Oh my.
Well, here I go
1. When I was in Kindergarten, I saw one of the kids take their shirt off. Now, me, being the dumbo I was, didn't realize you had to have two layers of shirts before you were allowed to take one off, so I stood on top of the table, pulled off my shirt, and started whirling it around in the air like Muscle Man from Regular Show
Err, everyone laughed, but I wasn't sure if they were laughing at me out of humiliation or out of fun, but I shed a little tear and sat back down, the teacher looking at me like O_O
Looking back, it was actually kinda funny
2. Err, I seem to have these odd, mid-dream spasms, which I figure are actually me having a nightmare while half-sleep, but I can feel it, I believe my body moves like I ran into an electric fence. Just recently, I didn't get any sleep last night, so during 7th period Math, I slowly drifted to sleep, then I had one of those spasms again, at the worst moment possible. All I felt was me doing a quick jerk with my muscles, like I got electrocuted. When I looked up, everyone was laughing at me, assuming I was imitating an electrocuted person
I wasn't, but it still was kinda embarrassing. I'm going to go to the doctor or something and see why I do this.
3. I decided to play Monster Hunter Freedom Unite with my brother and form a team, and similar to how you haditgo, I was like "We don't die. We are Monster Hunters! We stand United!" and we ran in there. 2 seconds later, I got ran over by a Bullfango (essentially a bull/mammoth) and it said "Mission Failed". Boy was I laughing
4. The many, many times I have messed up when speaking on Youtube. I'm not real great at speaking, I tend to mess up a lot EwE