I have a dog, a bearded collie. He literally saved me from going mad because I was stuck living with abusive, alcoholic parents after my grandmother died, who was the only one who cared about and for me.
I have tons of funny stories with him. I will just share the most recent one. My mother and I were walking with him in this forest type thing we have here. She started being annoying with taking photos. She started giving him commands "Stand here, do this, go over there." He got a tiny bit annoyed, jumped, bit her phone and actually took a photo. A decent one at that.