GTA:Fur city

[Dubaku]

Ironically? Man, whatchu some kinda hipster or some shit?

[SadDubwool]

"i don't wear skinny jeans,a beanie,glasses or ironic t-shirts and therefor i am not a hipster"

[Farewell]

*zaida drove around stopping at stores and quickly running out with hand full of items* "it's just too easy.." *she chuckled*

[Dubaku]

*Dubaku receives a phone call from someone named Brucie, he picks it up* Yo, who dis?

[SadDubwool]

*He sits on the ground*

[Dubaku]

"Juicing is for winners, bro. Winners! Don't let nobody tell you different, amigo. Don't listen to those nutritional facts, or the surgeon general's warning, whadda they know? Gimme a call and I can hook you up with some high quality BST! Have the strength and sex drive of an Apex predator today, bro!"

[Farewell]

(Back!) *zaida was walking about having a pistol in the side of her pants and she played a video game on her phone*

[Dubaku]

Well, I suppose I better pull off a bunch of jobs that pay out reasonable amounts of money for just sitting around taking my sweet ass time actually completing those jobs. *he takes out his phone, about to call in for a quick job* ... but I don't think I will. Money glitch time! *he does a bunch of things roaming around the city* Now to order every supercar... *he goes onto his phone and orders the Zentorno, Cheetah, Vacca, Adder, Turismo R, etc.* I love exploitating the glitches in this game... welp, guess all that's left to do is level up until I can buy the Dubsta 6x6. (Satire, how I love thee)