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Offline ShiroTenshiRyu

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The Fall of the Gods?
« on: May 24, 2014, 01:20:02 AM »
Okay so the the idea is pretty simple. Every time you post you have to dethrone a god. Doesn't matter how it happens or what you use just keep it interesting and hilarious! I'll start.




*Shiro sneaks up on Poseidon and drowns him in raw sewage* I'm now the God of the Sea!






Hope it catches on.
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Re: The Fall of the Gods?
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2014, 01:33:21 PM »
*Launches a lacrosse ball at Helios, knocking him off of his chariot* Yea! Now, let's replace this chariot with a snowboard. *snaps his fingers* New god of the sun!
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Re: The Fall of the Gods?
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2014, 02:14:29 PM »
*Grabs anubis*ARGGH*Tears his head off*

Post Merge: June 18, 2014, 02:17:34 PM
*Uses anubis's head as a basketball*5 POINTS
« Last Edit: June 18, 2014, 02:17:34 PM by Lizardguy767, Reason: Merged DoublePost »
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Re: The Fall of the Gods?
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2014, 07:36:28 AM »
*takes ares by the helmet, bashes it repeatedly on the rocks, then puts my boot on his back as I fill it with lead*


The title of god of war goes to ME!
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I’m death to anyfing dat walks or crawls, where I go nothin’ stands in my way. We crushed da stunties on Golgotha, an’ we caught old one-eye when da speed freeks blew da humies’ big tanks ta bits. I let ‘im go ‘cause good enemies iz ‘ard to find, an Orks need enemies ta fight like they need meat ta eat an’ grog ta drink.
I iz more cunnin’ than a grot an’ more killy than a dread, da boyz dat follow me can’t be beat. On Pissenah we jumped da marine-boyz an’ our bosspoles was covered in da helmets we took from da dead ‘uns. We burned dere port an’ killed dere bosses an’ left nothin’ but ruins behind. I’m Warlord Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka an’ I speak wiv da word of da gods. We iz gonna stomp da ‘ooniverse flat an’ kill anyfing that fights back. We iz gonna do this coz’ we’re Orks an’ we was made ta fight an’ win!

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Re: The Fall of the Gods?
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2014, 08:35:27 AM »
*Grabs zeus by neck*"You have succeed your welcome"*Stabs in the head,pushes his body off Mt Olympus*"IM AM NOW KING OF ALL THE GOD'S IN GREECE!!!!!!"
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