Battle for Iodius. OOC (always open)

[Lucky]

AM ALL JACKED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW!!!

[Rygore Anikeria]

I might not be able to get on mcuh, complications.

[Lucky]

hay can you kind of explain what this valley looks like?

[Rygore Anikeria]

Its basically a valley, with a shore on onje of the far sides of it, on the other side a large Mesa over looks the valley. to the sides are the outskirts of the mesa wich lightly slope upward, and in the center of the valley there is the temple, which is very intricate and winding in itself, directly around it there is lush, untouched grass and large trees, obscuring the bottom reaches of the temple, the temple also has a network of tunnel underneath it. Towards the mesa the grass gets taller, and all along the valley there are isolated trees, some large bushes, but mostly shrubs.

[Lucky]

so i guess this died?

[Rygore Anikeria]

we need more people, ill keep posting, serp seems to be out until he posts again, lets me and you continue this.

[Gabag]

*lurks in*
Gentlemen
I am ze spy
*implants the Iron Horde with mechanized suits to use then vanishes*
Hahah

[Lucky]

ok am back, i hope nobody died while i was gone :p

[Cifero Windtail]

Oh, BUGGER.....

Looks like the Divine Hand could use one...

I am SO in.

Name: Zsasz McPherson
Faction: The Divine Hand
Race: Rusty-Spotted Cat
Bio: Born in a small village to an alchemist and a sorceress; no known siblings; made himself immune to all poisons by taking some of each in small doses every once in a while; parents EVAPORATED by a strange monster who exploded after eating a piece of cheese and then getting hit by a flaming runnaway horse cart filled with random objects, including a new invention called "thongs"; ran into a strange man who later revealed himself as the main trainer of the Hassansin academy; trained in all subjects (minus the halberd and scimitar), but also trained himself in the ways of knife-combat, which he found that he was VERY good at; graduated at the top of his class and went out on his own; joined the Divine Hand recently after helping save an important general who had been shot in the butt by providing interference for DH's soldiers; just discoved that the Iron Horde was responsible for the death of his parents, but is patient... for he knows that revenge will come in time.
Weapons/Abilities: Enchanted spike launchers, mortars, wrist blades, whip blades (one has a spike at one end, the other has a grouping of three claws used to grab on to things), magic unloseable jagged returning dagger; also has control over shadows and -wait for it- CHEESE! (Tremble in fear!)
Personality: Think of Justin Chambers' D'artangnan in THE MUSKETEER
Appearance: Mostly grey with rust-colored spots that form into stripes along the back and the top of the head; underparts, chest, and chin are white; wearing a white sleeveless undershirt and a black sleeveless shirt, old-fashioned utility belt with lots of throwing spike pouches over a CrayolaTM light-blue sash; grey cargo pants; surprisingly lightweight tan musketeer boots; black wrist-length fingerless metal-enlaced gloves with retractable glove fingers; wristblade gauntlets; multiple enchanted straps and scabbards for other weapons that make the weapons weightless; icy yet calm and friendly grey-blue eyes.

  Oh, Serpington, you kill me. ( the "Kill everything not wearing our emblem" mess-up thing.)

[Gabag]

Oh, BUGGER.....

Looks like the Divine Hand could use one...

I am SO in.

Name: Zsasz McPherson
Faction: The Divine Hand
Race: Rusty-Spotted Cat
Bio: Born in a small village to an alchemist and a sorceress; no known siblings; made himself immune to all poisons by taking some of each in small doses every once in a while; parents EVAPORATED by a strange monster who exploded after eating a piece of cheese and then getting hit by a flaming runnaway horse cart filled with random objects, including a new invention called "thongs"; ran into a strange man who later revealed himself as the main trainer of the Hassansin academy; trained in all subjects, but also trained himself in the ways of knife-combat, which he found that he was VERY good at; graduated at the top of his class and went out on his own; joined the Divine Hand recently after helping save an important general who had been shot in the butt by providing interference for DH's soldiers; just discoved that the Iron Horde was responsible for the death of his parents, but is patient... for he knows that revenge will come in time.
Weapons/Abilities: Enchanted spike launchers, halberd, scimitar, mortars, wrist blades, whip blades (one has a spike at one end, the other has a grouping of three claws used to grab on to things), magic unloseable jagged returning dagger; also has control over the five essential elements (earth, air, fire, water, and -wait for it- CHEESE! (Tremble in fear!)) ... and then some (more elements).
Personality: Think of Justin Chamber's D'artangnan in THE MUSKETEER
Appearance: Mostly grey with rust-colored spots that form into stripes along the back and the top of the head; underparts, chest, and chin are white; wearing a white sleeveless undershirt and a black sleeveless shirt, old-fashioned utility belt with lots of throwing spike pouches over a CrayolaTM light-blue sash; grey cargo pants; surprisingly lightweight tan musketeer boots; blac wrist-length fingerless metal-enlaced gloves with retractable glove fingers; wristblade gauntlets; multiple enchanted straps and scabbards for other weapons that make the weapons weightless; icy yet calm and friendly grey-blue eyes.

 XDOh, Serpington, you kill me. ( the "Kill everything our emblem" mess-up thing.)

Got enough overpowered crap in there?

[Cifero Windtail]

Oh, COME ON! Really?! Zsasz isn't INVINCIBLE! He just knows how to use most Hassansin weapons! "Enchanted" means UNLOSEABLE! And his mother was a SORCERESS! There is NO god-modding that I know of in my character's description!

  Sorry about blowing my fuse like that....

[Gabag]

Shall i take stock of the god moddage
1. your weapons are weightless
2. Most are enchanted.
3. apparently your medieval soldier has mortars. Ok.
4. Family Magics.
5. Death Cheese.
6. enchanted Spike Launchers
7. Your background story was possibly the least thought out story i've ever seen. And I've been on 4chan.
8. Control over 5 elements
9. You keep giving yourself godly super powers
10. Your character has that awesome dude personality and has the best looks and Personality.
11. In Conclusion. You have just created.

A Mary sue.

[Cifero Windtail]

 1. HOLSTERS are enchanted to make the weapons SEEM weightless.

2. Only the spike launchers.

3. Do you even know what the he** I mean by "mortars?" See "Prince of Persia: Sands of Time." I mean THOSE mortars.

4. Why not?

5. DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE CHEESE!

6. Again: "Enchanted" means THEY DON'T COME OFF.

7. Have you seen the remake of "Clash of the Titans"? THAT is the least thought-out story ever. I worked hard on this one.

8. The elements thing... Okay. I'll change it to shadows and cheese.

9. Not really. The Hassansin training is just combat training. Not powers.

10. WATCH. THE. MOVIE.

[Gabag]

I don't think one human being can remotely carry all of those weapons and be expected to fight with all of them. Seemingly weightless or no.
if they're seemingly weightless then they have weight, so therby, your guy's skeleton should've been shattered already.

[Cifero Windtail]

  Okay. I'll alter it a bit more.