Bad Jokes

[MrRazot]

You lost the game...


Also what's green, has 6 legs and will kill you if it falls on top of you?

Spoiler for Hidden:

a snooker table

[Trixsie Vixen]

A horse walks into a bar and orders a juice and the bartender says "FFS, not another damn furry!"

[MrRazot]

a guy walk into a bar, up the wall, across the ceiling, down the other wall to the bar and orders a pint of Bitter and finishes it before going out the way he came.
a man sitting at the bar turns to the barman and says "did you just see that? surely that can't be right? that's just not normal!"
the barman turns to him and says "I know... He usually orders a Lager"