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Lizard's Literature Lounge
« on: April 09, 2011, 12:19:54 PM »
It just so happens I'm not as new as the previous unedited post here had stated. And that first bit I wrote was kind of fail, so it's been kicked hard and thrown out the door! Now please enjoy some slightly better random writings written right here, or better yet.... written FOR here.  :D
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Re: Lizard Lively's Literature Lounge
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2011, 10:22:48 PM »
(The follow text was something I threw together for the random thread, but apparently it was too long to belong. So instead I am posting it here.)


*Lizard randomly stumbles into this thread*

"Wha.. what is this? Where am I?"

*A loud and voluminous voice echoes from no where.*

"Welcome to the Random Thread! You can do anything and anything you want as long as it doesn't involve pork. (Not really, though.) ^_^V"

*As soon as the echoing stops, Lizard pokes his head out from behind a random rock he dove behind when the voice first started booming.*

"Wow, that was random! And scary too."

*Lizard explores his surroundings, taking note of the amount of random rocks everywhere. He soon finds himself walking for no apparent reason in some random direction. Then, randomly, he comes across a random object in his path. Upon inspecting the object he discovers that it is a button. On the button was one word, "Randomonium".*

"Hmm, that's odd finding a button in the middle of an endless rock field. I wonder what would happen if I pressed it?"

*And so Lizard pressed the button. As soon as the button was touched by the tip of his claw all light seemed to go out. He was now in a black void and couldn't see a thing. Terrified, he let out a scream.*

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

*As soon as he stopped yelling a noise started to sound out from the darkness. At first it was hard to tell exactly what the noise was, or where it was coming from. But the noise grew louder and louder until it was quite obvious what it was and from which way it was coming. It was... Ragtime music!

Lizard tried to see what was playing the music through the dark, but the attempt to spot the maker of the melody was laughably useless. In true random form though a light had turned on, dazing Lizard in a white blindness. The sudden brightness had frightened Lizard worse still, and he let out another yell. His yell echoed so much that it would have been hard to tell exactly when his screaming had stopped. Soon his eyes adjusted to the new lighting conditions and a theater randomly materialized all around him.

He was inside a theater hall standing in a sea of seats. The ragtime music was coming from the direction of a massive stage, though there was no band performing on it. Instead he saw a line pigs dressed in fancy suits, dancing the Can Can.*

"Oh my god, what is this place?!"

*As soon as he finished asking this a another loud and voluminous voice randomly echoed through the theater hall.*

"PORK!!!"

*Lizard turned and ran up the rows of seats as fast as his two legs would take him. He could see a set of double doors at the end of his path and he fully intended to slam through them. Bracing for the impact Lizard closed his eyes and threw his hands in front of him. But it never came. He opened his eyes and stopped running.*

"What in the world...."

*He found himself now standing back in the Fun RP Forum. Lizard slapped his face hard to test his reality. It hurt bad, so he assumed he must have been daydreaming and proceeded to head back to the General Forum. As soon as he got to the exit a voice boomed from no where.*

"PORK!!!"

*The next thing Lizard knows is he's laying face down in the General Forum. He had feinted. Lizard made a not to himself to never drink a Redbull before entering the Fun RP Forum again.*
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« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2011, 05:02:34 AM »
Awaking to a brand new day. Feeling empty in the bed that I lay. Head in my pillow, my thoughts go astray. Thinking about how I might be gay.

Thinking of the void that cannot be filled. Thinking of relations I can never build. If things could happen the way that I willed, I'd definitely be much more than thrilled.

But fear overcomes, taking control. Smothering that which is my soul. At this rate I'll never be whole, and these feelings will take their toll.

This empty feeling leaves me confused. My conscious plays me, I know it's amused. It feeds on my pain, letting it ooze. Making me feel beat and abused.

Thoughts of scenes with me under a tree with someone else, a great sight to see. I often wonder: Can this be? Could another man ever love me?


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That was something I just whipped up in light of my latest feelings.

Your loving friend,
                Lively Lizard



Post Merge: April 17, 2011, 05:41:29 AM
Pain is real. It's all that we feel. But mine hurts worse than a wound made by steel.

There's no blood stained shirt, there's no physical hurt. There's just loneliness due to lack of a flirt.

It makes me feel sick, my inners feel thick. All because of the love I can't pick.

It's a terrible monster gnawing inside, destroying my hide and tearing me wide.

I want out but there's no escape. I give a shout but I'm gagged by tape.

I feel better to write because it feels right. With it, there's a good end in sight.
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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2011, 06:32:15 AM »
The great muscular tail gave a powerful lurch and Lizard was sent sailing through the air. He would have been badly injured had he not been lucky enough to land on his feet. There was a searing pain in his left arm, and when he touched it he found his own blood dripping from his claws. Lizard sat crouched on one knee, taking a second to gather his strength. He was still dazed from being thrown and he could barely lift his head to find his opponent. The beast was a brute, large, four legged, scaly, and with a massive tail. It was standing 50 feet away from him looking at him with a big, stupid eye. The creature wasn't intelligent or Lizard might have been killed already. It just stood there gazing at him, wondering what had happened to it's prey.

Lizard spit on his injured arm with his numbing saliva to dim the pain, and stood up slowly. His last attempt at killing the beast was very nearly fatal, and it cost him more than he could afford. His original plan was to scratch out it's eyes which he managed to get one, but as soon as he did he was thrown backward from the creatures reaction and landed on its tail. That's how he ended up here. The beast wasn't so stationary anymore, and was beginning to move forward still gazing at Lizard with his remaining eye. This was it, one final move was all he had left. As the beast moved faster and faster getting closer and closer, Lizard looked around quickly for something with which to take cover. Behind him was a fallen tree propped on a rock, and the end of the tree looked sharp. That was it! He would spear the fowl thing on the log.

He turned and ran as fast as his legs could take him, but the creature wasn't far behind. He could feel it stomping heavily across the earth, it's breathing getting louder and closer. Just as he thought he would be caught he reached the tree and dove underneath it. There was a loud roar, a crunching noise, a squeal of pain, and then Lizard was struck hard in the head. The blow knocked him clean out.

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I was just fiddling around some more with my writing to see what I could make. If you thought this was interesting and done well please tell me. I may make a story out of it on a separate thread.


Post Merge: April 19, 2011, 02:54:57 AM
I like winter for the lack of bugs. I like summer for its green. I like love for its warm hugs and its lack of mean.

I like games for their fun, especially Runescape. I like to run in the sun because its my escape.

I like music for its sound and how it relates to me. I like circles because they're round and have no ends to see.

I like my PC because it's my outlet. I like things easy because they're hard to forget.

I like you for your smile and the nice things you say. It's been a while since I was comforted while in bed I lay.
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Re: Lively Lizard's Literature Lounge
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2011, 08:45:46 AM »
One day in the merry land of Furry, an old looking hobo walked up to me.

He said, "Son, have you got any change to spare? I've done run out cuz life ain't no fair."

It was lucky for him I was in a good mood. Otherwise I'd have real rude.

I looked in my pockets, checkin' my stash. But to my surprise I didn't have any cash.

So that's when I thought of a suggestion and popped the hobo a weird question.

"Sir, I'm sorry but I got nothin' today. But how's about I give a place to stay?"

He said, "Boy that sounds a swell deal! Would you also be kind to spare a meal?"

After nodding my head I grasped his hand and we started home. So far this day was grand.

Typical me, I got distracted. I saw a good buddy and overreacted.

"Bill!" I yelled, "It's me, your friend! Come to my place, I got some time to spend!"

So the three of us trot on down the road to a final destination. My humble abode.

But before we arrived we did something else. We saw another good friend by the name of Chelse.

She said, "Hey there boys, I think I'm done mowin'. Can I tag along to where yer all goin'?"

We said, "Sure thing Chelse, just follow us! We're all about to hop aboard the fun bus!"

All four of us walked up to the stop. We boarded the bus after it was stopped by a cop.

So there we were riding home real fast, all the while we're having a blast.

We're soon dropped off at the front of my gate, and just in time. Man it's gettin' late!

We didn't get far before we heard something shouting out a menacing word.

"Halt right there! Tell me who goes?!" We all instantly shuddered down to our toes.

"It is I, Lizard! The owner of this place. Who ever you are, please show your face!"

"It is I, the hobo of Furry Land. These people here are lendin' a hand!"

"It is I, Bill. Lizard's friend. I was dragged along from around the bend..."

"It is I, Chelse. The tom boy cat. Can't you tell from my cowboy hat?"

It said, "Oh, in that case come on it! I had no idea Lizard was bringin' home kin."

As it turned out the voice was my mate. Grrrr, that goofball Nate.

Together that night we all had fun. Now I'm sorry to say that this story is done.
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Re: Lively Lizard's Literature Lounge
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2011, 10:07:44 AM »
Thunder, thunder, mask my blunder. Make it so no one will wonder. Make a sound that will resound, off the walls and through the halls. Make it loud so in the crowd, no one will know my butt did blow


If you're a furry then you better hurry, for the storm it moves with quickness and fury. The rain doth pour on a distant shore, but if you want knock on my door. We'll hang out a bit, get up don't sit! It's not like I'll smell your poo and throw a fit >.<


If it's cheek you seek, just look for Tweak. He preys on the weak, he will lurk and he'll peek. He'll say "Man, your posterior.... boy does it reek!" XD


If it's tech that you want, Jasper's your boy. He's sure to get joy in making you his computer toy. Is he cute, is he nice? You better think twice. This demonic child is sure to fix the dice >.<


Bloodfang's your friend when you have wounds to tend. He's got a hand to lend to get around the bend. When evil's afoot, he'll help you fend. when life seems broke, he's there to mend.


This place is a wonder such as none can behold. It's a safe place for furries, so I've been told. It's a place I find precious, more than one does gold. Though I am a Scaly, here I can be proud and bold. If asked for my soul it would in an instant to Tweak be sold. Is it sad that it's here I want to grow old? O.O


Bruising hail is in this gale. The wind blows my tail to make it flail. My skin of scale it does turn pale at our wind torn sail. I want to bail so I go to the rail, trip on a nail and in the water land on a whale. What was once fail is now a wonderful tale. It made me want stuff in life to in the mail, and application is sent to the school of Yale
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