shrubbery!" "What are you going to do? Bleed on me?" "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!" I could go on and on

[MrRazot]

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

-- Monty Python, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

[nixon/monto]

Quote" kiss my shiny metal a$$! Not a movie but a funny cartoon.

[anoni]

Flying High (aka as Airplane)
Doctor: "This girl needs a hospital right away!"
Girl: "The hospital! What is it?"
Doctor: "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now"

Girl: "Surely you can't be serious!"
Pilot: "I am serious... and don't call me surely"

[while the plane is landing, again while the plane is crashing and finally when the plane has landed and everyone has been saved]
Doctor: "I just want to let you know, we're all counting on you"

Kung pow Enter the Fist:
(In an effort to dub this japanese characters constantly moving mouth)
Girl: You'll never make it... never make it... ever make it, never ever make it... can't you see you can't make it.

[BoonieFox]

From the movie We Were Soldiers. It is customary in the U.S. Army to greet all superior NCOs with the greeting of the day ( Good morning Sergeant, good afternoon Sergeant, good day Sergeant, ect), and greet and salute all officers. Well, SGM Basil Plumley is just too awesome for formalities. Sadly, he recently passed away due to cancer.

Sergeant Savage: Good morning, Sergeant Major!
Sergeant Major Plumley: How do you know what kind of *censor* day it is?

Sergeant Savage: Beautiful morning, Sergeant Major.
Sergeant Major Plumley: What are you, a*censor*weatherman now?

[TyVulpintaur]

"Surely you can't be serious!" -Airplane!
"So, what's the choice, James? Two targets, time enough for one shot. The girl, or the mission?" -GoldenEye