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Chuck Norris FACTS! Post your fav
« on: July 06, 2010, 08:35:21 PM »
The chief export of chuck Norris is pain.  :D
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Re: Chuck Norris FACTS! Post your fav
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2010, 08:40:35 PM »
Jesus may have walked on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Post Merge: July 06, 2010, 09:50:43 PM
One of Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick's can power Australia for 30 Sec's
« Last Edit: July 06, 2010, 09:50:43 PM by CoCo Coleo »
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Re: Chuck Norris FACTS! Post your fav
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2010, 11:10:43 PM »
Chuck Norris can touch MC hammer.
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Re: Chuck Norris FACTS! Post your fav
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2010, 12:42:48 AM »
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter
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Re: Chuck Norris FACTS! Post your fav
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2010, 04:06:17 AM »
Chuck Norris doesn't love Raymond.
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Re: Chuck Norris FACTS! Post your fav
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2010, 06:09:42 PM »
Chuck Norris doesn't hate Chris.
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Re: Chuck Norris FACTS! Post your fav
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2010, 07:51:24 AM »
Every thing can blend except Chuck Norris

Bruce Lee defeated Chuck Norris and yet Chuck Norris is still seen as the best of the best.
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Re: Chuck Norris FACTS! Post your fav
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2010, 04:09:14 PM »
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, and half wood-grain alchohal  :D
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Re: Chuck Norris FACTS! Post your fav
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2010, 07:03:02 AM »
The "Most Interesting Man In The World" and the "Man Your Man Could Smell Like" are competing to replace Chuck Norris. :P
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