Tell A Joke

[Celestial_Dragon]

" Thankyou"

[Blisk]

Yep yep

[Dr. Alka Wolf]

A muslim walks into a bar....


That's the joke. Because, islamic people don't drink.

[Crest Is Dead ((For Now))]

Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood.

The first bat comes home with blood dripping off his fangs. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people."

The second bat returns with blood around his mouth. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of five people."

The third bat comes back covered in blood. He says, "See that castle over there?" The other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."

[Mr Honey Badger]

Everything what passes event horizon never escapes the blackhole

I know that from my personal experience.

When i throwed my lunch box at my physics teacher.The lunch box was for while orbiting then vanished.When i tried to get my lunch box it was gone but i got to close.I was in orbit she was mumbling something about my grades but i didnt listen because my periapsis was dangerously close to event horizon. She was standing up.I catched the end of her laptop and I tied one end of charger cable to the table and the second one to me.As she was leaving the class I was being pulled towards her taking the table with me.When she left i felt to the ground broke my glasses.

And now tell me that astronomy isnt skill for survival.

[Wolxikin]

Why did the tomato lose the race?

It couldn't ketchup   

[Tina]

Why did the orca win the fight?

He kept whaling on his on his opponent. 

[Blisk]

I hadn't no idea how to breathe

[Tim Siguire]

So a bottle of wine and a roll of cheddar are friends.

One day on a beach, they come across an oyster. She was crying because she felt ugly.
The roll of cheddar wàlked up to the oyster and coaxed her into stop crying.
He said "Don't cry, miss. You are just too beautiful. No other oyster has pearls more flawlss, elegant, wonderous. You are super high quality. Dont be sad."

After the oyster cheered up, they left. The wine bottle them said: "Bro. That was super cheesy."

[MrRazot]

So there are two muffins in the oven


They don't say anything to each other because they can't... they're muffins

[ZaraRaEchidna]

So a wolf walks into a bar.
what is he doing there? is he going to buy a beer? go home, wolf, you don't even have pockets.

[Tim Siguire]

A bear, a frog, and a rabbit walk into a cafè.

The bear orders salmon, the rabbit orders carrots, and the frog orders flies.

The waiter said to the rabbit, we have a garden just over here, but ould you like a carrot stew?
"Yes. I would."

The waiter went to the frog and said, i am afraid we dont have flies, sir. But, we do have a dumpster.
The frog said, "What do I look like to you?! Some dirty animal? Ill take a trashcan."

The waiter went to the bear and told him, Sir. I am afraid we dont have any salmon.
The bear said, "What? Its common food!"
The waiter then directed the bear to the menu. If you want some food, look at our menu. There, you will see food.