Pawz, I have to say that in the last 12 years of camping that I have done, I have never heard of any of those foods that you mentioned for camping.
However, for my contribution, try mashing/slicing up 1 hamburger patty, 1 carrot, 1 potato and 1/2 onion and putting them all into one sheet of aluminum foil with 1/2 cup of water. Place on a small, makeshift grill and cook over a fire for 30 minutes. Best hobo stew ever.