I learned that there are fathers more lenient then mine! JEALOUSY!
Close to the same time I learned about the aluminium foil, I also learned there is a more awesome way to cook bacon for sandwiches.
Simply lay out your bacon on a pan, and weave strips together like you weave straw baskets. Once you made a square, Bake the square of bacon and BAM! Perfect bread sized bacon square, where every bite will have an equal amount of bacon.