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The new eco-friendly cigarettes
« on: June 05, 2010, 07:35:33 AM »
Ok I found this while I was on Fur Affinity, I lol'd at it.
here is the link to it:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-ecofriendly-cigarettes-kill-destructive-human,17529/
I have to know what others think


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Re: The new eco-friendly cigarettes
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2010, 03:50:55 PM »
Nice.
Well, what they're going for is true.
And if your stupid enough to smoke em after they TELL you how they're gonna kill you, well...
I just don't know... XD

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Re: The new eco-friendly cigarettes
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2010, 05:08:12 PM »
It's The Onion, it's supposed to be a sarcastic article. :P
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Re: The new eco-friendly cigarettes
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2010, 05:45:38 PM »
You see, I never knew that. I thought it was a serious thing XD


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Re: The new eco-friendly cigarettes
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2010, 05:46:53 PM »
(Looks at it)
That's true. K, NOW it makes sense.
I was like "The cigarette company CAN'T be serious!"


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Re: The new eco-friendly cigarettes
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2010, 05:59:21 PM »
As did a few college students lol, you wouldn't be the first to think so Tane. Maybe these cigarettes can defeat the ShadoWolf candies :3
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Re: The new eco-friendly cigarettes
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2010, 06:16:48 PM »
Hehe. Yea!
Now my candy has some serious competition! :D

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Re: The new eco-friendly cigarettes
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2010, 01:08:34 AM »
The Onion is awesome, they have their own movie too. It's probably too inappropriate to put here though  :/
But all of their stuff is sarcastic and joking, although making 'eco friendly cigarettes' would probably attract a lot of idiotic customers..... sadly....

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Re: The new eco-friendly cigarettes
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2010, 03:40:55 AM »
well actually: http://www.electroniccigarettesinc.com/

There are such things as "environmetally friendly" cigarettes.

Being a smoker for about 2 years now, the e-cigarette isn't news to me. I tried this one because one of my teacher brought it in to show me after he bought it. He let me try it...and I must say...It feels like having sandpaper in your lungs. It's harsh and tastes like motor oil. It doesn't tie me over at all. It's about as useless as a nicotine patch.

Nothing better than the real thing. :)
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Re: The new eco-friendly cigarettes
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2010, 06:47:36 AM »
Yea I had one before, it wasn't that bad though


 

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