...You did not just sign up just to post this.
Naw, jk jk.
Alright, I guess I'll see if I can help ya win
To be honest, yours is great, but I see better ones, and I don't feel like I can just vote for you because you need help, ya know? I don't feel like I'm being fair to all the other wonderful people who entered, it's like throwing away a burger because it's bad for you, when there are worse burgers out there. Cause really, to a sustainable extent, it's almost cheating. I'd much rather vote for the BEST one, not the most needy one.
But you know, I'll think about it, mmkay?
But seriously, you registered to do this?